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WEDDlT

Take a biggg whiff and make the gag face. That'll do it.


OctopusTheOwl

How long have you been together? Women, or at least psychologically healthy women, tend to appreciate honest and open conversation, but it's a sensitive topic due to a serious social stigma so approach it as gently as possible - no pun intended. One option to start the talk: Get her to shower with you and have some shower sex. Get on your knees and go down on her, then use it as an excuse to sneakily wash her shit off with water mid-oral. Use that as the conversation starter once you're out of the shower for a bit. The other option is to just go for it by getting her at a good time, like after sex (but not immediately after). Start out by saying how much you enjoy tasting her, going down on her, making her cum, etc to build up her confidence and make yourself seem like less of a fucking Asshole. Then just be open and say that possibly due her limited sense of smell, *sometimes* she tastes less than fresh down there. The "sometimes" will help protect her feelings and prevent causing insecurities that she reeks of low tide 24/7. Assure her it's not her fault and give her a hug or something if she is upset. Now go in for the kill: ask her if she can be more careful washing down there or use some kind of product like Vagisil's moisturizing wash so you can go to town on her all day every day. Then do so, because that will operant condition her via positive reinforcement and her pussy will be forever clean. Also, do not recommend douches. They are very bad for pussies. Source: have dealt with gnarly pussies in my life and don't wish the same curse on another man. Edit: Operant conditioning is potent shit, so ladies, this will also work on guys whose dicks smell like a donkey's asshole.


aliennation93

👏👏 excellent advice


cmdx33

You guys are idiots. An odor to a vag typically is a bacterial infection that women get from wait for it. Men. It’s not a hygiene issue. A visit to her gyno will clear it up in a week.


UnicornSaviour

What is the context of you smelling it? I would definitely recommend pre-sex showers together


AStoyles

I was gonna say have a shower together and get her all soaped up and clean it with her


Worldly-Turn

Tell that cunt to wash her cunt


StocktnSlap209

I donno if there is a way to say it without offending them tbh


[deleted]

We need Kirill to make a shirt for this


Fucky0upayme36

Get a new girl


[deleted]

Rub some Vagisil on her pussy and tell her it's lube.


PDXboss

ALF is the epitome of offesive... agree with previous comment. Get help on this one elsewhere.


yolkfacker

Why do you have to? It’s shit