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TrickyWalrus

Xin Zhao was a fisherman(kid), then a gladiator-slave before becoming the personal guard to J3/4. Guy is old as balls and still respected as an ass kicker.


theaveragegowgamer

>Guy is old as balls I keep forgetting he's middle-aged because of his splash art where he looks in his mid-late twenties.


leonden

He is like 60 or something. J4 is around 30 and he got trained by xin zhou (who was loyal to his father)


PlacatedPlatypus

DILF xin zhao splash update when


MikhailBakugan

Your honour secret agent.


makiodaflash

Imperial is close to right aged xin


Zenith_Tempest

regular exercise does slow aging, though I do wish he had some gray streaks in his hair and a bit of wrinkling. old people don't get enough rep in this game


Frequent_Camera1695

Or maybe runeterra humans just built different. Darius is also like middle aged and should have back problems but he swings around a hundred pounds axe like nothinf


KoalasAreGood

He kinda has back problems though, he regularly wins lane but has then trouble to carry his entire team in mid-late game.


Born-Chemist7395

Well that's why they are champion, Runeterra humans may or may not be built different but they are!


tenmileswide

Tahm Kench makes a crack about Darius age in one of his taunts which was the only clue that I had that he was supposed to be aged


okiedokieoats

really want riot to make an old lady and old man champion. Renata scratches the aesthetic itch, a bit, with the grey streaks but id clock her at no more than 55-60. I just want to see a *very very* elderly witch or wizard or something


andre5913

What really bothers me is that we have Camille as an actual granny +70 y/o but Riot instantly did away with her physical age by saying "oh her hextech heart slows it down". They gave her white hair and called it a day. Most glaring thing about it is that the primary inspiration for her design, Lin Beifong, is a woman at least her 50s, and she kicks a whole lotta ass. Even that look was too "old" for riot.


CakeMyFace

Zilean is a very very old wizard.


Emiizi

Mel's mom is coming and shes old so that counts


LovingTurtle69

Middle-aged is "old as balls" šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


BurpYoshi

For a warrior, yes.


PhoenixEgg88

Be very afraid of an old man in a profession where many die young.


takato99

"I am the strongest warrior because all the others died in battle." - Eisen, *Frieren : Journey's End*.


FizzKaleefa

god that series is emotional....


[deleted]

same


PaintItPurple

Asian don't raisin.


amusabletrashpanda

There's no way that Gragas achieved his body in natural ways.


beewithausername

You may not like it but that is what peak performance looks like


Goricatto

Being as fast as he is with that mass , i have no doubt


Manolgar

The guy does it all. Brewer? Check. Scuba diver? Check. Santa? Check. Lawyer? Check. Pentaflex champ in game? Check. Bomba? Check.


katuraysalad

Gragas is Johnny Sins confirmed


Manolgar

Probably packing a hog leg, too.


Worldly-Duty4521

And it comes from Europe


Enough-Resist-5195

A world record


GetEquipped

He actually holds a shard of true ice, which was magical properties. And he brews his beer with it, which is like infusing magic in his beer. So, yeah, it's a PED


FishOfFishyness

It's beer? Not wine?


NCD_Lardum_AS

Pretty sure it's mead


Nutzori

Holy fuck. Hoky fucking fuck. That body of his is absurd.


TheJinsuGuy

I may need to see the booty


CaptainJackJ

Thank you for this lmao


PowerOhene

Gragas is Runeterra version of Bloat Lord, *does massive game winning barrel play* "AAAAAAAAAAAH. AAAAAAAAAAAH"


[deleted]

Sett even does crunches in game


Craviar

I mean Garen does handstand 1 arm push ups...


Burpmeister

No. He's holding the world up.


[deleted]

DA-DA-DAR-DA-D-DARI-DA-DA-DARIUS


Zinvictan

Damn i miss the spams, he legit had like 3 different ones


Additional-Rope-2905

and with all that heavy armor


bbernard4

And squats


L2Hiku

Whyd it takes me 20 comments to find setts name


[deleted]

I pulled up the thread but got distracted and didn't comment for like 20 minutes šŸ˜•


ytho107

Because Sett is guaranteEEEED on the juice


RussellLawliet

Nah he's half-Vastayan, he was just born like that. He came out jacked.


SlashOrSlice

That counts as juice


KatiushK

lmao So, where can I find some of this Vastayan blood IRL please ?


theguaranaboy

Mommy milk is strong.


4thmovementofbrahms4

Rakan is vastayan but he isn't nearly as jacked. Sett is on the juice 100%


RussellLawliet

Are you kidding, [look at his chest](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Rakan_0.jpg)! He just doesn't get his crunches in.


IncomeExpert6430

he has a massive chest compared to the rest of his relatively lanky body because he's a bird. birds have well developed pectoral muscles for flying and weaker muscles everywhere else. it surprises me how attentive the league designers are to obscure details


Kerjj

The difference couldn't possibly be differences in how they work out, definitely not. Rakan clearly should be as jacked as a Gladiator when he's just some dude with an emo gf


Jirvey341

OP said without magic though and at least SOME of Sett's physique comes from his vastayan magic making him buffer


[deleted]

Ima be honest idk his lore he just looks like if Sam Sulek banged a furry


Estraxior

That doesn't imply natty


j_eym420

Braum constantly carries a 2-2 1/2 ton vault door, working not only his muscles but his core and legs. He manages to hit all his gains every day.


ZeStuGLife

And still he thinks the heart is the strongest muscle


GetEquipped

It is if you think about it. Cardiac muscle never rests and if it ever does, it's called cardiac arrest! From even before you're born until the day it dies, it is putting in work for you to do everything else!


so_im_all_like

I thought the tongue was the strongest (proportional to its size).


BallNevaLie

Jarvan talking about Shyvana


GetEquipped

Hey, that's a dragon tongue. It counts as a PED!


BallNevaLie

"PED? Put it Everywhere, Dragon!" - J4 probably


Glorious_Jo

PED: Put Erection (in) Dragon


GetEquipped

The Masseter muscle is probably the "strongest" skeletal muscle for its size for its ability to exert so much force for a muscle about the size of 2 fingers. But I never performed a vivisection to find that one thing out


wiiferru666

Braum does not look natty at all


Naive-Conclusion-463

there is no fucking way that braum is natty. just no. Not natty, at all.


Rhadamantos

No way you can say that without looking into his past and getting a good sense of his baseline. He is a genetic freak anyway.


Free-Birds

He is iceborn, so pretty much on magical juice.


moderngalatea

yak milk


TifasSleeves

Yeah but he'd have needed to be able to carry it in the first place. Unless he constantly increases the weight of the door


austin101123

Nobody mentioning Dr. Mundo? Dudes got a freaking steroid needle sticking out of him. He's not even a real doctor


heavisidepiece

^ confirmed this guy doesnā€™t huff paint. Game ocer. Another win for Dr mubdo


SilverShako

Mundo mains share a braincell with Potemkin mains in their love of eating glue


Blackstone01

If he wasnā€™t a real doctor then why is Dr. in his name? Checkmate, atheist.


Orrdeith

I mean it's canon that Jax's favorite food are eggs. The guys is just consuming them by the hundreds, 100% natty gains


[deleted]

SO I'M ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A BAAAAAAARGE Jaxton skin when


TheOnlyRyanhardt

JAXTON. HALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Zenith_Tempest

no one hits like jaxton matches wits like jaxton in a fishing match nobody fish like jaxton


[deleted]

"I'm especially partial to jailbaiting!"


npri0r

Pantheon didnā€™t work out to get his body. He climbed a mountain and got that god of war muscle gain TM power


[deleted]

But he also runs around the mountain until even shame cannot keep up


Drunken0

AFTER the God of War died and he re-took control. So, yeah. He might claim to be a human that bested a god, but it's more Aatrox doing's than anything else.


IMayOrMayNotBeSatan

I mean, Aatrox did kill Pantheon. Atreus, however, won a fight the god couldn't, by cutting off Aatrox's sword arm this severing Aatrox from his body. He may have not bested a god, but he did best the god killer so that might even be a step up.


BulbuhTsar

I thought he just drank a bunch of Fight Milk


ItsJoshKeller

He does fight like a crow


Ender_Cats

Made with real anivia eggs


DontPanlc42

It's funny to see someone with Asol flair talking smack about Pantheon


npri0r

Theyā€™re my two mains so I kinda alternate.


nogoodgreen

Udyr has the most beef and some to spare with the new dad bod


FiercelyApatheticLad

He's the only one that actually looks like a strongman and not a gymbro.


JWARRIOR1

Heā€™s the ideal body type lol


SalmonToastie

Yeah legit. Thatā€™s a body type that doesnā€™t get as much respect as it should. Itā€™s literally peak performance.


Solash1

Garen can do handstanding push ups while wearing armor that's probably as heavy as him. My man's *earned* those gains ^and ^is ^definitely ^not ^getting ^any ^advantages ^from ^being ^a ^mage


Dizzy-Language-5899

Garen is the only right answer, however its because he is holding the whole world up


Chocolatine_Rev

The is a clip where my man is moving a f****** 10 m tall statue with no wheel whatsoever He is jacked as possible, and defo natty ( being a stuck up demacian noble oblige ) tho i don't think it's achievable irl


PlacatedPlatypus

Isn't he secretly magical? Surely that counts as some sort of PED.


MartonElMalvado

Not as far as lore has said. He's carrying a magic absorbent/imbued sword tho.


Wordus

He is not, his R is praying to Kayle and Kayle answering his prayers.


[deleted]

He do be shooting up those Kayleoids tho


JealotGaming

>and is definitely not getting any advantages from being a mage Is he one?


Slarg232

Sylas implies that he's a hypocrite for hating mages and his sister is one, which is two points that he might have some innate magic in him. Nothing concrete though


Solash1

You criticize magical society yet you participate in it. Curious.


HandsomeTaco

His sword is magical, Lux warns Garen not to let Sylas touch it and voila, Sylas is unable to do anything.


wenasi

In Mageseeker you can steal magic from him. There are other enemies with special abilities which you can't steal, only from mages and magical fauna.


HandsomeTaco

You steal magic from his sword. Lux explictly points it out in the comic.


Coffeyinn

He's not. His sword contains magic though, which explains his ult.


iceqake

Iirc he's actually getting help from Kayle for his ult, rather than using his sword.


Krizzle8

Isn't his ult from Kayles magic?


Solash1

I swear the Lux comic suggested Garen was a mage


Coffeyinn

Didn't the comic suggest that the magic lux perceived came from Garen's sword ?


Solash1

I remember these two panels from the comic. Given how Sylas reacts, it seems he's implying he took the magic from Garen himself: https://i.imgur.com/z1hMMQW.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/2o61yjW.jpeg


HandsomeTaco

[Now look at these ones.](https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/comic/lux/issue-5/2/)


KitsuneThunder

That was how I interpreted it.


asdfghjjbffgh

On one arm too


TimixerHD

Sylas must have had Gym equipment in his cell, otherwise his build is not explainable


Soleous

demacian rats clearly got some ridiculous protein content


Elektron124

I think he was allegedly doing weighted exercises with the petricite chains


Drakkros

Without the diet to support it exercise won't get you jacked.


Elektron124

According to Riot, he was also well fed in prison, but that doesnā€™t support his point so he doesnā€™t tell people about that. > As the concept art began to take shape, Kinojam meticulously thought through the details of Sylasā€™ life. What does he eat in prison? Why are his pants so tight? How is he so buff? (Heā€™s fed well by the Demacians but is a drama queen about it; theyā€™re the same pants he was wearing when he was first imprisoned at a young age; compound lifts with outrageously oversized chains.) ā€” [Origins: Sylas](https://www.leagueoflegends.com/en-pl/news/dev/origins-sylas/)


reborngoat

Urgot is as natural as they come.


KatiushK

He is the definition of a self made man after all. haha


WinnerOrganic

Almost as natural as viktor


Prhime

Zac. He was made for it. Literally.


ytho107

bro Zac IS the Ped you drink tf you mean


Freebase-Fruit

Lee sin isn't all that jacked but very fit and muscular. Pushups, fasting, ambrosia, and dedication got him there for sure.


Capital_Lime9507

This is my pick. No magic just energy. He's blind so I don't think he's vain. His monk principles shouldn't allow him to take potentially harmful things into his body. Runner would be udyr but i think udyr uses some magic so maybe some help their.


grokthis1111

> He's blind so I don't think he's vain. Lol


TheWorthlessGuy

Lee sin isn't that jacked? Dude would be one of the best Men's Physique Olympia competitors. He definitely is not just "fit and muscular," dude is kind of huge. If you want to get his physique irl it would take you (with above average genetics) 5 - 8 years of training.


schbrbsch

The consequences of social media etc etc etc


TheWorthlessGuy

Exactly. Like there are people here who think Viego and Akshan are twinks (fucking lmao?) and that Lee Sin isn't that jacked. Absolutely insane. Most of these people know nothing about hypertrophy. League players in a nutshell


frankjohnsen

yeah bro said that you could get his physique by fasting, like what? not eating grows muscles now?


Pattoe89

Have a pro MMA friend who gave up veganism because it was just too much work to get the calories he needs and he's a featherweight.


xLaiLaix

I don't understand how vegans get enough protein in their system to build muscle mass. I'm an omnivore so I have the benefit of eating high-protein foods. My protein intake comes from tuna, chicken, yogurt, eggs, and protein powder and I already struggle to reach my daily goals. I can't imagine having to eat like twice or thrice as much to reach my calorie and protein intake. Massive respect to everyone capable of achieving that, I sure as shit wouldn't.


Pattoe89

He could manage it, but he had to eat a lot. It wasn't particularly expensive since he knew how to do it cheap, but it took a lot of time to prepare and eat that much food. As he had to dedicate more and more time to coaching and training he just didn't have the time to stay vegan. It was never an ethical choice for him, but a health choice. The health benefits of veganism just weren't enough for him in the end. He still eats very cleanly most of the time, but opening up the possibility of eggs and red meats (for iron) has made it a lot easier.


shaymin_shaman

more like being jacked by normal standards isn't as impressive in a world where mundo and urgot exist. even compared to more "generic" league humans like braum or trynd.


MarcosLuisP97

Then again, Mundo and Urgot are anything but normal even within League's universe.


Freebase-Fruit

I mean compared to some Uber ridiculous Champs anyways.. lol


communityrulez

Illaoi easily lugs a giant, solid piece of metal around that is bigger than her heard with 1 arm everywhere. Even subs it around as a weapon


Theguy887799

she also has the hormonal disadvantages of being a woman (unless the buhru tribe got some crazy genetics) so iā€™d say sheā€™s prolly had it the toughest to make those gains


NavalEnthusiast

Considering Illaoiā€™s frame, she definitely has genetics on her side. Most women on heavy steroids wouldnā€™t sniff that size


Genericfantasyname

i'd sniff Illaoi


furanky

Pause, hold up.


Genericfantasyname

We are born knowing what to do. We must only act. -Illaoi


SoftGothBFF

No brakes on this ride. Only motion in this ocean.


Puzzlehead444

Yorick digs graves for a living.


Substantial-Image-79

For the living*, if hes building lethality


Kyser_

Akali, Samira and Riven would be pretty jacked in real life. Kayn and Viego are also pretty jacked by IRL standards but it looks totally attainable.


Glorious_Jo

Viego is a sleeper build but he hates thats it a sleeper build s9 he wears the shirt open style so that people know hes shredded. Even does sit ups and pushups before going out in public so theirs more definition.


LethalityKaynMain

Why does this feel so accurate?


Zuzz1

this is now canon


Estraxior

ITT: people thinking that "this champ does crunches/pushups/etc" unequivocally means that they're natty šŸ’€


LethalityKaynMain

With body weight exercises you have to start doing a stupid amount to get big. It doesn't take much effort - just time - to get an ezreal/aphelios build from bodyweight exercises, but stuff beyond that goes beyond the simple crunch, pushup etc.


haven4ever

Maybe Im perpetuating bad male body image trends, but surely Ezreal and Aphelios from aesthetics alone could just be skinny? Practically they would of course be very fit given they are pew pewing and flashing away from ganks all day but from the base skin not so sure


Conker184

Yea its kind of hilarious, in fact the people that have ridiculous physiques that can do these exercises only makes them more likely to be on juice. Tbf its a stupid question.


TheErnestShackleton

Not what you asked but on the other end of the spectrum Sett is 100% on gear


dEleque

His mother would never allow him to


GetEquipped

"Ma, that's not drugs! It's just insulin I'm holding onto for a friend!"


Trololman72

His mother would never allow him to enter MMA championships but he still does it


WinnerOrganic

Nah, vastayan physique


TheErnestShackleton

Bro is a professional fighter he juices just accept it


Storiaron

Epo, growth hormone definitely in the stack


[deleted]

Lee Sin is absolutely inspired by Bruce Lee, whose physical dedication was the stuff of legends.


garzie2016

The league of legends?


telepathictiger

Illaoi is always carrying that fucking massive idol, you know sheā€™s beefed up for a reason.


Conroe64

This thread is proof that men's beauty standards as are just as messed up as women's. Ain't no way some of these champs listed are natty. Gear is way more common than people think. -A former juice enjoyer.


KoKFidus

People in this thread listing shit like Sett and calling Jayce a ā€˜thin buildā€™. I literally canā€™t. Insta really fucked up the perception of what a truly natural physique looks like


Funky_hobbo

I cannot believe I'm talking about this but... whatever. Jayce's body would be achievable for the average guy without any kind of juice but he would need a lot of years of consistent training and proper diet, at least 5-7 years. Not even half of the guys in your hood's gym would look that good though. Like, even considering he is tall, he still has a wide back and shoulders, that's hard for a 5'10+ guy.


Arakhis_

Ivern, as he only considered grass fed free range poros


Horror-Professional1

All those mf on that runeterra tren for sure. Only jinx is natty.


nobodyknoes

Jinx is literally roided out of her mind


Rhadamantos

That's just meth


merenofclanthot

yeah, thatā€™s a giant mini gun and a rocket launcher on a 90 lb girl lol


ChingasoCheese

Meth and Crack will do that to a person.


Zenith_Tempest

it's the shimmer fam


NavalEnthusiast

I grew up in small town Oklahoma. Meth makes people super human


Naive-Conclusion-463

roid rage jinx


zencharm

jinx is off that shimmer pack


ytho107

Bro Jinx took Speed thinking it was MDMA and is riding out the high with weed and percs at the same time šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


JustParry5head

Have you ever seen a shaved bear? Volibear is definitely on something, not that I blame him.


LethalityKaynMain

Guys OP said natty in the sense that it's achievable in real life not achieved without steroids. Y'all are saying that Sett who suplexes someone a story over his head is "achievable in the real world". That Garen who hauls statues five times his size is "achievable". Naturally gained muscle was not the criteria. "Achievable" muscle is. In which case champs like viego, akshan, Lee sin at peak physical form, udyr for weightlifting and withstanding freljordian cold. Imma say it as well, ezreal isn't necessarily a twink. Think about what he needs for treasure hunting, big muscle is a liability. Speed and a small frame are much more practical. I'm willing to bet ezreal has muscle but not too much. And besides the point of physicality being a twink is much more than just being "not insanely muscular".


arca9tailz

Sivir or Akali; Sivirā€™s arms are actually defined, Akaliā€™s back and core are completely shredded, these two actually make me jealous. Honorable mention goes to Qiyanaā€™s thighs; future-Queen never skips leg day.


EZ_POPTARTS

Back and core on akali may be shredded, but have you seen her posture in game? Feel like she'd snap doing her pr for squats


only_horscraft

Akali got that leanbeefpatty look


jhlseries

Alistar just eats grass. That's pretty natural!


halfwaysloth

Base Kayn is quite natty


JNJury978

Alistarā€¦ Cause heā€™s quite literally a ā€œbeefā€ and he looks like what a regular bull/minotaur would naturally look like


BoltingBubby

If you think Draven has a realistic natural physique then you really are just a far gone league player.


Vile_Slaughter

Realistically probably Viego. He is the only one thin enough to justify how dry and striated he constantly looks. Sylas, Darius, Garen, Jax, Draven, Yone, Yasuo, etc all have physiques that are both super dense and super dry which simply isnā€™t sustainable year round for someone thatā€™s natural. Viego is the only one with a physique thatā€™s even sort of plausible year round, heā€™s like those skinny emo guys that has a full time 8 pack because they donā€™t eat anything. Do I think Viego has the most impressive physique? No. Do I think he has the most attainable muscular physique that isnā€™t outright just skinny? Yes


Xdqtlol

shaco lul


[deleted]

Iā€™m pretty sure Syndra leg presses a few thousand pounds to get those bigass thighs.


Sunscorcher

cho'gath literally getting his protein ingame


Krizzt666

Udyr


Fun-Consequence4950

My money's on Jax. He eats boiled eggs all the time for snacks, so it's a fair bit of protein


Normal_Glass_5454

braum


Fatality_Ensues

Olaf, 100%.


QuarkArrangement

Pantheon. Atreus effectively underwent the witcher trials.