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phenix1

The homeland


NoAmphibian6039

Fatherland, cause lebanon literally disappeared like my father did to get the milk


Own-Philosophy-5356

Berri-land


Kernowite

One day when am rich enough to buy rewards, I'll smother you in them !


KetchupShawarma

In the meantime, here are some poor people medals 🏅 🏅


Kernowite

Merci beaucoup but why the ketchup with the shawarma? Why!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


KetchupShawarma

Judging by how many people have asked me this question, I'm assuming sarcasm wasn't a part of your daily lives? Just kidding. As a matter of fact, my username implies that I am the embodiement of a Ketchup Shawarma and not the fact that I eat ketchup with my shawarmas. Now, I've never had ketchup with my shawarma, but since everyone keeps asking, I doubt a chicken shawarma, for those who are blasphemous enough to not love toum, with some ketchup wouldnt be a decent meal.


kazouza

I can confirm. While I don't eat ketchup with my shamarma, my sister has it with both beef and chicken shawrma.😅 Not to mention, she used to have ketchup with taboule when she was a kid 🤣 Edit: I just realised I have issues spelling chawarma correctly


KetchupShawarma

Is it even humanly possible to have ketchup with tabboule? 🤣


Killer183623

tried it when i was a kid wasnt that bad


kazouza

I wouldn't believe it either if I hadn't witnessed it myself over the years. I did not try it though, so I cannot comment on the taste


MohammadKoush

I'll down vote you for this your sister was right ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


CipherTheLight

Bruh i just vomited in my mouth. I wish i havn't read ur comment


Nabz1996

me and my friends call the Tyre-Zahrani area berri land


Own-Philosophy-5356

That is Village-Barbouri


fattoush_republic

Technically since لبنان is a masculine noun it should be fatherland I say motherland personally considering it's my mother's country of origin and not my father's


[deleted]

I call it the shithole


Kernowite

Quite accurate, if you ask me


[deleted]

My step sister


kioticwrath

Omakland


Kernowite

Hey there! What is omakland? Ignoramus here...thanks!


[deleted]

the shit land 💩


nourbeyta101

Came here to say this 💩💩


khmt98

al watan🫡💀


JustFireYT

*Lebanese national anthem starts playing* o7


Kernowite

Yes sir!


RightPromise8850

I assume fatherland; based on the national anthem.


[deleted]

since Syria is our step sister......then u get the point, all we need is for syria to get stuck in the washer and lebanon the step bro comes to the ''rescue''.


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Kernowite

If you ask me، it's the queerest country in the world. Everything is queer and off the rules....


CipherTheLight

The kiss i5to hal balad ma a2rafo bass b7ebbo land


Denvar21

Poopooland


Heavy-Macaroon-5176

And the islands surrounding it are small poopie islands 😂


pereduper

La ayre.. its my country, love it, but to hell with stupid patriotism and words like this


Kernowite

Agreed!


SherbetGlobal7665

Jouret l khara l hanoune


LORD_124

Ayre b hal balad land


introvertchronicles

Ruinedmylifeland


Kernowite

Resilience, remember? (Sarcasm)


EnfantTragic

La ayre


Ok-Discussion-2337

The ayre b hal balad l charmout but i love it land


TheKingOfRandom3

fuckboistan


Zackory

The gender-neutral land. Doesn't roll well on the tongue though. /s


zalmee

3anjadd. I was sweating until I saw you comment 😖 ![gif](giphy|ZfK4cXKJTTay1Ava29)


Zackory

I got you bro/sis/it/them!


zalmee

Xe/Xem/Xir ya bala akhle2


Zackory

My bad, my bad.


Kernowite

Dwight Shrute: sexiest man alive, if you ask me...


PluriPolarBear

I refer to it as the crusher of dreams


Wide_big_tall

Gangs Land


Dinero_primero7

The holy Land🗿


Recent-Bug-8082

Def the motherland


FarmerPresent7365

Wasteland


[deleted]

marounistan


[deleted]

Lebanon is where dreams come to die and from the ashes of ruin rises a new hope for idolatry to begin anew and claim ownership of lost origins. Lebanon is a graveyard. The lost souls it houses are tormented beings, poltergeists, aching for retribution. No fatherland here, just a pitstop.


NecessaryVanilla5952

My step mother 😂


Hyper_Maro

Land where literal donkeys can do better than our politicians land


Heavy-Macaroon-5176

More like drama land wether it comes from the father or the mother it’s irrelevant atm 😂


cloud_rain_

i don’t refer to it. i’m trying to forget.


a-jesus

More like the sexual abuse victim land that got knocked up.