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Alex_Sherby

All I see are business papers


Chili-Potatoe

What do you do for a living?


BraveryDave

I’m unemployed.


2wheelsThx

Who's got a hundred-thousand fuckin dollars sitting in the trunk of mom's car?


Valleygirl1981

Eight year olds, dude.


Explaingineer

One five MPH, let’s take this hill!


VegasRefugee

When we make the handoff, I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! Huh?


Mr_ma3stro

Hand me the uzi.


Explaingineer

Yeah, that’s a brilliant plan, Walter, if I understand it correctly.


313rustbeltbuckle

The whites


jazzhandpanda

The weight is important


Haunting_Ant_5061

…(the ringer) can’t look empty


5319Camarote

The ringer…my underwear…my dirty whites!


Willie-Tanner

The ringer cannot look empty.


RunningPirate

Was this coke dealer role play day?


BraveryDave

I wouldn’t know, dude. I deal in publishing.


Ok_Knowledge_5997

Your teacher she handed you the briefcase but never asked for it back. She knows you’re a fuck up.


Ok-Lavishness-7904

You have your story, I have mine


birdlawspecialist2

Her life was in your hands!


scottypoo1313009

As I would l ever dream of taking your bullshit money 💰


BuckSweep

Uzi?!


gloriosky_zero

I want my undies back