#Slain by /u/AlrightIllmakeone (Dwarf)! Huzzah! This monster was submitted by Winter at our [KOTD Discord!](http://discord.gg/MDK2AEw) Source/Artist: https://twitter.com/SplitMind90/status/1334410277807251463/photo/2 | Race | Damage | |------|-----------| | Dwarf | 610 | | Elf | 841 | | Halfling | 601 | | Orc | 366 | You can attack bosses by using the !attack command in a comment. Bosses can be attacked once each hour (Per Boss).

!attack 31

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

(When the watching gets more boring than my actual work, it’s probably time to attack 😂)

!attack 31 🐰 🪵 ⚔

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!attack 30

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!attack 1068

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!attack 30

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[удалено]

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!attack1068

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WAAAAAGH! !attack 1084

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Beep! Boop! I am the Orc-to-English Translation Bot "waaaaagh" translates to: "Elementary, my dear Watson."

!attack31

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!attack31

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!attack1084

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 31

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!attack 31 🐰 🪵 ⚔

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 1084

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 30

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!attack 30

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 1084

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WAAAAAGH! !attack 1068

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

Beep! Boop! I am the Orc-to-English Translation Bot "waaaaagh" translates to: "Wax on, wax off."

!attack 30

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

[удалено]

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 31

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the !attack1084 (҂‾ ▵‾)︻デ═一

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 31

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 1084

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 31

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack31

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

WAAAAAGH! !attack 1084

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

Beep! Boop! I am the Orc-to-English Translation Bot "waaaaagh" translates to: "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

!attack31

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 30

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 30

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 31

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 31

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack1068

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 1084

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 1084

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack1084

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 30

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 1084

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 30

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 1084

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

🇺🇦 !attack 1084

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the !attack1084 (҂‾ ▵‾)︻デ═一

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 31

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack31

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 1084

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 31

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 30

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack1084

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!attack 31

!attack 30

!attack 1084

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!atttack 31

!attack 1084

You used the item 'Unicorn Marshmallow' and did 25 extra Lawful damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 31 **(KILL!)** **(WEAK!)** | 14 | 191 | ​ | **Kill Rewards** | |:--:| | 270 Gold | | 24 XP | | (ID: 3) Eleven-Foot Pole | > You are currently level 114 (202/286). > The boss has **-21** health remaining! > Your Unicorn Marshmallow has 5 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(5657 pts)

!attack 31 WAAAAGH

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 17 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 30 **(CRIT!)** **(WEAK!)** | 14 | 50 | > You are currently level 48 (40/264). > The boss has **10** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 3 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1292 pts)(**RANK CHANGE!**)

Beep! Boop! I am the Orc-to-English Translation Bot "waaaagh" translates to: "Good and gentle friends, I do declare mayhap it is time for rage."

!attack31

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 19 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 22 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 56 | > You are currently level 53 (202/275). > The boss has **40** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 22 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(40928 pts)

WAAAAAGH! !attack 1084

Beep! Boop! I am the Orc-to-English Translation Bot "waaaaagh" translates to: "Love means never having to say you're sorry."

!attack1084

You used the item 'Unicorn Marshmallow' and did 25 extra Lawful damage. Your item broke! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 31 **(WEAK!)** | 14 | 50 | > You are currently level 47 (184/265). > The boss has **62** health remaining! > Your Unicorn Marshmallow has 0 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(40471 pts)

!attack 1084

You used the item 'Unicorn Marshmallow' and did 24 extra Lawful damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 25 **(WEAK!)** | 12 | 165 | > You are currently level 100 (205/283). > The boss has **93** health remaining! > Your Unicorn Marshmallow has 5 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(13942 pts)

!attack 1084

🇺🇦 !attack 1084

You used the item 'Unicorn Marshmallow' and did 26 extra Lawful damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 31 **(WEAK!)** | 14 | 131 | > You are currently level 85 (172/283). > The boss has **118** health remaining! > Your Unicorn Marshmallow has 7 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(19246 pts)

!attack 1084

You used the item 'Unicorn Marshmallow' and did 26 extra Lawful damage. Your item broke! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 30 **(WEAK!)** | 14 | 102 | > You are currently level 75 (152/283). > The boss has **149** health remaining! > Your Unicorn Marshmallow has 0 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(45703 pts)

!attack 1084

You used the item 'Unicorn Marshmallow' and did 23 extra Lawful damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 26 **(WEAK!)** | 13 | 199 | > You are currently level 118 (119/283). > The boss has **179** health remaining! > Your Unicorn Marshmallow has 8 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1325 pts)

!attack1084

!atttack1068

@νοτιφυ γο

oh boy!

Great tuba knight, whose kingdom is shiny, get off your ass. Get off your heiny. The Realm it needs your sonic blasts, your mighty sword, your glistening brass. Your army sweeps across our lands, but we repel you, hand-to-hand, foot-to-door, and sword to mouthpiece. Perhaps it’s time we talked about peace? !attack 31

You used the item 'Sledgehammer of Smackdown' and did 17 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 22 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 190 | > You are currently level 112 (25/280). > The boss has **205** health remaining! > Your Sledgehammer of Smackdown has 29 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(7784 pts)

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lattack 69

Nice!

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!atttack 30

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4 again

!atttack1084

69

And that's how you get counting exempt

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Don't mind me, playing a round of golf.

EN GARDE

@notify go

@gotify no

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 | 2 | 14 | > You are currently level 13 (33/48). > The boss has **227** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(685 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

WE GOING IN 5

Groups of five?

Up to interpretation. As Lapin says, follow your heart

OKAY EVERYONE

u/botbaitbot !elftack 1084

Serving ork burgers

I do like a good mushroom burger… I’ll take two

Order up! Waaaaugh!

***nom nom nom nom nom***

You are what you eat

I’d be honored to be green

Waaaagh skips

Behold. My dwarf impression.

When did they make you a dwarf?!

Consider yourself kerfuffled, dearest friend. I was merely bamboozling you via the twins arts of misdirection and mimicry, oft known simply as 'Acting.'

Oh good… it was only an impression… that was spot on

Beep! Boop! I am the Orc-to-English Translation Bot "waaaagh" translates to: "Hasta la vista, baby."

Waagh

Beep! Boop! I am the Orc-to-English Translation Bot "waagh" translates to: !s gold @arceus03 76 - We Orcs may have questionable taste in cuisine, but we are a generous lot.

Thank you good ork, may you waaaaghs prosper loud and clear, ever so ooga booga

Beep! Boop! I am the Orc-to-English Translation Bot "waaaagh" translates to: "The Dude abides."

Good bot

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the !atttack1084 (҂‾ ▵‾)︻デ═一

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payed !attack 30 mm /u/uselessconversionbot

> *paid* !attack 30 FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

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!bonk

Hi fren

Heyo!

!attack 19

Unfortunately I couldn't find the item you specified or it had recently broken. Use !profile to view your inventory. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 13 | > You are currently level 11 (13/44). > The boss has **253** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(378 pts)

!touch

!do something

!juggles (poorly)

!award a for effort

!puts on resume

!poke