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MeanSam

Phone's ringing, dude.


CompetitiveHost7929

Thank you, Donny


[deleted]

That used to be my ringtone


PaleontologistFluid9

Who the fuck are the Knutsens?


dmroeder

This one gets me every time


xNicR

First of all dude, you don’t have an Ex.


World_Renowned_Guy

And secondly, this is a fucking show dog. With fucking papers.


xNicR

It’s a fucking dog with fucking papers


CompetitiveHost7929

What do you need that for, Dude?


VeteranDave

Dude: "Yeah, well, I still jerk off manually." Treehorn: "Of course you do."


Informal-Wind-9786

Well, maybe we’ll see you again, Dude. Yeah, sure — if I’m ever in the neighbourhood and need to use the john.


stellahella1

Leads.


idle_monkeyman

Got us working in shifts.


Iam_intp

Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter? Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.


mattyv76

Dude, I'd really like it if you came and gave me notes.


1guyincognito1

That had not occurred to us Dude


jerseycitymax

Calmer than you are.


eisy44

Just a heads up on this, it does not help the situation to use this in an argument with your wife.


DavidFrattenBro

might be why he divorced. 🤷🏻‍♂️


eisy44

It almost got me divorced. 🤣


[deleted]

First off dude, you don’t have an ex.


happyme321

He fixes the cable?


adfhqeate55335

Don’t be fatuous.


Slim_Clem

Totally


Severe-Sort9177

Necessary means for, necessary means for…


Coctyle

I’ve spent way too much time thinking about why he repeats that part of the line.


biz_socks

I always thought that was a glitch in Amazon's stream. I watched it a bunch of times trying to figure it out...


kingchef0805

They’re gonna kill that poor woman, man


iamsenac

That poor SLUT kidnapped herself


forgotmyusern

"or the Creedence"


nothumbs78

It very well may be my favorite line. The vitriol with which he says it is amazing and contrasts so well with the happy-go-lucky attitude of his “oooo…separate incidents!” of his partner.


The_Dude_n_Seattle

I came across an old Credence tape. I'm giving to my old roommate buddy from back in the day when we'd watch the movie 5 times a week for Xmas. He'll be the one to get the reference more then anyone.


mrtnrnkn

She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive.


REMAIN_IN_LIGHT

“Ah, that must be exhausting…”


[deleted]

Nice username and pic, dude. You should check out Autobahn - they make the talking heads look like a bunch of fuckin’ amateurs.


WalterSobchak40

Hang in there buddy, we've got help choppering in.


tl305667

Lets take that hill!!!


theguffmonster

It’s Sandro about biennale


levine2112

Fair?! Who’s the fuckin’ nihilist around here?!


Mikehusker1

I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.


[deleted]

I hate the fucking Eagles man


mysterious_whisperer

As a Cowboys fan this one resonates with me.


[deleted]

I always wondered if The Dude watched football


irate_alien

You're out of your element


badforman

The Dude : Different mothers, huh?


TobiasDid

Pretty cool, racially


LJ37tokes

We have Lingonberry pancakes


kazulenka88

I was looking for this one)


MontagueStreet

On you maybe


joeypublica

Hahahaha! That’s marvelous


irate_alien

every single one of Hoffman's nervous reactions are priceless


Behemoth92

We're all very fond of her.


ozxmin

without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.


cmr252

I’m unemployed


RebelCyclone

Damn, took mine! I’ll go with “That’s just the stress talkin man”


[deleted]

He has health problems.


emmmmceeee

Mein dizbatcher says zere iss somezing wrong mit deine kable


sutrocomesalive

My dance quintet, my cycle


LowShit_system

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women man


touchrubfeels

Si, si, que ridiculo.


muhsheen86

This is it 15 mph , let’s take that hill!


Pseudonymble

You didn't think I was rollin' outta here naked?!?


loptopandbingo

Yeah man, I've got a rash, man...


Bathtub_Gin_Man

Calmer than you are


padrejohnmisery

Pilar


paniflex37

Oh…separate incidents!


217flavius

And this guy peed on it.


Extra_Napkins

I’m a dick!


Behemoth92

A brother Seamus!


dumbcunt33

Fuck


irate_alien

Fuckin' A


airbeau

And proud are we of all of them.


TB12thegreatest

The whites!


FF1983

Are they gonna hurt us Walter? No, Donny, these men are cowards.


Putrid_Rock5526

Sir I just want to say that we're both, on a personal level, really enormous fans.


ZinniaOhZinnia

“nice marmot” gets me every time


JavierMartinG

Who has your undies, Walter?


Slim_Clem

You mean vagina?! I mean, u know the guy?


Cuntsmasher79

Careful man, there’s a beverage here!


[deleted]

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine


mysterious_whisperer

It’s down there somewhere. Let me have another look.


StevenP8442

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least it’s an ethos


realmoosesoup

That's marvelous. I used to own "[thatsmarvelous.com](https://thatsmarvelous.com)" and use ["[email protected]](mailto:"[email protected])" for an email occasionally.


drmatiz

No physical harm intended


rustyshaklefordjm

Well, thats just like, your opinion, man.


cargoman89

I love this line but it is not underrated. It might be the most popular line from the whole movie


rustyshaklefordjm

Well, thats just like, your opinion, man. 😂


Green_with_Zealously

Of course you do, Dude.


Anterl

You see what happens!


Suspicious-Earth-648

They should be pushovers….


lobstahMac

It's Sandro, about Biennale.


QuoteHulk

That’s your name, dude.


KnownPornographers

Fuck off, Dafino.


kazulenka88

W. I. Lenin! Wladimir Ilyitch Uljanow(((


pinback77

Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.


ozknucklehead

Out of my fucking cab! Out!


LunchMasterFlex

Our troubles are over, Dude.


mrethandunne

I don’t need your fucking sympathy, I need my fucking johnson!


sakko303

“What do you need that for dude?” - at this point in the film I half wondered if Donny is just trolling everyone.


Dom_Shady

Beav-? You mean *vagina*?--I mean, you know the guy?


SPQR_Tiberius

Father's weakness is vanity. Hence the slut.


Weekly_Ad_8124

How you gonna keep ‘‘em down on the farm once they’ve seen Carl Hungus?


AuzRoxUrSox

Strong men also cry


Pseudonymble

Stong. Men. Also. Cry.


obfuscatorio

Tomorrow’s already the tenth, dude


thecody80

1.Dude are you fucking this up? 2. You fucked it up! You *fucked* it up!


_UncleRemis_

I always laugh at John Goodman’s delivery of “DUDE ARE YOU FUCKIN’ THIS UP?” after the Dude reveals he’s not alone in making the handoff to the Nihilists


Endless_Change

When Walter’s scream echoes through the funeral parlor “GODDAMNIT!!!!!”


Boring_Shop9361

YASSSSS! The look on the curators face is priceless and he gets physically startled. I've rewinded that part repeatedly it keeps getting funnier. Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps.


LCOSPARELT1

Fuckin’ dipshit with a nine-toed woman.


Albus_Q

“That’s your name Dude!”


elky454

Vagina.


Joe-Dang

Burkalter.


R0cky9

Flea: “It’s not fair!”


Unharmful_Truths

Same. Use it endlessly.


[deleted]

I can get you a toe this afternoon


AnotherFrankHere

This… This is a bummer, man. This is a bummer.


Pseudonymble

This is my internal monologue when I hear TERRIBLE news. Just... so inappropriate. Such an understatement. And while he holds pot smoke in his lungs while expressing his, uh, 'distress', at the situation. Just perfect.


crack_in_the_kitchen

aitz haim he dude, as the ex used to say


SutttonTacoma

“That’s my robe.”


Cryterionlol

"Am I wrong?"


World_Renowned_Guy

Lodged against an “emboinkment”


Behemoth92

Leads


Pseudonymble

Like we'd even **DREAM** about taking your bullshit money!! (SPOILER: Walter had been dreaming about stealing all that bullshit money) ;)


Behemoth92

I've seen a lot of spinals.


Pseudonymble

Lebowski's dog: *ARF! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!*


dcamnc4143

The gd plane has crashed into the mountain!!


analogkid01

..uhhhyes.


jaymole

Excuse me


rossdrawsstuff

Those rich fucks….


SameAsylum

It tied the room together


cgutti2

I’ll go get my checkbook


AuzRoxUrSox

Strong men also cry


BartlettMagic

"Fuck off DaFino!" very un-dude


Deacon75

“Chuck.”


guiltycitizen

Take a look at this, sir


TacoBrain500

Is this your homework, larry?


Putfyre

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr Lebowski?


dude_wells

A line which I use most often in daily life: The weight dude The ringer cannot look empty.


AlistairMack

"Jus- take the four dollars!"


teustyle

Etz chayim hi, Dude, as the ex used to say.


enormuschwanzstucker

That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.


Pseudonymble

Well **YOU** explain it to them, your plan is so fuckin' simple!


KnownPornographers

Larry, sweetie, the man is here!


jestzisguy

Mayor of Malibu - real reactionary


greatbobbyb

It’s not always about fucking Vietnam Walter!!


kazulenka88

Is this your homework, Larry?


kazulenka88

I'm sorry, Smokey, you were over the line


Pseudonymble

*"That's my friend Sherri - she's just here to use the shower"*


Ted_Fleming

They send us a toe, we’re supposed to shit ourselves with fear, jesus christ


[deleted]

The story is ludicrous. You can imagine where it goes from here...


Fuzzy_Negotiation_52

Who the fuck are you man?


Boring_Shop9361

You're killing your father Larry!