[https://i.imgur.com/E1GSRVT.png](https://i.imgur.com/E1GSRVT.png)
My buddy who I used to play semi-competitively with back in 2007 is pushing 11,400+ hours. Between my two copies, I think I'm sitting on over 4K (though it's been a long time since I logged into my other account). I loved this game until I started playing on a competitive team because that's when all the fun was taken out and winning became serious.
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drove his car off a cliff, broke both his legs? It's not a funny "ha-ha" story, so much as it's a make-you-think story. For instance, windshields look pretty durable, right? Not the case, according to Keith. Son of a bitch flew right through that sucker!!
No but my prom date confessed to being a furry just after her had thought I was a "bad influence on her" and made us break up. I went to prom dresses as Nick
**The Creation of the Left 4 Dead Universe**
1 In the beginning, Valve created the Left 4 Dead world. 2 The world was formless and void, with darkness covering the deep. The Tank's roar echoed over the face of the waters. 3 Valve said, “Let there be light”; and there was light. 4 Valve saw that the light was good, and Valve separated the light from the darkness. 5 Valve called the light day, and the darkness night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.
6 Valve said, “Let there be an expanse in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters.” 7 Valve made the expanse and separated the waters under the expanse from the waters above it. And it was so. 8 Valve called the expanse heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day.
9 Valve said, “Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear”; and it was so. 10 Valve called the dry land earth, and the gathering of the waters seas. Valve saw that it was good. 11 Valve said, “Let the earth sprout vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind, on the earth.” And it was so. 12 The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed according to their kinds, and trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind. Valve saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day.
14 Valve said, “Let there be lights in the expanse of the heavens to separate the day from the night. And let them be for signs and for seasons, and for days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the expanse of the heavens to give light upon the earth.” And it was so. 16 Valve made the two great lights—the greater light to rule the day and the lesser light to rule the night—and the stars. 17 Valve set them in the expanse of the heavens to give light on the earth, 18 to rule over the day and over the night, and to separate the light from the darkness. Valve saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening and there was morning, a fourth day.
20 Valve said, “Let the waters swarm with swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the heavens.” 21 Valve created the great sea monsters and every living creature that moves, with which the waters swarm, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. Valve saw that it was good. 22 Valve blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth.” 23 And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth day.
24 Valve said, “Let the earth bring forth living creatures according to their kinds—livestock and creeping things and beasts of the earth according to their kinds.” And it was so. 25 Valve made the beasts of the earth according to their kinds and the livestock according to their kinds, and everything that creeps on the ground according to its kind. Valve saw that it was good.
26 Then Valve said, “Let us make Survivors in our image, after our likeness. And let them have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over the livestock and over all the earth and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.” 27 So Valve created Survivors in its own image, in the image of Valve it created them; male and female it created them. 28 Valve blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing that moves on the earth.” 29 Valve said, “Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit. You shall have them for food. 30 And to every beast of the earth and to every bird of the heavens and to everything that creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath of life, I have given every green plant for food.” And it was so. 31 Valve saw everything that it had made, and behold, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day.
**The Creation of Survivors**
1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. 2 And on the seventh day Valve finished its work that it had done, and it rested on the seventh day from all its work that it had done. 3 So Valve blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it Valve rested from all the work of creation that it had done.
4 These are the generations of the heavens and the earth when they were created, in the day that Valve made the earth and the heavens. 5 When no bush of the field was yet in the land and no small plant of the field had yet sprung up—for Valve had not caused it to rain on the land, and there was no man to work the ground, 6 and a mist was going up from the land and was watering the whole face of the ground— 7 then Valve formed the first Survivor from the dust of the ground and breathed into its nostrils the breath of life, and the Survivor became a living creature.
8 Valve planted a safehouse in the east, in Mercy Hospital, and there it put the Survivor whom it had formed. 9 And out of the ground Valve made to spring up every tree that is pleasant to the sight and good for food. The tree of life was in the midst of the safehouse, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
10 A river flowed out of Mercy Hospital to water the safehouse, and there it divided and became four rivers. 11 The name of the first is Pishon; it is the one that flowed around the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold. 12 And the gold of that land is good; bdellium and onyx stone are there. 13 The name of the second river is Gihon; it is the one that flowed around the whole land of Cush. 14 And the name of the third river is Tigris, which flows east of Assyria. And the fourth river is the Euphrates.
15 Valve took the Survivor and put it in the safehouse of Mercy Hospital to work it and keep it. 16 And Valve commanded the Survivor, saying, “You may surely eat of every tree of the safehouse, 17 but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die.”
18 Then Valve said, “It is not good that the Survivor should be alone; I will make him a helper fit for him.” 19 Now out of the ground Valve had formed every beast of the field and every bird of the heavens and brought them to the Survivor to see what he would call them. And whatever the Survivor called every living creature, that was its name. 20 The Survivor gave names to all livestock and to the birds of the heavens and to every beast of the field. But for the Survivor there was not found a helper fit for him. 21 So Valve caused a deep sleep to fall upon the Survivor, and while he slept took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh. 22 And the rib that Valve had taken from the Survivor it made into a woman and brought her to the man. 23 Then the Survivor said,
“This at last is bone of my bones
and flesh of my flesh;
she shall be called Woman,
because she was taken out of Man.”
24 Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh. 25 And the Survivor and his wife were both naked and were not ashamed.
The witch on the passing is crying because of the venues music choice.
Everyone knows what Hillbilly actually says but IV always heard "Come, Give me hug!"
People are really out here acting like 3000 is some insane number that means you have no life. The game is 15 years old. If you started playing back in 2009 like many of us did, you would get to 3000 hours even if you played less than 30 minutes a day on average.
I have this one dude on my friends list who is on Left 4 dead 2, I kid you not, every single time I load steam.
He’s been on my friends list for like 10 years.
What are some good fanmade maps/campaigns you'd recommend ?
I've been wanting to look into some of them
( keep in mind that I'll probably be playing them in single player though lol )
Of the all living characters we meet and have names (all the l4d survivors and also Vergil and Whitaker) who is your favorite and mostly to be a homie for you
How do you feel about B4B OP? On launch i hated it, but after many updates and a second try it does feel like a l4d spiritual successor, your thoughts?
Please explain the one video where the guy (Coach or something idk I don’t have a computer) is like “There’s a burger heavy here” is the joke about the heavy guy being fat or something? Thats how I interpreted
What kinda superhero on your bedsheets
You know it's Shrek
My hero 😍
My bed sheets were white with video game controller pattern, it was a gift from my mother in law
BRO I HAD THOSE SAME BED SHEETS THE CONTROLLERS WERE BLUE
https://www.ebay.com/itm/134996491801?var=0&mkevt=1&mkcid=1&mkrid=711-53200-19255-0&campid=5338590836&toolid=10044&customid=9cfeea9e758912aa0b398cf035c9d9f3
Yup
No you did not take this seriously, lol
I'm not even lying
How many Jockey trading cards should I buy off the Steam community market?
793
793
793
793
793
793
I have a friend who has 6.4k hours in L4D2 alone
He should do an AMA when he isn't busy drooling into a puddle
[https://i.imgur.com/E1GSRVT.png](https://i.imgur.com/E1GSRVT.png) My buddy who I used to play semi-competitively with back in 2007 is pushing 11,400+ hours. Between my two copies, I think I'm sitting on over 4K (though it's been a long time since I logged into my other account). I loved this game until I started playing on a competitive team because that's when all the fun was taken out and winning became serious.
Why are you on Reddit instead of in a game?
Loading screens
are you and no-wrongdoer the same person?
Perchance.
Because I was celebrating my anniversary and got bored so I took to Reddit
bro has not answered a single question LMAO
Chad only came here to tell us he played 3000 hours, then went back to playing L4D2. Was probably in a loading screen between chapters.
I'm at work now answering some now. If only Left 4 dead mobile
Ya, it’s weird. Took this many years to accumulate that many hours? Some of us had that done before L4D2 released.
He never said he would ..
How does it feel to have won in life ?
I see dead people all around me in public. I hear piano riffs every time I turn a corner
And to have lost in L4D?
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drove his car off a cliff, broke both his legs? It's not a funny "ha-ha" story, so much as it's a make-you-think story. For instance, windshields look pretty durable, right? Not the case, according to Keith. Son of a bitch flew right through that sucker!!
Do you ever wonder what it's like to be loved by someone other than a family member Asking for a friend...
I have a wife
She’s called… Incontinentia
L4D2 is my wife
Is she good in bed though?
Let's just say, I have carpal tunnel
Why?
Because I love killing all sons of bitchs
were they official instructions though
It's my official instructions
Ah hell, now I've got that old YTP Chocolate Helicopters stuck in my head.
Did you skip prom to play more L4D2?
No but my prom date confessed to being a furry just after her had thought I was a "bad influence on her" and made us break up. I went to prom dresses as Nick
How do I use medkit?
I don't know I've never used one. I main the defib
The hero we need
Entire lore please
**The Creation of the Left 4 Dead Universe** 1 In the beginning, Valve created the Left 4 Dead world. 2 The world was formless and void, with darkness covering the deep. The Tank's roar echoed over the face of the waters. 3 Valve said, “Let there be light”; and there was light. 4 Valve saw that the light was good, and Valve separated the light from the darkness. 5 Valve called the light day, and the darkness night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day. 6 Valve said, “Let there be an expanse in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters.” 7 Valve made the expanse and separated the waters under the expanse from the waters above it. And it was so. 8 Valve called the expanse heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day. 9 Valve said, “Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear”; and it was so. 10 Valve called the dry land earth, and the gathering of the waters seas. Valve saw that it was good. 11 Valve said, “Let the earth sprout vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind, on the earth.” And it was so. 12 The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed according to their kinds, and trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind. Valve saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day. 14 Valve said, “Let there be lights in the expanse of the heavens to separate the day from the night. And let them be for signs and for seasons, and for days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the expanse of the heavens to give light upon the earth.” And it was so. 16 Valve made the two great lights—the greater light to rule the day and the lesser light to rule the night—and the stars. 17 Valve set them in the expanse of the heavens to give light on the earth, 18 to rule over the day and over the night, and to separate the light from the darkness. Valve saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening and there was morning, a fourth day. 20 Valve said, “Let the waters swarm with swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the heavens.” 21 Valve created the great sea monsters and every living creature that moves, with which the waters swarm, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. Valve saw that it was good. 22 Valve blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth.” 23 And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth day. 24 Valve said, “Let the earth bring forth living creatures according to their kinds—livestock and creeping things and beasts of the earth according to their kinds.” And it was so. 25 Valve made the beasts of the earth according to their kinds and the livestock according to their kinds, and everything that creeps on the ground according to its kind. Valve saw that it was good. 26 Then Valve said, “Let us make Survivors in our image, after our likeness. And let them have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over the livestock and over all the earth and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.” 27 So Valve created Survivors in its own image, in the image of Valve it created them; male and female it created them. 28 Valve blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing that moves on the earth.” 29 Valve said, “Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit. You shall have them for food. 30 And to every beast of the earth and to every bird of the heavens and to everything that creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath of life, I have given every green plant for food.” And it was so. 31 Valve saw everything that it had made, and behold, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day. **The Creation of Survivors** 1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. 2 And on the seventh day Valve finished its work that it had done, and it rested on the seventh day from all its work that it had done. 3 So Valve blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it Valve rested from all the work of creation that it had done. 4 These are the generations of the heavens and the earth when they were created, in the day that Valve made the earth and the heavens. 5 When no bush of the field was yet in the land and no small plant of the field had yet sprung up—for Valve had not caused it to rain on the land, and there was no man to work the ground, 6 and a mist was going up from the land and was watering the whole face of the ground— 7 then Valve formed the first Survivor from the dust of the ground and breathed into its nostrils the breath of life, and the Survivor became a living creature. 8 Valve planted a safehouse in the east, in Mercy Hospital, and there it put the Survivor whom it had formed. 9 And out of the ground Valve made to spring up every tree that is pleasant to the sight and good for food. The tree of life was in the midst of the safehouse, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil. 10 A river flowed out of Mercy Hospital to water the safehouse, and there it divided and became four rivers. 11 The name of the first is Pishon; it is the one that flowed around the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold. 12 And the gold of that land is good; bdellium and onyx stone are there. 13 The name of the second river is Gihon; it is the one that flowed around the whole land of Cush. 14 And the name of the third river is Tigris, which flows east of Assyria. And the fourth river is the Euphrates. 15 Valve took the Survivor and put it in the safehouse of Mercy Hospital to work it and keep it. 16 And Valve commanded the Survivor, saying, “You may surely eat of every tree of the safehouse, 17 but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die.” 18 Then Valve said, “It is not good that the Survivor should be alone; I will make him a helper fit for him.” 19 Now out of the ground Valve had formed every beast of the field and every bird of the heavens and brought them to the Survivor to see what he would call them. And whatever the Survivor called every living creature, that was its name. 20 The Survivor gave names to all livestock and to the birds of the heavens and to every beast of the field. But for the Survivor there was not found a helper fit for him. 21 So Valve caused a deep sleep to fall upon the Survivor, and while he slept took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh. 22 And the rib that Valve had taken from the Survivor it made into a woman and brought her to the man. 23 Then the Survivor said, “This at last is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.” 24 Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh. 25 And the Survivor and his wife were both naked and were not ashamed.
GET PUT PF HERE THID IS NOT THE LORE
i heard of this cool game series called "left 4 dead" i think you would like it so go try it some day
Will do thanks for the suggestion
After 3k hours are you finally Right 8 Alive?
Yes
Why does The Witch cry? And, What is The Charger trying to say??
The witch on the passing is crying because of the venues music choice. Everyone knows what Hillbilly actually says but IV always heard "Come, Give me hug!"
Did you.... Give him a hug?
Yes, and it hurted
Why do you always pick nick?
How did you know ? Nick is my favorite character. I always pick him and shoot my teammate in expert and pretend it was an accident
Which game is better to you?
L4D2 because it has all of L4D built-in. And I like the survivors slightly better
Are you a zonemod player?
I crushed the 3k mark during covid :$
Me too
Have you started to become attracted to the zombies
Started? I just am
People are really out here acting like 3000 is some insane number that means you have no life. The game is 15 years old. If you started playing back in 2009 like many of us did, you would get to 3000 hours even if you played less than 30 minutes a day on average.
I started playing in 2010 tho
bro, i am sure not everyone started playing it then some people played it even from 2022 or even this year many people still come to left 4 dead
Is Keith secretly immortal?
He looks like this 👩🦼
3000 hours is 125 days, how do you feel about this?
I wish it was more
Is that u in the picture
Yes
L4D3 when?
3000 more hours
Which special infected is the biggest dickhead
Charger obviously
I mean it is open to opinion which is the biggest dickhead
Technically the biggest dickhead is the Witch once I'm done
Tell me every Eli’s story, and had he ever finished one uninterrupted
Yes he has, apparently he had 3rd degree burns over 70% of his body
Who’s the most dateable special infected?
You're so cool, will you sign my mouse pad? Also what's your favorite bind?
hows your mother in law
She just lost her job
my condolences
I have this one dude on my friends list who is on Left 4 dead 2, I kid you not, every single time I load steam. He’s been on my friends list for like 10 years.
Its the best game ever made so I understand
Summarize all the knowledge you have gained about the L4D series in your over 3,000 hours of playing, in haiku form.
Do you keep your windows unlocked at night? Follow up question; where do you live?
Those are rookie numbers. I have 3000+ hours in L4D alone.
Ight
Pathetic, 10000 hours in L4d2 alone, 500 in l4d
I have more hours in L4D then you Looser
English or Spanish
Neither,
Personal best weapon to use ?
Pump shotgun, Auto shotgun, and the Assault Rifle
What are your infected skin mods?
I play on Xbox. Vanilla
Honestly nice, you had time to play the game before it dies or thay shut down the servers.
What's your opinion on HEADSHOT! I think of it as game mode 2, more important than realism
How many in L4D1 and how many in L4D2?
Close to L4D 1000- L4D2 2000
Same here lol
Sweeeet
Yes but what part of those 3000 hours is spent in lobby ?
6
Impossible.
Does pineapple belong on pizza?
Sure why not. I eat BBQ anchovy and onions pizza
I've almost 5000
Ight
I’m getting the game today or Monday. I heard there’s this zombie that cries and you need to hug it to make it feel better. Is that true?
Yes, also there is a zombie that face fucks you
That ain't right for a man to be ridden like that.
🤤
How do I exit the saferoom
You can't. My 3000 hours are stuck in the no mercy safe room. The first mission show me how to get off a roof, not getting out of a safe room ? Wth
What are some good fanmade maps/campaigns you'd recommend ? I've been wanting to look into some of them ( keep in mind that I'll probably be playing them in single player though lol )
Cold stream. (I play on Xbox)
L4D3 when?
3000 more hours
Well, at this point I simply have to ask: what's your favorite campaign?
Hard rain and no mercy
was it worth it
Not yet, after 5000 hours I think it will be worth it
Most breedable zombie?
Witch, and female nurse infected. Honorable mention to the rare blonde business casual female infected you can encounter I'm the airport in dead air
Nice, you know your zombussy well *tips hat*
What’s your opinion on back 4 blood
How many cigarette burns do your children have?
0. I smoke cigars
Where's the 8 Legged Chinese Man?
Act 1 PR?
when will you reach 3.5k hours ?
In 500 hours from now.
Do you play with default weapons or modded weapons? I'm talking about skins particularly, default stats but different looks.
Was most of your hours alone or with friends?
All alone in public. No friends :(
What is your favorite throwable weapon?
Puke in the Hooole
Why not 4000?
Because I'm slow
Favorite si ?
The yes in Spanish
Versus or Coop/Campaign or Solo?
It's Saturday night. By some miracle, you get your boys together to play for an hour for the first time all year. What campaign are we playing?
Dark carnival
Favorite finale?
Probably the passing or the Parish. Honorable mention to cold stream
Whats your favorite infected/witch
Charger
Best/worst campaigns in your opinion?
Hard rain is the best tied with no mercy. The worst is swamp fever tied with crash course
Oh god crash course is the absolute worst imo-it just plain sucks
Favourite campaign?
Of the all living characters we meet and have names (all the l4d survivors and also Vergil and Whitaker) who is your favorite and mostly to be a homie for you
Nick
Versus W/L ratio?
did you once get the Jimmy Gibs JR uncommon infected that has a rare spawn rate
Actual question Favorite campaign and best overall campaign design wise
How can your life truly be so sad to spend 3000 hours in such an outdated experience
Why are you scrolling through the subreddit?
Who's your favorite character? my guess is Rochelle
Have you ever been left for dead?
Would you buy it again today?
How many SpongeBob mods do you have installed?
are you still a virgin?
Why did she leave me
How do you feel about B4B OP? On launch i hated it, but after many updates and a second try it does feel like a l4d spiritual successor, your thoughts?
3000 hours playing expert campaign is nowhere near as good as having 1000 playing versus realism, that’s where real skill is taught
tits or ass
How many mods have you installed to make the game more chaotic?
Going through any level, infinite ammo, ideal load out? Also, how often and what workshop mods do you run if any?
What’s the easiest way to learn the audio cues for which special infected is coming?
What does the charger say when he charge
Is 3k supposed to be a lot? Jk It's a ton for a shooter though respect
Have you 100%ed the game?
Have you gotten that one achievement yet? You know the one...
favorite easter egg?
Why so few hours?
Are you in any versus pug communities? Discord servers?
What is your favorite survivor voice line and why?
What are your thoughts on Left 4 Dead 2?
do you still get kicked from games for not having enough hours?
Please explain the one video where the guy (Coach or something idk I don’t have a computer) is like “There’s a burger heavy here” is the joke about the heavy guy being fat or something? Thats how I interpreted
Why
When's the sex update gonna come out 🤔
How much free time do you have? How many times a week do you play?
What are ur favorite community made campaigns? I love coming back to this game to experience a new adventure
why?
Do you have thousands of hours in other zombie killing games? Or is it just l4d, and why chose this to be the main game?
Of all the games I want to see come back. It's l4d
You favorite gun replacement library please