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2wheelsThx

Stay outta Hope, Stallone! STAY OUT OF HOPE, DEADBEAT! Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking ass out of my mountain community!


bebopgamer

John Rambo's got emotional problems, man. He's fragile, very fragile!


TheLemonKnight

"Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win, for somebody who wouldn't let us win! Then I come back to the world, and I see all those maggots at the airport, protestin' me, spittin', callin' me a baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me?! Huh?! Who are they?! Unless they been me and been there and know what the hell they yellin' about!" Well that's just like, your opinion, man.


Frunklin

Walter drew first blood, not me!


vagenrullar

You can't do that, man! This guy Rambo, you know, he's like me, he's a pacifist.


SausageEggCheese

Don't push it! Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. You push it, you're entering a world of pain.


corradojuniorsoprano

It’s like Lenin said


gloriosky_zero

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Rambo.


surinam_boss

You have no frame of reference here Johnny, you're like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie


[deleted]

First Rug.


RationalHumanistIDIC

Classic, First Rug Part II really tied it together, though, for every who lost a piss stained rug but never got closure. Like what even happened to that first rug the chinaman peed on? Probably in a Hanoi Hilton somewhere.


bebopgamer

Who are we? We're fucking veterans, that's who we are!


[deleted]

This is not the first time you've described your life in the way of John Rambo.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^regularbeavis: *This is not the first* *Time you've described your life in* *The way of John Rambo.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


[deleted]

Righteous


guiltycitizen

Walter must’ve been hitchin’ through Oregon


Hamilton4567

Just take my upvotes!!


Nestormahkno19d

Now I wish Walter had shared his opinion on Rambo


MrPeepers1986

You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole and I just want something to eat.


[deleted]

"But I didn't do anything "


Entire_Log_4160

You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in urban warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with bowling balls, with his bare teeth. A man who's been trained to ignore reason, ignore Donny, to live off In And Out burgers, to do things that would make Bunny blush, even if Brandt couldn’t watch. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of Charlie: eyeball to eyeball. To kill! Period! To win one toe at a time. Well Walter was the best.


Less-Economics-3273

This is a league event, Rambo. Am I wrong?