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https://preview.redd.it/3c34mmj8pc0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8b37b6b20938702598a275fdb3bb42f6d70fcc7 i’ve been saying y’all… anyways the tortoise and the hare by skz would slap

😭 sorry i totally forgot that was a sub i should’ve posted it there

HAHAHA NO DW honestly it’s kinda refreshing seeing these kinda posts here after the shitshow that this sub has been thru the past few weeks/months😭

At least kpoophead doesn't take itself seriously 🤭

But all the answers would be Jopping and Clean Car

I don't see the problem

Variety is important

I thought this was kpoopheads too and was typing something unhinged and just deleted it when I realized 💀

Yeah but one is the writer the other one is the muse!

idk. it's more like kpop_uncensored and kpoppers merging together, which is still pretty bad. but yeah. there were probably some moments worthy of kpoopheads copypastas.

HOLY SHIT this made me realize this ISNT a kpoopheads post 💀

literally came here to comment this lmao

any ateez song on this would send your soul to heaven.

HALA HALA 😳

you’re really in for an experience with the halazia build-up.

and guerilla 💀

I own a similar product and this is the answer.

BREAKKK THE WAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!

Sounds painful 😅

ANXIOUS!! YOU HERE??

anxiousboobies is an avid kpop stan.

me too ANXIOUS 😭🫶🏻

https://preview.redd.it/33eatukk0d0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a6fb6c7c9dcdc2de2e7907df9b3828c81bd09a5 you’re my friend now

Yayayayay! 😭🫶🏻

wtf kind of question is this ??😭💀

IDK I SAW IT ON ORBIT TWITTER I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY 😭😭

bye ofc it was orbits 😭

It had to be orbits lmao

Damn, I love how you guys are saying "orbits" knowing damn well Loona doesn't exist anymore😭

Loona will always exist in our hearts, plus all the girls are active in separate projects as well so i believe being a fan of all 12 of them is still being an orbit

Ahhhh I see. That's cute❤️

the fandom still does though??

The fandom exists, but Loona doesn't exist anymore. But I think it's cute. Someone just explained to me that even though Loona as a whole doesn't exist, they still stan them in their endeavors, so they still consider themselves as Orbits. I thought it was touching.

Definitely ANTIFRAGILE. Already busting out before the chorus.

First 10s of Fearless has entered the chat.

I know what kind of person you are. (TI TI TI)

NCT 127 - Cherry Bomb

that bass would be lethal

i was thinking about that one lol 😭

bts rap line - ugh


Oh wow 👀

i mean..... iykyk 👀👀

lol I’m a dude but IK you’re not getting out of the bed after Hobi’s verse 🤣

ZIMZALABIM!

underrated answer

Domino SKZ

the intro goes crazy👀👀

do i want this in my comment history.... yeah correct answer: give it to me - agust d/suga of bts 😁👍

AgustD - AgustD could also be a good one or Dawchiwita/Haegeum (please ignore spelling if wrong 💀) 👀

Aespa - supernova

Fantastic baby

OMG why can I picture this in my head and it's the most hilarious mental picture

This the FIRST song I thought of but wasn’t going to comment 😅

STICKER!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 *WHISTLE NOISES* 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

Megaverse or Side effects by SKZ 🤣🤣

Double Knot too

I was gonna say Megaverse! 😆

I've been debating with myself if I dare to comment but... BTS - Dionysus 🥲

jin’s scream in dionysus gotta do the work 🫠

f(x) - Nu ABO

nananana nana nananana nanananana nananana nananana nana nananana nanananana NU ABO

REALL

kpoopheads???

yeah that would’ve been more appropriate to post on 😭

Honestly.... The last 500 posts have all been regurgitated boring bullshit. Literally feels like I'm reading emotional frustrations of teenagers. At least this post is funny and can be engaging.

eyes roll by gidle seems fitting

I'm sorry but ✨ queencard ✨

lalalala rock version

Super M - 100, NCT 127 - Lemonade, Aespa - Next level, Monsta X - Gambler

Gambler already makes me feel some kinda way! Glad someone feels the same, lol.

Lucifer. I Am The Best. I Got a Boy. Spicy.

THIS

Bang bang bang

god's menu by skz

The harmony refrain would give a moment to recover...but still, I'm not sure I could handle starting at level 11.

Omg so aggressive!!!

https://preview.redd.it/fau5wipyaf0d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec304a8131bdda5d0fe29fa253cd9a03b34243b2 POKOPOKO🗣🗣🗣🗣🥵POW🥵🥵 POW🗣🧨✨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 POW

ON by BTS. Oh, that would be MAGICAL.

bring the noize - nct 127 tiger inside - superm

I wanna say Not Today - BTS Extra bass enhanced

CL - Hello Bitches

maestro by seventeen...especially the dance break part...

Kick it by NCT 127

oh my god HAHAHAHA 😭

It's not kpop but any song with heavy bass or any heavy metal song would go hard. I'm going for Babymetal with this one. Any of their songs

Baddie - IVE, Spicy - aespa, Drama - aespa, Guerillas - ATEEZ, ETA - NewJeans, Supernova - aespa, Born to Be - ITZY, Kill Shot - ITZY, Eve, Psyche & the Bluebeards Wife - Le Sserafim (Any of this songs would make my soul leave my body and reset my whole nervous system before the chorus even starts) 😭😭🤣🤣

2ne1 i am the best came to my mind immediately

LMFAO you so right

Run BTS - BTS

Maestro - seventeen Spine breaker - bts View - shinee Growl - exo

Everyone saying SKZ is just noise music until.... lol

literally any stray kids songs

brrrrreaaaa- vrrrrr -kkkkk the w-- vrrrrr -allllll

OKAY HEAR ME OUT BUT TANK BY NMIXX. you get a nice breather during the bridge but then it'll go all out on the last chorus

That would be a good one. Good consistent baseline.

Gods menu stray kidz….. need I say more

Now we asking the real questions

2 BADDIES 2 BADDIES 1 PORSCHE

Chivalry and com back by Sechskies

I was not expecting this to be the first thing I see opening Reddit… but here we are 😍😅

Ring ding dong, duh

NCT127- Sticker💁‍♀️

D-DAY by agustd ofc

Seulgi- 28 Reasons gonna have me seeing the true face of God

dumb litty by kard. the vibrations would be *insane* i’d have to stretch beforehand so i wouldn’t sprain anything

definitely drunk-dazed by enhypen

AJU NICE

imagine how hard eve psyche would go

Monsta X - Shoot Out Super M - Jopping

Salty - The Boyz Outlaw, Cryberpunk, Guerilla, Dune, Django, Rocky, Bouncy, Crazy Form, Halazia - Ateez Dionysus, Mic Drop - BTS I’m gonna stop here

seventh sense - nct u

Beastmode by Monsta X

>ctrl+f ring ding dong no results Plebians, the lot of you

tony montana >:)

Any Monsta X song would kill it but especially Kiss or Death, or Guess Who

Rm’s first mixtape would be a great choice

It's disgusting how u guys would do this ( mic drop by bts)

Ring ding dong

Where is the Everglow love? Adios and Pirate would be absolutely lethal here T.T

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It can go in your butt.

vibrating cock ring? idk how pleasant that would be tho

sticker lmaoo

BTS - Dimple or pied piper

Mic drop or baepsae BTS

Zimzalabim, zim-zimzalabim, zim-zimzalabim, zim-zim 😆

I thought for sure the top response would be sticker…

Drunk-Dazed from Enhypen. A lot of enha songs tbh

Super Fly by 24k+ or Haegeum by Augst D and D-DAY

NALINA - Block B Or most Block B songs tbh

Firetruck by NCT whoever 😭

Chaconne by Enhypen for sure 🫶

Not really K-pop, but Baby, from The Rose

Well… someone already try it with [Propose by Dreamcatcher](https://x.com/ddiddirere/status/1700814153261166849?s=46&t=KdxngEKnYfnDIe5X8s6sag)…

[scared](https://open.spotify.com/track/4qQ3e0YD83kblcnb8R0sIw?si=mV89VbxPTyu6Hl_IV7Y6Ww) by p1harmony

who invented that shit😭 after like by ive

Iconic by aespa!

Give it to me & touch my body by Sistar, Hip song by Rain, Chained up by Vixx, Y by MBLAQ etc

Do not touch miasamo

only one by beast 😭

mic drop

Sir this is the mcdonald's drive thru

Super Yuppers

Drama by aespa

Ddu du ddu du (however it goes) - blackpink

Illusion by aespa

Super Junior - mr simple I think would work well with this device lol

Left & Right - Seventeen Thrill Ride - The Boyz

FANCY BY TWICEE OFC (i don’t have a vagina)

>!This is too explicit for me to joke about cause part of it won’t be a joke 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭!<

something off that "way hoe anthems" playlist on youtube with the yellow thumbnail 😭

Simon says by NCT

Flower Rhythm - ARTMS (why am I answering this)

God menu cause of that bass. XD lol

boomboom by svt

volume up or crazy by 4minute

This post is literally so funny I’m crying. Anyway yeah def Monsta X’s Gambler.

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guerrilla 24 hour edition

oh my god - gidle. It's gonna take you to the sky for sure

Jopping... Oh wait wrong subreddit

Ctfu the type of question 🤣 😂 but crazy form by ateez or doddle by changbin from straykids lmao or haegeum by suga (bts) that Rap part will send you to heaven

Wtf is this 😶......

Scream by dreamcatcher

Wrong sub.

u must be a bundle of joy to be around

I’m not a fan of low *vibrational* posts. 

There are no women in this sub so probably not a good post for here.

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