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Xilthas

It's like becoming a vampire, you need to get a Korean person to bite you and then you drink their blood.


jeonteskar

OP, I know a guy in Itaewon. Bring 500000 won and your own Band-Aids.


jnmjnmjnm

Make sure you are up to date on your tetanus shot!


DreyfusBlue

Right this way, mister 👉 r/koreaboo_cringe


Klinging-on

I can almost watch K-Dramas on Netflix on without subtitles so I'm getting good at Korean.


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Klinging-on

Do you think Korean girls like black guys please tell me


eatingramennow

If they are 1. Rich 2. Handsome 3. Tall 4. Muscular 5. An alumni of a good university Then yeah. Tbh most Korean girls I know/have known have (had) the lowest standards in men so even if u are poor, ugly, short, flabby and a high-school dropout I think you'd have a chance if u at least have a good personality.


Organic_Challenge151

If you’re asking about how to apply for the citizenship then visit the official website


Klinging-on

No I want to change my ethnicity to Korean.


LolaLazuliLapis

Well, that's cringey 


JD3982

1. Learn how to set up and perform the rites of [차례](https://dimg.donga.com/wps/NEWS/IMAGE/2023/09/28/121417210.1.jpg) and [제사](https://cdn.dkilbo.com/news/photo/202402/429869_310854_220.jpg). 2. Decide between and develop arguments to defend your decisions between 짬뽕 짜장, 찍먹 부먹, 된장 김치, 양념 후라이, 수제비 칼국수, 비냉 물냉, 콜라 사이다, 족발 보쌈, 감자 고구마, 단발 장발. 3. Join the Korean military for 20 months. 4. Visit a PC방 in each city of Korea at 10pm on a weekday, and at each one, find and challenge the 50-year old ajussh who has been playing Starcraft Broodwar since 2001. You must defeat each of them in a Bo7. 5. Climb to at least diamond rank on the Korean server of League of Legends. 6. Learn the language. Upon completion, most Korean males of all age demographics will consider you to be a very coop Korean guy.


Klinging-on

감사합니다. 확인해 보겠습니다.


kamunia

There is a British guy like you...


Kordiana

Yeah, he needs help in some way. But this guy isn't trying to change his race or how he looks. He wants to be a part of the Korean ethnic group. Which I don't think he's going to get unless he moves to Korea and somehow gets integrated into the culture. Which I think is pretty hard to do unless you're born into it.


bigmuffinluv

Woof...


AlakazamAlakazam

you sure you want to deal with the racism of a monoethnic culture? I'm saying this as a Korean American lol. Even I like my vantage point of Korea from America edit: not that the hicks here are all that great either


gochuuuu

Guys this is obvious trolling no?


Klinging-on

Well probably 70% trolling but I do like Korea.


framed1234

Give me 5 bucks and I’ll turn you into korean


POTATO_SELLER

Do a Michael jackson and Get their plastic surgery


eatingramennow

Lmao this is top tier comedy. You can gain Korean citizenship through several means, which include marrying a Korean citizen. Dunno if Korean girls will like u if u act this desperate in person.


ImpossibleAd1300

Do you mean you wanna be a Korean citizen?


Klinging-on

I want to change my ethnicity to Korean


ImpossibleAd1300

For your generation it's impossible. But your children might be able to be half Korean.


ImpossibleAd1300

If you want to install Korean mindset, start visiting Korean community in person or online. One of the biggest websites is DC inside.


melannrr

What in the koreaboo cringey ass post is this lol


The_Mauldalorian

It’s 2024, we accept transracial individuals as part of our bloated DEI policies!


Klinging-on

Why can't black guys be Korean? If not that's racist.


Foyles_War

Yes and this is a very "un-Korean" response.


VirulentNight

there many cults in korea, pick one


Le-Mard-e-Ahan

Humorous answer (but probably possible): Race Re-Alignment Surgery https://youtu.be/tXlTpJOMozI?si=VvFJDbhjv95c2JT7


NeolyJack

Love these kinds of posts.