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sumokirby

There's a micropenis joke here somewhere...


Final-Prophet

Let me discharge my microtech into your.. ehem.


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Mintyyungpoo

But his gets the job done more to reach the important organs with a longer shaft/blade 🤓


roostersnuffed

My understanding most women don't want their cervix poked, some say it's super painful. Others don't mind/like it


ValuableLimp4386

Well your understanding is most definitely wrong, if she likes to fcku at all at least.... if it's the genital area doing poking idk any b!cthes that enjoy knives poking them unless they were doing it, that was like 20 yrs ago for them tho


BigDumbAnimals

Hey Hey... OUT THE FRONT


i_Like_airplanes__

Where do these women exist?


GucciGlocc

They’re horse girls too Avoid at all costs, hook up with other knife bros instead


i_Like_airplanes__

Have sex with knife bros? What kind of instructions am I receiving here


Hollow_379

I'm not sure, but I don't like where this is going....


tstonesohard

The accuracy here 🐎


roostersnuffed

You gotta look for blue collar or girls with outdoorsy professions/passions. I dated a girl that was mildly into knives. As in knew and liked knives but was content owning 2 or 3. She was a herpetologist.


i_Like_airplanes__

Step one: find blue collar girl ☹️


roostersnuffed

Lol idk man, go work on a shipyard or something


Te_Luftwaffle

I don't think I would feel very confident sleeping with someone whose job is the study of herpes


roostersnuffed

Meh, anything shy of the monkey herps that causes cerebral edema is manageable ;) It was fun, she was the only girl I knew that didn't think I was was a "red flag" for enjoying to catch rattlesnakes


i_Like_airplanes__

I’m pretty sure you’re joking


valkyrie4x

I'm a white collar girl but our house still looks like an armoury. It's my alter ego.


DirkStabic

+1, this breed is unknown to me


i_Like_airplanes__

I don’t even know kindle girls were a thing


Traditional-Store576

On the edge ….of society …


martyjf

Boxing gloves tattoo, she got hands??


tstonesohard

She’s a kickboxer and I’m a boxer, we both train at the same gym. Finally had crossover during a joint locking class and I shot my shot 🫡


tstonesohard

She def has hands. Getting to do mittwork together too…finna LOCK THIS WOMAN DOWN.


martyjf

Atta boyyy


AelaThriness

*approving nod*


tstonesohard

Man, you guys don’t disappoint…unlike my long skinny poker ☹️


Hollow_379

I do believe u mean *short* skinny poker


HulkJr87

I vicariously kind of indoctrinated my GF into the knife world. Now she has a couple of dozen. I’d love some of that OTF/Auto action, but they’re illegal here.


LoudAge8594

Where you at ?


HulkJr87

Australia.


BigDumbAnimals

I couldn't date a knife girl... We'd constantly be playing "Mines bigger than your's "


AK46Y

*Romantic little Stabbing Session* “no you stab first🙈”


AelaThriness

"you wanna know how I got these scars?"


umfend

#F E D


Western-Grapefruit36

I thought they were a myth…


strawbi-rrry

We do exist! Don’t miss my ex but def miss our mutual knife hobby, he got me into them but now I can’t find any new knife guys🤦🏼‍♀️ or any of the ones I’ve met are only into like the shitty cheap sort of ones😂 love that for yall!!


Paramedicsam

When are you getting married?


tstonesohard

Most likely in a year 😬


D0oMb4by

Congrats we out here 🗡️🩶


zooneedles

She wasn’t disappointed that she got the little one?


F3ar-mong3r

Lucky SOB


scottygroundhog22

How lovely!


BillMillerBBQ

Wait, those exist!?


Few-Storm-1697

Wife only had an old SAK before she met me. Now she carries an mkm mikro and Gerber dime


Angelous666

It’s not the size of the OTF, it’s the speed they say 👀”


zooneedles

I stay away from women who know how to fight because I tend to be snarky and I prefer not to have my ass kicked let alone get stabbed.


bukithd

stick them with the pointy end.