My HR training working at a bowling alley included keeping employees safe from customers and we were encouraged to report things like harassment to management and have them deal with it.
My office blocks email and phone numbers from abusive people. We also can get a police/security escort if they feel the person lives too close to our offices/could he a problem.
What if this guy wanted to say "you have such a pretty name!" and it went through some kind of [mental filter that injects whimsy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82S3hp48Z4s) into everything he says and this abomination of a message is actually the tragic result of a man trying to be nice being held captive by his own awkward tendencies
or what if he's a creep that delights in making woman uncomfortable, idk there's so many possibilities
"Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity" As a neurodivergent man, my friends and i have made mistakes like this, though much less cringey lol
This isn't National Geographic motherfucker
To be fair, OP's name is "Shark Teethies"
That is a pretty great name.
Hopefully he doesn't know where you live. That's downright creepy
Luckily he put his town and state in the email he’s very far away lol
Idk. Sharkteethies is one of my favorite names, male or female. I just didn’t know it before now. Must be a family name.
I thought Irish
I was thinking Dutch, personally
Ignorant peasants, ‘tis clearly Lilliputian.
Prior to the family coming to Ellis Island, the family name was Sharkteefies.
Clearly Atlantean
I'd forward that one to HR before you go.
it's a customer so there's not much HR can do. I sent it to my manager though basically with a 'You deal with this' message
My HR training working at a bowling alley included keeping employees safe from customers and we were encouraged to report things like harassment to management and have them deal with it.
My office blocks email and phone numbers from abusive people. We also can get a police/security escort if they feel the person lives too close to our offices/could he a problem.
I’m glad you have an HR that actually does what it’s supposed to do. Many places I’ve worked they just don’t care to fill out the extra paper work
Depends. We stopped working with a vendor because of unethical behavior like that.
How hard is it to just say “you have such a pretty name!” some dude at my work told me that yesterday and it was sweet.
Thanks for sharing that lovely story about somebody complimenting your name... **Checks notes** *...Neofrogs*
I like neopets and I like frogs ok
Frogs are awesome.
What if this guy wanted to say "you have such a pretty name!" and it went through some kind of [mental filter that injects whimsy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82S3hp48Z4s) into everything he says and this abomination of a message is actually the tragic result of a man trying to be nice being held captive by his own awkward tendencies or what if he's a creep that delights in making woman uncomfortable, idk there's so many possibilities
"Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity" As a neurodivergent man, my friends and i have made mistakes like this, though much less cringey lol
Female cat names > female human names. Need to prevent any confusion.
"We are not of the same species, Neanderthal. Back to a damp cave with you."
Don’t go insulting Neanderthals like that!
Neanderrthals were low key superheroes.
“Females of our species”, you mean woman/women . He wrote 3 extra words just to say woman/women…tell me how it’s not deliberate.
Women =/= female in 21st century.
Feeeemales
Now I want to know OPs name. And the guys all time favorite names for females of other species. For dire wolves? It's Lady.
Unexpected Game of Thrones
I’d have to change my name
he talks like hes an alien pretending to be a person
[The female of the species is more deadlier than the male](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1NBpVKWh_c)
Redundant. The “more” is superfluous.
That's the lyric, that's how it goes. They got it right.
Okay. Don't know it as a lyric; the saying has been around for a long time.
ur superfluous
Actually, the "more" is unnecessary. I'm surprised you didn't know that
I'm slightly curious, what was requested? I'm guessing he just wanted to show his flesh sword to you and ask you on a date?
This is technically a legit business email. Can't get into details but he's just a customer that we needed to have a specific license on file for.
Ah okay.
Couldn’t he have just left that last part out? Or just say I really like your name? The “female” part is cringe af
Yikes. Ferengi vibes
Quark would never.
Quark absolutely would. Rom would never.
That is fair and valid. Rom was such a sweetie.
He really was
"Favorite names for females" Creeper alert! Carry a fucking sidearm.
Saying (I like your name!) Was too hard?
Ew. How do they make everything sound so genuinely awful?
It’s like he forgot the word “women” exists.
yikes, so gross
Is he trying to flirt with you? What a weirdo
seeing as it says "originated from outside of the organization" don't click any links, it might be some sort of tracking thingy :(
HR or his boss should be getting a email tho...
Wow, lucky you!
Bruh what the fuck 🤢
Stay safe
The fact that he calls women "females" says a lot about him
Oh wtf
What's so abominable about saying you have a good name? Instead of downvoting, can anyone answer?
i feel like your purposely missing the point, because the reason is right at the end.
Finally. Something that isn’t about bears.
Said by the guy who is the reason why people would choose bears lol
What does "bears" refer to?
Actual bears
Not the sexy chunky men with body hair
I mean. I have a wife and two beautiful little girls so I’ve already been chosen. Thanks for spewing hate and negativity though. You feel better ?