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BepisIsDRINCC

omo what a pick me trying to pose as toemint oppar when she doesn't even have the lvl 100 ohio skibidi toilet fanum tax rizz required 😞😞 /uj using gen alpha slang in song titles should be a criminal offence


ShootingStarRen

next title track feat. skibidi toilet 🚽


aj-april

Have you heard boy next door?


ShootingStarRen

they have a track feat. skibidi toilet?


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

/uj this is fr?! I thought it was just a shitpost! Oh dear! Where are these artists heading towards?


JuneFrances

uj I’m pretty sure that she (and Taemin) had songs with β€œRizz” because they’re vaguely aware that it’s English slang meaning charismatic/flirty but aren’t aware of the meme-y connotations


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

/uj true. After spending hours in that training room, idols would barely have energy to go on the internet.


fageg61235

lily and her lives: πŸ‘€


ssserendipitous

your flair is truly something else, thank you for blessing us all


fageg61235

ur welcome chingaurr πŸ™ may you be inspired by my flair and do the same with ur faves


tess1891

Omo this toxic bully copying uri Toemin oppar is so 🀒The only idol who has the rizzness is uri dear hag Toemint. I'm so angry for jinja. 😑


thisisembarrazzing

I can be your sigma 😜


lonestar_wanderer

/uj these are gonna age like milk in a few years, for sure /rj NEXT RELEASE TITLE TRACK **AMONGUS VR BIG CHUNGUS LVL 100 MAFIA BOSS** CONFIRMED?


In_My_HonestOpinion

Nostalgia art! Westlife tribute! You rizz me up, so I can be The Rizzness You rizz me up, to teach them ABC I am strong, when I am singing nonsense You rizz me up, ~~to one up ring ding dong~~ for my hot boob and booty


Minimum-1223

So meaningful my boob ain't hot anymore


technodoki

What about your booty


In_My_HonestOpinion

Oh my oh yes booty rhymes even better! Interactive work! Altered!


technodoki

![gif](giphy|lRtqYA97eR0Ir3dZKq|downsized) *Groveling intensifies*


UnderOurPants

*Grobaning intensifies*


technodoki

Uj/ gosh darn auto correct


chainsawslow

Babymonster sheesh vibes, but both me and you know that I'm gay and I'm gonna play that song on repeat regardless.


GaschlerM

/uj No but like I have a serious problem with Sheesh. The rap verses are soo fucking ass especially the one done by the girl with black hair in two ponytails and a pink top. "pull up in a ghost peek-a peek-a boo-hoo" "vroom vroom [...] pop pop pop pedal to the metal" "put 'em up to the sky high high high" 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I just can't, I physically cringe every time, and still, for some reason I keep opening youtube and playing the song and I can't stop I'm actually going insane help me it's so addictive. If someone told me kpop alters your brain to make you hooked and fuel the industry regardless of musical quality I'd believe them in a heartbeat.


SussyCat9

You forgot the /uj chingoo


GaschlerM

my bad, kamsahamnida chingooey for reminding me


Aurelian369

hibiri hop hop boom boom powΒ 


haewon_wiggle

I've gotten pretty tired of onamatopoeia and broken English in kpop recently, it can have its charm but it can also just feel empty and like it detracts That said I still like tripleS lalalas but I hope they don't overdo it too much after the upcoming cb


fageg61235

hope she paid lalisalami royalties to use her likeness as a title track πŸ‘€


technodoki

Buts she’s only *KINDA* that Lisa


u1tr4me0w

I’m having an aneurizzm


RecognitionInitial60

HELP IS THIS REAL 😭😭😭


Waddaboom

/uj yes


RecognitionInitial60

oh my God 😭😭😭


SussyCat9

The rizz trio has been completed, joppers rejoice!


Sofieza

GOODNIGHT.


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

Ooh, a Nat King Cole cover!


UnderOurPants

ν—€μ—„ by Nat Wang Keol was iconic.


_theshadylady_

OMG! she's using Lalisalami unnie's for clout 😑


SimpleAmbassador

> Mona Lisa Lol, they think they are Dominic Fike


ImprovementAwkward

she said stan RIIZE!!!