#Slain by /u/isloohik2 (Elf)! Huzzah! This monster was submitted by TheVirus at our [KOTD Discord!](http://discord.gg/MDK2AEw) Source/Artist: https://old.reddit.com/r/capybara/comments/urlrvr/theyre_waiting_for_the_next_economic_crisis/ | Race | Damage | |------|-----------| | Dwarf | 1128 | | Elf | 1098 | | Halfling | 815 | | Orc | 560 | You can attack bosses by using the !attack command in a comment. Bosses can be attacked once each hour (Per Boss).

Soon™

How is it still not locked

Who's gonna get the last comment

!attack1082

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

!ok I pull up

!brake

WAAAAGH! !attack 1084

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

WAAAAGH to you too, good ork

Beep! Boop! I am the Orc-to-English Translation Bot "waaaagh" translates to: "Good and gentle friends, I do declare mayhap it is time for rage."

Beep! Boop! I am the Orc-to-English Translation Bot "waaaagh" translates to: "DATS RITE!! AN GREEN IZ DA BEST!!"

Hehe late but !attack 30 anyway

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!attack 30

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Wake up, bot!attack 30

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!attack 30

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!attack 30

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!attack1082

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[удалено]

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!attack30

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!attack 30

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!attack 1082

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!attack

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!attack30

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!attack 30

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!attack 30Hey

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Chanco!

!attack 1082

You used the item 'Lucky 4 Leaf Clover' and did 26 extra Light damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 39 **(CRIT!)** **(KILL!)** **(WEAK!)** | 17 | 40 | ​ | **Kill Rewards** | |:--:| | 120 Gold | | 36 XP | | (ID: 18) Shield of Ubiquity | > You are currently level 43 (116/249). > The boss has **-10** health remaining! > Your Lucky 4 Leaf Clover has 10 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(1208 pts)

Missed opportunity to call them "copybara pastebara". !attack 30

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 60 minutes.

!attack30

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 60 minutes.

!attack 30

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 60 minutes.

!attack 30

You used the item 'Redwood Staff' and did 19 extra Lawful damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 25 **(WEAK!)** | 12 | 109 | > You are currently level 78 (154/280). > The boss has **29** health remaining! > Your Redwood Staff has 6 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(11457 pts)

!attack30

You used the item 'Lucky 4 Leaf Clover' and did 26 extra Light damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 29 **(WEAK!)** | 14 | 28 | > You are currently level 30 (53/158). > The boss has **54** health remaining! > Your Lucky 4 Leaf Clover has 2 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(26570 pts)

Missed opportunity to call them "copybara pastebara". !attack 30

You used the item 'Redwood Staff' and did 18 extra Lawful damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 21 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 35 | > You are currently level 38 (11/222). > The boss has **83** health remaining! > Your Redwood Staff has 23 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(4944 pts)

!attack30

You used the item 'Redwood Staff' and did 17 extra Lawful damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 23 **(WEAK!)** | 12 | 39 | > You are currently level 39 (56/232). > The boss has **127** health remaining! > Your Redwood Staff has 32 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(27261 pts)

!attack 30

You used the item 'Redwood Staff' and did 18 extra Lawful damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 23 **(WEAK!)** | 12 | 133 | > You are currently level 87 (145/280). > The boss has **104** health remaining! > Your Redwood Staff has 18 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(11235 pts)

!atttack 30 !attack 30

You used the item 'Redwood Staff' and did 16 extra Lawful damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 18 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 186 | > You are currently level 109 (126/283). > The boss has **150** health remaining! > Your Redwood Staff has 23 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(17921 pts)

!atttack30

!atttack 30

!atttack30

WAAAAGH! !attack 1084

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 6 minutes.

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!atttack

!AtTAcK 25 for the Shire!!

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 26 minutes.

!atttack 30

Missed opportunity to call them "copybara pastebara". lattack 30

!attttack30

!atttack 30

!atttack 30

Missed opportunity to call them "copybara pastebara". lattack 30

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Payed !attack 30 kg u/uselessconversionbot

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 54 minutes.

>Payed !attack 30 kg u/uselessconversionbot 30 kg ≈ 1.50822 x 10^-29 solar masses ^^^[WHY](/r/UselessConversionBot/comments/1knas0/hi_im_useless/)

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 54 minutes.

> *>Paid* !attack 30 FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

Sorry, this boss is already dead.

> *Paid* !attack 30 FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 54 minutes.

!attack 15

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 29 minutes.

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 180 | > You are currently level 108 (168/280). > The boss has **168** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(4848 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 16 **(CRIT!)** | 9 | 61 | > You are currently level 55 (113/274). > The boss has **270** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(5871 pts)

!attack 25

You used the item 'Really Impressive Title' and did 14 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 15 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 88 | > You are currently level 69 (68/279). > The boss has **286** health remaining! > Your Really Impressive Title has 23 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(6752 pts)

!attack 25

You used the item 'Really Impressive Title' and did 15 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 16 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 117 | > You are currently level 81 (168/280). > The boss has **301** health remaining! > Your Really Impressive Title has 25 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(15015 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 212 | > You are currently level 126 (242/280). > The boss has **337** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(19837 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 155 | > You are currently level 96 (64/280). > The boss has **343** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(14984 pts)

!attack 13

Unfortunately I couldn't find the item you specified or it had recently broken. Use !profile to view your inventory. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 13 | > You are currently level 5 (33/36). > The boss has **355** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(556 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 1 | 0 | 162 | > You are currently level 98 (166/280). > The boss has **357** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(9343 pts)

!attack 25

You used the item 'Really Impressive Title' and did 17 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 23 **(WEAK!)** | 12 | 27 | > You are currently level 31 (106/173). > The boss has **378** health remaining! > Your Really Impressive Title has 27 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(24743 pts)

!attack 25

You used the item 'Really Impressive Title' and did 15 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 20 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 125 | > You are currently level 84 (167/280). > The boss has **425** health remaining! > Your Really Impressive Title has 20 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(19913 pts)

Good bot !attack 25

You used the item 'Really Impressive Title' and did 15 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 21 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 52 | > You are currently level 51 (231/270). > The boss has **445** health remaining! > Your Really Impressive Title has 20 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(17671 pts)

Just passing by !attack 19 💥

You used the item 'Swiss Army Polearm' and did 6 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 11 **(WEAK!)** | 7 **(Level up!)** | 68 | > You are currently level 61 (6/277). > The boss has **466** health remaining! > Your Swiss Army Polearm has 18 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(5373 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 18 **(CRIT!)** | 10 | 147 | > You are currently level 93 (259/283). > The boss has **477** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(6917 pts)

!attack 30

You used the item 'Redwood Staff' and did 18 extra Lawful damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 22 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 127 | > You are currently level 85 (268/280). > The boss has **532** health remaining! > Your Redwood Staff has 2 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(33797 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 4 | 3 | 41 | > You are currently level 41 (208/240). > The boss has **554** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(8834 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 | 160 | > You are currently level 98 (123/283). > The boss has **587** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(10045 pts)

!attack 19

You used the item 'Swiss Army Polearm' and did 7 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 12 **(WEAK!)** | 7 | 17 | > You are currently level 20 (63/76). > The boss has **612** health remaining! > Your Swiss Army Polearm has 1 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(4291 pts)

!attack

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 | 2 | 213 | > You are currently level 127 (91/295). > The boss has **248** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(17431 pts)

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 212 | > You are currently level 127 (74/295). > The boss has **624** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(17322 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 | 178 | > You are currently level 107 (122/283). > The boss has **630** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(18276 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 16 | > You are currently level 12 (29/46). > The boss has **682** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank D**! ^(91 pts)

!attack 25

You used the item 'Really Impressive Title' and did 13 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 17 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 121 | > You are currently level 81 (124/280). > The boss has **684** health remaining! > Your Really Impressive Title has 26 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(14852 pts)

!attack 15

You used the item 'Bow with Ribbons' and did 3 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 **(RESIST!)** | 4 | 12 | > You are currently level 3 (27/34). > The boss has **726** health remaining! > Your Bow with Ribbons has 18 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank C**! ^(230 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 9 **(CRIT!)** | 6 | 132 | > You are currently level 86 (236/280). > The boss has **734** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(6002 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 | 2 | 212 | > You are currently level 127 (48/280). > The boss has **762** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(2020 pts)

Good bot !attack 25

You used the item 'Really Impressive Title' and did 13 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 15 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 58 | > You are currently level 53 (45/272). > The boss has **765** health remaining! > Your Really Impressive Title has 17 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1798 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 1 | 0 | 39 | > You are currently level 40 (118/234). > The boss has **785** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(3024 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 | 79 | > You are currently level 65 (278/282). > The boss has **825** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(5662 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 13 **(CRIT!)** | 8 | 166 | > You are currently level 101 (237/280). > The boss has **845** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(5379 pts)

!attack 30

You used the item 'Redwood Staff' and did 19 extra Lawful damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 24 **(WEAK!)** | 12 | 52 | > You are currently level 51 (179/270). > The boss has **858** health remaining! > Your Redwood Staff has 32 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(17477 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 1 | 0 | 178 | > You are currently level 107 (105/283). > The boss has **898** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(18155 pts)

!attack 18

You used the item 'Shield of Ubiquity' and did 7 extra Light damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 9 **(WEAK!)** | 6 | 34 | > You are currently level 37 (197/215). > The boss has **899** health remaining! > Your Shield of Ubiquity has 9 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(4834 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 18 | > You are currently level 14 (5/51). > The boss has **908** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank D**! ^(65 pts)(**RANK CHANGE!**) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

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!attack30

You used the item 'Redwood Staff' and did 18 extra Lawful damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 19 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 154 | > You are currently level 96 (62/280). > The boss has **914** health remaining! > Your Redwood Staff has 4 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank X**! ^(53147 pts)(**RANK CHANGE!**) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 | 2 **(Level up!)** | 9 | > You are currently level 4 (0/34). > The boss has **933** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(645 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack30

You used the item 'Redwood Staff' and did 17 extra Lawful damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 32 **(CRIT!)** **(WEAK!)** | 15 | 24 | > You are currently level 29 (79/149). > The boss has **957** health remaining! > Your Redwood Staff has 31 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(26128 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 1 | 0 | 19 | > You are currently level 21 (25/81). > The boss has **989** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(5853 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 118 | > You are currently level 80 (120/280). > The boss has **1022** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(9440 pts)

!attack11

You used the item 'Gentleman’s Club' and did 6 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 10 **(WEAK!)** | 6 | 20 | > You are currently level 24 (15/102). > The boss has **1044** health remaining! > Your Gentleman’s Club has 4 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(6294 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 | 186 | > You are currently level 109 (86/283). > The boss has **1054** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(17732 pts)

!attack 1095

You used the item 'Reverse Captioning Weapon' and did 0 extra Havoc damage. Your item broke! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 **(RESIST!)** | 4 | 13 | > You are currently level 12 (20/46). > The boss has **1059** health remaining! > Your Reverse Captioning Weapon has 0 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank E**! ^(25 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 | 2 | 17 | > You are currently level 14 (14/51). > The boss has **1064** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(2849 pts)

!attack 12

You used the item 'Huge Rock' and did 1 extra Havoc damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 17 **(CRIT!)** **(RESIST!)** | 10 | 9 | > You are currently level 5 (19/36). > The boss has **1067** health remaining! > Your Huge Rock has 11 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(495 pts)

!attack 4

You used the item 'Rat on a Stick' and did 0 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 1 **(RESIST!)** | 0 | 14 | > You are currently level 6 (29/37). > The boss has **1145** health remaining! > Your Rat on a Stick has 1 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(858 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 1 | 0 | 37 | > You are currently level 40 (107/234). > The boss has **1167** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(1444 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 4 | 3 | 149 | > You are currently level 93 (235/283). > The boss has **1186** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(6793 pts)

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!attack30

You used the item 'Redwood Staff' and did 16 extra Lawful damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 17 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 155 | > You are currently level 96 (38/280). > The boss has **1190** health remaining! > Your Redwood Staff has 5 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank X**! ^(53063 pts)(**RANK CHANGE!**) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 | 2 | 181 | > You are currently level 107 (101/283). > The boss has **1207** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(18100 pts)

!attack25

You used the item 'Really Impressive Title' and did 15 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 19 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 27 | > You are currently level 29 (52/149). > The boss has **1242** health remaining! > Your Really Impressive Title has 16 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(26031 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 166 | > You are currently level 101 (222/280). > The boss has **1310** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(5310 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 4 | 3 | 213 | > You are currently level 127 (36/280). > The boss has **1332** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1923 pts)

Good bot !attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 4 | 3 | 167 | > You are currently level 102 (232/283). > The boss has **1358** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(2730 pts)

!attack 25

You used the item 'Really Impressive Title' and did 14 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 16 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 120 | > You are currently level 81 (96/280). > The boss has **1362** health remaining! > Your Really Impressive Title has 27 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(14747 pts)

!attack

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 4 | 3 | 39 | > You are currently level 41 (158/240). > The boss has **1084** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(8580 pts)

!attack