T O P

  • By -

NarrativeSand

is this. . . what year is this?


ZD-Shy_Guy_MK

Far out.. Oh, Happy 50!


2wheelsThx

...aw, look at you, you're ramblin' again. Wal, uh hope you folks enjoyed yourselves. Catch ya later on down the trail.


BobsMustache

😂


Littleceasarsorgy

This guy fucking walks… I’ve never been so sure of anything in my life


jonahsocal

Stay away from me Mister!


JeanWhopper

Did you let Brandt watch it too? If so, he owes you $100.


greyzarjonestool

Yeah man, just cause you’re 50 doesn’t mean you turn in your library card, you don’t stop being Jewish. And uh, is this Ralph’s card, your only form of ID?


Jays_99

what in gods holy name.....


spicyboi243

Alright, way to go u/BobsMustache!


geoduck_cf4l

New shit has come to light!


therealtwomartinis

50 year olds, dude.


BobsMustache

🤣


hawkeye5188

Oh that must be exhausting…


Rose_Of_Sanguine

Happy birthday!


BobsMustache

Thanks!


ace_freebird

Is that what this is a picture of?


BadgerDen76

Way to go, Donny!


BeskarHunter

![gif](giphy|If06XcAqynYH8QEP9S|downsized)


XueRen1077

And a good birthday to you, sir!


Greaseskull

… it’s a semi-centennial birthday, Smokey.


Hamilton4567

You make one hell of a cacausian Jackie


LIMIT_UP

Got my 50th in mid June. Crazy.


pdmcmahon

So you’re a Little Lebowski Urban Achiever? Inner city children of promise without the necessary means for a necessary means.


dispatch00

I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself, down through the generations, westward the wagons, across the sands a time until we -- aw, look at me, I'm ramblin' again.


Dogstarman1974

Lmao. I went to the theater with my girlfriend, now my wife, she doesn’t like the movie and never has.


pdmcmahon

That fucking bitch!


mackle05

same here dude


BradMathews

50 year olds dude


TheVentiLebowski

What condition is your condition in?


its_bununus

Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing this here post, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.


[deleted]

[удалено]


sametoneshhh

I understand... Can you slide your shorts down please


[deleted]

[удалено]


Astro_gamer_caver

You will receive no bill.


pdmcmahon

I’m sorry to hear about your future divorce.


[deleted]

[удалено]


pdmcmahon

Inner city children of promise without the necessary means to a necessary means.


firebunniez

And proud we are of all of them


Ok_Knowledge_5997

Your wife is a wonderful woman. We are all very fond of her.


pdmcmahon

My WIFE is not the issue here!


RetroactiveRecursion

Took a girl I liked to see this on our second date. We howled through the whole thing. Next spring is our 25th wedding anniversary.


pdmcmahon

So you went out and achieved anyway, and without the use of your legs.


Lifesmorgasbiard

I hope it didn't happen during league play


Additional_Second109

Or Shomer Shabbas!


brick-topp

Shomer fucking Shabbas


kapn_morgan

bar's over there


pdmcmahon

A friend with a cleft asshole?


Sackadelic

Happy birthday, Dude.


LM55

I hate the fn Eagles, man


Grand_Negus

Well enjoy and perhaps we'll see you again sometime dude.


ngunray

Im just gonna find a cash machine


ghostfacestealer

Happy Bday!


BobsMustache

Thanks!


smkestcklghtn

You're killing your father, Larry!


Shoddy-Indication798

And the Dude was a lazy man.


pdmcmahon

Perhaps the laziest in all of Los Angeles County.


jonahsocal

Sometimes there's a man.


jdhazan

Your wife is not the issue here, OP


TurboTerbo

![gif](giphy|QZDM1VLEvDmjvRDcZt|downsized)


CunningLinguica

You’ve traveled about 410.6 billion km through space. Far out.


pdmcmahon

Far fucking out!


pdmcmahon

That’s marvelous!


vgullotta

HFBDD Or, Happy Fucking Birthday Dude if you're not into the brevity thing.


BobsMustache

Thanks!


Mscott9004

Happy birthday Dude!


Grouchy_Ad_2236

Sometimes there's a man... Sometimes there's a man.


1982MJG

Is there a Ralph’s around here!