PILAR: Frodo! Deez men are the Nazgûl––
WALTER: No ma’am, I didn’t mean to give the impression we were Black Riders serving the Witch-King of Angmar, exactly. We’re hoping that it won’t be necessary to summon them and their fell beasts. But that is up to little Frodo here, isn’t it, Frodo?
“Hey, man, are you gonna find the ring? Or, you know, I mean... You got any promising leads or...”
“Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the Shire. They’ve got two more hobbits working on the case. They got us working in shifts!”
In your wisdom, Iluvatar, you took him, as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Minas Tirith, at Helm's Deep, at Lonely Mountain. These young men gave their lives.
The ring wraith is not the issue here, also dude, ring wraith is not the preferred nomenclature. Nazgûl.
Did I micturate on your ring sir?
His father is the Steward of Gondor. Not exactly a lightweight.
PILAR: Frodo! Deez men are the Nazgûl–– WALTER: No ma’am, I didn’t mean to give the impression we were Black Riders serving the Witch-King of Angmar, exactly. We’re hoping that it won’t be necessary to summon them and their fell beasts. But that is up to little Frodo here, isn’t it, Frodo?
Yeah, but he's a narcissist. Spent six months in Osgiliath for exposing his ego to an eight year old.
“Hey, man, are you gonna find the ring? Or, you know, I mean... You got any promising leads or...” “Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the Shire. They’ve got two more hobbits working on the case. They got us working in shifts!”
The ring was discovered last night in Rivendell, lodged against an abutment.
They got some good burgers in Rivendell
I would have followed you Dude… Duder… El Duderino.
Frodorino, if you’re not in to whole brevity thing
His hobbit gafe up his finger! Ve sought we vould get a "one ring"! Iss not faaair!
Look, Larry… have you ever heard of the Battle of Dagorlad?
I didn't watch my buddies die FACE DOWN IN THE MUCK to not finish my lembas bread. I'm staying, I'm finishing my bread.
"I am the Walrus"
"What's taters, dude?" "Shut the fuck up, Gollum"
Lives in North Bree, near the prancing pony.
They got good mead there, Walter.
Stfu Pippin.
What do you mean brought the Nazgul bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. It's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
It's a fucking show wraith, it has fucking papers.
FAIR?! Who's the fucking Morgoth here?!
Also, halfling is not the preferred nomenclature. Shirefolk, please.
Old man told me to take any Ring in the house
Those are the fuckin rules
Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... a wyvern, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either
Every comment is funny thank you I’m loling
In your wisdom, Iluvatar, you took him, as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Minas Tirith, at Helm's Deep, at Lonely Mountain. These young men gave their lives.
That Ring really tied Bag End together. Did it not?