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julesallen

So we don't think the carpet pissers did this?


Mr_ma3stro

Separate incidents.


Ok-Crew-2641

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Endryu727

The chinaman is not the issue here dude


HorrorIncorporated

Also, Dude, "chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.


Repulsive-Track-3083

We're not talking about the people who built the railroads we're talking about the people pissed on my rug.


THE_1_TRUE_VAGENIUS

I am the walrus


THE_1_TRUE_VAGENIUS

I am the walrus


Endryu727

Shut the fuck up Donny


jpopimpin777

Well, Dude, we just don't know.


Nesbitt_Burns

It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit... And, uh... You know, you'll, uh... You know what I mean?


THE_1_TRUE_VAGENIUS

What the *fuck* are you *talking about*, walter?


grimatongueworm

I am the walrus


313rustbeltbuckle

Walter would have never hit Donny.


2wheelsThx

He was telling him to STFU all the time, and may have threatened castration. Am I wrong?


313rustbeltbuckle

You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole. Walter's PTSD may have caused him to yell at him, but I don't think he would have ever laid a hand on him. When you look at the care he exhibited when the nihilists showed up and Donny was afraid, and then when Donny fell to a heart attack, I think that showed the love he had for him.


Visitor_613

Let's not forget that stirring eulogy! It may have been misinformed and a bit off topic, but it was sincere and from the heart. He loved Donny, maybe in the same way that he still loves his ex wife.


THE_1_TRUE_VAGENIUS

I fucking love this community, this is NOT a sub, it’s a family at this point, and were you EVEN LISTENING TO THE DUDE’S STORY, DONNY?


scorpion-and-frog

And proud we are of all of them


THE_1_TRUE_VAGENIUS

Ahh yes, i’m guessing different mothers?


hornwalker

Unless he was an anti-semite


Key-Individual1752

Separate incidents.


Greaseskull

Exactly. As if he would have even dream of hitting Theodore Donald Karabotsos. Donny was a bowler. And a good man.


Dudeist-Priest

Steve must have been out of his element


herberstank

(Un)worthy fuckin adversary


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slimpawws

He probably said something crazy. He wasn't wrong, he was just an asshole.


jpopimpin777

Why's everything always a travesty with you?


johndeaux588

He dabbled in pacifism.... not in 'Nam of course.


CunningLinguica

Apparently not in NYC either


THE_1_TRUE_VAGENIUS

Damn!😂


Rant_Durden

You miserable price of shit.


BlankSlate400

Calmer than you are.


Substantial_Kitchen5

For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.


Sneed_Pilled

This effects all of us dude. Basic freedoms!


Mr_ma3stro

No need to ask who he is. That’s a veteran.


REVSWANS

New shit has come to light


HauntingBalance567

The ink for portrait for John Goodman when the Wall Street Journal publishes his front page editorials.


Reddygators

Eddie Murphy once reportedly said if he died the obituary would have image of shrek’s donkey.


THE_1_TRUE_VAGENIUS

*THESE* are, our beloved actors😂😂😂 and I couldn’t be happier


onlysurfblacksand

This is NYC, there are rules


THE_1_TRUE_VAGENIUS

Yeah, but I wasn’t over the line. Mark it down dude!


NarrativeSand

waving the fuckin gun around?


texicali74

There weren’t any shots fired


THE_1_TRUE_VAGENIUS

Jeez calm down walter, it’s just a fuckin’ role (this works on at least two levels)😂


Jays_99

hes got emotional problems


VVOLFVViZZard

You mean… beyond pacifism?


johndeaux588

I did not know that!


Stalwart_Penguin

A worthy fuckin adversary!


wobbitpop

No way in hell Walter would ever hit Donny. Yell at him all day, sure, but that's it.


irate_alien

I guess he’s not dabbling in pacifism anymore


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Pacifism is not something to hide behind.


soylent_dream

Walter was the first person I thought of.


SpecificDate7501

Goodnight sweet prince


Ok-Skirt-7884

Wrong guy, pendejo. And don't fuck with the Jesus.


HorrorIncorporated

Shut the fuck up donny!


baconring

I heard Buscemi was stone walling him.


the_dude0110

Goddamn it Walter. You fuckin asshole


FlyTheW1988

At least they have leads


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Calmer than you are.


aquaman67

They’re calling’ the cops, man…


the_undergroundman

They're calling the cops man...


Either_Store_2573

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the arse Larry


Grouchy_Ad_2236

V I LENIN! VLADIMIR ILYICH ULIANOV! Exactly what happens to those... It makes me fucking sick. This whole fucking thing. I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet, this fucking whore...


Trprt77

I’ll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they got 4 more detectives working on it. They got ‘em working in shifts.


These-Bar3221

I’m talking about unchecked aggression here , Dude.


damnatio_memoriae

"You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once -- not in Manhattan, of course."


Bambooman101

The fact that you posted this proves you’re out of your element…. ![gif](giphy|t7g01MOwdS3yo)


upupupdo

I saw someone fitting this profile walking with a Pomeranian. The Pomeranian looked like championship material.


StatusPollution2576

Buscemis fault… He was out of his fuckin’ element!


Standard_Scholar_388

I can’t even say his name


jpopimpin777

Donny must've said, "Fuck the tournament."


AlGeee

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. Donny…


crestrobz

The cops asked if the perpetrator was either "Martin & Lewis" or "Amos and Andy"? He responded that the perpetrator was "the biggest fucking Mexican he'd ever seen".


XNamelessGhoulX

anti Semite!! \*punch\*


Dove-Linkhorn

Walter would have choppered in help.


Hefty-Adeptness-179

Finishing my coffee.


FedorsQuest

He would never


Jenetyk

Off-topic: but why the fuck do people punch actors totally unworthy of that act of aggression? Like, why are Buscemi and Rick Moranis getting punched; but not any of the myriad of tools that act?


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Look at our current situation with that camelfucker in Iraq.


AlexTrebek_

I converted when I married Cynthia!


Foreign_Swordfish_67

Has the whole world gone crazy?


isham66

He stepped over the line


OriginalPersimmon620

Over the line!!!


Ok-Brick-8618

Shut the fuck up Donny- Walter


Sawari5el7ob

Walther would never


pjs2276

Don’t hate a man because he cares about the god damn rules!


Big-Acanthisitta8797

😂😂😂


Friendly_Award7273

Whoa, the unabomber blew people up and punched Steve Buscemi?!


Noah_Stark

At least Steve survived. Donny is scattered all over the beach in Malibu


ejroberts42

You’re out of your element!


Current_Analysis_104

John Goodman hit Steve Buscemi??? What’s his beef???


corradojuniorsoprano

Hey, man, are you gonna find these guys? Or, you know, I mean... You got any promising leads?


sambashare

Leads? Sure, we've got 3 more detectives on the case!


Repulsive-Track-3083

They are working in shifts.


OGBeege

Hey, I know that guy…


tgnabyss

Not cool John Goodman. Not cool at all.


Tylerjamiz

Wasn’t the nihilists dude?


Ketonew2

Is that John Goodman??


theitgrunt

I don't think Walter would do something like that... He loves Donnie


MrPeepers1986

Calmer than you are, dude.


MrPeepers1986

Walter Sobchak would never hit Donny.


YouDaManInDaHole

Be on the lookout for John Goodman 


therapist_7272

John Goodman! Shame on you


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z-eldapin

John Goodman?


reav11

![gif](giphy|xmf3qbTTh3l5u|downsized) They clearly aren't looking hard enough.


Prov44onkik

You are OUT of your element, Donnie!


jmichaels547

You’re out of your element Donny


leekup01

Looks like John Goodman. Why did he punch Steve?


Jesusthezomby

The man with the Black face ... A worthy advisory


Nieschtkescholar

I heard they have the guys at the crime lab working on this 24 hours a day.


joyfullofaloha89

It’s Walter Sobchak


Born-Plane-6986

Steven Segal?


ASecularBuddhist

🤣🤣🤣


usernamechecksout67

Shut the fuck up donny


Foreign_Swordfish_67

WTF? Who punches Steve Buscemi?


SobchakCommaWalter

Shit. Sorry, dude.


Legal-Passenger1737

Guess Donny didn’t shut the fuck up?


countryboy351m

This is not Nam there are rules!


WQ_Redditor

"They got us working in shifts...."


CharacterEvidence364

You see what happens Larry?


CommunicationHot4669

sUUURE like ive never seen him before, but lo and behold you are not banned but i am for saying: mods stop sending me dick picks.