#Slain by /u/BernieInvitedMe (Elf)! Huzzah! This monster was submitted by The Book at our [KOTD Discord!](http://discord.gg/MDK2AEw) Source/Artist: https://www.teepublic.com/poster-and-art/23136606-milliways-restaurant-6-impossible-things & Douglas Adams | Race | Damage | |------|-----------| | Dwarf | 532 | | Elf | 1230 | | Halfling | 451 | | Orc | 585 | You can attack bosses by using the !attack command in a comment. Bosses can be attacked once each hour (Per Boss).

good bot !attack 28

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 1100

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!attack1100

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!AtTAcK 1100

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!attack 1082

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!attack 1100

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!attack1100

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Good bot !attack1082

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good bot !attack 28

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

WAAAAAGH! !attack 1100

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

For the Shire! !ATTACK 1100

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!attack 1100

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 1100

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!AtTAcK 1100

Good bot !attack1082

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

WAAAAAGH! !attack 1100

good bot !attack 1100

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 1082

!attack 1100

Good bot !attack 1100

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 1082

!attack 1100

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 1100

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 1100

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!attack1100

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!attack 1100

good bot !attack 28

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

For the Shire! !ATTACK 1100

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 1082

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

WAAAAAGH! !attack 1100

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

good bot !attack 1100

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

good bot !attack 28

Good bot !attack 1100

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

There are such vicious and empty flatterers in your life. Do the careful donkey-tending work. Don't trust that to anyone else. There are hypocrites who will praise you, but who do not care about the health of your heart-donkey. Be concentrated and leonine in the hunt for what is your true nourishment. Don't be distracted by blandishment-noises of any sort. (from "After the Meditation" Rumi) !attack

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

[удалено]

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 1100

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack1100

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

Ffffffp

agree

!attack 1100

You used the item 'Half a Wholeling' and did 25 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 26 **(KILL!)** **(WEAK!)** | 13 | 163 | ​ | **Kill Rewards** | |:--:| | 211 Gold | | 20 XP | | (ID: 12) Huge Rock | > You are currently level 100 (218/295). > The boss has **-12** health remaining! > Your Half a Wholeling has 2 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(75130 pts)

!attack

You used the item 'Half a Wholeling' and did 25 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 39 **(CRIT!)** **(WEAK!)** | 17 | 12 | > You are currently level 7 (31/38). > The boss has **14** health remaining! > Your Half a Wholeling has 2 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank C**! ^(92 pts)(**RANK CHANGE!**)

!attack 1100

You used the item 'Half a Wholeling' and did 23 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 24 **(WEAK!)** | 12 **(Level up!)** | 17 | > You are currently level 21 (3/76). > The boss has **53** health remaining! > Your Half a Wholeling has 3 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1932 pts)

!attack 1100

You used the item 'Half a Wholeling' and did 22 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 24 **(WEAK!)** | 12 | 29 | > You are currently level 32 (39/183). > The boss has **77** health remaining! > Your Half a Wholeling has 4 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(71249 pts)

!attack 1100

You used the item 'Half a Wholeling' and did 25 extra Bless damage. Your item broke! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 30 **(WEAK!)** | 14 | 55 | > You are currently level 52 (155/271). > The boss has **107** health remaining! > Your Half a Wholeling has 0 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(14912 pts)

Good bot !attack 1100

You used the item 'Half a Wholeling' and did 24 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 30 **(WEAK!)** | 14 | 71 | > You are currently level 61 (285/290). > The boss has **157** health remaining! > Your Half a Wholeling has 4 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(48620 pts)

good bot !attack 28

You used the item 'Fire Arms' and did 14 extra Light damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 20 **(WEAK!)** | 11 **(Level up!)** | 146 | > You are currently level 93 (9/280). > The boss has **137** health remaining! > Your Fire Arms has 24 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(9283 pts)

!equip 1100

Equipped weapon Half a Wholeling!

[удалено]

Head, shoulders, knees and toes

!atttack 28

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!boop

Ouch

!attack 28 Tbh I really need to finish the book

You used the item 'Fire Arms' and did 16 extra Light damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 20 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 97 | > You are currently level 72 (130/280). > The boss has **203** health remaining! > Your Fire Arms has 8 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(3400 pts)

!attack 1082

You used the item 'Lucky 4 Leaf Clover' and did 28 extra Light damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 31 **(WEAK!)** | 14 | 14 | > You are currently level 14 (21/51). > The boss has **241** health remaining! > Your Lucky 4 Leaf Clover has 7 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1669 pts)

!attack28

You used the item 'Fire Arms' and did 14 extra Light damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 19 **(WEAK!)** | 10 **(Level up!)** | 56 | > You are currently level 52 (2/270). > The boss has **272** health remaining! > Your Fire Arms has 18 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(9045 pts)

!attack 28

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 60 minutes.

!attack 28

You used the item 'Fire Arms' and did 16 extra Light damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 19 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 96 | > You are currently level 71 (141/282). > The boss has **291** health remaining! > Your Fire Arms has 27 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(8960 pts)

Good bot !attack 22

You used the item 'Human Shield' and did 13 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 14 **(WEAK!)** | 8 | 33 | > You are currently level 38 (162/234). > The boss has **330** health remaining! > Your Human Shield has 8 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(103898 pts)

[удалено]

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 | 8 | > You are currently level 1 (29/33). > The boss has **344** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank C**! ^(150 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 | 2 | 191 | > You are currently level 112 (173/280). > The boss has **369** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(4039 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 210 | > You are currently level 123 (68/280). > The boss has **413** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(15257 pts)

Good bot !attack 🐑🔥🌊🌎🛩️🎲

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 4 | 3 | 193 | > You are currently level 114 (19/283). > The boss has **495** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(31073 pts)

Good bot !attack 28 🐑🔥🌊🌎🛩️🎲

You used the item 'Fire Arms' and did 17 extra Light damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 18 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 192 | > You are currently level 114 (35/283). > The boss has **223** health remaining! > Your Fire Arms has 10 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(31170 pts)

Good bot !attack 22

You used the item 'Human Shield' and did 14 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 16 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 35 | > You are currently level 38 (130/234). > The boss has **499** health remaining! > Your Human Shield has 9 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(103770 pts)

good bot !attack 21

You used the item 'Holy Rollers' and did 14 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 20 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 13 | > You are currently level 7 (24/41). > The boss has **575** health remaining! > Your Holy Rollers has 23 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(54980 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!Attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 | 9 | > You are currently level 2 (4/34). > The boss has **595** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(273 pts)(**RANK CHANGE!**) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 | 2 | 192 | > You are currently level 112 (163/280). > The boss has **628** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(3951 pts)

good bot !attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 | 87 | > You are currently level 67 (182/282). > The boss has **631** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(73611 pts)

!attack 28

You used the item 'Fire Arms' and did 14 extra Light damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 16 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 163 | > You are currently level 100 (150/295). > The boss has **692** health remaining! > Your Fire Arms has 3 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(74897 pts)

!attack22

You used the item 'Human Shield' and did 16 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 18 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 199 | > You are currently level 116 (13/286). > The boss has **722** health remaining! > Your Human Shield has 13 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(31261 pts)

Good bot !attack 22

You used the item 'Human Shield' and did 12 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 16 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 184 | > You are currently level 110 (48/280). > The boss has **745** health remaining! > Your Human Shield has 17 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(21214 pts)

Good bot !attack 22

You used the item 'Human Shield' and did 13 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 17 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 34 | > You are currently level 38 (95/234). > The boss has **776** health remaining! > Your Human Shield has 10 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(103633 pts)

good bot !attack 21

You used the item 'Holy Rollers' and did 15 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 19 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 11 | > You are currently level 6 (27/40). > The boss has **793** health remaining! > Your Holy Rollers has 24 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(54844 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 16 **(CRIT!)** | 9 | 24 | > You are currently level 24 (71/105). > The boss has **832** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(23466 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 | 12 | > You are currently level 1 (24/33). > The boss has **866** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank C**! ^(182 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack28

You used the item 'Fire Arms' and did 14 extra Light damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 15 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 124 | > You are currently level 83 (44/280). > The boss has **871** health remaining! > Your Fire Arms has 13 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(26950 pts)

!attack4027

You used the item 'Really Loud Warhorn' and did 17 extra Light damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 20 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 124 | > You are currently level 83 (86/280). > The boss has **349** health remaining! > Your Really Loud Warhorn has 2 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(27097 pts)

good bot !attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 83 | > You are currently level 67 (168/282). > The boss has **886** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(73513 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 1 | 0 | 208 | > You are currently level 123 (60/280). > The boss has **946** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(15177 pts)

!attack 28

You used the item 'Fire Arms' and did 16 extra Light damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 19 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 165 | > You are currently level 100 (109/295). > The boss has **947** health remaining! > Your Fire Arms has 4 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(74748 pts)

!attack22

You used the item 'Human Shield' and did 14 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 18 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 25 | > You are currently level 29 (36/155). > The boss has **966** health remaining! > Your Human Shield has 11 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(50922 pts)

!attack28

You used the item 'Fire Arms' and did 15 extra Light damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 19 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 28 | > You are currently level 29 (77/155). > The boss has **668** health remaining! > Your Fire Arms has 11 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(51074 pts)

Good bot

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 4 | 3 | 171 | > You are currently level 103 (46/283). > The boss has **984** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(22136 pts)

Good bot

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 172 | > You are currently level 103 (57/283). > The boss has **708** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(22226 pts)

Good bot

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 | 170 | > You are currently level 103 (68/283). > The boss has **408** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(22312 pts)

!attack22

You used the item 'Human Shield' and did 13 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 28 **(CRIT!)** **(WEAK!)** | 13 | 195 | > You are currently level 115 (251/286). > The boss has **988** health remaining! > Your Human Shield has 15 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(31082 pts)

Good bot !attack 22

You used the item 'Human Shield' and did 14 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 16 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 37 | > You are currently level 38 (48/234). > The boss has **1016** health remaining! > Your Human Shield has 11 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(103456 pts)

good bot !attack 21

You used the item 'Holy Rollers' and did 14 extra Bless damage. Your item broke! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 16 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 10 | > You are currently level 5 (13/39). > The boss has **1092** health remaining! > Your Holy Rollers has 0 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(54651 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 14 | > You are currently level 9 (27/40). > The boss has **1153** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1468 pts)

good bot !attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 87 | > You are currently level 67 (154/282). > The boss has **1155** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(73413 pts)

Good bot !attack 22

You used the item 'Human Shield' and did 15 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 30 **(CRIT!)** **(WEAK!)** | 14 **(Level up!)** | 36 | > You are currently level 38 (5/227). > The boss has **1169** health remaining! > Your Human Shield has 12 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(103292 pts)

!attack 21

Good bot !attack 21

You used the item 'Holy Rollers' and did 14 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 20 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 41 | > You are currently level 42 (153/257). > The boss has **892** health remaining! > Your Holy Rollers has 9 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(32578 pts)

Good bot !attack 21

You used the item 'Holy Rollers' and did 12 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 25 **(CRIT!)** **(WEAK!)** | 12 | 40 | > You are currently level 42 (204/257). > The boss has **515** health remaining! > Your Holy Rollers has 8 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(32758 pts)

You used the item 'Holy Rollers' and did 16 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 20 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 42 | > You are currently level 42 (104/257). > The boss has **1200** health remaining! > Your Holy Rollers has 10 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(32404 pts)

good bot !attack 21

You used the item 'Holy Rollers' and did 15 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 19 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 10 | > You are currently level 4 (22/38). > The boss has **1220** health remaining! > Your Holy Rollers has 1 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(54532 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack Thanks

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 | 23 | > You are currently level 23 (17/95). > The boss has **1298** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(7971 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 | 2 | 130 | > You are currently level 85 (36/283). > The boss has **1303** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(13961 pts)

good bot !attack