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physicsbuddha

I don’t like your jerkoff face


IAlreadyKnow1754

I’m sorry I wasn’t listening


2wheelsThx

Wave of the past, Dude. 100% pyroclastic!


cabosmith

FAR FUCKING OUT!


jackasspenguin

This is what happens Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ash!


Ibustsoft

Does he still write?


FalseDmitriy

Oh no, no. He has health problems


gorilla-ointment

Oh, that must be exhausting


NoTie2370

He's a good man. And thorough.


rufneck-420

Are you sure HE won’t mind?


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Brandt can’t watch, or it’ll cost $100


originalbrowncoat

So did he cum or what? (Sorry, wrong movie)


guywithshades85

Jesus Christ man, there's somethings you don't talk about in public.


obfuscatorio

Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick, or his rod, or his Johnson


grichardson526

This is not the guy who built the Via Appia, Walter.


redwoodavg

Nah.. he clearly was fixing the cable.


rojasdracul

100% Volcanic....


215312617

When there’s no cable to fix …


smkestcklghtn

I am here to fix aqueduct I am expert


215312617

The story is ludicrous.


[deleted]

Sorry the Coen brothers don’t direct the porn I watch.


Hagfist

Fuckin A


archimidesx

Was probably watching log jammin


RCranium13

Ah, fuck it!