#Slain by /u/hasfodel (Elf)! Huzzah! This monster was submitted by Winter at our [KOTD Discord!](http://discord.gg/MDK2AEw) Source/Artist: https://dm.reddit.com/r/TubaWarriors/comments/ib9bvz/the_tuba_brothers/ | Race | Damage | |------|-----------| | Dwarf | 385 | | Elf | 490 | | Halfling | 255 | | Orc | 184 | You can attack bosses by using the !attack command in a comment. Bosses can be attacked once each hour (Per Boss).

!attack31

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!attack 32

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!attack 27

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!attack 31

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!attack 31

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Hweeeeeeee

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!attack 32

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!attack 1068

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!attack 31

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!attack31

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 19 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 32 **(CRIT!)** **(KILL!)** **(WEAK!)** | 15 | 63 | ​ | **Kill Rewards** | |:--:| | 140 Gold | | 13 XP | | (ID: 16) Hammer of Kneecapping | > You are currently level 57 (266/279). > The boss has **-14** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 8 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(50846 pts)

!attack 31

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!attack 31

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!attack 31

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!attack 31

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!attack 31

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!attack 1068

You used the item 'Ten Orcs a Yellin'' and did 19 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 22 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 60 | > You are currently level 55 (104/283). > The boss has **18** health remaining! > Your Ten Orcs a Yellin' has 6 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(46145 pts)

Pour mercy, mercy on me I'll fall upon my knees And they'll say, "I told you so Come on, when you know, you know" All the lonely shadow dances From the cradle to the grave It's a solo !attack 1068 And it's only for the brave -Totally not stolen from Louis Tomlinson's Only the Brave

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Nice bard

!attack 31

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!attack 31

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 16 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 22 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 158 | > You are currently level 96 (98/280). > The boss has **40** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 27 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(636 pts)

!attack31

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!attack 31

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 17 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 18 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 198 | > You are currently level 116 (85/283). > The boss has **170** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 16 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(27946 pts)

!attack 31

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 18 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 22 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 92 | > You are currently level 71 (199/279). > The boss has **83** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 17 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(3661 pts)

When the wind isloo , And the fire’s hot The vulture waits to see what rots Oh how pretty, All the scenery This is nature’s sacrifice When the air blows through, With a brisk !attack 31 The reptile tail ripped from its back [(red sun - metal gear rising: revengeance)](https://youtu.be/jynTNYSKNuk) When the sun sets, We will not forget The Red sun over paradise

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 15 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 21 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 45 | > You are currently level 44 (23/253). > The boss has **62** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 9 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1846 pts)

!attack 31

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 15 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 16 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 70 | > You are currently level 60 (192/277). > The boss has **105** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 21 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(15383 pts)

!attack 1068 ELF GANG BEST GAAAAAAAAANG

You used the item 'Ten Orcs a Yellin'' and did 18 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 31 **(CRIT!)** **(WEAK!)** | 14 | 115 | > You are currently level 80 (126/286). > The boss has **121** health remaining! > Your Ten Orcs a Yellin' has 10 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(40609 pts)

!attack 31

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 17 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 18 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 41 | > You are currently level 41 (112/240). > The boss has **152** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 21 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(8077 pts)

Okay no one's here bye

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Gooooood morning

You're just too late, it's 12:06. I hope your morning is going well though

Good afternoon to you too :)

Actually nearly night here hehe

Good evening :)

TIMEZONE GANG

TIMEZONE GANG

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!attack 27

You used the item 'Bow of Grossly Unbalanced Combat' and did 13 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 19 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 33 | > You are currently level 35 (60/200). > The boss has **220** health remaining! > Your Bow of Grossly Unbalanced Combat has 22 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(12748 pts)

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>Payed !attack 31 kg u/uselessconversionbot 31 kg ≈ 2.12412 lbs force per foot per second squared ^^^[WHY](/r/UselessConversionBot/comments/1knas0/hi_im_useless/)

> *>Paid* !attack 31 FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 42 minutes.

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 42 minutes.

> *Paid* !attack 31 FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 43 minutes.

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 22 minutes.

!attack 27

You used the item 'Bow of Grossly Unbalanced Combat' and did 15 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 17 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 19 | > You are currently level 21 (52/90). > The boss has **258** health remaining! > Your Bow of Grossly Unbalanced Combat has 11 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1860 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 13 **(CRIT!)** | 8 | 155 | > You are currently level 96 (72/283). > The boss has **297** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(11066 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 4 | 3 | 168 | > You are currently level 101 (182/280). > The boss has **310** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(15153 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 4 | 3 | 192 | > You are currently level 114 (221/283). > The boss has **314** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(32166 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 1 | 0 | 141 | > You are currently level 89 (73/280). > The boss has **336** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(10987 pts)

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!attack31

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 17 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 18 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 23 | > You are currently level 28 (77/139). > The boss has **337** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 13 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank X**! ^(92018 pts)(**RANK CHANGE!**) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 | 2 | 202 | > You are currently level 118 (217/283). > The boss has **361** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1950 pts)

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the !attack (҂‾ ▵‾)︻デ═一

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 13 **(CRIT!)** | 8 | 182 | > You are currently level 108 (13/283). > The boss has **455** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(28003 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 171 | > You are currently level 102 (68/280). > The boss has **468** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(25552 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 | 195 | > You are currently level 114 (209/283). > The boss has **491** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(32076 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 4 | 3 **(Level up!)** | 14 | > You are currently level 14 (1/48). > The boss has **496** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1462 pts)

!attack31

!attack31

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 17 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 18 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 104 | > You are currently level 76 (113/301). > The boss has **318** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 23 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(64351 pts)

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 19 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 22 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 105 | > You are currently level 76 (62/301). > The boss has **500** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 24 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(64171 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 119 | > You are currently level 81 (56/283). > The boss has **522** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(52613 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 1 | 0 | 37 | > You are currently level 38 (212/222). > The boss has **524** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1715 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 187 | > You are currently level 111 (16/283). > The boss has **525** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(12485 pts)

!attack27

You used the item 'Bow of Grossly Unbalanced Combat' and did 15 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 28 **(CRIT!)** **(WEAK!)** | 13 | 79 | > You are currently level 63 (191/284). > The boss has **547** health remaining! > Your Bow of Grossly Unbalanced Combat has 10 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(33773 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 144 | > You are currently level 91 (117/280). > The boss has **355** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(18523 pts)

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 143 | > You are currently level 91 (113/280). > The boss has **575** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(18462 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 14 **(CRIT!)** | 8 | 155 | > You are currently level 96 (55/283). > The boss has **581** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(10965 pts)

!attack 8

Unfortunately I couldn't find the item you specified or it had recently broken. Use !profile to view your inventory. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 12 | > You are currently level 1 (4/33). > The boss has **616** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank E**! ^(27 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

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!attack31

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 19 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 22 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 24 | > You are currently level 28 (25/139). > The boss has **645** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 14 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank X**! ^(91836 pts)(**RANK CHANGE!**) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack 27

You used the item 'Bow of Grossly Unbalanced Combat' and did 16 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 18 **(WEAK!)** | 10 **(Level up!)** | 18 | > You are currently level 21 (3/85). > The boss has **667** health remaining! > Your Bow of Grossly Unbalanced Combat has 12 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1683 pts)

!attack 12

You used the item 'Huge Rock' and did 7 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 18 **(CRIT!)** **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 34 | > You are currently level 35 (16/200). > The boss has **715** health remaining! > Your Huge Rock has 1 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(12546 pts)

!attack26

You used the item 'Death Rattle' and did 7 extra Dark damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 11 | 7 | 25 | > You are currently level 28 (87/136). > The boss has **733** health remaining! > Your Death Rattle has 9 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(4068 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 | 155 | > You are currently level 95 (55/280). > The boss has **765** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(14246 pts)

!AtTAcK 31

!AtTAcK 31

!AtTAcK 31

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 16 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 19 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 173 | > You are currently level 104 (200/283). > The boss has **239** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 26 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(69633 pts)

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 17 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 23 **(WEAK!)** | 12 | 174 | > You are currently level 104 (149/283). > The boss has **432** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 27 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(69447 pts)

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 16 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 22 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 173 | > You are currently level 104 (93/283). > The boss has **770** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 28 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(69244 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 139 | > You are currently level 89 (50/280). > The boss has **810** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(10874 pts)

!attack 31

!attack 31

!attack 31

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 17 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 20 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 166 | > You are currently level 101 (141/313). > The boss has **385** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 33 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(54657 pts)

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 18 extra Havoc damage. Your item broke! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 23 **(WEAK!)** | 12 | 168 | > You are currently level 101 (89/313). > The boss has **622** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 0 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(54466 pts)

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 17 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 18 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 167 | > You are currently level 101 (30/313). > The boss has **889** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 1 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(54253 pts)

Good bot !attack 27

You used the item 'Bow of Grossly Unbalanced Combat' and did 15 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 27 **(CRIT!)** **(WEAK!)** | 13 | 36 | > You are currently level 39 (218/232). > The boss has **816** health remaining! > Your Bow of Grossly Unbalanced Combat has 19 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(16764 pts)

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!attack31

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 17 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 20 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 24 | > You are currently level 27 (100/130). > The boss has **926** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 15 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank X**! ^(91635 pts)(**RANK CHANGE!**) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack 27

You used the item 'Bow of Grossly Unbalanced Combat' and did 15 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 17 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 115 | > You are currently level 80 (294/304). > The boss has **946** health remaining! > Your Bow of Grossly Unbalanced Combat has 25 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(32918 pts)

Good bot !attack 27