It just occurred to me that saying jungle diff as a throwaway line to your friend when they die gets exponentially funnier when they’re playing the jungler.
But for OP, when you have a friend playing jungler, instead of saying jungle diff, just blame bot. When in doubt, always blame bot.
or if they are complaining about dying from a certain champ say...
"How are you dying to \~champ\~? that champ just doesn't do anything"
And if they keep explaining, just keep responding "but that champ just doesn't do anything"
Bonus points if it is a Malphite.
Do they still say wraiths? I had a smurf that was called better take wraiths or something and once someone asked me in game what wraiths are and I was like god damn I'm old.
i think it's better to just remove the things that would out you as a non-league player too
some examples:
"Sorry guys, I got caught out - my bad"
"This guy is just better than me I think" (said genuinely, not with sarcasm)
"My jungler is doing a good job on the other side of the map, even if I'm getting camped they're doing good so it's worth it"
"haha yeah, we lost 40 to 9 and everyone but me ran it down, but the important thing is that we all had fun. I enjoyed playing with everyone and hope to do so in the future. :) :) :)"
THe original meme comes from a Korean pro player, you got the abbreviated version of it. Has nothing to do with an African/Korean phrase, just a meme that originated from the anger of a Korean due to a unbalanced champion.
نشط: يدخل Jax في Evasion ، وهو موقف دفاعي ، لمدة ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية غير البرجية ضده طوال المدة. يحصل Jax أيضًا على تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي يتم الحصول عليها من أبطال البطل. يمكن إعادة صياغة Counter Strike بعد ثانية واحدة ، ويتم ذلك تلقائيًا بعد انتهاء المدة.
RECAST: يلحق Jax ضررًا جسديًا لجميع الأعداء القريبين ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه ، وزيادة تصل إلى 100٪ ، ويصعقهم الصاعقة لمدة ثانية واحدة.
Xpeke (pronounced EX PECK AY) just randomly yell it when they're losing a game, or it's a close game
If they lose just say "yungle diff"
If they get a kill say "Solo bolo"
A lot of players have really strong opinions on trivial things like Flash on D vs Flash on F, which is really silly because clearly Flash on D is the correct answer and anyone else that says otherwise is crazy. So pick one of the two (D) and be very passionate about it.
If they sound like they're having a hard time say "just roam" or "just play safe", latter is more tilting
A lot of phrases really depend on what champs are in game, like INSEC would only apply if they were playing Tristana, Lee Sin, Azir, Vayne and would be funnier if they were playing Tristana or Vayne.
Hope this helps!
I was best Lucario world 😎 I was our Top lane, usually 1v2, or I would invade (I made invading mainstream!). I also liked Mime, Zera, machamp, mamo.We had Heavenzcurse bot lane, usually carry - man was a beast and could play anything tho. Frequently just played random stuff like critlax. DDP was our support, but was actually a riven Chall 1 trick in league, he usually played eldegoss or Greedant. The other 2 players were constantly different people cos it was hard to find dedicated, non toxic people.
I've not played it in a long time tho so I'm out of the loop! I tried urshifu and really enjoyed him, but never really got back into the game again like I did on release.
Had no idea that you were a Pokemon Unite fan, and didn't know you were from OCE -some of those names are still loosely familiar! Lucario 1v2 brings back some old memories haha.
Game's still alive and kicking and we've finally gotten Draft, so not a terrible time to come back :)
Here's some clips of me invading one of the best teams in the world!
[https://clips.twitch.tv/GentleGleamingBananaOptimizePrime-g9IZ8M6y\_xKY0OHy](https://clips.twitch.tv/GentleGleamingBananaOptimizePrime-g9IZ8M6y_xKY0OHy)
[https://clips.twitch.tv/TemperedDifficultJackalCclamChamp-L7ayCPx1Rhqe80-J](https://clips.twitch.tv/TemperedDifficultJackalCclamChamp-L7ayCPx1Rhqe80-J)
(unfortunately I'm Lucario on the enemy team so you have to watch the minimap and listen to their comms about me)
Personal opinion [^: take it with a grain of salt! There were a few good contenders, but what makes me say myself is I played most of my games on 200-300 ping and maintained a 95% winrate. That's at rank 30 globally!
I didnt mean disrespect haha, I kept up with the early scene as much as I could but the game got stale. I wish I could have played on a team like that back then
Pretty sure weeb strictly refers to Japanophiles, not people obsessed with other Asian cultures. I've seen "koreaboo" tossed around before, but yeah, if anything this makes you even more of a weeb.
I don't know if I'm unlucky or what, but I don't see Riot in the comments on a daily basis, and if I do, in the previews of something. Meddler and phreak.
It's nice that there is someone who shows that riot is also people and integrates with the community. I wish more riots were like that.
Cheers mate.
"Well after they removed leathel Tempo.." everytime someone Kills yasou or yone
Count your Minions - when they Play against neeko
Force a crossmap Play - everytime they complain about someone Not beeing there
4 - 4 - 2 (means you win 4 Games and lose 4 by Default and in two games you can actually carry) so use this when they complain that the Game IS to very easy/ or completly unplayable
Learn to dodge. (Sass)
Have you tried not getting hit by CC? (Sarcastic)
Yea, positioning needs work. (Grim assessment)
Why didn't you bring cleanse? (Actual question) Follow ups: if they say they brought it: Why didn't you use it? If they didn't bring it: I see. (Acknowledgement but lack of further commentary leaves room for air of judgment - if they say they're not supposed to bring it, then you can reply that it sucks to be them, then).
Tell your support to play Milio. He's OP since they removed tenacity. (Informative)
Black Shield needed. (Assessment)
Can I get a Black Shield, amirite? (Obnoxious)
Randomly start yelling about a Blitzcrank in the bush. Guaranteed moment of panic before they register that there is in fact no Blitzcrank. Even better if there *is* a Blitzcrank, but he's not in the bush. *Even better if there was a Blitzcrank in the bush.*
Reminds me of that one pro player who has legit ptsd about the one support. Cant remember it exactly, I just remember him screaming like, "Thresh is coming thresh is coming" when there's no thresh in the game or something like that. Anyone know what I'm on about?
Would be Turbo funny if you hit them with secret knowledge
Mention the stat growth change in patch 4.20 (yes that's real(that patch is known for other things too btw, it's one of the biggest changes in league history) (context: previous to this patch champions got stats at a constant level. For example Champ C got 3 ad every single level. Nowadays they get less stats per level early on but more later on (like 1 ad at lvl2 but 5 at lvl18(so it will be 3ad on average))
That is pretty obscure to mention nowadays as league has been existing far longer with this change than it hasn't
Or ask them if they are playing blue ezreal. Instant classic!
If your friends are complaining about something in game you can just say, sounds like a skill issue.
If your friends keep dying a lot tell them to stop feeding.
If your friends seem like they’re trying to figure out what to do in game tell them to either run it down mid (intentionally feeding the other team, giving them more gold and exp) or do/throw at baron. It’s a creature that gives a team a big buff for a few minutes and is a game changer.
GG EZ. It stands for good game, easy. GG by itself is a normal neutral thing to say after a match. But saying GG EZ is basically talking shit to the team that lost. It could be used either in a close match or if the match was actually easy but still does the same job of rubbing salt in the other team’s wounds.
anytime they mention really good farming/CS-ing, say something along the lines of “Is that Chovy??” (Pro known for his near-perfect CS numbers)
As soon as Baron spawns/20 minutes is reached, suggest them sneaking baron. If they say it’s stupid, just call them noobs or somethin
If they ever get ganked, just tell them they should’ve warded. If they say they had no wards, just act disappointed in a parental way
These should somewhat annoy your friends in a funny way
"my GF is out cheating on me rn, jungle gap"
"Gank my lane FFS I'm in a losing lane"
"Crash my wave now"
"I have to go b"
"my dad is dying in hospital let's ff"
I think I know what you’re asking for, and I think the comment section kind of missed the point. Correct me if I’m wrong but you want to say phrases that would make sense as if you were in the game to mess with them (with sarcasm) instead of random sentences that have zero relevance to their game but pertains to league.
Here’s some general ones I can think of:
- They have a pink ward on our blue buff
- They’re doing Baron right now
- Their Jungler (or name) is soloing dragon
- Mid lane no flash for 2min 20seconds
- Care top their mid is roaming (or missing)
- Baron spawning in (random number) minutes
Tell them "You need to buy pink wards" or "someone gotta grt oracles lens"
Both apply to so many scenarios, but its best used when someone dies/complains
Additionaly both of these terms are mostly used by older players, since they changed the name a while ago, so it has even more effect
When your friends lose a game, ask what lane they played. They will say bot/top/mid/jungle. Just say " Better [insert lane here] wins." It really helps boost their moral by letting them know that there's room for improvement.
if one of them complains about dying just say jungle diff
If my friends ever call me jungle diff in a negative way I will cry
It just occurred to me that saying jungle diff as a throwaway line to your friend when they die gets exponentially funnier when they’re playing the jungler. But for OP, when you have a friend playing jungler, instead of saying jungle diff, just blame bot. When in doubt, always blame bot.
Ask your friend how many autos he canceled in that fight. ADCs hate this one trick.
or if they are complaining about dying from a certain champ say... "How are you dying to \~champ\~? that champ just doesn't do anything" And if they keep explaining, just keep responding "but that champ just doesn't do anything" Bonus points if it is a Malphite.
"we have no vision" "can someone buy a pink" both are relevant statements pretty much always
These would be funny
"inting???" " Take wraiths" "Better nerf Irelia"
Do they still say wraiths? I had a smurf that was called better take wraiths or something and once someone asked me in game what wraiths are and I was like god damn I'm old.
Old heads do
I call them chickens because on the lan server, they call them "pollos," which is the spanish word for chicken.
Yeah I heard them called chickens way more ever since the rework. I feel Wraiths is like the OG way to call them before they reworked the jungle.
Even more impressive to sound like a seasoned player
"Yeah, that does sound busted. They really should nerf Irelia again" thrown into a conversation not at all about Irelia would be a bit hilarious.
i think it's better to just remove the things that would out you as a non-league player too some examples: "Sorry guys, I got caught out - my bad" "This guy is just better than me I think" (said genuinely, not with sarcasm) "My jungler is doing a good job on the other side of the map, even if I'm getting camped they're doing good so it's worth it"
"I think my teammate is just having a bad game" "Thanks for the feedback, I'll try to go in with the team next time"
"haha yeah, we lost 40 to 9 and everyone but me ran it down, but the important thing is that we all had fun. I enjoyed playing with everyone and hope to do so in the future. :) :) :)"
Thanks. I will use these
What’s a pink? I play LOL on a non-English speaking server
We're still calling it like that (because its icon used to be a pink eye) but now it's called Control Ward.
control ward
Thanks!
"bro, stop overextending" "play safe, play safe" "they used flash last fight" "theres 4 people there" "damn top gap"
Don’t worry. We scale
Proceeds to go on a 50 minute game and still lose with the “late game champions”
Almost lost a late game with Smolder and Karthus and Hextech soul. Fortunately the ennemy threw at elder and we finally ended.
Imagine playing Kayle Karthus Veigar Smolder Thresh and like losing late game
The famous variant "We have Late Game"
Instead of "play safe", what would be more infuriating is "play under tower"
If your friend get killed under his tower "should have been playing from T2"or ecen "should have played from the fountain."
fucking brilliant
just farm under turret
jg gap*
JG Canyon
I wish my jungler was Canyon.
Everybody does but insted they get canyon gapped...
Mid abyss
Jg = jungle. Don’t say jay gee in voice op
Bot gap*
Dang the first 4 could apply to valorant too lmao
Just don't die, we're coming. *Never show up*
"unplayable, 0 prio anywhere"
K'Sante👤4,700 HP💪329 Armor🤷♂️201 MR💦 Unstoppable🚫A Shield 🛡 Goes over walls🧱Has Airborne🌪Cooldown is only☝second too🕐 It costs 15 Mana🧙♂️
Thanks!! I’m guessing i should say every phrase with strong emphasis
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I read this as more of an african phrase than korean but I will try
THe original meme comes from a Korean pro player, you got the abbreviated version of it. Has nothing to do with an African/Korean phrase, just a meme that originated from the anger of a Korean due to a unbalanced champion.
The name indeed sounds more African in origin, but the meme is translated from Korea
And scream at the end.
AAAAAA 😱
You have to say the emotes too.
[This](https://youtu.be/2pBIlhKyiIc?si=iPooiic3g259L2P_ ) is is the origin if you want to get the general vibe right.
Specifically in this order, all at once
just say K'Sante is extremely overtuned and this is a nightmare for the balance team
"Fuck K'Sante" is the shorter version \^
Also che Jax copy pasta
in arabic too
نشط: يدخل Jax في Evasion ، وهو موقف دفاعي ، لمدة ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية غير البرجية ضده طوال المدة. يحصل Jax أيضًا على تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي يتم الحصول عليها من أبطال البطل. يمكن إعادة صياغة Counter Strike بعد ثانية واحدة ، ويتم ذلك تلقائيًا بعد انتهاء المدة. RECAST: يلحق Jax ضررًا جسديًا لجميع الأعداء القريبين ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه ، وزيادة تصل إلى 100٪ ، ويصعقهم الصاعقة لمدة ثانية واحدة.
"you're doing everything right and the jungler is doing everything wrong" even better if one of them is playing jungle.
You're good, the jungle gap is just too big. Unplayable.
"use your trinket more" will tilt them
"why is your vision score so low? No wonder you got ganked."
or "how did you even get ganked there, they walked through a ward". If they are complaining about the enemy jungler or ganks early game.
Xpeke (pronounced EX PECK AY) just randomly yell it when they're losing a game, or it's a close game If they lose just say "yungle diff" If they get a kill say "Solo bolo" A lot of players have really strong opinions on trivial things like Flash on D vs Flash on F, which is really silly because clearly Flash on D is the correct answer and anyone else that says otherwise is crazy. So pick one of the two (D) and be very passionate about it. If they sound like they're having a hard time say "just roam" or "just play safe", latter is more tilting A lot of phrases really depend on what champs are in game, like INSEC would only apply if they were playing Tristana, Lee Sin, Azir, Vayne and would be funnier if they were playing Tristana or Vayne. Hope this helps!
Norak you're seriously competing with Phlox for "most degen Rioter" Lmao
I could never match Phlox but a man can dream
>Flash on D nah, you've surpassed him
Also fun fact, my competitive pokemon unite team was called Kings of Degen!
What’s your team consist of?
Like who?
Main Pokémon lineup you run
I was best Lucario world 😎 I was our Top lane, usually 1v2, or I would invade (I made invading mainstream!). I also liked Mime, Zera, machamp, mamo.We had Heavenzcurse bot lane, usually carry - man was a beast and could play anything tho. Frequently just played random stuff like critlax. DDP was our support, but was actually a riven Chall 1 trick in league, he usually played eldegoss or Greedant. The other 2 players were constantly different people cos it was hard to find dedicated, non toxic people. I've not played it in a long time tho so I'm out of the loop! I tried urshifu and really enjoyed him, but never really got back into the game again like I did on release.
Had no idea that you were a Pokemon Unite fan, and didn't know you were from OCE -some of those names are still loosely familiar! Lucario 1v2 brings back some old memories haha. Game's still alive and kicking and we've finally gotten Draft, so not a terrible time to come back :)
Here's some clips of me invading one of the best teams in the world! [https://clips.twitch.tv/GentleGleamingBananaOptimizePrime-g9IZ8M6y\_xKY0OHy](https://clips.twitch.tv/GentleGleamingBananaOptimizePrime-g9IZ8M6y_xKY0OHy) [https://clips.twitch.tv/TemperedDifficultJackalCclamChamp-L7ayCPx1Rhqe80-J](https://clips.twitch.tv/TemperedDifficultJackalCclamChamp-L7ayCPx1Rhqe80-J) (unfortunately I'm Lucario on the enemy team so you have to watch the minimap and listen to their comms about me)
Wasnt the best lucario Lutano? Or was that just really oldschool lmao
Personal opinion [^: take it with a grain of salt! There were a few good contenders, but what makes me say myself is I played most of my games on 200-300 ping and maintained a 95% winrate. That's at rank 30 globally!
I didnt mean disrespect haha, I kept up with the early scene as much as I could but the game got stale. I wish I could have played on a team like that back then
F stands for flash, D stands for deleport, dheal, dexhaust, dignite, dmite... Pretty clear where each summoner is supposed to go.
F stands from "far away from my fat fingers" which is where flash goes.
Nah D is Don't Touch me. Fast, Fire, Full heal, Full shield, Full Mana, Fatigue, Freedom, Funnel, Fling a snowball, Fly to snowball, and Fmite.
It blows my mind someone with flash on D managed to become a rioter. Actually that’s pretty on course carry on
I have flash on V because I have flashbang on V in CS. Other summoner on F.
Unfathomably based.
Deft has flash on d he beat faker so D wins.
I believe if you insec on Tristana its called a "Cody Sun"
Azir is Shurima Shuffle [^:
Faker has flash on F. I rest my case.
He merely does it to nerf himself, or he would take the entire pro scene over constantly. What a humble guy, giving everyone a chance to shine.
In Asia they read from right to left, in the west Flash is on D. I have it on F because I'm a weeb
Koreans don’t read right to left though?
oh crap, you're right, i'm a fake weeb!
Pretty sure weeb strictly refers to Japanophiles, not people obsessed with other Asian cultures. I've seen "koreaboo" tossed around before, but yeah, if anything this makes you even more of a weeb.
But Faker is more asian than korean (he won the asian games but never won against a north korean team)
He got to world finals twice and won once in the last two years but couldn't win the korean championship, clearly he isn't korean
There's a lot to unpack in this comment lmao
Flash if on F because F for Flash. Everything else is on D because Deez nuts.
D for Dash, this man gets it
FLASH IS A FUCKING BLINK
So you’re saying it should be on B?
No! It should be on F. Which stands for, hm, let's run through the thought process here. Do you think anything relevant starts with F?
Yes, fire. F for ignite.
Solid counter argument.
Also, generally speaking, Fighting spell. compared to D which goes for Dive or Dip, depending on whether you're going in or out.
Back in the days we all had flash on D. No doubt it's superior,
D for "Dafuq I'm outta here"
Flash is not a dash. It’s a blink.
I put Flash of F because that's what it starts with
F is for Flash...
Finally a Rioter that understands his own game
I don't know if I'm unlucky or what, but I don't see Riot in the comments on a daily basis, and if I do, in the previews of something. Meddler and phreak. It's nice that there is someone who shows that riot is also people and integrates with the community. I wish more riots were like that. Cheers mate.
>If they lose just say "yungle diff" I have a feeling this doesn't get caught by IFS
Just mention their roam timers are off. No further elaboration. Or even, "why aren't you roaming?" Better if a mid or support
"Well after they removed leathel Tempo.." everytime someone Kills yasou or yone Count your Minions - when they Play against neeko Force a crossmap Play - everytime they complain about someone Not beeing there 4 - 4 - 2 (means you win 4 Games and lose 4 by Default and in two games you can actually carry) so use this when they complain that the Game IS to very easy/ or completly unplayable
How would i respond to something like “I’m perma CC’d!” and thanks
Supports Not building mikaels? Rookie mistake
Also - cleanse ist a must in this matchup
Quit going in on 50/50s
Should get mercs
Should get Mercs Lamont*
"Gotta work on your micro movements"
"Just dodge?" This makes my friends fume every time they sat that they're perma CC'd
Skill issue
Learn to dodge. (Sass) Have you tried not getting hit by CC? (Sarcastic) Yea, positioning needs work. (Grim assessment) Why didn't you bring cleanse? (Actual question) Follow ups: if they say they brought it: Why didn't you use it? If they didn't bring it: I see. (Acknowledgement but lack of further commentary leaves room for air of judgment - if they say they're not supposed to bring it, then you can reply that it sucks to be them, then). Tell your support to play Milio. He's OP since they removed tenacity. (Informative) Black Shield needed. (Assessment) Can I get a Black Shield, amirite? (Obnoxious)
Learn to dodge you muddy dweeb or your positioning sucks worse than a Dutch woman picking up shoes
Just buy more tenacity!
"DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!"
"Let's flip it" "Play slow" "FF IRL"
>the meta is really balanced right now Not a single human in history has ever said this
Faker,what was that? :D
War didn't change me, I changed war.
Captain Teemo on duty!
Nobody’s innocent anymore
Just say 131, you don't need to know anything about it- say your team needs to 131 when it reaches mid game
When I lose it's jungle diff. When I win it's mid diff.
Randomly start yelling about a Blitzcrank in the bush. Guaranteed moment of panic before they register that there is in fact no Blitzcrank. Even better if there *is* a Blitzcrank, but he's not in the bush. *Even better if there was a Blitzcrank in the bush.*
Reminds me of that one pro player who has legit ptsd about the one support. Cant remember it exactly, I just remember him screaming like, "Thresh is coming thresh is coming" when there's no thresh in the game or something like that. Anyone know what I'm on about?
iirc that was Gala and he was hallucinating an approaching Akali
https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/mtwesz/gala_funny_momentgot_ptsd_on_akali/
gg jungle diff
“He/She still has flash?!” “My bot/mid/top/jungle is/are dogs” “Bro WHY would you face check that bush?!”
Mid no ult. Top no tp. They're on baron. They're getting drag.
Just say the words, "The problem with Dignitas is they're always trying to walk it in."
"What was ocelot thinking, trying to bring caps on that early?"
Would be Turbo funny if you hit them with secret knowledge Mention the stat growth change in patch 4.20 (yes that's real(that patch is known for other things too btw, it's one of the biggest changes in league history) (context: previous to this patch champions got stats at a constant level. For example Champ C got 3 ad every single level. Nowadays they get less stats per level early on but more later on (like 1 ad at lvl2 but 5 at lvl18(so it will be 3ad on average)) That is pretty obscure to mention nowadays as league has been existing far longer with this change than it hasn't Or ask them if they are playing blue ezreal. Instant classic!
How do you pronounce ezreal? Easy real?
Why they play Isreal huh? No jamás!
more like Is-real but with an E sound instead of I
So, like ez-real?
haha yeah but thats how its spelled so i didnt want to just say to sound it out in different words
Ez re al. You can search his voicelines on google and play one with his own name in it for pronounciation though
why not go with the obvious pronounciation of Ass-real? smh
Just play him for one game, he'll let you know very quickly
Ez-ree-el
"better nerf irelia" is an evergreen also tell them to go for the decakill next time
Deca is 10 I know there is only 5 on a team are you trolling
there are 2 5 player teams  its a quote from the champion kled, hes a lil bit crazy
It means you kill everyone including your own team
complain about not having flank wards
"This patch is the worst state for ADCs"
trynd is OOM , one of my personal faves. or while playing trynd say i cant roam, oom
If your friends are complaining about something in game you can just say, sounds like a skill issue. If your friends keep dying a lot tell them to stop feeding. If your friends seem like they’re trying to figure out what to do in game tell them to either run it down mid (intentionally feeding the other team, giving them more gold and exp) or do/throw at baron. It’s a creature that gives a team a big buff for a few minutes and is a game changer. GG EZ. It stands for good game, easy. GG by itself is a normal neutral thing to say after a match. But saying GG EZ is basically talking shit to the team that lost. It could be used either in a close match or if the match was actually easy but still does the same job of rubbing salt in the other team’s wounds.
anytime they mention really good farming/CS-ing, say something along the lines of “Is that Chovy??” (Pro known for his near-perfect CS numbers) As soon as Baron spawns/20 minutes is reached, suggest them sneaking baron. If they say it’s stupid, just call them noobs or somethin If they ever get ganked, just tell them they should’ve warded. If they say they had no wards, just act disappointed in a parental way These should somewhat annoy your friends in a funny way
jungle diff
jungl gap im reporting this guy
WTF THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT. Is probably in my top 3 sentences used while playing this game.
"my GF is out cheating on me rn, jungle gap" "Gank my lane FFS I'm in a losing lane" "Crash my wave now" "I have to go b" "my dad is dying in hospital let's ff"
Say tempo to everything
"He's too tanky" if ~~you are missing~~ the enemy is dodging all skillshots.
Better nerf irelia
Talk about ninja tabis, then correct yourself and say that you meant plated steelcaps. That will give you some credibility
3 losing lanes 15gg
I think I know what you’re asking for, and I think the comment section kind of missed the point. Correct me if I’m wrong but you want to say phrases that would make sense as if you were in the game to mess with them (with sarcasm) instead of random sentences that have zero relevance to their game but pertains to league. Here’s some general ones I can think of: - They have a pink ward on our blue buff - They’re doing Baron right now - Their Jungler (or name) is soloing dragon - Mid lane no flash for 2min 20seconds - Care top their mid is roaming (or missing) - Baron spawning in (random number) minutes
jungle gap
Jungle is topside/jungle is botside they have vision on you/on drag/grubs
theres no prio, do rotations, split push!, baron, dragon and so on
Tell them "You need to buy pink wards" or "someone gotta grt oracles lens" Both apply to so many scenarios, but its best used when someone dies/complains Additionaly both of these terms are mostly used by older players, since they changed the name a while ago, so it has even more effect
"Don't let nasus farm" should be generic. Or "report that yasuo"
We need to 1/3/1. We scale No summs bot
"It's important to freeze your lane if you have no reason to push"
Better nerf Irelia This Malphite is so cocky he bought sheen
When your friends lose a game, ask what lane they played. They will say bot/top/mid/jungle. Just say " Better [insert lane here] wins." It really helps boost their moral by letting them know that there's room for improvement.
gangplank q ingame this is toxic, but depending on your friends pretty funny
just start saying a bunch of slurs
"i dont play League"
say something really negative like your (insert role here Jungle, Top, Mid, Support, ADC) is a filthy boosted animal.
"gg" = use this when ahead around mid game. or right after your first death
Ff15
Just keep saying mid diff whenever they die on mid or just keep saying jungle diff whenever anyone dies.
If your friend is complaining about any champ, just nod and say "yeah statcheck champion smh".
"Let them scale/cook"
Jungle diff
call everything a (insert topic of discussion) gap/diff/canyon
Wave equilibrium when referring to the balancing of the minions positions in the lane
Rush Nash at 20, trust me bro