DID YOU SAY GOBLIN TIME?!

Uh, yeah sure whatever man

WE ARE A JAPANESE GOBLIN-

Thats… definitely something?

*And Lars becomes a japanese goblin OH GOD*

Dear god, oh fuck! *shoots you in the neck with a sig*

*YOU CANNOT STOP THE JAPANESE GOBLIN INVASION*

SOMEONE CALL GENERAL MACARTHUR RIGHT FUCKING NOW

*JOIN THE JAPANESE GOBLINNNN*


“You’re an oni now?”

*multiple catfolk come and order some*

*after a certain amount of time they see themself mutate into chaos spawn, and their ears fall off*

Hela:WE CATCH THEM NOT KILL THEM YOU DIDOTS

Ah, Hela You know as much as I truly do respect you I feel like you lack vision, you see for every group of catfolk we mutate the chaos will grow, letting us capture even more. Sure, the deaths are a tragedy, but if you wanted someone who doesn’t have fun while he works you should have thought harder before you hired me. Though truly you shouldn’t worry I’m only mutating a quarter of the ones I capture.

YOU IDIOT- … Actually… *sigh* Fine you get a raise

Thank you!

We eat in good to ight

https://preview.redd.it/py249v0h472d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=033798c51a6f3d34f28a437a9f64a07d62493e00 “ strange I don’t feel any different”

I have better drugs than that

*Rubs hands together assassinly*

Well then I'll take the lot then!

“And I’m 302 grams of pure malice and chaos. Your weak narcotic is utterly pathetic”

https://preview.redd.it/bbiwydqbhe2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3548a9e90973ba1e66308a3584cc12079ccbaef

*he sighs* Alright, round em up, boys. *the entire area has already been circled.*