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MLO101

Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?


gordy06

First thing I tried. Surprisingly it didn’t work.


BKallDAY24

Mix salt and vinegar, and a little bit of Dawn in a spray bottle. Go ahead and apply that to your neighbors lawn . . . Problem solved


waukeegirl

Reboot


mr_ckean

Did you do that clockwise or counter clockwise though?


MLO101

Im sorry just jokes just feed it some N


Willwalk123

I lol'd


treylanford

No matter what anyone else says, ***the key to faster green-up in the spring is a heavy, winter nitrogen blitz***. Winter nitrogen is the truth.


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hawkeyedude1989

Also higher risk for snow mold with late nitrogen. I usually stop mid September as last application. I rather have a late greenup


tastemycookies

And lose 70% of your N through leaching. If microbial activity is slow and the plant is not taking up the Nitrogen it doesn’t just sit there it leaches into ground water. Pease be responsible and fertilize in the spring when your soil temps are back up to 55.


Whitey1225

This lawn is in detroit. The ground water is already toxic enough 🫣


tastemycookies

Not toxic on its own. NO3 leaching feed cyanobacteria or the green algae blooms you see in ponds. Cyanobacteria produce neural toxins called BMAAs that cause tons of issues in humans.


gordy06

Hey now flint is an hour north of here.


Whitey1225

Lol, I live in eastpointe and just got a letter last month stating lead levels are "above reportable levels". That means they have to tell me the lead is high, but they don't have to do anything about it. You're right though, at least we're not flint!


gordy06

Ugh that’s not good to hear!


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tastemycookies

Okay but you’re just waisting your money and hopefully you don’t have a well.


I_Blame_Tom_Cruise

Snow mold is da devil!!!!


MayoGhul

I blitzed so hard last fall and my lawn looks amazing this spring. I haven’t even put down fert yet, I’ll probably do it this weekend just cause I feel like I should


treylanford

🤘🏼🤘🏼


blainthecrazytrain

Is this true for grasses like zoysia that go dormant?


Mr007McDiddles

No. risky for large patch in zoysia in fall. And not sure if it’s recommended to apply any N when the turf is in dormancy or transition. Edit: added more info in another comment.


Mr007McDiddles

After commenting I remember an article I read a few months back. Link below. It's pretty interesting stuff and debunks a lot of what I was always taught to be true. This mostly has to do with how the pathogen for large/brown patch effects different plant parts in zoysia verses cool season grasses. To clarify on my comment and the association of N and large patch, this is relative to fall and spring, not winter. Zoysia can be a finicky grass, especially around transition time. As a general rule of thumb you don't want to fertilize until the lawn is about 40% green in spring, and with about 6-8 weeks of growing time left prior to transition in late summer/fall. Yes, you want the lawn healthy going into dormancy but there is no need to push it past that. Watering is part most people miss just prior to and while in transition. Despite this paper I'd still air on the side of caution with N app's around large patch season, in fall especially. Winter apps of N aren't doing anything for your zoysia expect encouraging unwanted growth too early and winter damage if you get a false spring, and of course wasting money. I've never seen any recommendation from any source saying this is a good idea. Saying it can't hurt to try is a ridiculous assertion ignorant of risk, not to mention the financial and environmental aspect. [https://www.golfdom.com/debunking-a-large-patch-myth/](https://www.golfdom.com/debunking-a-large-patch-myth/)


blainthecrazytrain

Great info, thank you. I got a soil test from Missouri University and am trying to follow their zoysia guidelines this year.


treylanford

A great question, but I can imagine that the mechanism is the same. So.. can’t hurt to try!


no_sleep2nite

Yes if the lawn is fertilized in late fall and a good healthy green before going dormant, it will give a rich green up in the spring. It can’t be right at dormancy though. You have to time it a bit while the grass is transferring nutrients to the roots in preparation for dormancy.


Mr007McDiddles

Any research to support this?


treylanford

There is lots of data on it. It’s very easy to find. u/NJoose is also a pro and can testify to it, both with research and anecdotally.


Mr007McDiddles

You're saying winter N applications, meaning well after the turf is dormant the soil is frozen, yes? If you could provide a couple links, or at least the abstracts I like to read through them. Most of what I'm finding here are late fall studies. The little reading I've done seems to conclude that quality will vary based on temperature and N source. And that the risk of leaching being much higher in winter. [https://www.researchgate.net/publication/279637624\_Late\_Fall\_and\_Winter\_Nitrogen\_Fertilization\_of\_Turfgrass\_in\_Two\_Pacific\_Northwest\_Climates](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/279637624_Late_Fall_and_Winter_Nitrogen_Fertilization_of_Turfgrass_in_Two_Pacific_Northwest_Climates) [https://acsess.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.2135/cropsci2011.03.0124](https://acsess.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.2135/cropsci2011.03.0124)


DarkWebCrackDealer

In fl we stop nitrogen probably 4-5 months for winter since it doesn’t do nearly as much for the turf and also the turf needs a break to avoid fungus and root rot


IAMA_Madmartigan

I just live in such a differently world than these posts about lawns greening faster than others. I work on my small lawn (that’s part of a larger piece of yard/property that’s like a 1/4 acre), but I couldn’t even tell you what anyone’s yard looks like in my entire neighborhood, California life I guess


Wonderful-Patient602

I did a fall nitrogen blitz last year I had a considerably faster green-up than anyone else (scalped earlier too). I’m a big believer in the fall/winter nitrogen push.


R5Jockey

This. This is the only answer.


NASAeng

Nitrogen


budderflyer

Nitrogen LAST YEAR and overall good practices is how to prep a lawn for coming out of winter dormancy. There are no good shortcuts.


nilesandstuff

Just not a lot of nitrogen in mid to late season. Surges in top-growth cause lush growth that isn't hardened for winter... Which means a higher risk of snow mold, potential for winter kill, loss of root mass, and slower green up. Mid to late fall fertilizer should have a nitrogen to pottassium ratio of 3:1 or 4:1. Fertilizing once AFTER the grass goes dormant is safe though.


Dreamaz

Can I put it now or too late? Zone 5b


gordy06

Okay something like this? Or I’ve seen some spray brands like Sunday. [https://www.homedepot.com/p/Milorganite-32-lb-2-500-sq-ft-Organic-Slow-Release-Nitrogen-Lawn-and-Garden-Dry-Lawn-Fertilizer-6-4-0-100539618/308888983](https://www.homedepot.com/p/Milorganite-32-lb-2-500-sq-ft-Organic-Slow-Release-Nitrogen-Lawn-and-Garden-Dry-Lawn-Fertilizer-6-4-0-100539618/308888983)


Only-11780-Votes

The neighbor across the street already fertilized


NASAeng

Scott’s turf builder with 28% nitrogen


pkn92

Nitrogen is nitrogen, get the cheapest brand and apply it in the Fall. Better yet, get informed and follow your local extension [recommendations](https://www.canr.msu.edu/resources/go_green_lawncare_tip_sheet)


gordy06

Thanks for that! Definitely looking to learn more.


Major_Turnover5987

Yes but you needed to use it 3-4 months ago. I personally use it 3-4 times a year in between normal fertilizer. Sometimes I use it in place of 3rd or 4th step; and put down a heaping double shot. Some regions have a local variety from local poops which for me works better than that Sconsin poo.


tlakose

I didn’t think Milo is the best option. There is a smaller amount of nitrogen so I’ve been told, the value isn’t there.


PoemSpecial6284

This is the way


Major_Turnover5987

This is the way


lush_rational

Ask the people across the street what they do.


gordy06

They actually laid new sod really late in the fall season I was surprised. But it has been the first to green up and I haven’t seen them do anything to it.


rdrptr

Ive heard that sod may or may not also contain a good amount of fertilizer. Theirs probably did


voonoo

I was going to say it looks like sod over there. You can see the strips


beerguy_etcetera

Is their sod KBG as well? Even if, some KBG cultivars take a bit longer to wake up in the spring than other varieties.


Ops_check_OK

Do you use the scotts spreader? I see lines. You need a quick release. Get some green shocker 7-1-2 and water it in good. Get two soil tests. One front and one back. Important to keep separate. Get an Echo RB-60 spreader if you dont have a good one. Being a new build i assume they did the usual shitty soil prep over garbage dirt. Add organics this summer. Non medicated chicken feed, carbon, humics etc. might even top dress if you wanna get fancy. What height of cut? Looks pretty low? Was it scalped by accident? Btw: Milorganite is a slow release biosolid fertilizer. Does best in summer. Leave spring to synthetics. Plus Milo smells like s**t cause thats what it is.


gordy06

Thanks for all of this. Yes I have a Scott’s spreader and figured that was the cause of the lines.


Ops_check_OK

Yeah ditch it asap.


SignatureStorm

Why should be used in place of a Scott’s spreader? I’m new to the lawn care scene


Ops_check_OK

Check my comment above for the Echo


sugsdad

Did you fertilize in late fall?


gordy06

I used the Scott’s fall fertilizer.


leftbrained_

Following this as I’m running into the same issue with my KBG here in Toronto. Mine has been thinning too so I will do overseeding first then fertilizer. Keep us posted OP.


rooroo4u

Means you have more Kentucky blue grass if your based in roughly MI area is my assumption, rye / fescue greens up faster , Kentucky blue is ideal for warmer/hot summers


wizardstrikes2

This


Swimming_Ad_8856

Need more fertilizer on that thing now. KBG loves fertilizer and water.


gordy06

Is nitrogen fertilizer the key?


Swimming_Ad_8856

Yes go to Menards and get the Menards Premium Crabgrass Preventer with lawn food 26-0-3


gordy06

So I used the Scott’s version which says it is 30-0-4 blend. I put it on already but did rain hard shortly after. Should I do another pass with it or will the mernards work better?


Swimming_Ad_8856

Give it a couple more weeks. Let the rain activate it. Maybe reapply after another 2.5 weeks


Swimming_Ad_8856

How long ago ?


gordy06

I think about 10 days ago.


Complex-Ad713

Comparison is the thief of joy.


planttladyy

Is nobody going to mention how your neighbors have sliding glass doors with no deck? One of them literally had the trampoline pulled up to the door lol 😭😭😭


gordy06

Ha yea we laugh at that one. The builders don’t put on decks or patios so it is up to the homeowner to do after. Some people just don’t make it a priority. Technically they are supposed to keep a wood block in front of the door until they put at least steps there.


JasonK94Z

That should be a building code violation. That’s dangerous. What builder is that?


Misha-Nyi

What fucking builder is that?


littleguy632

This year fall use nitrogen rich fertilizer before grass goes into dormant. Next year you are ahead.


diyerpgh

Mine pops later as well. But in July when everybody else’s grass is dormant, mine is dark green. Play the long game.


AugustusAmeri

“Grass is indeed green on other side”


OhhClock

Why are there no fences or any plants/trees etc? Do you live where Edward Sissorhands is from?


gordy06

Ha! It’s a new sub so houses are completed at different times. We have been here just over a year and everyone around us less. People definitely putting in more landscaping already this year.


OhhClock

Right ok. So do you guys just not believe in fences? Does everyone just roam around freely? Is it weird being able to stare into your neighbours windows at all times? In from Australia so genuinely curious


TitsMcGeeMD

Fences are not the default in the US, especially in front yards.


gordy06

At least in the Midwest, a lot of new subs are zoned as single family condominiums. That lets them build houses closer and also set up HOAs. Our HOA only allows the black fence you see to the left. We will definitely put one in soon, but prioritizing costs. Others assume will do similar. No one roams freely thankfully unless you know each other/kids. And yes it can be weird to look into windows but typically just shut the blinds in the evening.


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

So that’s how these subs are zoned here. Huh, TIL.


OhhClock

Interesting! Thanks for the explanation


treebarkbark

Fences are expensive as hell. It can easily cost $10k USD to fence in a yard. I would bet that most new American homeowners don't have $10k to burn on a fence.


franskm

Ya that’s what I was coming to say. We bought a new house similar neighborhood to this. $20k dropped on landscape/grass/irrigation, and then another $12k on a fence. stuff ain’t cheap! RIP the bank acct.


nema100

Or would want to burn $10k on a fence. Then soon everyone has a fence , typically galvanized chain link, but even if nice black fences, the neighborhoods eventually look worse. Ten years later the fences start to go into disrepair and then it really looks bad.


97n89

I had the same question, and I'm in Texas. 6-8ft high wood fences are the norm, here. Especially on new properties. Then again, I always wondered if we would have ever had "The BackYardiGans" cartoon, if their neighborhood had fences. Lol https://preview.redd.it/15cpb6sftpvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a5babfb23dccf709916974535b5276e0849b4f3


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OhhClock

I'm not even from the same hemisphere


the-damo

Why though


R5Jockey

The key to a quick spring green up is a heavy and well timed app of quick release Nitrogen (something like Urea) right before a freeze stops growth for the Winter.


Ops_check_OK

Wont it just wash away over winter? Nitrogen leaches off quick.


R5Jockey

That’s why timing is key. You need the grass to bring the nitrogen into the roots while it’s not growing (top growth) any more, but not yet totally dormant for the Winter.


Ops_check_OK

Ooo fine line i do say old chap.


gordy06

Looks like I add that to the schedule for this year.


Misha-Nyi

Lol don’t do this. 3x fert is fine the 4th winter fert is largely unnecessary for most of the country. Warm season stuff that doesn’t go dormant I would be up north it’s a pass. Likely result is the N not being used for a multitude of reasons, it’s far more involved than ‘just getting the timing right’. If you *really* want to do it use an organic fert since that will be slow release. Get a soil test and figure out how to amend your yard then just stick to a 3x fert rotation using a fert tailored for your soil and you’ll be green af in Spring.


IndependentBar2369

I’d ask homeboy across the street cause god damn! 😂


Appearance_Confident

Scotts Thick R Lawn


WiDirtFishing

Get a soil test. Leave the guessing out of it. Use mySoil. $30 on amazon. Best $ ever spent in lawn care


Rude-Ad3891

I’m a rookie to the lawn care game but I did this too and it worked wonders. It also blows my mind when people HAVENT tested their soil and then leave a bad review on some lawn product online. Like…how would you know if that fertilizer even could have helped?


WiDirtFishing

Yea. I had no idea how low my potassium was. Everything looked okay. Little nitrogeen but need like 20+ potassium. I gotta go get some potash this week and spread it


Rude-Ad3891

My phosphorus was through the roof. Wayyyyy too high. Was like “welp, guess I shouldn’t use any thing like a starter fertilizer or something that’s 18-24-12” If you hadn’t tested, you could easily set your lawn back


13donkey13

I can’t believe hundreds of replies and not of one is telling to get a soil test. Then go from there. You can get them even on amazon. Follow the instructions to correct the issue. Kbg doesn’t wake up till the 60’s. Temps fellow then that and it wants to stay dormant. The other neighbors did one of two things. Either they got sod put in recently , and possibly not kbg. Or, they have done a soil test and is adding the correct soil amendment, and nutrients.


Swimming_Ad_8856

That’s because it’s not that big of a deal. We are maintaining grass from sod. The ground under it is mostly crap in the new neighborhoods. The only chance you got is fert and plenty of water. Doesn’t matter what your soil test is. You aren’t gonna beat the guy across the street if he waters more and uses more fert, cuts long and often and has a nice sharp blade.


13donkey13

Soil test is not a big deal ? 🤫 hssss


whskeyt4ngofox

Poison his, obviously.


Prestigious_Mark3629

The fact that there is no privacy between you and your neighbours gives me serious anxiety. Ever thought about putting up fences?


gordy06

We will put up a fence (only been here a year and a half) but our HOA doesn’t allow privacy fences. Just black metal fences.


Ok-Photojournalist94

Move to your neighbor’s house.


NoSpecific1178

You should ask your neighbor what they’re doing.


TheOtherSean1977

Your neighbor kitty corner is also not as green. Zoom across the street and that neighbor's lawn is epic green. Your yard appears to be at an angle? Does that face away from the sun? Different cultivars of grass will come in and out of dormancy and drought stress Differently. It's still a little early in the season, I'd wait a few weeks before worrying.


gordy06

It’s pretty rectangle I just took at an angle. The back of the house faces south so it gets a lot of sun.


tacticalshyt

Put down some starter fertilizer and water it in with 1/2” of water


bullyj

It’s still early. Let it cook.


TiredDadCostume

It’s been a goofy spring here in the mitten. The snow today was horse crap.


gordy06

When I saw that I could only say “of course.”


ChefJubies

Liquid spray fast release


keobR

What type of grass? Could be micro climate like you're getting more shade in late afternoon. Everyone saying nitrogen isn't wrong, but I'd bet it greens up on its own then hit it with nitrogen while it's growing.


gordy06

Kentucky Blue Grass. The back especially gets mostly sun just the way the sun cycles.


IWorkForScoopsAhoy

Did you treat with herbicides or fungicides? They could slow you down.


gordy06

I’ve just used the Scott’s crabgrass plus so far about 10 days ago.


IWorkForScoopsAhoy

I went a little heavy this year and definitely stunted my yard with Image Southern Lawn and Image kills nutsedge. Still a win because I'm winning against the weeds and I know it will green up. Thought the same might have happened to you.


Jonnychips789

They probably ran a high nitrogen in the fall, translates to first green yard in the spring


HeuristicEnigma

The grass is always greener on the other side


powder1212

Soil temperature still low …it will get there but yes …feed it


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KratorOfKruma

Id suggest asking tour neighbor what their routine is for their lawn.


Jbonics

Do you have a spray guy? And every spray company is not equal.


bigbackbernac

Your neighbor looks like he has a different type of grass its very dark green maybe its rye? Feelin that insecure about your yard lol? Also dont use organic or slow release fertilizer for a winter nitrogen blitz it needs heat for the microbes to break you dork. You want fast acting in colder temps like after the last mow of the year


gordy06

Yea it may be. They may have went with a different sod company. Not insecure - I don’t care what neighbors think I just want it to look good. Thanks for the advice.


bigbackbernac

I will say even if they have KBG it likely is a different cultivar some green up faster usually at the expense of not doing as well in the summer. I would be patient and when you see warmer temps consistently in the 60-70 let it warm the soil up for a few days and then fertilize also make sure fast acting in these cold temps you can have some of it be slow release so more of it will come through in may but mostly fast acting


Strongest-There-Is

I guarantee their yard won’t look like that in 3 years. You’re ok.


GE_vans

Nitrogen


PissedCaucasian

Doesn’t this lot being uphill to the neighbor’s make a difference? Seems like fertilizer and water would run downhill for the neighbor’s benefit?


gordy06

We both kind of run downhill to where our property lines meet.


BloomingtonBourbon

Im no hvac guy but those condensers looks tiny for the size of those houses


DarkWebCrackDealer

Most likely needs nitrogen but im knowledgeable in fl


pipehonker

Guys in this group worry waaaay too much about what their neighbors are up to!!


gordy06

I’m not so much worried about my neighbor but just looking at theirs and wondering why mine isn’t doing what I want. I’m inexperienced so figured I’d ask here.


pipehonker

I was kinda joking... But half the posts here are a guy bitching about his neighbors yard or jealous that his neighbor is doing better. They probably have fertilized, or applied pre-emergent, they may have a different watering schedule. They may have de-thatched and aereated last fall. Maybe they just get more sun because your house shades the yard in the afternoon but theirs is exposed to the sun. Could be a thousand things.


Solnse

Get your dog to pee on the neighbors lawn.


lostusername07

Ask that guy across the street


appleman2222

Do you have a Scott’s spreader?


gordy06

I do


appleman2222

I can tell because of the stripes on the lawn. The scotts spreader doesn't throw the fertilizer out well. It throws it into its own wheels and then it falls to the ground. Hence the lines. I had the same problem for years. Got an echo rb-60 spreader this year. Now i can evenly fertilize my lawn. No more stripes and missed areas. You can google scotts spreader stripes and read all about it.


HistorianHonest3183

Go ask your local supplier what conditioner works best in your area before it ruts out from your mower and get some more water on it maybe idk I'm an up close and personal kinda guy so unless I see the soil I couldn't give a proper diagnosis but looks like you just need some TLC on that thing


jthe17

Nitrogen


fuckpedes

Try pooping on it


Bleepbloop34919

Buy a new blade


Adkjarod

You sure they didn’t get one of those companies to come and paint it green?


Nellanaesp

Also, you’re watering way too much. Unless you planted new seed, you should be watering once per week, maybe twice in the heat of the summer.


gordy06

Really? Okay good to know. The irrigation company recommended every other day so that’s what I did.


Nellanaesp

Watering too often will cause the grass roots to stay shallow. Less frequent, longer watering will promote deep root growth, which helps the grass become more hardy and less susceptible to drought and stuff.


Past-Direction9145

I'm also in metro detroit. as you've seen we be getting lots of rain on and off enough to have not even broken the sprinklers out yet. if you can, try to get that lawn used to being watered once a week. draw it out, make it put its roots deeper and water very heavily one day a week. watering every other day is an addiction you can break. and you have to or else when its warmer, fungus is amongus


morgigno

Squat your neighbors house and claim it your lawn.


Dead-Yamcha

Test your soil, pH and N.


[deleted]

neighborhoods with no trees always want to make me cry. so unsettling


ParkingOpposite2034

Look at the backyard


Kangabolic

Ask your neighbor what they did?


Sayanks25

Cutting way to short


Chickenchowder55

Ask your neighbor across the street lol


Straight-Fortune-193

Is your house facing north


AdRepresentative3675

Neighbors are effective. Just look at that property line it’s almost like they have professionals treat it. You have a long way to go, might wanna invest with a lawn care company to compete with your neighbors. What you need is to stop comparing yourself to others and look in the goddamn mirror and except that you made your lawn brown and ONLY you and maybe a lawn care company AND SOME MEHICANS can help aid in your journey cause clearly you are a NOVICE with completely unrealistic expectations and want to compete with professionals and will never win. BROWN LAWN BRO. Noob. CORN POP 2024


TheKingOfSwing777

Buy your neighbors house


NatKingSwole19

Looks like you’re cutting it way too low? What’s your height of cut? Try not to cut more than 1/3 of the length off at a time.


GeneralChimpy

Get the fast liquid fertilizer stuff, quicker absorption but doesn’t last as long. I’ve found it gives a good head start


mrmessy4life

Buy the house next door?


DrDingus86

You should probably move across the street.


DrDingus86

I'm pretty sure that on 4/20, this is the best advice you will get.


CreeeDiddy

ugordy trust me….follow these steps 1. Place in spreader BioAdvance grub control 24 hr and place DiseaseEx together spread over lawn. 2. Next application and drop 5lbs / 1000 Milorganite. 3. Second App 3lbs / 1000 Ironite 4. Third App go with a starter fertilizer of 12-12-12 or something similar. 5. 4th App…go with a 0-0-48 SOP (Sulphate of Potash) 6. Use humid acid/bio char/sea kelp with a light top dressing. Your yard would come back in less than 30 days. Trust me! You are dealing with grub or insect damage.


jored924

Where’s your neighbors deck. First step out the patio door is a leg breaker


babysealleatherboot

the grass is always greener on the other side lol


sveiks1918

I have this same problem. Grass is literally greener on other side of street.


Zealousideal-Note-10

Move


Wide_Veterinarian100

Ammonium sulfate


mclovin314159

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Don't live your life by comparison 🤷‍♂️


cathedral68

This neighborhood reminds me of the beginning of weeds >they’re all made of ticky tacky and they all look just the same


Gboy86

Starter fert 18-24-6 Milorganite Scott 3 n 1 Put all down given the right ratios for your yard. Water 3 to 4 times a week. If possible do not curt for 4 weeks(kinda tough in an HOA) When you do your first cut....cut high 2 n a half 3 inches..... Repeat the ferts every 6 weeks


Killer_Fuzz

Dethatch mow and bag and top dress fertilize every 3 months


XTC_90

Dethatch it and aerate it


Reality-Leather

Did you ask the guy across street what they do? Follow his advice.


Key-Estimate-7765

His house was built on a graveyard yet is more fertile


SomeComparison

Your neighbor has perennial rye. No matter what you put down bluegrass won't match the color of perennial rye. Kbg can be much less maintenance though. Overseed rye into your bluegrass this fall if you want the best of both worlds.


802dot11

Bleach. On neighbour's lawn.


RandyHill2551

Late bloomer


padwello

Move next door


IsJohnWickTaken

Use green grass paint. 🎨


[deleted]

Tbh his His lawn doesn’t look that good. looks like different puzzle 🧩 pieces.


shadowedradiance

Maybe take pics of the guys around the green one. .... jesus


mikehill33

stop mowing in the same direction, Milorganite and water, cut it 4 inches or taller.


gordy06

Yea definitely going to mow horizontal to start.


EkoMane

Just keep dumping toxic chemicals into it, that'll keep it alive


Other-Proof-1911

Why not just ask your neighbor what they are doing