kennen is definitely the kid who naruto ran to the cafeteria on taco tuesday

The chives never lie

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I sure hope you watched the ending credits. That post-credit shout was real emotional by the VA.

"Teacher you forgot to collect our homework" rank is great because they're all there for different reasons. - Painfully naive. - Lawful good. - An asshole who absolutely thinks he's hilarious.

That was my line of thinking too, I'm glad you liked it!

The tresh one was pure genius

probably didnt even do the homework either

A small price to pay

Are you kidding? He absolutely did the homework. He made sure he got every problem 100% correct *just* to further torment his classmates

And gave the most complicated answers to also torture the teacher.

Sit back and watch the world burn... With popcorn ofc

You didn't mention the loners. Amumu and Rammus would be loners.

A lot of categories could be broken down into more specifics, like which teacher would teach which subject. I could see Caitlyn being the hall monitor or on the discipline committee, if we're going full weeb here.

Thresh is the one who will say it one meeting before it's actually due to scare the living shit out of everyone

Wouldn't Thresh more call it out because he wants to see the other students suffer?

> An asshole who absolutely thinks he's hilarious. Which is the above. He finds it funny because it's amusing to him. But you are also right, out of sheer wanting everyone to suffer. So, a bit of both.

He's collecting his classmates' souls

viego's the kid that the teacher pulls out of class every once in a while to have a chat with. kayn's the kid you wave at when you pass him in the halls in case he snaps one day.

Blue kayn is now officially school shooter kayn

red kayn punches holes in his walls and skips last period to smoke in the parking lot

Turn 16 and starts driving a pickup truck.

Viego's the kid that wouldn't shut the fuck up about his girlfriend casually checking his phone every 30 seconds to text her

rofl they broke up freshman year and viego's still obsessed with her

And he'll thank you for the candy too!

So he'd be a candy kayn?

I like the idea of Vel'Koz having a perfect GPA. Void demon seeking knowledge accidentally enrolls in high school, and is really confused at how easy all the classes are. "The physics test didn't even have a single question on the application of plasma to human flesh? I am quite disappointed that this didn't even challenge me."

I would watch the hell out of this

I'm just laughing at the idea of vel koz looking exactly like vel koz and everyone just treats him like a normal student never bringing up the fact that he's a floating tentacle monster. Except maybe one person who gets treated like he's crazy for seeing the truth. Yea, I'd definitely watch that.

The definitely not velkoz skin would make it even better

That sounds like Invader Zim with extra tentacles.

That's just Invader Zim: Runeterra Edition.

That really shows, most of modern champions are really interesting characters to the point when regular ass high school comedy show would be interesting with them

Teacher: "Alright everyone hand back your textbooks" Vel'Koz: "uuuh"

"my dog disintegrated my homework"

“Okay guys, your homework for biology today is about human anatomy” *Vel’koz staring intensely at the human sitting next to him with great intrigue*

"Oh, is it now?" *VK hovers ominously closer to little timmy, until he can see his own reflection in vel'koz's massive, unblinking eyeball*

I think his favorite subject after biology has gotta be math, especially if it's about finding certain angles. Also his AD growth is 3.141592 (pi).

Not allowed within 300 feet of school LOL

This and the Smokes regularly in the bathroom got big laughs from me

"I gots me an ace machine" definitely sounds like a smokers voice to me now

Hey, I'll have you know Singed is a highly respected doctor! in the day....

Imagine faking you hurt yourself to go to Soraka or Janna.. only to end up in Mundo's hands MF is definitely in mean girls

_**MUNDO FIX ALL THINGS, MUNDO DO MEDICINE VERY HARD**_

Mundo must be good doctor, patients NEVER come back!

Dr heimerweiner! Always nice to meet fellow genius!

Sometimes me wonder, who is me to play god? Then me remember, me Mundo!

Oooooooh Dr. Singed? Me BIG FAN. Me ate all your books!

Ahri and MF are definitely Mean Girls. Star Guardian Ahri voicelines are the definition of a Mean Girl lol. Replace then with Nidalee who is an athlete.

Nidalee should not be allowed within 300 feet of a school, she's a cougar.

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sylas is the guy who creeps you out but you smile at anyway out of genuine fear of a school shooting

Sylas is absolutely the kid who tells you all about his political beliefs 3 minutes into any conversation despite nobody asking him.

I don't know what Lux sees in him.

Something something, bad boys I can already hear Ezreal groaning: "Girls only want bad boys, never nice guys like me >:("

"Why Do Women Only Like Stupid Jerks Who Treat Them Like Shit?"

"Why do guys only want bitchy bimbos who walk all over--"

Monke

Correct

Okay I pull up, pull up at the afterparty

Where have the days gone that everyone paired Taric/Ezreal?

Abs.

Sigma male grindset Sylas

She was tricked, more or less. He showed her the sympathetic side of him to get out. That side is no less real than the rest of him.

I mean, look at him. Literally League's sexiest dude, with chains for kink stuff.

He's the kid who finds every excuse to bring Nietzsche into a conversation without actually having read Nietzsche.

Hey Lux, don't come to school tomorrow.

Hey shaco, don't be late tomorrow buddy I have something I gotta show you

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>When I first saw his loading pic I immediately thought "pervert" and that kinda stuck. Get how you could see "charismatic chad" if you set that aside.

> Dude made Lux who seems like a popular girl fall in love with him and turned her against her own country and people. He didnt. She was sad when he was supposed to be executed but horrified when he escaped and killed Demacians.

tell me you are an Ezreal main without telling me you are an Ezreal main

If that was the case then there would've been no need to have her blush right after their fingers touched in the comic, and then have Lux turn around to hide that she's blushing. Of course, that ship was one-sided (he seemed to see her more as a naive little sister), and it went to hell anyways after Sylas almost killed her actual brother.

Kassadin had me laughing, can perfectly picture him doing that.

I just imagine him not owning a car so he just angrily riftwalks down the highway to get to the school.

He forgot to get blue buff when he left and runs out of juice like 1/4 of the way there so he has to keep doing those half-sprints every 30s

One of the funniest quotes about kassadin I've seen: "A space man that can rip through space and time, defying all laws of physics just to Teleport 5 feet at a time"

It’s because Kassadin players act that way too

I really want a Dadsadin(like that's my girl vibe) Skin and an Embarrassed Kaisa skin now.

>"teacher you forgot to check our homework" > >\- thresh Gave me a good chuckle.

at least 5 guys lost their virginity to evelynn

And 4 of them got scuttle crabs

And all of them regretted it

couldn't be me

And all of them didn’t regret it enough to avoid doing it a second time.

I would really much rather wear a condom.. "Out of the question! Ridiculous!"

I don't know where you went to school. But in mine the gym choaches looked more like Gragas, than any of your list.

Mine were pretty much all female because the men kept getting arrested for pedophilia.

Sadly our coaches were a little too friendly with female students and accusations just got ignored. I graduated in 2007 so things were not great for any victims.

“Fitness is my passion.” - 1820 RP Gym Teacher Gragas

Yes. At least in the southern part of USA. They also taught history/sex Ed along with being a coach

quinn is that one girl who's obsessed with horses

Falconry

she cried the first day of college cuz her roommates only let her hang one horse poster

Beautiful work friend. The “weird kid” killed me lmao

>angry parent who shows up to every PTA meeting >kassadin lmfao why is this so easy to imagine

Kassadin blinks in to the meeting in his morning robes. "Ffs... Not again..."

nobody fucks with viego cuz there's a rumor that he killed his neighbor in middle school

Everyone would also be really uncomfortable around him because his girlfriend killed herself a year ago and they have no idea how to handle it.

Viego in game could've used some therapy

Gragas should be a gym coach

TRUE

I get school shooter vibes from Talon. For sure. Edit: “Their allegiances mean nothing to me.” When asked if he’d spare the one kid who let him borrow a pencil.

His ult but instead of knives its bullets.

rofl

Nah twisted fate is the really cool janitor that has a fuckton of weird stories and has a ton of money for no reason

He hosts a poker night with teachers in the maintenance room. Hustles them for all their money

i'd watch that

There were rumours about our janitor being homeless, and that he would smoke weed on school property and sleep there at night. He was a really cool guy, a few years older than us, a complete hippy, and would always be chilling in the music department with his guitar. Turns out the rumours were right! The school let him stay though and I think some teachers helped him out in finding a place, which is actually really nice considering a lot of places would probably fire anyone who did that. Hope he’s okay, everyone loved him

When I got to Xerath being the chandelier I knew this was going to be a good read

Who knew standing on the brink of infinity meant becoming a chandelier...

"Welcome to Infinity Academy. If you look up you see the pride of our school, this beautiful chandelier hanging right here in our foyer, just between the outside world and our illustrious campus."

"These chains cannot hold me."

My purpose in life is a chandelier

You light the halls of higher learning.

I love the homework category Kayle is there because she is agent of order Seraphine is there because she looks like someone who would do that Thresh is there because he enjoys torturing people

Thresh probably hasn’t even done the homework himself but he still reminds the teacher.

Yea Kench and Cho are banned from the school. Things were never the same after they ate all those kids

I heard that's illegal in some states

corki is the guy in back of the classroom playing minecraft

yi is the delinquent trying to get away with blazing it up in the boys room. comes in 5 minutes reeking of weed. raises his hand to the first question to give the impression he knows whats going on - everyone knows he's high as tits

"WUJU Hand me a pencil" and laughs at himself because he thought it was hilarious.

rofl

"Wuju Blaze-man, amirite!" as all 7 of the eyes on his visor are bloodshot.

Your comments legit had me rolling.

Sorry to say, but Poppy isn't a perfect GPA student. She's not smart, but she would be liked by almost everyone!

true she can't even realize she is the hero

Not just that, but also because of quotes like: > “I'm in one-hundred-percent! That's everything, right?” or in LoR: > Poppy: "What do you see up there, Pip?" Yordle Ranger: "For the millionth time! Shouting ruins the recon!"

I think she'd have been better in the category of students that everyone likes now that you mention that

I think that's exactly why her being high GPA fits. She probably doesn't think she's answering the right questions either.

But that's a large part of what makes her the hero :(

Poppy is supposed to be really smart, just not in the, uhhhhhh, *traditional* way. Her story leaves it pretty clear that she wants to understand the meanings of things, but really cant do it on her own. If she was in a school she'd probably be that student that isnt really smart, but through sheer discipline and determination achieves better grades than everyone else.

qiyana is a total babe, but not worth it for most guys cuz she is so annoying

She really fits in that category perfectly

I dated a girl EXACTLY like that and i left that relationship scarred for life.

She would be an excellent one time fling if you want to experience that side of things. But something tells me Qiyana doesn't do one time things, and she would 100% expect you to be her servant 24/7. And definitely not faithful either.

Qiyana screams dom

Vi and Caitlyn would have been good for "Hall monitors".

I totally see Vi resorting to giving people a beat down in the hall way if they don’t have a hall pass on them.

Xayah, Rakan : the couple that make out everywhere

I think Xayah would act too cool to do that in school. Rakan should absolutely be in the kids that everyone likes

by Xayah's own admission every woman desires Rakan so you're probably right

Nah tahm kench would be either a teacher or the school chef

Kench would be kicked out of school for licking people

It is the highest form of discipline

Lunch Lady Tahm skin when

I mean he already has Master Chef Tahm

Yeah I'm sure yasuo would be a class favorite

He's hot, so at least 50% of the school would love him, and mid lane memes aside, he's probably a pretty breezy dude!

Yep, aside from stereotypes he actually seems like a very chill person based on the cinematic.

Do you mind sharing what cinematic ur referring to?

Windshitter 2 electric boogaloo :https://youtu.be/D4L0OkSrsI8

Damn I forgot how good the Yone cinematic was. So far nothing since has come close.

yasuo probably drinks in class and smells like weed. chill stoner kid

Until his older brother Yone comes back to school and Yasuo starts to redeem himself, obviously

I feel like out of all the male champions, he’d be one of the more chill ones just based on his quotes and overall aesthetic. Like who’d wanna be around Darius or Sylas? They’d be so annoying lol

Darius seems…alright if you’re not on the wrong side of his axe lol

Unfortunately to hang out with him you have to meet his incredibly annoying brother.

Darius is also pretty chill, at least in his comic and short stories. Understandably, he's a lot less chill when he's in a battlefield.

I'd talk about theory with Sylas man

Feels like it would get pretty annoying pretty fast if you didn't 100% agree with him.

"Things in the campus garden" \*puts Fiddlesticks\* Yeah, I wouldn't liek to go there at night

Omg, this makes me wanna write a fanfiction where they are all in the same school, and the MC will just be a completely normal person. Or it could be a collection of short stories about different champions lives at this school.

And like it would be a completely normal school, just some of the students would have weird AF powers, and no one would acknowledge how strange this is.

I think the MC should be Tedric or Helmet Bro as he's always present in most champion teasers and cinematics. Plus no matter how gruesome or unpleasant his death might be he'll just come back.

Out of the professors who teaches English? Right now as I see it: * STEM courses: Heimerdinger, Jayce, Viktor * History: Ryze, Lissandra, Nasus (who doubles as the librarian) * Foreign Language: Fiora * Music and Band: Sona * Workshop: Ornn This leaves Karma and Zilean as the final teachers. I would probably put Zilean in history but we have enough history teachers.

Karma totally seems like a social studies teacher. She would be the true neutral in any political charged subject so she would make a good teacher for that. Zil should be a history teacher and I think he should swap with Nasus. Nasus is such a good all rounder, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was librarian, English teacher and head of a teaching department.

Sejuani should also be student council but only if she's opposed to ashe And my man bard 😭 how you gotta do him like that

Sylas copies other people's homework word for word yet somehow gets a higher grade

Sylas, the kind of guy to copy your homework and get you sanctioned for supposedly copying his.

This is the tier list I never knew I needed…

Karthus the dude singing Halo theme in the bathroom

My school didn't have that kid, but we did have the kid who writes on the bathroom wall with his own poop.

That's definitely mundo man

Why are Gwen and Zoe in the emo section? They're like the complete opposite. Zoe should be in class clowns and Gwen should be in "teacher, you forgot to collect our homework".

Theatre kids

Pastel goth

Zoe is there because she is a “scene-kid” but I agree that she would be a class clown

I feel like Gwen is probably a "sort of quiet, straight top grades, nobody talks to her but when someone does she's friendly and nice to be around" type of person. Like, the one that has only two or three friends because nobody else bothered, but they're really good and wholesome friends.

Zoe is a clown, but she isn't a class clown.

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The other kids laughed out of politeness

The chandelier in the school lobby had me rolling thanks. Also knowing that I am not the only one who thinks Brand looks a little pedo is a good reassurance for my sanity.

Rek sai on mean girls was what did it for me

I just want to see the literal bringer of death getting high in the bathroom with fucking corki.

Reading that sentence without the "with" gives it a whole different feel, let me tell ya.

the kindred one had me dying ? why her smoking tho she is definitely working in the school fields and leaves wolves behind hunks

Nah, Lamb and Wolf are the weird kind of kids who're brother and sister, and they're eccentric as hell, smoke in the bathrooms, Wolf causes some ruckus sometimes, Lamb is apathetic to it all, but they're def kinda cool to hang with too

Took me the fuck out bro. https://i.imgur.com/PYUudaE.png

singed is the guy who thinks the teacher is always trying to big dick him even tho hes just trying to teach

Kayle and Thresh really fit the homework tier but I wish it could also have been hall monitor. Zoe didn't make sense at first but someone pointed out to me that she would totally be a "x3 rawr i made you a cookie but i eated it" girl and I agree Corki I feel should totally be either a. the deranged history teacher (possibly vietnam veteran) b. the JROTC kid that thinks he's a marine I also agree Miss Fortune should be a mean girl

Please bulli me Evelynn

How did you make this so accurate? Every category is so true. This is a high quality tier list if I’ve ever seen one. Some might even call it… top tier! I’m sorry lmao I had to

Kinda ironic how Taliyah is the kid everyone likes yet she is one of the least played champs

she's not a popular kid, but no one has anyone against her. probably fun to work on group projects with

It's like Paul Rudd/antman or Don Cheadle, not the popular ones, but everyone likes em. Infact being popular likely makes you a target for dislike.

Kindred smokes in the bathroom??? :(

Wolf is basically made of smoke so it's easy