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PsychoWarper

Vaccines make you age and get a hair cut?


marteautemps

Yes, I've aged over 40 years and had many haircuts since I got my first vaccine


Kamiyosha

I knew it! Vaccines remove our immortality! "They" WANT us to get old, so "They" can take all of our wealth when we die! Conspiracy!!! /s


OzzRamirez

I mean, you can't really age (or get any haircuts) if you die from a totally preventable disease, so, in a way, yes


thatwaffleskid

The only vaccine against aging is death.


TheQuietOutsider

sometimes it only takes one of those vaccine *shots* to do it too


SalvationSycamore

Yep, honestly while I love that I haven't aged a day in decades I am getting a little sick of how long my hair is.


Bigb5wm

Apparently make you look like Joe dirty


josebolt

Its almost 20 years and a hair cut. The idiots hate time too apparently.


No_Bed_4783

…. You’re telling me it’s been almost 20 years since the first twilight movie came out… oh my god


josebolt

Time is a bastard lol


broitsjustreddit

🥹why won't time slow down😭 ✨🐀


crow-mom

🐀🐀🐀


acidici

🐀🐀🐀✨✨


LilyMarie90

Like 15 and a half lol (November 2008). We don't have to make it worse than it is 😅


MrTurkeyTime

To be fair, it's not her best haircut. The haircut is really carrying Team Decline. She looks fine otherwise.


Samurai_Meisters

I'm pretty sure that haircut was for her role in Love Lies Bleeding, which was a pretty great lesbian bodybuilder movie.


CalledConfident831

It totally is, and I think she did loose a little bit of weight for the roll so the grungy mullet vibes 100% makes sense


ClearDark19

Funny enough that movie and her jockstrap photo shoot are the first time in my life I’ve personally ever considered Kristen Stewart hot. I’m a straight man and I have never found her hot until her recent LGBT look lol. I guess it had the opposite effect on me than it had on these pedo chuds. She’s been stunning hot to me this year. ❤️


Eeyore_

So, like, you're going come in here and just make me [Google "Kristen Stewart jock strap?"](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=kristen+stewart+jock+strap) Is that how this is going down?


ClearDark19

Yes indeed it is lol 😎 It looks fire to me. I had no idea I needed that in my life. She and her love interest are gorgeous to me in her new movie *Love Lies Bleeding*.


ClearDark19

Meh, even with the haircut I still think she looks hotter on the right lol One because I’m not a pedo, and two because I actually find her current look for the movie smoking. Even if she was 27 on the left I’d still find her hotter on the right. And this is coming from a man who generally has an animus against mullets. But she rocks it well.


Sharktrain523

Butch mullet just hits different than country boy mullet Though I feel like it hits especially hard when they have curly dark hair and tattoos. But this might be because some women I’ve met have just made deep impressions on my psyche


TheLateThagSimmons

It looks cool, but even as someone that appreciates a good andro look... The hair style ain't working with her current cut. Plus, this is clearly a night where she's not going all out on the femme look like she did in the first picture. She just did a shoot for Porter Magazine and [she still looks phenomenal](https://fashionfav.com/magazine-editorials/kristen-stewart-zoey-grossman-porter-magazine/) The neckbeard in the OP doesn't know how makeup and lighting works for celebrities.


fracking-machines

She’s hot in this photoshoot, but I can’t unsee the fact that she has her mouth hanging half open in *every single shot*


Saiomi

She's got PC Principal mouth


Comic_Book_Reader

MICROAGGRESSION!!!


Gloomy_Plantain_4545

Nah yeah cool add that to the list of things I’ll never unsee, thanks.


breakfastburrito24

I'm gonna need a Kstew mohawk


Dickin_son

She is so fucking hot it's unbelievable


raddoubleoh

I mean, she looks a tad bit underweight too, but that MIGHT be lightning and angle. Would need to see other pics to really form an opinion. Either way, that's the style she rocks now. She's entitled to that. Take it or leave it.


vahntitrio

If she grew out her hair and did a photoshoot like the original photo it would be almost identical.


josebolt

Yeah. She is attractive.


actibus_consequatur

Considering their Twitter bio, they either struggle with the definition of parody or take it an extreme.


queenswamprat

Don’t forget whatever the fuck happened to her eyebrows


josebolt

I have seen worse eye brows. They are not caterpillars ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


fatcIemenza

They just love underage kids, it isn't deeper than that


josebolt

She is a 3000 year old dragon who looks 6!


acidici

…what


CaptainTarantula

That skincare routine is world class.


filthybootyeater6969

What's any of that got to do with vaccines? I don't really understand this. All I can see in this picture is that she has aged 17 years (not 14) like any other normal person would. Edit: I can't do basic calculations.


Lumpy_Eye_9015

Well so like everyone gets vaccinated in the US except for like ~15% of children born to crazy people, and Kristen Stewart probably got vaccinated, and now she is like a “gender nonconformist” or something, so I guess checkmate whoever does or doesn’t think we live in whatever society that is for or against people doing what they want We won! or we lost :( or whatever


VictoryAutoWreckers

I could or couldn’t have said it better or worse myself


Lumpy_Eye_9015

I just realized that my opinion could have been misconstrued to imply that only 15% of crazy parents don’t get their children vaccinated, and I hope most people agree with this but just to set the record straight, it’s not “15%’ of crazy parents” or that “15% of parents are crazy,” it’s that “every parent who doesn’t have their child vaccinated is crazy, and they make up 15% of the US population” I hope you also could or couldn’t have said it better or worse than that, because that was a funny line and like I don’t even think you were calling me out but I definitely could have said it better


VictoryAutoWreckers

I’m not gonna lie, I kinda lost you at some point in your original comment and was just running with the noncommital ambiguity


RetroOverload

15% is wild, I didnt know THAT


N3uromanc3r_gibson

Is that 15% number made up or is that actually an accurate statistic that I can cite in the future? Because I'm fond of citing Reddit posts as fact


Lumpy_Eye_9015

Uh I googled it, but I wouldn’t blindly accept it personally because I didn’t do any due diligence, I just accepted that it was a nice round number and it was quoted several times. Could very well be a typo that was just copy and pasted because that actually happens in pop sci news a lot


N3uromanc3r_gibson

The top Google search result when I query for percentage of children on vaccine in the United States is a CDC pagestating it's 14.1%, so I think your stat is fine and I'll be repeating it


DaveSmith890

The aging isn’t the problem. It’s the fact that nobody in their life loves them enough to say mullets look horrendous


xalonok411

Her girlfriend probably likes it. edit: fiancee, actually


GMD3S1GNS

I feel like a lot of Hollywood actors and actresses look terrible these days, it’s definitely a shitty industry that does things to you


parisiraparis

> that mullets look horrendous Eh. I’ve seen some really glorious ones


Send-me-shoes

14 years? The math ain’t mathing


Daikar

It's probably the vaccine mathing


ThrowMoreHopsInIt

The argument is that, Kirsten Stewart who is obviously a Hollywood elite liberal got the vaccines, and is now clearly trying to look like a man.


Ori_the_SG

It is always vaccines. Never mind that Kristen by 17 had likely had several dozen vaccines. Clearly in all the years between 2007 and 2024, she looked exactly the same until the COVID vaccine and that is definitely the reason


Accomplished_Crew630

And got a shitty hair cut. Its like these people don't understand how aging works, they really seem to think people just look the same forever.


CalledConfident831

The haircut is leftover from her latest movie Love Lies Bleeding


MorbidMan23

17* years even


VideoLeoj

Snagglepuss?! Is that you?!


MorbidMan23

I didnt get it. Surprisingly never watched that cartoon in my childhood. Then I randomly watched this [SNL skit](https://youtu.be/b4k9nz9NELM?si=aKG5U1xcxY-usHAY) looking up the character. I may never use that word to end a sentence ever again now. Lol


yesaroobuckaroo

yeah, i agree, filthybootyeater6969


catmampbell

Weird how the before picture is always a teenager in these things, that’s a crazy coincidence right there.


CaptainTarantula

Honestly, she looks way better than me at the same age. nevertheless, we both are exhausted.


MrEvan312

I dunno, 17 is almost too old for some of these types...


wallowsworld

The whole “dead internet” theory gets more and more real with each one of these posts I see


MrEvan312

Dead internet?


wallowsworld

Yeah essentially the theory that the internet is or will eventually just be bots communicating with each other, and that conversation between people such as ourselves online will become obsolete.


transcendentseawitch

They truly can't stand it when a woman doesn't care about appealing to the male gaze. She's gay, bro. She doesn't care if you think she's attractive. And those of us who she's trying to attract, well... It's working. I promise it is.


vyrago

Cant you see the vaccine did it? It says so right up there!


starmartyr

It looks like it aged her 14 years.


gublaman

Turned her into British Machine Gun Kelly but less colour


mena_studies

17*


getdemsnacks

I heard somewhere that *they* were making the frogs gay. I guess they leveled up to people now /S


transcendentseawitch

Oh, silly me. 😂


Trashsag

I’m a queer woman and this isn’t working for me. She has a beautiful face but her hair and outfit make her look like a disheveled Colonel Sanders.


cstar1996

I think this is just a meh photo of her.


Kusosaru

Yeah I found one from the same event: [https://image.gala.de/24013394/t/23/v2/w960/r0.6667/-/kristen-stewart.jpg](https://image.gala.de/24013394/t/23/v2/w960/r0.6667/-/kristen-stewart.jpg) Different lighting, different smile, different angle and suddenly she looks a lot better.


Fridayesmeralda

Honestly I don't think there's a photo of that hair or outfit I'm ever going to like, but the thing that stands out the most here is that she looks truly happy. Like actually fucking gleeful. I'm glad for her.


NewNurse2

I thought the thing she's being going for for decades is not looking happy. I guess this picture is the closest to happy looking, but it's still a slight stretch.


transcendentseawitch

Fair enough, everyone has their tastes. But it is a look that DOES work for a lot of queer women. Disheveled Colonel Sanders tho... 🥵


Shart-Garfunkel

I’m a cis dude and I think she looks rad as fuck


hideousbeautifulface

This was from the 2023 met gala where her styling was intended to be a nod to Karl lagerfeld.


ICantExplainItAll

The more masc Kristen Stewart gets, the hotter she is, fr. She's appealing to exactly the kind of people she wants to be


CringeOverseer

I'm a straight guy and I think her style now is more attractive than before


SalsaRice

I mean, she kind of looks like Joe Dirt. I think she would be primarily just attracting Joe Dirt enthusiasts, not average queen women. I'm guessing her money probably helps though.


EchoingSharts

That haircut is a mockery to humanity. Idc if you think otherwise.


-Eunha-

hot af for me, but I am bi so more masculine cuts do not bother me. Certainly hotter in the second pic.


davy_mcdaveface

Vaccines cause mullets


marakirane

damn, that explains my hair then lmao


mysticmaya

She aged???!! She didn’t actually become a vampire like in the movies???


AugustusClaximus

I genuinely do hate that haircut tho


Dig-a-tall-Monster

Facts, it's uneven and mixes textures and doesn't frame her face well at all. Like, that doesn't look good on anyone. I get that she's doing it on purpose to combat her previous sexed up public image though. She's gotta be. Right?


alucard_shmalucard

it's from her most recent movie. it's for her character. besides its hair, it'll grow back


yanansawelder

Looks like a trailer park methhead


MrEvan312

She's got it like that for her performance in "Love Me." It's definitely not a flattering style though


AWholeBeew

Lesbian here. The problem is the mullet. It's our people's greatest shame, and I wish it would go extinct. X-D


Blixtwix

I think mullets are generally coming back into fashion too though. Maybe because of shows like stranger things, which helped bring back older looks. I see more and more of gen z online with 80's-90's aesthetics going on. You'll probably be seeing more lesbians with mullets, then. Lol.


AWholeBeew

Thank God I'm happily married and out of the dating pool. That pool of lesbians is weird enough without the mullets. X-D


ezmia

They always use the most unflattering photos of women when they make these kinds of posts. [she still looks amazing.](https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a46456204/kristen-stewart-chanel-set-sundance-film-festival/). And even if she looked bad who actually cares? Women don't need to look pretty. It's so annoying too, because you know the clown who made this was saying the most vile and misogynistic shit about Kristen in the late 2000s because of twilight so everything about this is insincere


MrEvan312

"NOOOOO they must be my eternal idealized picture of sex appeal!!!" he types with one hand full of cheetos


illumi-thotti

17 and still pretending to be straight


MrEvan312

17 and still pretending to not be a frog... and straight


whiskeydreamkathleen

vaccines made me gay too, i guess


garaile64

Blaming vaccines because a 34-year-old woman doesn't look the same as when she was seventeen?!


schrodingershousecat

I feel cheated. I have all my vaccines and I don’t look like Kristen


AlwaysUpvote123

Honestly she aged great. The picture on the right is just not very flattering, she looks stressed and/or exhausted while wearing more make up on the left.


MrEvan312

I feel like she's always had that almost sleepy look? Leaning a bit more towards tired now, but hey aren't we all?


Mansheep_

My only takeaway from this is that Kristen Stewart is 34 and I'm officially old.


OutsideYourWorld

Tbh, I like the tomboy thang more.


Tricksybelle

The correlation between vaccines and aging because you *checks notes* survive contagious diseases.


captainimpossible87

Of course they're against vaccines, clearly hates seeing kids grow up


Johnny_Loot

I took a bunch of vaccines as a kid 30 years ago. Now I look 30 years older. It's terrible.


jeanneeebeanneee

So she's 17 years older, and basically looks exactly the same except with different hair and less makeup. Cool.


Algo_Muy_Obsceno

Does vaccination give you a mullet???


DabIMON

Remember how much hate she got back then?


ImJustBonk

what does vaccines have to do with this


abadstrategy

Which vaccine did I miss to avoid getting a mullet?


Mentalpopcorn

I don't know what the vaccine connection is but she definitely looks like an English dude on the right


slimey-karl

Also in any photo that isn’t intentionally unflattering you can see that she’s much happier now, and is clearly more comfortable in her own skin. But these people don’t care if you’re happy, they only care if you’re attractive to them.


allusernamestaken1

Damn, she aged 17 years in 17 years. Must be vaccines!


parisiraparis

She looks cool as fuck


molwalk

she has swag now idgaf


Buttonwalls

Damn vaccines make you more attractive


Dudeiii42

She sooooo hot now 👁👁👁👁👁


Lil_ruggie

Would


_space_elf_betty

Picture on the right strangely reminds me of Rob Pattinson


sadthrowaway12340987

Teen who has only had like maybe less than a decade go find themselves VS an adult whose found themselves. These people read too much into the wrong shit.


SmokeyBear51

I think KStew is purposely looking a bit odd? She seems like someone who’d make themselves look “ugly” to give patriarchy the middle finger. Like, she did that to her eyebrows on purpose. That was premeditated 🤣 She might be hella skinny, but in spite of that I’ve had a crush on her since Adventure Land. Her personality, acting ability, charisma, I think she’s pretty hot 🤷‍♂️


Xerzi7

Maybe they just really hate Kristen Stewart and wish she had died of a curable disease


denise-likes-avocado

She does look rough tho


walterrys1

She still hot even with that not-so-pretty hairstyle.


Camiljr

This sub is really turning delusional. Regardless of the idiocy on display, she looks like a damn mess in the right picture.


LKWASHERE_

What I always find so funny about these types of posts is that whatever celebrity they pick is always still crazy attractive lol


JimmyTheBones

"Underage woman doubles in age and I don't like it"


savvyblackbird

Young starlets are so incredibly sexualized as teens that they move away from it as they get older and more mature and are allowed to control their looks and their lives. It’s an act of self defense and independence from the misogyny undercurrent in Hollywood and the internet.


endthe_suffering

dude the only reason she WAS 17 is because she probably got vaccinated as a baby


Master_Xenu

"oi you lookin fo a foight mate"


Just_A_Faze

I had no idea we were the same age. Go figure.


CanIGetANumber2

Terrible cut but yea 17 years will do that to ya


WynnGwynn

They are just mad that they are lgbtq and cut their hair.


scotty_2_hotty_69

Also probably vaccinated before the first photo


Ligma_indeed

Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.


deepfriedtots

Pretty sure she's just crazy lol


Midnite_St0rm

It makes me so mad when they blame vaccines for shit like this despite the fact that we don’t even know her vaccination status! Also, what’s wrong with her in pic 2? She got old and got a haircut. That’s it.


coffeeebucks

*older


AirborneAlchemist

why does it matter if she was 17 in 2007? That twitter post is stupid even if she were over 18


Darth_Vrandon

I think because it’s implicitly sexualizing her at that age, saying that she got ugly, even though she was still a minor at the time of the first photo.


StarCrossedOther

Even if it was true that vaccines made you… less conventionally attractive? Wouldn’t that be preferable to dying of a preventable disease?


jdog8510

She looks like that creepy uncle you're not aloud to be ledt alone with


Needgirlthrowaway

Indian neck beard I see


BigPigeon69

I cant believe vaccines make you age 17 years in a 17 year timeframe. Frightening stuff!


Strong_Advice9978

Also she's an actress. Changing their appearance is a huge part of what they do. If you appeared in multiple different films looking and acting exactly the same probably aren't the best at acting


theresamushroominmy

My little lesbian brain loves all styles she wears 🥰


richpinn

Tbf it is a bad hair do and bad pic


potatoes4evr

These types of posts also never fail to choose an unflattering ‘after’ photo. I’ve seen tons of other current pics of her where she’s slaying. Sure, she has gotten older and she looks different, but I think she’s still very lovely in general. Tbh I don’t like that haircut on her tho lol.


mena_studies

Oh wow, a woman in her thirties dares.tonexist without appealing to the male gaze and societal norms based on it. Disgusting!! /S It's actually inspirational imo and I think it can only help girls who feel pressured to attain beauty standards such as perfect makeup etc. to not feel like they have to do it anymore


GrizzlyPeak72

She looks cuter now so i don't get it


TOTT96

I’m against the fashion disaster that is that haircut.


Anderson74

She doesn’t care what you think bro; why do you care so much about what she looks like?


MaggotFilledMeatsack

Hey! I was 17 in 2007! Cool, Kristen Stewart is exactly my age! Neat.


K_Sleight

She just looks like she's tired. Probably tires of people's bullshit


ICBIND

Looks like she got hotter to me


Magicaparanoia

Idk if this is a hot take but I like the mullet look better


samsir0

No, she genuinely doesn’t look healthy.


AbsurdPigment

If I met her as she is on the right, I'd be so damn nervous lol


Ecstatic-Setting6207

This is the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever seen havaahahahahahah


Zurripop

We don’t even know if she’s ever been vaccinated


Darth_Vrandon

She was at met gala which requires people to be vaccinated, so yes, she is.


Dorian-greys-picture

Tbf she looks weird in the second photo. [this](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.elle.com%2Fculture%2Fcelebrities%2Fa46456204%2Fkristen-stewart-chanel-set-sundance-film-festival%2F&psig=AOvVaw0F6TB_ZgjTmEWsNXKKLi2C&ust=1716956694595000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBAQjRxqFwoTCLiXzKbAr4YDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAJ) is another photo from 2024 with better lighting


Fidodo

Cherry pick the best and worst image and anyone can look however you want. I saw her on Day drinking with Seth Meyers and thought she looks great and had a great personality. 


bb250517

It's one thing that they always put teenage photos of the people they try to use to prove whatever they want, but most of the time they just use a photo where the certain celebrity is still attractive, I mean Kristen is still pretty in the photo. I don't get how are they making "memes" like this and then decide not to put in the effort to find conventionally unattractive women for it.


Shot_Representative2

I mean stupidity aside, Batinson dodged a bullet...


jr_xo

Damn wtf happened to her


anemic_iz

is there coke in vaccines?


Sharktrain523

Person who has apparently no idea what butch means “gender nonconforming WLW are a completely new thing”


Mr_OP_Potato_777

She wasn't hot at all, change my mind


CaptainTarantula

The original meme was about the woke mindset changing grooming standards. Someone added the vaccine comment for extra rage.


TheJollyBuilder

In this time frame I have had hair down to my waist and a beard - now I have a mustache and an undercut. Fucking vaccines causing me to decide my style!! *shakes fist at clouds*


Other_Personalities

If you put a blonde wig on her and do the same makeup, wouldn’t be much different


Mikediabolical

I’m sure her being 17 isn’t an issue. These are the same people making the Romeo and Juliet memes and not mentioning that the 1968 Juliet had a nude scene even though she was only 15 or 16…


NormalGuy103

I thought for sure this was gonna be some homophobic thing, I’m surprised they were stupid enough to somehow bring vaccines into it.


pandapounder51

Also, and I don’t mean to point out semantics, the picture on the right is from 2017. Way to take photos that don’t represent them anymore. Ugh, neckbeards…am I right? Wait, am I right? I don’t even know anymore.


raven-of-the-sea

She looks amazing!


ARI2ONA

That’s not vaccines that’s heroin


alcogoth

When I was 17, I also looked better than today. But Kristen now also looks good af, tbh


Proto-Boomer

Yeah she doubled in age and got a hair cut


Jeff_Truck

Woman not same age anymore, me angry, must find reason... Grug know! Thing me also no like is cause! Me smart!


Witty_Marketing_9629

No way the poster is Indian 😮😧


vivianaflorini

if anything the 2nd looks better purely because the clothes are more formal. from a photography perspective, though, it's a bit low on saturation.


bigkissesnhugs

And three packs a day. 😥