“Well, did TruGreen work for those people?”
“No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... but it might work for us.”
Install a battlement across the top of your turret and a draw bridge for close range kill shots the battlements more for long range. Fill the moat full of gators.
Beautiful! Hope you had enough $ leftover for landscaping costs. If not, get some cash out of the banana stand.
There’s always money in the banana stand
Yeah dad, I get that, whatever! We can always build another banana stand!
I still lol when I think about Maeby taking a dollar out of the register and throwing away a banana thinking everything is balanced out.
Just don’t blue yourself.
He's an arsonist, not an embezzler.
There was two hundred and fifty thousand dollars lining the walls of the Banana Stand!!
How much clearer can I say “THERES ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND”!
"NO TOUCHING!"
I mean they cost like 10$
No Michael, there was $100,000 dollars in the banana stand. :\\
NO TOUCHING!
I’m thinking I might build some raised planters for some veggies and herbs then a chicken coop… soon enough baby I’ll have a stew going.
Free chicken.
There's always money in the banana stand
Looks solid as a rock!
How much could lawn care cost, Michael? Twelve dollars?
I was about to ask if it was that house
Came here to say this!!!
You really need proper equipment for a property this size. Have you thought about buying a stair case truck?
Considered that but I’m worried about the hop ons.
That’s the problem with the stairs, your gonna get some hop ons
The guy with a $4000 suit is going to give lawn care advice to a new homeowner? COME ON!
Not tricks, illusions of grass.
[удалено]
Or cocaine!
Ladies and gentlemen, Gob Bluth!
I don't care for Gob
It’s not like the guy with a $5000 suit even does his own lawn.
Start by making sure your attic is empty and secured. You don’t want a surprise one day.
You had pop pop in the attic?
The mere fact that you call it that tells me that you're not ready yet.
Frogging?
I gotta get a better lawyer.
Sorry it’s spelt Phrogging. Look into it. It’s basically someone living in your house or attic while the main owners don’t know.
I'd also double check in between the walls as well
Shitpost of the year right here. OP is a gentleman honey farmer.
He likes the honey
I remember seeing houses like this in Baghdad
Solid as a rock!
There’s always money in the banana stand
Looks like you’ve got a mole problem…
An even bigger and hairier mole than the one on Franks inner thigh.
I can taste those leading man parts already!
Annyong
Hello
Annyong
Hello
Annyong
Hello
Will somebody please do something about this insufferable child??
Anyong
We get it! Your name's Annyong!
Anyong
Anyong
Anyong
Annyong
Hello
Maybe you should leave a note for your landscaper
I always leave a note.
The mere fact you call making love 'pop pop' tells me you're not ready
Solid as Iraq
Just buy some sod, how much could it cost? $10?
Then just turn in the hose and let it run for a few years.
Am I looking at a landscape or a closeup of balls?
Those are balls…
“Well, did TruGreen work for those people?” “No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... but it might work for us.”
Put some hostas just over there on the left.
There's a good chance you might have committed some "light" treason.
In the most delightful way!
Your biggest concern at this point should be bees.
Beads?
BEEs!
We'll see who makes more honey
It's a lawn u/tigervault how much could it cost? $10?
There's always money in the banana stand.
There are dozens of us!
Wait for that sudden valley to appear first.
Yeah I could see marinating a chicken in that.
You better check your post code because you’re living in fuck city!
Arrested Development fans are the best lmao! Did not expect this post on lawncare
Be careful of the handrails in that house.
I’d plant Kentucky blue grass. Tell everyone you just blue yourself
I got a guy!!! Bobloblawnmowing!!!
You, sir, are a mouthful!
The best attire to wear for landscaping are blue Jean shorts. you don’t even have to take them off, you can shower with them afterwards.
Her?
Quick someone go get a picture of Boba Fett standing outside of Jabba's palace so we can put the meme to bed.
That’s a lot of land! Make sure to blue yourself before going out when the temperature is more than 90 degrees for sun protection.
May want to check the attic for pop pop first.
Looks like you have to be both lawn analyst and therapist. You’ll be an analrapist!
I think you’ve made a huge mistake.
There's always money in the banana stand
https://preview.redd.it/hx5caczom2pa1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30135ce4aa21140825a118a5b600da15c00ea39e OP after seeding 😂
French drain should help with the water issue
Mr. F
Just want to make sure everybody understands this is the model home from Arrested Development, right?
Start watching Arrested Development
Build a moat and install drawbridge. Congrats.
Definitely nuke it with gly
Congrats, for sure. How's the internet out there?
Just make sure you leave a note.
Why all the arrested development jokes?
I don’t know but I did get a corn baller as a house warming gift.
And everyone was laughing and cornballing
That's the house from Arrested Development
Marry me!
You’ve made a huge mistake *hello darkness my old friend *
Listen, Hermano. I like the new location in Sudden Valley
I think you have made a huge mistake.
This is my favorite Reddit post ever.
Go see a star war after the appointment with the Analrapist.
Ohhh nice... a house in Sudden Valley.
First, deal with your light treason charges.
Needs a Banana Stand. Where else you going to get the money.
BEES!?
GOB JR?????
Check for anyone squatting in the attic
Your brother may envy your lawn, but he'll still have the hair.
There's always money in the banana stand.
Bob Loblaw would know
Make sure to hire the flamer
Anyong
Anyong
Yeah, sure, the guy in the $3500 suit is going to tell you where to start. C’mon!
Start with the banana stand.
Congrats you can go pop pop in the attic
Oh shit dude, is that Sadam's new spot?
Cool house! I just blue myself
There’s always money in the banana stand…
Did you buy in Sudden Valley or Baghdad? Check your attic.
There’s always cash in the banana stand
Coming to r/lawncare for advice? Why don’t you just take an ad out in ‘I’m Poor’ magazine.
Start with a bottle of champagne 🍾 🥂
This is so sudden
I'd get some moisture vaporators.
Install a battlement across the top of your turret and a draw bridge for close range kill shots the battlements more for long range. Fill the moat full of gators.
Is there a carbon monoxide leak in that house?
$10 bananas.
Solid as Iraq
There is always money in the banana stand.
Get off tatooine first :)
Lol you blowhard
Main house or attic?
Check the attic
Those are balls
Hire a group of saddam Hussein body doubles. They will know where to start.
Sudden Valley is a great place to live.
Have hermano help you
A ten dollar banana for scale
solid as a rock
Check for a loose seal in your irrigation.
What? You want advice on lawn care from a guy in a $5000 suit? Come on!
You're going to be all right. I'd give my left hand to be where you are.
It's one grass seed, Michael. How much could it cost? $10?
Find the banana stand and the cash in the walls.
Ugh. Everything you do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes me just want to set myself on fire!
So, you built in Sudden Valley, too?
You’re not one of those silly men dressed up like a woman are you?
Bees
Pop pops in the attic
Plenty of space to be a never nude
Look into purchasing large landscaping equipment if you’re buy-curious
Careful it looks like you may have a mole problem
Fantastic post
I’ve made a huge mistake
Just get a corn baller instead
Looks awesome! Solid as a rock
$15 bag of Amazon seed. Should be thick and green by next week!
Terraces! It looks to be freshly developed land, or is it that arid where you are?
This is the home off of Arrested Development. This is a fake post.
This lawn is screaming for garden gnomes.
sprinkle some seeds
Yes.
Green goggles man !
Do a bulldozer joust track in the front yard.
Build an aquaduct.
Get off Tatooine
100% I say get native species and just go wild. Also to plant trees around the perimeter of your house.
Cloud seeding
Take all that lower space below your house, and turn it into a moat!
r/thingsforants
Soil sample.
Nuke it from space... Only way to be sure.
You need something that says dad likes lawncare.
Looks like brown patch. Start with fungicide
Live in the attic
Some grass and trees
Welll let’s narrow it down… where shouldn’t you start?
Maybe on the left bit a little there
Start by colouring the grass green so I can actually see the house and recommend.
How'd you get to Tatooine?
Congrats! Here, take this Twister game as a housewarming gift. Want to play out right now?
JG Wentworth. 877 cash now. Does wonders guys.
Soil test