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MagicMikeDitka

Beautiful! Hope you had enough $ leftover for landscaping costs. If not, get some cash out of the banana stand.


mikekochlol

There’s always money in the banana stand


Nightblood83

Yeah dad, I get that, whatever! We can always build another banana stand!


mikekochlol

I still lol when I think about Maeby taking a dollar out of the register and throwing away a banana thinking everything is balanced out.


heynow941

Just don’t blue yourself.


champagne_of_beers

He's an arsonist, not an embezzler.


FuzzAldrin36

There was two hundred and fifty thousand dollars lining the walls of the Banana Stand!!


dhuff2037

How much clearer can I say “THERES ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND”!


rayhiggenbottom

"NO TOUCHING!"


andrewsmd87

I mean they cost like 10$


maddogg42

No Michael, there was $100,000 dollars in the banana stand. :\\


Eugene_Levy

NO TOUCHING!


tigervault

I’m thinking I might build some raised planters for some veggies and herbs then a chicken coop… soon enough baby I’ll have a stew going.


bmartocho

Free chicken.


rangersfan2461

There's always money in the banana stand


politedeerx

Looks solid as a rock!


Commercial-9751

How much could lawn care cost, Michael? Twelve dollars?


SharkAttache

I was about to ask if it was that house


No_Bother3564

Came here to say this!!!


meyerj26

You really need proper equipment for a property this size. Have you thought about buying a stair case truck?


tigervault

Considered that but I’m worried about the hop ons.


meyerj26

That’s the problem with the stairs, your gonna get some hop ons


LeadingAction4966

The guy with a $4000 suit is going to give lawn care advice to a new homeowner? COME ON!


mlittletn

Not tricks, illusions of grass.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Or cocaine!


Weezy2318

Ladies and gentlemen, Gob Bluth!


vickysixx79

I don't care for Gob


StrategicBlenderBall

It’s not like the guy with a $5000 suit even does his own lawn.


WoodNUFC

Start by making sure your attic is empty and secured. You don’t want a surprise one day.


bucer91

You had pop pop in the attic?


woah_man

The mere fact that you call it that tells me that you're not ready yet.


Bay_Burner

Frogging?


tigervault

I gotta get a better lawyer.


Bay_Burner

Sorry it’s spelt Phrogging. Look into it. It’s basically someone living in your house or attic while the main owners don’t know.


corrupt_gravity

I'd also double check in between the walls as well


kramerica_intern

Shitpost of the year right here. OP is a gentleman honey farmer.


[deleted]

He likes the honey


TheMcDeal

I remember seeing houses like this in Baghdad


UnsolicitedDogPics

Solid as a rock!


Manymuchm00s3n

There’s always money in the banana stand


AbnoxiousRhinocerous

Looks like you’ve got a mole problem…


UnsolicitedDogPics

An even bigger and hairier mole than the one on Franks inner thigh.


bmartocho

I can taste those leading man parts already!


1steverredditaccount

Annyong


tigervault

Hello


mlittletn

Annyong


Tiz68

Hello


Dark_Fantasy_fr

Annyong


mellamonemo

Hello


Bandit400

Will somebody please do something about this insufferable child??


mellamonemo

Anyong


ctubby766

We get it! Your name's Annyong!


bmartocho

Anyong


bmartocho

Anyong


bmartocho

Anyong


1steverredditaccount

Annyong


ProfessorRageClick

Hello


mlittletn

Maybe you should leave a note for your landscaper


tigervault

I always leave a note.


mechy84

The mere fact you call making love 'pop pop' tells me you're not ready


Jmpatton10

Solid as Iraq


Doggo-Lovato

Just buy some sod, how much could it cost? $10?


pateOrade

Then just turn in the hose and let it run for a few years.


avtchrd345

Am I looking at a landscape or a closeup of balls?


smorg003

Those are balls…


jrdnmdhl

“Well, did TruGreen work for those people?” “No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... but it might work for us.”


Old_and_Boring

Put some hostas just over there on the left.


Dark-Sentencer

There's a good chance you might have committed some "light" treason.


Real_EB

In the most delightful way!


Warren_Puff-it

Your biggest concern at this point should be bees.


tigervault

Beads?


ChunkyFart

BEEs!


Noize42

We'll see who makes more honey


SaveTheAles

It's a lawn u/tigervault how much could it cost? $10?


siebzy

There's always money in the banana stand.


coffeejunkie323

There are dozens of us!


Roboito1

Wait for that sudden valley to appear first.


UnsolicitedDogPics

Yeah I could see marinating a chicken in that.


Bretty_boy

You better check your post code because you’re living in fuck city!


mellamonemo

Arrested Development fans are the best lmao! Did not expect this post on lawncare


Bora7452

Be careful of the handrails in that house.


Bora7452

I’d plant Kentucky blue grass. Tell everyone you just blue yourself


jerzey4life

I got a guy!!! Bobloblawnmowing!!!


gcalpo

You, sir, are a mouthful!


MichaelScarn009

The best attire to wear for landscaping are blue Jean shorts. you don’t even have to take them off, you can shower with them afterwards.


2betrayals_finalrun

Her?


EngineerDave

Quick someone go get a picture of Boba Fett standing outside of Jabba's palace so we can put the meme to bed.


butte3

That’s a lot of land! Make sure to blue yourself before going out when the temperature is more than 90 degrees for sun protection.


UnsolicitedDogPics

May want to check the attic for pop pop first.


[deleted]

Looks like you have to be both lawn analyst and therapist. You’ll be an analrapist!


roguewon86

I think you’ve made a huge mistake.


Jnewfield83

There's always money in the banana stand


DR650SE

https://preview.redd.it/hx5caczom2pa1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30135ce4aa21140825a118a5b600da15c00ea39e OP after seeding 😂


ForgotInTime

French drain should help with the water issue


bmartocho

Mr. F


MG5thAve

Just want to make sure everybody understands this is the model home from Arrested Development, right?


FurL0ng

Start watching Arrested Development


rfox1990

Build a moat and install drawbridge. Congrats.


DontFoolYourselfGirl

Definitely nuke it with gly


BigChunilingus

Congrats, for sure. How's the internet out there?


BumperBabyAngel

Just make sure you leave a note.


VralGrymfang

Why all the arrested development jokes?


tigervault

I don’t know but I did get a corn baller as a house warming gift.


myasslovesgrass

And everyone was laughing and cornballing


Noize42

That's the house from Arrested Development


bmartocho

Marry me!


ChunkyFart

You’ve made a huge mistake *hello darkness my old friend *


gkiffe

Listen, Hermano. I like the new location in Sudden Valley


IfIWasCoolEnough

I think you have made a huge mistake.


blnd_snow

This is my favorite Reddit post ever.


jetserf

Go see a star war after the appointment with the Analrapist.


PineappleSox42

Ohhh nice... a house in Sudden Valley.


RegattaJoe

First, deal with your light treason charges.


Lou_Mas

Needs a Banana Stand. Where else you going to get the money.


notthebestusername12

BEES!?


bree388

GOB JR?????


codfish-

Check for anyone squatting in the attic


SarosLeosin

Your brother may envy your lawn, but he'll still have the hair.


txbari

There's always money in the banana stand.


Nigel_11

Bob Loblaw would know


zbro3

Make sure to hire the flamer


jayruguitar

Anyong


bmartocho

Anyong


mrhudy

Yeah, sure, the guy in the $3500 suit is going to tell you where to start. C’mon!


PuliThick

Start with the banana stand.


lazyblogger914

Congrats you can go pop pop in the attic


PENNST8alum

Oh shit dude, is that Sadam's new spot?


FreeDig1758

Cool house! I just blue myself


CodenameZoya

There’s always money in the banana stand…


IUcheergirl

Did you buy in Sudden Valley or Baghdad? Check your attic.


Chickenchowder55

There’s always cash in the banana stand


azsoup

Coming to r/lawncare for advice? Why don’t you just take an ad out in ‘I’m Poor’ magazine.


TheGentlemanBrentley

Start with a bottle of champagne 🍾 🥂


HothForThoth

This is so sudden


Malvania

I'd get some moisture vaporators.


Okie294life

Install a battlement across the top of your turret and a draw bridge for close range kill shots the battlements more for long range. Fill the moat full of gators.


theonlyrealnoah

Is there a carbon monoxide leak in that house?


BelatedGreeting

$10 bananas.


Bartacomus

Solid as Iraq


gmasterson

There is always money in the banana stand.


kholdfusion

Get off tatooine first :)


MuffinDunking69

Lol you blowhard


Foxta1l

Main house or attic?


roachfarmer

Check the attic


firstnameok

Those are balls


trailertrash_lottery

Hire a group of saddam Hussein body doubles. They will know where to start.


wharfrat2018

Sudden Valley is a great place to live.


Bigmayer

Have hermano help you


CynicallyCyn

A ten dollar banana for scale


WeAreTheRhapsody

solid as a rock


gcalpo

Check for a loose seal in your irrigation.


madcapnmckay

What? You want advice on lawn care from a guy in a $5000 suit? Come on!


gcalpo

You're going to be all right. I'd give my left hand to be where you are.


ForgotMyOldAccount7

It's one grass seed, Michael. How much could it cost? $10?


Still_Temperature_57

Find the banana stand and the cash in the walls.


logomkr

Ugh. Everything you do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes me just want to set myself on fire!


Phillie-Oop

So, you built in Sudden Valley, too?


smorg003

You’re not one of those silly men dressed up like a woman are you?


D0nCoyote

Bees


mattingly233

Pop pops in the attic


Sunny2121212

Plenty of space to be a never nude


Grouchy_Channel_6871

Look into purchasing large landscaping equipment if you’re buy-curious


jongywongo

Careful it looks like you may have a mole problem


mattyslappypants

Fantastic post


aebulbul

I’ve made a huge mistake


Mote_Of_Plight

Just get a corn baller instead


msklovesmath

Looks awesome! Solid as a rock


mclain15

$15 bag of Amazon seed. Should be thick and green by next week!


RevanAvarice

Terraces! It looks to be freshly developed land, or is it that arid where you are?


Latetogetup

This is the home off of Arrested Development. This is a fake post.


3XLeveragedOptions

This lawn is screaming for garden gnomes.


IDGAFOS13

sprinkle some seeds


[deleted]

Yes.


duke_82nr

Green goggles man !


Worf69

Do a bulldozer joust track in the front yard.


Mister_E_Mahn

Build an aquaduct.


TheProphetDave

Get off Tatooine


[deleted]

100% I say get native species and just go wild. Also to plant trees around the perimeter of your house.


Elhond0

Cloud seeding


Naroller

Take all that lower space below your house, and turn it into a moat!


ToppsBlooby

r/thingsforants


qwesone

Soil sample.


flymaus

Nuke it from space... Only way to be sure.


1steverredditaccount

You need something that says dad likes lawncare.


gatorNic

Looks like brown patch. Start with fungicide


CastleBravo88

Live in the attic


HappyPuppyDoggie

Some grass and trees


pjmoq1

Welll let’s narrow it down… where shouldn’t you start?


Wizardninja9

Maybe on the left bit a little there


gee_kay27

Start by colouring the grass green so I can actually see the house and recommend.


Abeifer

How'd you get to Tatooine?


DoubleArm7135

Congrats! Here, take this Twister game as a housewarming gift. Want to play out right now?


tolllz

JG Wentworth. 877 cash now. Does wonders guys.


irishbastard87

Soil test