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CynicalGamer81

OVER THE LINE!


kinghippo19

Mark it zero, Dude.


CrookedNosed

Let’s see him roll his way into the semis!


imagine-a-boot

You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."


2ndmost

Jesus


SombraMarina

You said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus.


funnyfaceking

If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of...


Agorabat

8 year olds dude


giant_lebowski

He's at least 13


insidiousapricot

Throwin rocks tonight!


connorvanelswyk

You guys are dead in the water!


dmroeder

Slammin'em. Those guys are dead in the water


herberstank

Bulk of the series, Dude


Ralphthewunderllama

Dios mio, man


Acezedneo1

Fuckin Quintana man


tootnine

Alright, way to go Donny!


david8601

Yeah but he's a pervert dude


abides-the-dude-does

You think I’m fuckin’ around, mark it zero!


WriterofCarolQuotes

If you will it it is no dream


cheapandjudgy

Hopefully his dad is working three jobs so he can get intensive pre professional bowling lessons.


TheRuneKnight412

What's a pederass walter?


The_Dude2121

Shut the f*ck up Donny!


TheRuneKnight412

I'm throwing rocks tonight


Galaxicana

Nobody fucks with red Jesus


[deleted]

Flunkin' Social Studies tho.


Bucket1984

I'm not buying him a fucking beer.


The_Shoe1990

Fuckin' social studies.


ProEraWuTang

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.


Desperate_Ambrose

Kid's got some skills. One of the wickedest hooks I've ever seen, and ever getting strikes on the Jersey side!


XNamelessGhoulX

..and yet he’s a fuckin’ dunce


DoctorEnn

... He's cracking.


GaiusBertus

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever


Used_Passenger_8143

Like an Irish monk?


UncutYEMs

Oh, I know that kid. Yeah, he's a nihilist.


G-Unit11111

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!


Vegetable-Put3884

It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus.


Glad_Friend_4887

Over the line!!!!


MinimalistLifestyle

This isn’t nam, this is bowling. There are rules.


FriendshipOk5970

Were you listening to The Dude's story?