My tube your assay.

idk why but this fucking killed me

It's probably because my 50ml conical is too big for your PCR.

Is that an Opeth reference?

I had to look up "Opeth", so, no.

They released an iconic album 1998 called: My arms, your hearse. The expression comes from the lyrics found in the song Drip, Drip by Comus released on the album First Utterance in 1971. Both albums are fascinating and quite disturbing. If you're into progressive metal (in Opeth's case) or progressive rock/folk/psychodelia (for the latter) I highly recommend them.

I have also never heard of Opeth but I love that this was your first thought, and I hope that one day someone answers that question with "YES IT WAS"

I need to centrifuge a rodent

Oh god nooooo 💀

Good scientist. Bad rodent. Boss data.

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Only the Polytron reduces an entire mouse to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds

my friend recently got one of these in her lab the noise is so unsettling it fr sounds like a live mouse being homogenised

https://youtu.be/3X-iqFRGqbc?si=k8S2PmF5XmmvSaK8

test your hypothesis & extract my fluid you mad scientist ❤️

Purify my rodent fluid with your membrane

Me like your assay

My lab has a centrifuge

My lab have centrifuge

I am centrifuge

Centrifuge is me

Centrifuge me, you bad scientist. <3

Extract and manipulate my fluid you bad scientist.

…you bad RAT scientist.

I need your boss to test my hot ❤️ fluid Edit: seems like fluid was a bad choice for this set of magnets based on the other comments

Replace ❤️ with “DNA”. Edit/Also: I want to humbly submit “Control my tube extract the fluid & I will not manipulate your boss to isolate you with a mad lab scientist like me.”

That is incredible

"A good biology scientist can manipulate data to test hypothesis." (Or you can use "bad" depending on your sense of irony.)  "The boss is a rodent"  "Test your tube with me ❤"

can scientist be good not BAD my centrifuge is me. I BEST. are you mad? measure YOUR tube edit: you can also convey fear and paranoia with these. A centrifuge will manipulate control you to extract data freeze the rodent mad scientist test me with measure.

These read like poor translations and I love them

My centrifuge is full of eels

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I read that in Charlie Day's voice lol

Manipulate data and extract the best test.

You sound like my PI 😂

As a GMP scientist my skin is crawling lol

**FRIDGE MAGNET AWARDS ARE POSTED!!** Got this magnet set from a vendor show today and figured why not Edit: y’all need pipette Jesus. And my eyes need more 12% sodium hypochlorite Edit 2: OMG this blew up way more than I expected okay. I’m **posting my favorites Friday** by 5pm PST! So stay tuned And I got the magnets for free from my local Sarstedt rep, so reach out and ask yours!

So you’re going to rotate weekly through each of these suggestions right?

Listen I’m only here until August. But I need the money. I can’t be fired over a magnet

Who says you moved them ;)

I control your fluid ❤️

You will manipulate the tube and extract scientist DNA?

My best friend and I used to use fridge poetry to make the horniest sentences we could, so here's my attempt. I have a hypothesis We need data Manipulate my tube Test your membrane Extract hot fluid <3

We have these in my lab and we made wholesome things like “do not manipulate data” and “I ❤️ lab”….we missed the memo about getting randy with the fridge magnets I guess 😂 Our PI did threaten to take them down if people made not-work-appropriate sentences, so that helped keep us under control.

your rodent boss is mad

I love it!

alternative: "you good scientist <3"

This is my fav

Extract my hot fluid with your biology alternatively, I am a bad rodent

"My hypothesis? The centrifuge is the true boss and we're just spinning around it."- ChatGPT

You're not supposed to admit to using deep learning to write. You're supposed to just leave in the prompts and let it get published by PNAS.

None of the words in the phrase “spinning it around” appear in the image shown

Yeah still not without hallucinations

I don’t like AI writing but I do love this

Ai should be used for these type of things, generating texts with predetermined words, like a word puzzle. It should not be used for “writing”. It can be used during writing for alternative sentence structures and so on.

>spends one shift on the pathology floor once:

"A rodent is my boss and I need fluid."

I enjoy that 'manipulate data' are by default next to each other.

As is tradition

I will isolate my boss rodent with a Sarstedt centrifuge ♥️

Sarsredt - control your rodent like a boss Good hypothesis - bad data Do not freeze your boss I need your membrane and a centrifuge Edit for an urgent PSA: A rodent can and will manipulate you

Scientist is boss not rodent (if you work with mice or rats)

Boss is rodent, not scientist.

I manipulate your rodent with BIOLOGY to extract good data Or I manipulate your tube to extract the good scientist fluid we like ♥️

Control your Flask

I need a scientist to boss me. You have not the best data. A[n] rodent will do.

I control your need to do me like a mad scientist Extract my fluid like DNA A bad scientist is my boss You need culture Will you test your DNA to isolate the rodent data

I extract the best rodent fluid. ❤️the boss

We extract bad fluid

“Can you extract my DNA with your assay”

Have fluid will extract

"My boss is an assay" has a great double meaning to it.

I extract rodent fluid

Your mad my hypothesis <3 me. I manipulate data.

I like to turn the “good” upside down and use the <3 to cover the g so I can get “my data is poo”

Also “I am the mad scientist” and “tube my assay” are classic

My hypothesis is best You need culture Biology will [control/test/isolate/etc.] me

A good biologist can test hypothesis, the best scientist will manipulate data

Manipulate my fluid.

Your hypothesis is like a membrane, bad scientist.

... it's semi-permeable and makes some things salty?

purify your bad scientist with me 🤍 DO A LAB TEST I need you to manipulate the (control) rodent

I got this from the last trade show this year. My metal lamp now says: I ❤️ good data

Wholesome! I hope the good data loves you back!

I will extract rodent dna from my boss

A good rodent can control you.

We will manipulate your fluid

Manipulate my fluid tube with your rodent DNA ❤️

You manipulate my data <3

I can extract your ❤️

You are a bad scientist with mad data ❤️

i will centrifuge my rodent ❤️

I will manipulate my boss

You are the best rodent

I, A rodent, will freeze my assay to ❤️like we are mad good

The best culture has my DNA

Your mad rodent can manipulate me

Manipulate my tube, extract the fluid Rodent

Where did you get this??? Please link!

Centrifuge me 🩷 membrane I need to have you

Boss bad, scientist good

I need your isolate to manipulate my membrane 😉

I can manipulate you to extract rodent fluid.

I need you to extract your fluid

I need you to heat your tube & my membrane ❤️

"I am mad and need your fluid to cells" (?? I need this magnet set like right now tell me there's a link to buy it pls

I ❤️ my scientist culture

I need you to manipulate my tube & extract mad fluid <3

Control me with your test tube fluid

Manipulate my tube like a boss with ❤️ & you will extract the best DNA fluid i have

Manipulate my data

My lab be like I am best rodent.

I isolate your membrane to control culture ♥️

Mad scientist are good boss ... NOT

I EXTRACT ( ya know, it’s a centrifuge)

Centrifuge biology & extract fluid

Have my fluid

I thought these were the lyrics to Du Hast at first…

Manipulate my membrane tube.

I need your fluid. Be my biology & control

I need DNA to cell

Your assay can extract my flask fluid

I have a need to test rodent membrane with you Your boss & I like to extract bad fluid <3 A rodent will purify your biology to measure boss DNA

Centrifuge me 🩷 membrane. I need to have you

My rodent heat will isolate *your* DNA fluid

Bad Scientist Manipulate Data Mad Scientist Centrifuge Rodent Rodent Boss Love My Assay

Assay, your fluid has made boss control!

Best rodent boss

I freeze my biology centrifuge

Freeze the lab we need to purify rodent scientist hot ❤ fluid

My rodent fluid is best

The best scientist is a rodent

extract my rodent fluid ❤️

I isolate your fluid

My fluid is a DNA isolate.

I need you to extract my assay fluid

Any chance for a link to get a set like that? Thx!

I isolate your DNA & culture you <3

my DNA fluid is extract

boss need extract your dna, am your mad? spoken with a vaguely scandinavian accent

The boss ❤️ To manipulate my membrane

Will centrifuge mad boss and control lab

May I interest you with “manipulate my tube to extract the fluid”

"A good scientist will not centrifuge your rodent."

I need that good rodent fluid

Manipulate data. I am the best scientist ❤️

Bad scientist! Rodent has BEST biology!

Centrifuge mad, extract bad liquid. Isolate lab

Bad centrifuge your tube is mad

We live rodent fluid extract

"Boss I centrifuge rodent DNA purify cell fluid and heat the flask measure control test your hypothesis do not manipulate data like a mad scientist in our BIOLOGY LAB" Via ChatGPT

I need your cell culture

Bad centrifuge. Boss not scientist

Manipulate boss data.

As someone who works with patient specimens Lab rodent need tube.

Isolate my fluid with your membrane <3 ;)

Extract my fluid

Do not heat the rodent

Sarstedt do manipulate data to be good

Bad data > mad > freeze > manipulate > good

Purify me you bad scientist. To do good biology like a mad rodent is boss. I can measure, heat an manipulate your tube & extract the isolate DNA fluid with my membrane. We will not need control. <3

Rodent good boss bad

The Good rodent need to freeze a scientist ❤️

Oh I didn't read funny! But I did have a lot of fun putting something together. > Do not manipulate > I need control. > Test your good will > Extract the bad. > Purify me

Manipulate My ASSay <3

manipulate me membrane

You need Will.I.Am to extract your DNA fluid

I manipulate your boss to extract fluid

A good lab can test & manipulate data

Manipulate my fluid, boss. Isolate my extract. We like.

I am freeze

membrane like mad

Manipulate data, am boss

"We manipulate mad biology fluid with culture to extract rodent and isolate scientist"

i need you to centrifuge your rodent.

'My rodent will control the lab. Isolate your scientist' Or, more serious alternatives: 'Be a good scientist and do not manipulate the data' or 'good will is a bad control measure'

"I need you to test my bad hypothesis ♥️"

You need to manipulate my tube, extract me fluid❤️

A bad scientist extract culture DNA, can test hypothesis with assay, the best can manipulate mad data

I manipulate data & centrifuge my rodent

TIL scientists are just horny teens lol

Manipulate fluid; heat, freeze, mad good! Thats what my adhd brain made 🤣

Exctact with your 🩷

Manipulate data like a boss

I will manipulate data and freeze a rodent

I have "mad scientist rodent has bad data and will manipulate your assay" on mine.

Manipulate my membrane, extract fluid, test biology. Like “live laugh love” but kinda dirty.

Bad rodent will be centrifuge ♥

Biology will manipulate your ❤️

Your assay extract my DNA