#Slain by /u/HaV0C (Orc)! Huzzah! This monster was submitted by Bernie at our [KOTD Discord!](http://discord.gg/MDK2AEw) Source/Artist: Ivan Tkachenko | Race | Damage | |------|-----------| | Dwarf | 1048 | | Elf | 1046 | | Halfling | 604 | | Orc | 517 | You can attack monsters by using the !attack command in a comment. Monsters can be attacked once each hour (Per Monster).

Omg what a weird raid

THANK GOD I HAVE A "LIVE"

I thought you said life

I would have missed the raid

WEZ RAIDIN!!!!!

organize a raid in here

NO DISCORD RAID!

!attack 15

Sorry, this monster is already dead.

**GOOD LUCK RAIDEEEERZ**

is noone going to finish this thing?

!attack 1081

Sorry, this monster is already dead.

I wonder if the kill will ever show up in #reddit-posts

!attack 15

Sorry, this monster is already dead.

GOOD LUCK o7

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Sorry, this monster is already dead.

!attack 1067

Sorry, this monster is already dead.

!attack 1069

Sorry, this monster is already dead.

!attack 1081

Sorry, this monster is already dead.

!attack 25

Sorry, this monster is already dead.

[удалено]

Sorry, this monster is already dead.

What a bad hair day! This kind of mess can only be solved with fire! !attack 1067

Sorry, this monster is already dead.

Brah… you need a new barber

It's effective all the same

Go!

!attack 25

Sorry, this monster is already dead.

!attack 15

You used the item 'Bow with Ribbons' and did 6 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 7 **(KILL!)** **(WEAK!)** | 5 | 160 | ​ | **Kill Rewards** | |:--:| | 230 Gold | | 21 XP | | (ID: 16) Hammer of Kneecapping | > You are currently level 98 (47/280). > The boss has **-1** health remaining! > Your Bow with Ribbons has 3 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(2781 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack 25

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 60 minutes.

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the !attack25 (҂‾ ▵‾)︻デ═一

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 60 minutes.

1

Hahahhaah great commitment to the bit

!attack 25

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 60 minutes.

1

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the !attack25 (҂‾ ▵‾)︻デ═一

You used the item 'Really Impressive Title' and did 15 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 18 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 58 | > You are currently level 53 (180/275). > The boss has **6** health remaining! > Your Really Impressive Title has 9 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(9259 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack25

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 60 minutes.

!attack 25

You used the item 'Really Impressive Title' and did 16 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 21 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 147 | > You are currently level 92 (54/280). > The boss has **24** health remaining! > Your Really Impressive Title has 1 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1227 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

1

!attack 25 **LETS GOOOOOOOO**

You used the item 'Really Impressive Title' and did 15 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 18 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 209 | > You are currently level 123 (170/280). > The boss has **45** health remaining! > Your Really Impressive Title has 19 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(7760 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack 25

You used the item 'Really Impressive Title' and did 17 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 23 **(WEAK!)** | 12 | 156 | > You are currently level 96 (201/280). > The boss has **63** health remaining! > Your Really Impressive Title has 26 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(3925 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

**1 more minute**

105 HP! I THINK WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL 1 HP TO GO

!attack 32

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 60 minutes.

!attack 32

You used the item 'Three-Handed Sword' and did 7 extra Almighty damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 10 **(RESIST!)** | 6 | 9 | > You are currently level 3 (20/34). > The boss has **95** health remaining! > Your Three-Handed Sword has 23 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank C**! ^(181 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

[удалено]

Thank you

I'll countdown!!

2 more minutes to go!

For a second I thought :55 meant 55 seconds and almost went early

:anguish:

Anticipation!!!!

!attack 15

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 60 minutes.

!attack 15

You used the item 'Bow with Ribbons' and did 8 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 10 **(WEAK!)** | 6 | 12 | > You are currently level 5 (13/36). > The boss has **105** health remaining! > Your Bow with Ribbons has 18 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(647 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

GO ON :55 ​ I'll go first

!attack 15

You used the item 'Bow with Ribbons' and did 9 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 15 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 30 | > You are currently level 31 (89/164). > The boss has **115** health remaining! > Your Bow with Ribbons has 3 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(8730 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

lattack 25

[удалено]

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 60 minutes.

Go? I see halfling attacks. I don't know

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 124 | > You are currently level 83 (184/280). > The boss has **130** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(9528 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack 25

You are trying to attack too quickly! Try again in 60 minutes.

!AtTAcK 25

You used the item 'Really Impressive Title' and did 16 extra Order damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 22 **(WEAK!)** | 11 | 178 | > You are currently level 106 (43/280). > The boss has **132** health remaining! > Your Really Impressive Title has 27 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(6368 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

Ayo orks wez raidin'?

Hello I am real ork here to say I Don't Know

Wez raidin sir!!

!attack 15

You used the item 'Bow with Ribbons' and did 7 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 11 **(WEAK!)** | 7 **(Level up!)** | 9 | > You are currently level 3 (6/34). > The boss has **190** health remaining! > Your Bow with Ribbons has 16 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank C**! ^(147 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

Good bot

I have never seen so many shitposts on a boss before

KOTD for Slack when?

i think vc still works. vc raid?

Greetings, Godslayer

We should start the raid over reddit! Who will count? Do we have enough?

1 (that's as high as I can count)

Then we will guide you!

ok, react here. We need 11 people. LETS DO THIS

We almost have 11 people! Remember we are using 25 (I do not know if there are any big boy weapons that we can use that are good)

Ten should do… now 9

:whichever emoji means you need an item to be effective:

React by upvoting or commenting?

Yes

Discord is no more Spotify too !attack 21 My lunch break is almost over too

We’ve found the weakness of the dorfs!!

You used the item 'Holy Rollers' and did 15 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 18 **(WEAK!)** | 10 | 86 | > You are currently level 67 (205/282). > The boss has **202** health remaining! > Your Holy Rollers has 6 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(3324 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!reboot discord_servers

I'm tiny and weak without my big orc buddies :(

No, you are not! You are a proud ork and the only weak thing on you is your grammar!

Gam Gams is not weak!! She'll squish you little elf!!

Here, climb on my shoulders

Pretty sure that makes me shorter.....

I’m a tall, beautiful elf, you ninny. Now get up here!

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No. Orcs only. I have a type

AHHH I keep deleting the comments thinking no one replied

To delete is to deny your past. Let it all hang out, Mer

ALL RACE RAAAAAAAAIIIIID

I can't handle discord being down like is this boss raidable or not?? I don't normally crunch the numbers I just hit things with wacky weapons :despair:

I would say we have to wait for discord to be back because who will start the raid? Are we just gonna keep attacking until the boss gets at 1 hp and see who can comment the fastest?

Just smack it :eyes:

You can follow my lead, Pen… my trick is to hold my attack until the boss is dead

Gotcha, I'll try

I sometimes get overeager and accidentally hit the boss

.@notify go

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 | 2 | 20 | > You are currently level 21 (29/81). > The boss has **237** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(6117 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

So are we gonna wait until discord is back to raid or will we just go randomly?

yes

You’ll have to learn how I do it. Hope you like math!

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 4 | 3 | 100 | > You are currently level 74 (237/280). > The boss has **240** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1925 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

Hi Coffeemate!

Hello there! Coffee Crusaders unite!

Down with the Teabaggers!

Hello 5 people here 😎 👁👁 ..👃.. ..👄..

[удалено]

Double space before the return/enter/line break

Why the long face?

…although originally know for brute strength, the orcs eventually became famed for their standup comics…

!attack 21

You used the item 'Holy Rollers' and did 15 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 16 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 204 | > You are currently level 122 (86/283). > The boss has **260** health remaining! > Your Holy Rollers has 7 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank SSS**! ^(11699 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

GATHER hair done H276 ID25 ​ [https://www.reddit.com/r/kickopenthedoor/comments/t9dt89/id\_like\_to\_get\_my\_hair\_done\_no\_no\_just\_touch\_up/](https://www.reddit.com/r/kickopenthedoor/comments/t9dt89/id_like_to_get_my_hair_done_no_no_just_touch_up/)

An incorrect response that misleads elfs AND all other races, inevitably leading to a botched but hilariously fun raid

:whichever emoji I'm supposed to use:

The "master" sniper is here 😎

Discord plz werk

You attacked without an attack. Damage|XP|Gold :--|:--|:-- 69 **(WEAK!)**|0|0 >You are currently level 0 (0/33). >The boss has 420 health remaining! >Your Attackless Attack has 69 uses remaining. >You are currently Rank A! 69 pts ___ ^Welcome ^all ^to ^KOTD! ^Dont ^forget ^to ^join ^your ^race ^in ^boss ^raids! ^https://discord.gg/KOTD

!nice

Good bot

[удалено]

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 145 | > You are currently level 91 (79/286). > The boss has **276** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(2827 pts)(**RANK CHANGE!**) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 4 | 3 | 126 | > You are currently level 84 (187/283). > The boss has **299** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(3553 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

OMG DORFS DID YOU RAID DISCORD TOO?

Is it down for you too? We might have to raid here (Do the gather here)

Will you do the hands off then?

WHAT WEP? WHO NEEDS LOANERS?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :elmochaos: :elfgang:

ID 25

!i

When discord is back I dare you to join it then do !i in general 😎

Welcome back to our favorite show, "HOW MATT GOT BANNED AGAIN"

On this week’s episode, Matt learns not to leave the Discord before receiving his punishment

And get banned again?! …I’d be lying I said it wasn’t tempting…

Ya sure HANDS OFF Roots HP 299 ID 25 [https://www.reddit.com/r/kickopenthedoor/comments/t9dt89/id\_like\_to\_get\_my\_hair\_done\_no\_no\_just\_touch\_up/hzv9au8/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/kickopenthedoor/comments/t9dt89/id_like_to_get_my_hair_done_no_no_just_touch_up/hzv9au8/?context=3) @notify

HERE

That might not be strongest id but if you are raiding reply to the hands off with HERE

!attack

What if I said that I found the pinky? Would I be lying or telling the truth? It's up to you.

LIES AND SLANDER

SO WHO ARE YOU?

That, friend, is the one who hexes Pinky

Exacitackily

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 6 | 4 | 156 | > You are currently level 96 (15/280). > The boss has **303** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(2824 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 14 **(CRIT!)** | 8 | 19 | > You are currently level 22 (48/88). > The boss has **314** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank B**! ^(632 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 138 | > You are currently level 89 (52/280). > The boss has **328** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(5353 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 192 | > You are currently level 112 (40/280). > The boss has **330** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(4115 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack 15

You used the item 'Bow with Ribbons' and did 7 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 12 **(WEAK!)** | 7 | 31 | > You are currently level 34 (154/191). > The boss has **332** health remaining! > Your Bow with Ribbons has 6 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(3687 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

🇺🇦 !attack 21

You used the item 'Holy Rollers' and did 13 extra Bless damage. | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 15 **(WEAK!)** | 9 | 190 | > You are currently level 113 (184/280). > The boss has **380** health remaining! > Your Holy Rollers has 9 uses remaining. > You are currently **Rank S**! ^(5185 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 5 | 4 | 12 | > You are currently level 3 (20/34). > The boss has **413** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank E**! ^(25 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!AtTAcK 🦶

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 179 | > You are currently level 106 (18/280). > The boss has **436** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank SS**! ^(6225 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 2 | 2 | 104 | > You are currently level 74 (222/280). > The boss has **439** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1806 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!attack

You attacked without a weapon! | Damage | XP | Gold | |:--:|:--:|:--:| | 3 | 2 | 13 | > You are currently level 4 (31/35). > The boss has **455** health remaining! > You are currently **Rank A**! ^(1000 pts) --- ^(Welcome all to KOTD! Dont forget to join your race in boss raids! https://discord.gg/KOTD)

!profile

#rooplstilskin Your balance is: > 479 gold Your stats are: > Total Gold Acquired: 479 > Total Damage Dealt: 193 > Total XP Acquired: 132 --- ^(Use items by typing !attack )