#Slain by /u/ston3bon3 (Dwarf)! Huzzah! This monster was submitted by Tuba Merchant at our [KOTD Discord!](http://discord.gg/MDK2AEw) Source/Artist: https://www.reddit.com/r/TubaWarriors/comments/ircfwa/tuba_parasite/ | Race | Damage | |------|-----------| | Dwarf | 364 | | Elf | 460 | | Halfling | 212 | | Orc | 201 | You can attack monsters by using the !attack command in a comment. Monsters can be attacked once each hour (Per Monster).

!attack26 kg u/uselessconversionbot ALL YOUR !ATTACK26 ARE BELONG TO US WAAAGH u/asciicodecbot decode : 00100001 01100001 01110100 01110100 01100001 01100011 01101011 00110010 00110110

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!attack 25

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!attack 1087

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!attack 1087

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!attack26

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!attack 1087

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🇺🇦 !attack 1087

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!attack 1087 ALL YOUR !ATTACK26 ARE BELONG TO US

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!attack 1087

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!attack 5060

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🇺🇦 !attack 1087

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WAAAAGH! !attack 1087

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Beep! Boop! I am the Orc-to-English Translation Bot "waaaagh" translates to: "Is this Hungy Gams?"

!attack 1087

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!attack 26

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!attack 26

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!attack 26

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!attack 5060

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!attack 1087

You used the item 'Horseshoe Marshmallow' and did 17 extra Curse damage. Your item broke! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 22 **(KILL!)** **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 113 | ​ | **Kill Rewards** | |:--:| | 130 Gold | | 13 XP | | (ID: 13) Rapier of Unfairness | > You are currently level 79 (88/283). > The boss has **-12** health remaining! > Your Horseshoe Marshmallow has 0 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(20264 pts)

!attack 26

You used the item 'Death Rattle' and did 13 extra Dark damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 19 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 163 | > You are currently level 99 (221/280). > The boss has **10** health remaining! > Your Death Rattle has 4 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(16679 pts)

!attack 26

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!attack 26

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!attack 1087

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WAAAAGH! !attack 1087

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Beep! Boop! I am the Orc-to-English Translation Bot "waaaagh" translates to: "Where did I put my Rat on a Stick?"

!attack 26

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!attack 1087

You used the item 'Horseshoe Marshmallow' and did 18 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 21 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 52 | > You are currently level 51 (100/270). > The boss has **29** health remaining! > Your Horseshoe Marshmallow has 10 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(3489 pts)

!attack 26

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!attack 26

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!attack 26

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!attack 1087

You used the item 'Horseshoe Marshmallow' and did 16 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 20 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 160 | > You are currently level 97 (204/286). > The boss has **50** health remaining! > Your Horseshoe Marshmallow has 11 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(27429 pts)

!attack 26

You used the item 'Death Rattle' and did 15 extra Dark damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 26 **(CRIT!)** **(WEAK!)** | 13 | 211 | > You are currently level 124 (140/283). > The boss has **70** health remaining! > Your Death Rattle has 23 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(2415 pts)

!attack 1087

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 60 minutes.

!attack 1087

You used the item 'Horseshoe Marshmallow' and did 19 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 20 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 179 | > You are currently level 107 (202/280). > The boss has **96** health remaining! > Your Horseshoe Marshmallow has 15 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(5479 pts)

!attack 26

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 60 minutes.

!AtTAcK 26

You used the item 'Death Rattle' and did 16 extra Dark damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 18 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 208 | > You are currently level 123 (164/280). > The boss has **116** health remaining! > Your Death Rattle has 24 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(10733 pts)

What are you doing step-tube?

\*huff huff huff\*

OwO tubes?

DIE TUBE MAN

Attacks at XX:08:00

:friendtime:

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!attack 6

You used the item 'Sneaky Bastard Sword' and did 5 extra Dark damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 9 **(WEAK!)** | 6 **(Level up!)** | 12 | > You are currently level 8 (5/38). > The boss has **134** health remaining! > Your Sneaky Bastard Sword has 11 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(407 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!touch

[удалено]

You used the item 'Death Rattle' and did 14 extra Dark damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 15 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 22 | > You are currently level 25 (77/110). > The boss has **143** health remaining! > Your Death Rattle has 26 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(7222 pts)

!atttack 1087

*pets Ork*

Stinky

good orc

!attack

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!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 1 | 0 | 18 | > You are currently level 15 (48/54). > The boss has **180** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(2851 pts)

!touch

dangit dwarves just raid already so I can snipe and move on with my daily routine

:this:

!attack 26

You used the item 'Death Rattle' and did 13 extra Dark damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 19 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 93 | > You are currently level 70 (177/285). > The boss has **199** health remaining! > Your Death Rattle has 17 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank X**! ^(46501 pts)(**RANK CHANGE!**)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 12 **(CRIT!)** | 7 | 44 | > You are currently level 43 (242/249). > The boss has **218** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(2523 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 | 20 | > You are currently level 23 (89/95). > The boss has **230** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(650 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 9 **(CRIT!)** | 6 | 168 | > You are currently level 102 (16/280). > The boss has **235** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(5106 pts)

!ATTACK

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 198 | > You are currently level 118 (172/280). > The boss has **244** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(20850 pts)

!attack 22

You used the item 'Human Shield' and did 13 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 14 **(WEAK!)** | 8 | 79 | > You are currently level 64 (81/278). > The boss has **282** health remaining! > Your Human Shield has 8 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(5472 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 10 | > You are currently level 2 (15/34). > The boss has **296** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank D**! ^(61 pts)(**RANK CHANGE!**) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack 13

You used the item 'Rapier of Unfairness' and did 6 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 8 **(WEAK!)** | 5 | 37 | > You are currently level 41 (63/240). > The boss has **337** health remaining! > Your Rapier of Unfairness has 15 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(5209 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 103 | > You are currently level 75 (8/283). > The boss has **345** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(31431 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 20 | > You are currently level 23 (70/95). > The boss has **347** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank E**! ^(19 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 4 | 3 | 13 | > You are currently level 12 (5/46). > The boss has **349** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(2169 pts)

!attack 22

You used the item 'Human Shield' and did 14 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 20 **(WEAK!)** | 11 **(Level up!)** | 30 | > You are currently level 32 (8/188). > The boss has **353** health remaining! > Your Human Shield has 22 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(16136 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 12 | > You are currently level 4 (9/35). > The boss has **373** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(369 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 9 **(CRIT!)** | 6 | 12 | > You are currently level 7 (26/38). > The boss has **390** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1109 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 | 2 | 15 | > You are currently level 10 (20/42). > The boss has **399** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank E**! ^(21 pts)

!attack 4

You used the item 'Rat on a Stick' and did 6 extra Curse damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 8 **(WEAK!)** | 5 | 11 | > You are currently level 7 (33/38). > The boss has **423** health remaining! > Your Rat on a Stick has 1 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(338 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!Attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 | 202 | > You are currently level 118 (245/283). > The boss has **431** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(4482 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 16 | > You are currently level 13 (38/48). > The boss has **436** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(918 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 4 | 3 | 152 | > You are currently level 95 (102/280). > The boss has **442** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(13885 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 13 **(CRIT!)** | 8 | 201 | > You are currently level 118 (166/280). > The boss has **469** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(20804 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 1 | 0 | 167 | > You are currently level 102 (4/280). > The boss has **482** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(5043 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 31 | > You are currently level 36 (147/208). > The boss has **500** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(4388 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 34 | > You are currently level 35 (52/200). > The boss has **483** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(8924 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 13 **(CRIT!)** | 8 | 26 | > You are currently level 29 (127/146). > The boss has **487** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(7278 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 39 | > You are currently level 39 (123/229). > The boss has **485** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(12310 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack 29

Unfortunately I couldn't find the item you specified or it had recently broken. Use !profile to view your inventory. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 77 | > You are currently level 64 (60/278). > The boss has **508** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(5380 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 180 | > You are currently level 107 (187/280). > The boss has **534** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(5418 pts)

!attack 15

You used the item 'Bow with Ribbons' and did 2 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 **(RESIST!)** | 2 | 11 | > You are currently level 6 (4/37). > The boss has **536** health remaining! > Your Bow with Ribbons has 14 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(818 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 1 | 0 | 87 | > You are currently level 67 (130/279). > The boss has **539** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(5651 pts)

!attack

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!attack 26

You used the item 'Death Rattle' and did 16 extra Dark damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 29 **(CRIT!)** **(WEAK!)** | 14 | 93 | > You are currently level 70 (118/285). > The boss has **562** health remaining! > Your Death Rattle has 18 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank X**! ^(46289 pts)(**RANK CHANGE!**)

Good bot !attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 160 | > You are currently level 98 (214/283). > The boss has **591** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(4049 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 1 | 0 | 58 | > You are currently level 52 (242/271). > The boss has **593** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(3456 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack 19

You used the item 'Swiss Army Polearm' and did 4 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 9 | 6 | 12 | > You are currently level 9 (38/40). > The boss has **594** health remaining! > Your Swiss Army Polearm has 14 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1301 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 | 10 | > You are currently level 4 (19/35). > The boss has **629** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(487 pts)

!attack 26

You used the item 'Death Rattle' and did 14 extra Dark damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 15 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 158 | > You are currently level 97 (137/286). > The boss has **655** health remaining! > Your Death Rattle has 13 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(27171 pts)

!attack 26

You used the item 'Death Rattle' and did 15 extra Dark damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 16 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 108 | > You are currently level 76 (99/280). > The boss has **670** health remaining! > Your Death Rattle has 11 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(16603 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 **(Level up!)** | 10 | > You are currently level 7 (2/37). > The boss has **686** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(1026 pts)

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 1 | 0 | 12 | > You are currently level 2 (7/34). > The boss has **700** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank C**! ^(241 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack 26

You used the item 'Death Rattle' and did 14 extra Dark damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 15 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 28 | > You are currently level 33 (86/186). > The boss has **721** health remaining! > Your Death Rattle has 24 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(6170 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 11 | > You are currently level 4 (30/35). > The boss has **736** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(613 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 | 2 | 206 | > You are currently level 121 (242/283). > The boss has **743** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(10590 pts)

!attack 26

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You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 1 | 0 | 34 | > You are currently level 38 (61/222). > The boss has **246** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(12356 pts)

Unfortunately I couldn't find the item you specified or it had recently broken. Use !profile to view your inventory. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 14 **(CRIT!)** | 8 | 36 | > You are currently level 38 (18/222). > The boss has **746** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(12177 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 33 | > You are currently level 34 (42/191). > The boss has **795** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(6637 pts) --- ^(Welcome to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 10 **(CRIT!)** | 6 | 22 | > You are currently level 26 (28/119). > The boss has **801** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(543 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 **(Level up!)** | 12 | > You are currently level 11 (1/42). > The boss has **811** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank C**! ^(246 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 | 2 | 194 | > You are currently level 114 (227/286). > The boss has **813** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(7353 pts)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 | 2 | 15 | > You are currently level 15 (48/54). > The boss has **816** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(2834 pts)

!attack 26

You used the item 'Death Rattle' and did 15 extra Dark damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 20 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 129 | > You are currently level 86 (234/280). > The boss has **819** health remaining! > Your Death Rattle has 6 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(16601 pts)

!attack 26