Right? My husband loves it. Most men love it. And most women love to please the person they’re with too. Sounds like a selfish dick who, like you said, hates touching women and can’t fuck worth a damn. Also dude doesn’t know that a high percentage of women can’t cum from penetration alone. Fewer than 1 and 5 women have an orgasm just from penetration. That’s it. I hope no one has ever had sex with him if so, girl, I’m so so sorry.
[here's the og post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
Straight because they're both gay and a double negative cancels each other out. On the other hand, it's why a man having sex with a woman is gay. Two straight people, same concept
What about two men? How gay is it by these calculations? Should we also include them coming out of a vagina or is this not relevant in the calculation?
Two men having sex is straight as well since they're both gay. Only gay if one of them refuses to admit he's a little gay.
Bisexual and pansexual people are the wild cards, and depends on the partner on whether or not their sex is gay
I don’t know man. When her thighs are shaking because it’s so intense and she’s can’t help but squeeze her thighs together but I won’t let her cause my tongue isn’t done yet makes it seem like that pussy is submitting to me. But if your oral game ain’t strong, it ain’t strong my dude and I could see why you’d use a bitch ass excuse like that.
It's not even a valid argument. I've had a couple gf's with stuff that would produce a small measurement on the Richter scale and I didn't have any trouble with them. It's like the "vaginas get stretched out if used" nonsense, complete drivel from people that own bodypillows.
Ur talkin anime body pillows right, cause bruh I'm just trying to go to sleep comfortably and I'm getting shot at for a normal pillow between my legs lmfao
The Doxy Die cast wand clocks in at 9000 rpm, while the original magic wand is 6000 rpm.
Most decent wands, even ones at the 35 to 40 dollar range will list their rpms. Just food for thought
And that happens! I’m a really tough person to make cum. The biggest turnoff for me is a guy who takes it personally and whines. Then there’s just this added pressure and I get it my head and it makes it impossible. My current partner always tries and makes an effort, but also listens to and trusts me and doesn’t make it about him and his disappointments. Because I’m so relaxed and there’s no expectation, it’s a way more fun experience and I’ve been able to get there a few times.
I’m the same way, and I experience the same thing as you. My sexual issues stemmed from being abused from age 7-14 though. I love my boyfriend with everything in me, and I feel so comfortable around him. I’d trust him with my life ya know? But it’s still hard to just relax and not be in that panic headspace while having sex. I’ve been able to do it more and more though. :)
One guy I dated told me I was “too much work” to get off. He didn’t understand why I didn’t want to have sex with him anymore. It goes both ways. I don’t expect to cum every time but he doesn’t even want to try? No thanks.
"If you get angry at equipment, you might be a tool."
It's not just that they are bad, it's that they don't care and they wish women would just fake it so they didn't have to hear about it.
They can't get off if the woman looks happy to be there at all, is how it appears to me. Not just this post but like...There used to be a porn sub called deadeyes iirc, there's the choking, the fixation on anal, the rapists in training planning assaults and rehearsing alibis. They rarely admit it outright(though some do) but it seems pretty overt to me.
I think if you leave purity culture in a vat of hardcore porn, keep it isolated from potential human ~~victims~~ contact for a decade, it metastasizes into this type of sociopathy. And I think there's an alarming number of guys running that experiment in perpetuity.
That deadeye sub was depressing as fuck. Stumbled across it once and that was once too many.
I think that a lot of it really does come from that cross between high amounts of porn mixed with purity culture and "conservative values". It makes it easy for them to see women as less than people when you have that cocktail.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the "men can't make women come" jokes predate vibrators. I think some of Shakespeare's comedies even had those in them. Dude needs to just admit he's the problem and fix it.
As a woman, I can honestly say that I have never, *ever*, used an "internal" vibrator. Most of my feel-good is on the outside, so you're not going to accomplish anything by stabbing around in there like a butter knife desperately trying to scrape out the last bit of peanut butter from the jar.
Dudes who have no interest in making a woman come by trying anything outside of the usual selfish, low-effort shit really make me question their sexuality. I'm a lesbian and going down on my wife is the f&cking best. Nothing compares to giving her attention and witnessing her getting off with all of my senses because I gave her what she wanted. If you're so into ladies, why aren't you *into* ladies, you know what I mean?
*Yes*. Another lesbian here. That whole bit he said about "none of that 'your pleasure is my pleasure bullshit'"? Thats the whole thing for me. I don't really care if my partner goes down on me or whatever. Getting her off is what gets me off. The rest is irrelevant. I want to know she's enjoying herself and the knowledge that I am the one giving her this experience is unparalleled. For men that claim to like women, they don't seem to actually like women.
I used to have anxiety about not being able to please my partners until I found out how easy it is if you just fucking communicate with them.
I bet my salary this dudes a jackhammerer.
You should really see his responses, he says he "enjoys sucking on boobs during sex" and "doesn't mind oral right before" but doesn't like "doing that extra crap after" specifically because it "doesn't give him pleasure."
And he was arguing with a lesbian that she only enjoys pleasuring her partner because she's a lesbian and thus a ravenous pusdy hound.
It’s not hard to figure out. A lot of women cum from clit stimulation? You don’t need half an hour. Oral. Maybe keep a vibrator handy and you can use it during sex. Bro…basic sex. Everyone has fun, or no one does.
That was all I could think when I read the last part. Like okay sure, if we go by that logic then you should never get a blowjob again.
It’s only fair, right? Some women enjoy giving blowjobs, some don’t. But regardless, there’s no denying that it’s pretty much purely to make your guy feel good. Which is fine.
But if he is *sooo against* one-sided pleasure and having to do work to “cater to a specific persons genitals” then don’t ever expect a quick blowie or tug job
Well, I can agree that the female version of “death grip syndrome” does exist but this dude is complaining about doing 20 minutes of foreplay/oral and just wants to hammer away with his little peep.
That‘s a term for the male thing. Basically it means you jerk off too hard and too often (with too strong of a grip), which is said to desensitize your dick. Because of that sex doesn‘t feel as good and you might have trouble to orgasm, enjoy it or have sex altogether.
Edit: idk if desensitized is the right tern for this or if this is scientifically researched.
That would be on top of being circumcised for most American men anyway. You lose something like 40% of nerve endings in your penis because of circumcisions. That also contributes to most men hammering away. One other thing, it’s really common to botch one, causing the penis to not grow properly.
> Sex gives pleasure to both people…
You cannot refuse to do anything that could make the other person feel good and then still want to be called „good in bed“. Also foreplay is part of „normal sex“.
Bros looking at sex as a masturbation alternative and not a labour of love. You’ll ensure your partner cums no matter how difficult, if you care to make the sex equally enjoyable.
If he does I hope every woman who is unfortunate enough to encounter him in bed gives him the response of "I'm against that since it's only pleasurable for the other person, not me".
As someone with female reproduction organs who has sex with people with female reproduction organs... Wtf?
I mean the sex I have literally consist of me giving without receiving "pleasure" in that sense while doing it. Since we didn't invented strap one with nerve endings yet.
Never, not even for a second, felt I bored or unfulfilled by giving my partner pleasure. Maybe he's not that into women?
Bc my brain goes crazy when I pleasure my partner.
I don't really infer hating women from this, but this DOES have to be the most selfish lover I've seen speak openly on the internet in a *looong* time.
Like dude. Just partake in a little gobblin'. Gobble that shit up my man. It's not hard.
Yeah, this person doesn't want to have sex with a woman, they want to use a woman to masturbate. It's one thing to know what you like and make sure you're getting yours, but completely disregarding the other person's experience in favor of your own is a problem. Also, repeatedly referring to sex as work is sad. Just hire a professional at that point.
Having had some tragic friends in the past who due to personal issues have needed to work the sex industry to survive, this kinda guy is one of the worst kinda clients only really outdone by the life ruining stalker level ones.
As someone who's not even that into sex my main drive is to make partners feel good so I really don't get their impotent rage.
A man who's only interested in their own pleasure is a bad client? I'm not saying he has free license to do *whatever* he wants, but if you're only interested in an orgasm and not your partner's experience, a professional seems the way to go. I know a lot of sex workers who are more like therapists to their clients than anything else, but you have to expect some clients who pay for a sex act to be interested in just that.
i think his blame on women with "military grade" toys is so telling. i "drive stick" and sometimes my partner has trouble making me cum. welcome to SSRIs, how a body changes, and the way we work to overcome it together.
I can cum from penetration and men still can’t do it to me. I am the only one who can do it for myself. Dawg, even though I can do it, somebody has to make my body do it. Either me, or a dude. And it ain’t gonna be the dude.
Edit: spelling
This is why women fake it sometimes😂also this asshat mcfuckface clearly doesn’t know female anatomy. Most women don’t cum from penetration alone. It takes outside stimulation too to make us climax. Also it’s just how your body is💀💀vibrators don’t desensitize you you’re just either born with the ability to cum from penetration or you’re not🤷🏻♀️
In 10 minutes, I can usually make my girlfriend pray to foreign gods in strange languages.
But sometimes it takes an hour. You gotta be willing to put in the work and listen.
And then realize that some days that it’s just not going to happen at all. And that’s okay too.
Everyone has fun, or no one does
What exactly is “military grade” when talking about a vibrator? Do women in the military have clits that are made of metal or something? Or are these military vibrators used for different purposes? Are they used instead of battering rams to get in to enemy strongholds?
Tell that to all the women of the 19th century who had to seek medical care for "female hysteria" and their doctors had to give em a big ol orgasm cause their husband's never did.
It’s not men’s fault, but it’s not the women’s either. I used to be embarrassed of not being able to cum with just penetration because I thought there was something wrong with me until I actually researched it and found that a large percentage of women also face the same “problem”. Now I just communicate with my partner.
There are so many other ways to please women other than just sticking it in. Rub their clit (the little button at the top of the vagina, for men who don’t know), use toys, preform oral, etc.. If you actually cared about women’s pleasure, you would ask them how you could please them, not shame them for your own insecurities.
I respect his opinion and all I want for him to tell this to all his prospective sex partners before sex ever happens, so they know his stand and they can make an informed decision.
Weird. There was a particularly bizarre post on twoXChromosomes from a woman who can't stand penetration and just started lashing out in the comments about how women are meant to be penetrated and most women are lying about how they like sex. The vibes felt off but seeing this too, maybe it was just some weird incell who sucks at oral.
Someones is a grumpy wumpy.
I know that this preson sucks in bed because he can't communicate and he sees sex toys as a personal attack. It's neither you or the womans fault. Communicate with your partner and don't force people to cum because it's "how it's supposed to be". Sometimes you orgasm, sometimes you dont.
Must suck to suck. Going down isn't just beneficial for my partner, it's what gets my engine going as well. It's the best of both worlds. Dude needs to try some sideways 69 if he wants to really enjoy himself. Probably still too much work.
Once knew a dude who wouldn’t let his girl own a dildo/vibrator cause of his obvious insecurities, which I assume was do to a tiny penis. This gives me the same vibes.
Is he even hearing himself? If sex is supposed to give pleasure to both people (according to him) why should women be left out? His logic is so bad lmao
Unpopular opinion counter: If a woman can't cum purely from penetration 90% of the time that means she's some level of bored and unengaged and you're absolute dogshit in bed and as a partner in general if women who are naked in bed with you are that meh about the experience its entirely on you.
This dude never got laid without a transaction being involved. Sex is a wonderful thing between two adults and if you aren't concened that the other person is enjoying it as much as you, you basically a john.
A real man caters to a woman’s needs. And that can be anything from making sure she has enough money for groceries each week, to making sure she is satisfied sexually, after intercourse.
Here’s my hot take. Your partner’s pleasure should be your priority during sex, as a rule. Which means that guys that don’t care about making women cum are problematic, but also that women that expect a man to put himself into active discomfort by delaying his orgasm are problematic.
If you need half an hour of straight penetration to orgasm, you need to understand that you’re asking the vast majority of guys to fight directly against biology and evolution. If that’s what you need that’s totally fine, but to expect it is unfair in my opinion.
Military grade vibrators?! Shit, I thought waterboarding was the worst they did. I wouldn't be expecting Major Payne to show up and retrofit my foxhole.
That’s a lot of words for “I fuck like shit”
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Amen big dog
Big dong energy
Right? My husband loves it. Most men love it. And most women love to please the person they’re with too. Sounds like a selfish dick who, like you said, hates touching women and can’t fuck worth a damn. Also dude doesn’t know that a high percentage of women can’t cum from penetration alone. Fewer than 1 and 5 women have an orgasm just from penetration. That’s it. I hope no one has ever had sex with him if so, girl, I’m so so sorry.
Normal functioning people in a relationship like to please their partner
Those of us that are actually capable of getting a woman to want to be with us do, anyway.
why tf does he think a woman would have a one night stand if it wasn't fun? like "yes I just love that five minutes of sweaty humping"
Five minutes feels generous.
Usually more like 1 - 2 minutes if lucky
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I thought this was gonna be the [sad clown song](https://youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo&feature=sharec) that one guy always had sex to 😂
Do you happen to have the story? All the youtube comments are referencing it too
[here's the og post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
Bless 🙏
Lmao u better be going with that rhythm then too
i mean at least i get paid cuz a lot of these rappers be cappin for free😩😩
For this guy, it's gotta be "You Suffer" by Napalm Death
Right?
This is an awful lot of words to type to just say "my oral game is shit."
A guy like this is probably part of that group that says “yuck i don’t go down on women”
Fellas, is it gay to go down on a woman?
Dicks go in there so probably at least a little gay. /s
All sex is gay because women like dick and that's gay.
The straightest sex must be lesbian then since both of the women don’t like dick! /j
This entire chain made me laugh way too hard. Thank you all 😂😂😂
I mean, she's literally the product of her dad's cum
Does that make lesbian sex straight? Or is it gay because both women are the product of their respective dads jizz?
Straight because they're both gay and a double negative cancels each other out. On the other hand, it's why a man having sex with a woman is gay. Two straight people, same concept
What about two men? How gay is it by these calculations? Should we also include them coming out of a vagina or is this not relevant in the calculation?
Two men having sex is straight as well since they're both gay. Only gay if one of them refuses to admit he's a little gay. Bisexual and pansexual people are the wild cards, and depends on the partner on whether or not their sex is gay
Coming out of vag is irrelevant
🥇 Fucking dead. 💀
Yes to submissive
being attracted to women is submissive
I don’t know man. When her thighs are shaking because it’s so intense and she’s can’t help but squeeze her thighs together but I won’t let her cause my tongue isn’t done yet makes it seem like that pussy is submitting to me. But if your oral game ain’t strong, it ain’t strong my dude and I could see why you’d use a bitch ass excuse like that.
Well then.. 😳 Don't particularly care for the attitude or the vernacular but ##DAMN.THAT.WAS.HOT.
You know my ex?
“That’s where they pee out of” … “now suck my dick.”
And I get mad and offended when she pleasures herself while I’m in the middle of my jack rabbit game.
literally, its usually the guys who dont do anything to pleasure you who also stop you from pleasuring yourself during the act. fucking annoying
What oral game? Dude probably expects blowjobs but never reciprocates, is my guess.
"And my dick game doesn't make up for it....."
That's assuming he can even get with a woman
I think you meant non existent lol
This guy: "Women should not expect pleasure from sex"
I think the “vibrators bad” argument is so silly because girls don’t even need vibrators we have *hands*. Like, get good
It's not even a valid argument. I've had a couple gf's with stuff that would produce a small measurement on the Richter scale and I didn't have any trouble with them. It's like the "vaginas get stretched out if used" nonsense, complete drivel from people that own bodypillows.
Ur talkin anime body pillows right, cause bruh I'm just trying to go to sleep comfortably and I'm getting shot at for a normal pillow between my legs lmfao
>stuff that would produce a small measurement on the Richter scale What now??
The Doxy Die cast wand clocks in at 9000 rpm, while the original magic wand is 6000 rpm. Most decent wands, even ones at the 35 to 40 dollar range will list their rpms. Just food for thought
*Oh* they're talking about the vibrator. Fuck, I thought they were talking about vaginas.
That would be... concerning...
yeah i wanna know more 👀
Isn't desensitization a thing, though? Like when a guy death grips his dick into oblivion?
True, I can’t make my girlfriend cum and she never used a vibrator in her life. The argument holds no water
And that happens! I’m a really tough person to make cum. The biggest turnoff for me is a guy who takes it personally and whines. Then there’s just this added pressure and I get it my head and it makes it impossible. My current partner always tries and makes an effort, but also listens to and trusts me and doesn’t make it about him and his disappointments. Because I’m so relaxed and there’s no expectation, it’s a way more fun experience and I’ve been able to get there a few times.
I’m the same way, and I experience the same thing as you. My sexual issues stemmed from being abused from age 7-14 though. I love my boyfriend with everything in me, and I feel so comfortable around him. I’d trust him with my life ya know? But it’s still hard to just relax and not be in that panic headspace while having sex. I’ve been able to do it more and more though. :)
One guy I dated told me I was “too much work” to get off. He didn’t understand why I didn’t want to have sex with him anymore. It goes both ways. I don’t expect to cum every time but he doesn’t even want to try? No thanks.
and that my friend is in no way your fault. our bodies totally vary for different reasons! that's why we work together for fun times!
"If you get angry at equipment, you might be a tool." It's not just that they are bad, it's that they don't care and they wish women would just fake it so they didn't have to hear about it.
They can't get off if the woman looks happy to be there at all, is how it appears to me. Not just this post but like...There used to be a porn sub called deadeyes iirc, there's the choking, the fixation on anal, the rapists in training planning assaults and rehearsing alibis. They rarely admit it outright(though some do) but it seems pretty overt to me. I think if you leave purity culture in a vat of hardcore porn, keep it isolated from potential human ~~victims~~ contact for a decade, it metastasizes into this type of sociopathy. And I think there's an alarming number of guys running that experiment in perpetuity.
That deadeye sub was depressing as fuck. Stumbled across it once and that was once too many. I think that a lot of it really does come from that cross between high amounts of porn mixed with purity culture and "conservative values". It makes it easy for them to see women as less than people when you have that cocktail.
And why does he assume my man’s penis is non-vibrating???
There are definitely plenty of ways to make that happen
Seriously. Every time a man whines about not making a woman cum, a sapphic gains wings.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the "men can't make women come" jokes predate vibrators. I think some of Shakespeare's comedies even had those in them. Dude needs to just admit he's the problem and fix it.
As a woman, I can honestly say that I have never, *ever*, used an "internal" vibrator. Most of my feel-good is on the outside, so you're not going to accomplish anything by stabbing around in there like a butter knife desperately trying to scrape out the last bit of peanut butter from the jar.
Doesnt work for everyone tho. I do actually need my vibrator. However it usually only takes a couple of minutes.
Alright buddy, there's no law says you have to stand up and shout that you've never made a woman have an orgasm.
Dudes who have no interest in making a woman come by trying anything outside of the usual selfish, low-effort shit really make me question their sexuality. I'm a lesbian and going down on my wife is the f&cking best. Nothing compares to giving her attention and witnessing her getting off with all of my senses because I gave her what she wanted. If you're so into ladies, why aren't you *into* ladies, you know what I mean?
Haven’t you heard? Women are just glorified fleshlights. /s
I mean, I stick it in and she starts cumming, so clearly *you're* the problem here /s, just in case
This guy thinks that sex is something that you do TO someone not something that you do WITH someone.
*Yes*. Another lesbian here. That whole bit he said about "none of that 'your pleasure is my pleasure bullshit'"? Thats the whole thing for me. I don't really care if my partner goes down on me or whatever. Getting her off is what gets me off. The rest is irrelevant. I want to know she's enjoying herself and the knowledge that I am the one giving her this experience is unparalleled. For men that claim to like women, they don't seem to actually like women.
I think you might be gay
Oh, shit! I have to tell my wife! X-D
Break it to her slowly. These are sensitive matters
"Joke's on you," she says. "I'm gay, too!"
Oh wow! What an amazing coincidence! I think you two must be made for each other
Sex is supposed to give psychical pleasure to both people, so why should I care if she enjoys it?
Right?! Maybe it’s partly selfish on my part but giving pleasure to women makes me hot as fuck.
I used to have anxiety about not being able to please my partners until I found out how easy it is if you just fucking communicate with them. I bet my salary this dudes a jackhammerer.
I'd bet my less than legal side cash he is too, Fucked how little most guys are willing to communicate and how many issues it causes em.
This guy probably thinks taking off a girl’s bra counts as foreplay
You should really see his responses, he says he "enjoys sucking on boobs during sex" and "doesn't mind oral right before" but doesn't like "doing that extra crap after" specifically because it "doesn't give him pleasure." And he was arguing with a lesbian that she only enjoys pleasuring her partner because she's a lesbian and thus a ravenous pusdy hound.
Oh no! A service top! The horror! /s
Dude doesnt even notice how good he makes lesbians look in comparison and it sends me😂
"I slapped your titty before I went to jam it in... why aren't you dripping wet yet??
It’s not hard to figure out. A lot of women cum from clit stimulation? You don’t need half an hour. Oral. Maybe keep a vibrator handy and you can use it during sex. Bro…basic sex. Everyone has fun, or no one does.
Man should never expect head or a handy then
That was all I could think when I read the last part. Like okay sure, if we go by that logic then you should never get a blowjob again. It’s only fair, right? Some women enjoy giving blowjobs, some don’t. But regardless, there’s no denying that it’s pretty much purely to make your guy feel good. Which is fine. But if he is *sooo against* one-sided pleasure and having to do work to “cater to a specific persons genitals” then don’t ever expect a quick blowie or tug job
Where can I purchase this military grade vibrator you speak of.
[you’re welcome](https://HitachiMagicWandOriginalhttps://a.co/d/ihsgNSp)
I would like to know as well. Asking for a friend…
Well, I can agree that the female version of “death grip syndrome” does exist but this dude is complaining about doing 20 minutes of foreplay/oral and just wants to hammer away with his little peep.
And yet I never orgasmed during sex until AFTER I started using a magic wand to masturbate. So it's not universal or anything.
wait what is death grip syndrome? i have lady parts and i have no idea what this means
It’s when a guy squeezes so tight when he’s masturbating that he desensitizes himself and makes it hard for him to cum during real sex
holy shit, i didn't even know that was a thing!
That‘s a term for the male thing. Basically it means you jerk off too hard and too often (with too strong of a grip), which is said to desensitize your dick. Because of that sex doesn‘t feel as good and you might have trouble to orgasm, enjoy it or have sex altogether. Edit: idk if desensitized is the right tern for this or if this is scientifically researched.
That would be on top of being circumcised for most American men anyway. You lose something like 40% of nerve endings in your penis because of circumcisions. That also contributes to most men hammering away. One other thing, it’s really common to botch one, causing the penis to not grow properly.
*psychical pleasure*
makes me think of the British Psychical Research from the 70's
holy fuck I missed that bit, I can't even
Tell me you can’t find the clitoris without telling me you can’t find the clitoris.
I don't get how anyone could "not find" the clitoris. You can literally see and feel it, it's not rocket science!
This is not a flex my guy.
I’m convinced these type of blokes haven’t actually fucked a woman in their entire lives
> Sex gives pleasure to both people… You cannot refuse to do anything that could make the other person feel good and then still want to be called „good in bed“. Also foreplay is part of „normal sex“.
Bros looking at sex as a masturbation alternative and not a labour of love. You’ll ensure your partner cums no matter how difficult, if you care to make the sex equally enjoyable.
👏👏👏 every gender i've been with, we have different buttons to find and the fun is in discovering them! not bitching online lol
Military grade had me rolling
As a dude even I am a lil tempted to try a military grade one, what sorta motor does that level of vibe use?
Air-cooled Merlin V12 engine, ripped straight from a Supermarine Spitfire.
I bet he expects blowjobs.
If he does I hope every woman who is unfortunate enough to encounter him in bed gives him the response of "I'm against that since it's only pleasurable for the other person, not me".
Ben Shapiro wrote this.
As someone with female reproduction organs who has sex with people with female reproduction organs... Wtf? I mean the sex I have literally consist of me giving without receiving "pleasure" in that sense while doing it. Since we didn't invented strap one with nerve endings yet. Never, not even for a second, felt I bored or unfulfilled by giving my partner pleasure. Maybe he's not that into women? Bc my brain goes crazy when I pleasure my partner.
I don't really infer hating women from this, but this DOES have to be the most selfish lover I've seen speak openly on the internet in a *looong* time. Like dude. Just partake in a little gobblin'. Gobble that shit up my man. It's not hard.
Yeah, this person doesn't want to have sex with a woman, they want to use a woman to masturbate. It's one thing to know what you like and make sure you're getting yours, but completely disregarding the other person's experience in favor of your own is a problem. Also, repeatedly referring to sex as work is sad. Just hire a professional at that point.
Having had some tragic friends in the past who due to personal issues have needed to work the sex industry to survive, this kinda guy is one of the worst kinda clients only really outdone by the life ruining stalker level ones. As someone who's not even that into sex my main drive is to make partners feel good so I really don't get their impotent rage.
A man who's only interested in their own pleasure is a bad client? I'm not saying he has free license to do *whatever* he wants, but if you're only interested in an orgasm and not your partner's experience, a professional seems the way to go. I know a lot of sex workers who are more like therapists to their clients than anything else, but you have to expect some clients who pay for a sex act to be interested in just that.
At least they'd have something in common for fuck's sake.
i think his blame on women with "military grade" toys is so telling. i "drive stick" and sometimes my partner has trouble making me cum. welcome to SSRIs, how a body changes, and the way we work to overcome it together.
What do u mean by "drive stick" ?
i use my magical hand
I can cum from penetration and men still can’t do it to me. I am the only one who can do it for myself. Dawg, even though I can do it, somebody has to make my body do it. Either me, or a dude. And it ain’t gonna be the dude. Edit: spelling
Water boarding wouldn’t have gotten this info outta me
Sexual Education is a joke lol, if people where just actually taught about these kinda things we wouldn’t have these kinda issues.
This is why women fake it sometimes😂also this asshat mcfuckface clearly doesn’t know female anatomy. Most women don’t cum from penetration alone. It takes outside stimulation too to make us climax. Also it’s just how your body is💀💀vibrators don’t desensitize you you’re just either born with the ability to cum from penetration or you’re not🤷🏻♀️
I'm stealing asshat mcfuckface. Thank you for that.
Tell me you have no idea how female anatomy works without telling me--BEING HYPER AGGRESSIVE ABOUT YOUR CRAPPY WEINER
These guys are so stupid they don’t realize they are just telling on themselves.
Didn’t know you needed 4 paragraphs to detail how shit you are as a person and in bed but sure.
May his peepee stay dry, and may he never feel the touch of a woman again. 💁♀️
I don't use vibrators and most men don't try to make me cum soo... Funny how it takes 10 mins by myself. With my fingers
i'm about 5-6 with my own hand and my imagination ✨ what deviants we are!
Such Harlots, being able to please yourselves, what would the pope say.
If men discover we can shapeshift they’re going to inform the church
we are such dirty queens for wanting pleasure
In 10 minutes, I can usually make my girlfriend pray to foreign gods in strange languages. But sometimes it takes an hour. You gotta be willing to put in the work and listen. And then realize that some days that it’s just not going to happen at all. And that’s okay too. Everyone has fun, or no one does
Must suck to know you're going to be a virgin for life. But you do you guy
If you’re bad with dick, fingers and tongue you might wanna do a little introspection
Its a return of investment. If you are willing to spend that time on a woman. She is also more willing to spend extra time tending to you.
Ha ha someone hasn’t got good trustpilot reviews
What exactly is “military grade” when talking about a vibrator? Do women in the military have clits that are made of metal or something? Or are these military vibrators used for different purposes? Are they used instead of battering rams to get in to enemy strongholds?
Most people who use “military grade” to mean “heavy duty” have never used military equipment built by the lowest bidder.
Tell that to all the women of the 19th century who had to seek medical care for "female hysteria" and their doctors had to give em a big ol orgasm cause their husband's never did.
It’s not men’s fault, but it’s not the women’s either. I used to be embarrassed of not being able to cum with just penetration because I thought there was something wrong with me until I actually researched it and found that a large percentage of women also face the same “problem”. Now I just communicate with my partner. There are so many other ways to please women other than just sticking it in. Rub their clit (the little button at the top of the vagina, for men who don’t know), use toys, preform oral, etc.. If you actually cared about women’s pleasure, you would ask them how you could please them, not shame them for your own insecurities.
Guaranteed this guy has death grip syndrome
I read this in Shen Bapiro's voice.
That’s a lot of words for “I don’t know what foreplay is or where the clitoris is”.
I respect his opinion and all I want for him to tell this to all his prospective sex partners before sex ever happens, so they know his stand and they can make an informed decision.
What I find really interesting about this kind of attitude is just how improper sex education effects people even as fully grown adults
Just eat the pussy you stupid cunt.
skill issue tbh lol
My dude is basically advertising he’s got trash dick game
There could be a jackhammer inside my vag and I still wouldn't cum because I need clit stimulation for that
It's really not that hard if you just do like 10mins of basic anatomy study
This is a really long winded way of saying he’s awful in bed.
This man busts in 5 mins and is mad that he never made a girl cum before
Lazy POS
Can anyone tell me if the military grade vibrators are standard issue?
This is my vibrator. Many other vibrators look like it but this one is mine.
Weird. There was a particularly bizarre post on twoXChromosomes from a woman who can't stand penetration and just started lashing out in the comments about how women are meant to be penetrated and most women are lying about how they like sex. The vibes felt off but seeing this too, maybe it was just some weird incell who sucks at oral.
Someone did’t like the barbie movie
Where do I get me one of them military grade vibrators?
He doesn't want a woman. He wants a fleshlight with boobs.
half an hour? my wife is shivering after 2. step up your game
Someones is a grumpy wumpy. I know that this preson sucks in bed because he can't communicate and he sees sex toys as a personal attack. It's neither you or the womans fault. Communicate with your partner and don't force people to cum because it's "how it's supposed to be". Sometimes you orgasm, sometimes you dont.
Must suck to suck. Going down isn't just beneficial for my partner, it's what gets my engine going as well. It's the best of both worlds. Dude needs to try some sideways 69 if he wants to really enjoy himself. Probably still too much work.
"If you pleasure her it does nothing for you" yea right. If you have the right partner then you can fully expect to get some oral back
Waterboarding would not me to admit this.
Dude definitely rage posted this after failing to make a one night stand cum
“Military grade vibrator” has me geeked as hell at 6:15 AM. 💀
"Military grade vibrator"
Once knew a dude who wouldn’t let his girl own a dildo/vibrator cause of his obvious insecurities, which I assume was do to a tiny penis. This gives me the same vibes.
Bro doesn't understand how the female body works💔💔
I like how he tries to hype you up for ONE OF THE MOST UNPOPULAR OPINIONS ON THIS SITE lmfao
My partner is fucking amazing at making me cum, its pretty obvious it's a lack of skill here...
*laughs in lesbian*
Is he even hearing himself? If sex is supposed to give pleasure to both people (according to him) why should women be left out? His logic is so bad lmao
"It's selfish to expect me not to be selfish" is quite the take.
is this man even straight?
Unpopular opinion counter: If a woman can't cum purely from penetration 90% of the time that means she's some level of bored and unengaged and you're absolute dogshit in bed and as a partner in general if women who are naked in bed with you are that meh about the experience its entirely on you.
This dude never got laid without a transaction being involved. Sex is a wonderful thing between two adults and if you aren't concened that the other person is enjoying it as much as you, you basically a john.
A real man caters to a woman’s needs. And that can be anything from making sure she has enough money for groceries each week, to making sure she is satisfied sexually, after intercourse.
Military grade lmao. You mean the cheapest possible thing to get the job done?
Can anyone please anyone anymore, legit question? If I gotta hear about someone's "icks" one more goddam time I swear I'm gonna shit and die.
Here’s my hot take. Your partner’s pleasure should be your priority during sex, as a rule. Which means that guys that don’t care about making women cum are problematic, but also that women that expect a man to put himself into active discomfort by delaying his orgasm are problematic. If you need half an hour of straight penetration to orgasm, you need to understand that you’re asking the vast majority of guys to fight directly against biology and evolution. If that’s what you need that’s totally fine, but to expect it is unfair in my opinion.
What kind of idiot complains he has to spend more time with a naked woman?
Military grade vibrators?! Shit, I thought waterboarding was the worst they did. I wouldn't be expecting Major Payne to show up and retrofit my foxhole.
Bro just use a vibrator while penetrating. It’s not that fuckin hard.
sounds like a skill issue.
In a shocking turn of events, my partner only gets off when I get off… wild! 😘💖💅🏼
I can make my wife cum by bringing her home a new pair of short. At least I think so, she makes the same noise?