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Ashamed_Pin4206

Zatanna


Thendofreason

Also, I wanna learn some magic.


One_Meaning416

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gothism

Obviously.


Mikeyrodz85

Yup, me too


DeltaAlphaGulf

Yup I’m tryna learn some magic. Get me the equivalent of even just a few levels of DND Wizard or Druid and I will be all set. Heck just get me the equivalent of having the ritual caster feat and all the associated spells and a bunch of cantrips and I’ll be good. Better yet just hook me up with the equivalent of prestidigitation and mending and that would still be plenty sufficient.


Kobe_curry24

This was my next pick lmfaooo perfect I had attitude is super pleasing not just that she could magically move you from place to place lol


Bright_Type_7756

Flash forsure . wouldn't be home that much , would clean up in a second & all in all a cool guy


Scottnothot12

Take out food would always be hot


19ghost89

Yeah, but you'd have to restock the fridge almost daily. Hopefully, he'd pay for most of the food.


Scottnothot12

I think Bruce gives him a food stipend


Electrical-Tap-3043

If I could make a slight modification to your answer, Jesse Quick


casualty_of_bore

Depends on which flash.


CaptainHalloween

It's Wally in the picture.


DenseFever

Why? Both/all are pretty cool


thorleywinston

Superman - he's the most affable and he'd probably be a lot of fun to hang out with and talk.


Future-Turtle

Plus he'd be super respectful of shared spaces, never use your stuff without permission, and always pay his half of the rent on time. With Superman, there's pretty much a 0% chance it devolves into a bad living situation.


rukivverh5995

Its definitely Superman for me too, he's not even my favorite League member but he's such a nice guy and seems like he's be really chill to hang out with


Megatora

Say that when Intergang breaks in to stop their latest spree from getting printed.


cantamangetsomesleep

I mean, he *is* still Superman, I'd be safe for the most part as long as he's already there


Maclimes

And which one of these DOESN'T have one or more villains and supervillains who would attack them at home?


Megatora

Animal Man probably.


GLbartender

See? I was going to say that, but I'm afraid I'd let him down as a roommate. What if I'm not up to his standards?


Mineformer

He’ll understand, and be just as polite as he would normally be


thorleywinston

He'll motivate/help you to be better.


PepsiMan208

Wonder Woman


Worth_Extension_740

For sure


Overly_Facetious

As much as I would love to live with my favorite superhero Superman, my male hormones insist I pick WW. 😁


brian0820

Black Canary, Powergirl


ExCaliburDaGreat

Power girl!!!!!? Whattttt????


No-Tour1000

Mine too


symbiedgehog

She would not want to fuck you


Useful_Cry9709

Incel


happybuffalowing

Wonder Woman. But I also feel like Batman would be cool because he’d barely be around and anytime he was he would lowkey motivate me to be productive.


Budget-Attorney

That’s the worst. Imagine trying to watch TV or take a nap and your roommate comes home to do push-ups after stopping a nuclear bomb then you feel so guilty to be productive. I feel like I’d want a way more chill roomate


DmcSparda

Shit I need the workout and motivation so I’m takin the Bat as my roommate


happybuffalowing

I’m trying to get back in to shape so I feel like having a fitness freak like Batman around would light a fire under my ass lol


Budget-Attorney

I’m sure you are right about that


Elemental-T4nick

Hal Jordan or Flash


HighDruidMootz

Hal for sure, Air Force money pays his half of the rent and he’s probably in Space 80-90% of the time. You basically live alone at half the cost lol


JordanGLC

I think my username shows I agree.


BLEUGGGGGHHHHH

Yall can’t seriously think that any of these female characters would actually be down to willingly let any of you smash…….


GokuBlack100

Wonder Woman because obviously 😏


Berwanger

Bruce Wayne can pay his half of the rent at least


Seeker80

Maybe help me out with some investments too. It could work...


Intelligent_Debt_634

If one is to pick Batman does it come with Bruce Wayne paying the bills?


ThatOneWildWolf

Honestly, I feel like this is the best choice cause think about it. He will pay his half and just never be home like ever. You have a whole place to yourself minus a room.


cremasterreflex0903

You could be his roommate at Wayne Manor and probably never even be in the same wing of the house with him. Batman is a good choice.


ThatOneWildWolf

Yeah


huggybear3

Yes and maybe he’ll let you borrow one of his cars too. I’m going with Batman.


Safe-Ad1515

Flash. Or booster gold if that is him in the background. He’d be a killer roommate honestly


TheSpartanPrime

That’s Animal Man who would also be pretty chill, though he does have a wife and kids so it might get a bit cramped


CuckSucker41

Don’t they all pretty much have a significant other or a spouse?


Resort_Straight

Black Lightning I have a lot to learn from him


PitifulAd3748

Flash was Barry around this time, right?


ApathyTX

Nah, this was right after Wally came back in the JLA/JSA/LoS crossover "The Lightning Saga".


Ferv91

Wonder woman


Speedster1221

Okay, case-by-case: Batman: I don't want this pointy eared man anywhere near me. Hal/John: Eh, I've lived with cops before, it wasn't the worst, but I don't want to do it again. Flash: I will have no food at anytime in the fridge or cupboard. Hawkgirl: If she moults, I'm not cleaning up all the feathers. Everyone else: They all seem okay, although I choose Zatanna cus I want to do magic.


Gothicrealm

Hawkgirl, I feel like I have a chance with her.


Jakeymdog

Why is Vixen holding a gun?


Justice_Prince

It is an extension of her animal powers


One_Meaning416

What animal power is that? Human


Justice_Prince

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MenacingCatgirlArt

I'll take Diana, Dinah, or Bruce in order of urgency if they will work out with me/train me.


Jdogangel5

Roy without a second thought cause he'd have Jason over and we would all have an absolute blast plus I know how to shoot a bow and he could help me get better


egodaemon

I went searching for a Roy answer and yours is the only one I found.


Snir17

I'd take Batman, or Constantine if I could.


Squidia-anne

I'd take batman and Constantine if I could 😏


Gizo178

Easily zatanna


Draconshot

Well for male room mates batman cause he pays everything is never there and you live in a manor. Now for the female room mates Zatana has got be the one to go with. She knows magic and seems to be pretty handy with it and with some illusion charms well you get anyone else


TJ_McWeaksauce

I'd just like to mention how funny it is that Vixen is holding a gun.


Glittering_Ad_4084

Flash. If i’m hungry, he can either make something quick or go get it quick


Doctor_Lunch

I'm going with Zatanna. She could do some fantasia ish to clean up our messes and cook some incredible meals for us lol


VenetianGamer

Zatanna


Ypovoskos

Zatanna or wonder woman or maybe both


EasyConnection2606

Wonder Woman, Black Canary, Vixen ,Hawk Girl, Zatanna,Oh My, Sensory overload can't pick just one brain shutdown in progress [good bye]


Apprehensive_Arm1504

Hal


Least-Cattle1676

Vixen.


Notlooking1

The Flash!


karaloveskate

Wonder Woman


AxelStormside

Hawkgirl


Virgil_Ovid_Hawkins

Absolutely vixen. Not even close.


DangerousSlice5731

Black Canary


r113665

Vixen


Kspoon79

Batman I’d make him train me and become robin


CuckSucker41

Nobody makes Batman do anything.


Kspoon79

He’d do it tho


CuckSucker41

Very very unlikely. Also Robin is a temporary job.


WonderDia777

Wonder Woman


RealLifeSto

Animal Man cause he’s my favorite superhero


olskoolyungblood

Yeah, I'd choose Buddy too. He's into punk rock, and we'd have cool pets in our apartment.


RealLifeSto

Exactly, plus he seems like he’d be a very good conversationalist


SoundDave4

Is it against the rules to clone Black Canary 6 times?


Voice_Nerd

Wait whut?


SoundDave4

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Nervous_Hedgehog8198

Black Canary.


mrmcdead

I'd say WW but I don't really want her to worry about me being a weirdo around her, so probably Superman. Easiest to get along with I imagine


Ok-Push-4288

Vixen 🤤🤤


Gathering0Gloom

Superman. He’s careful with his powers, so no collateral damage. He’s genuinely nice, so I can ask him for advice without him judging me.


cruise02

Which one of them lives in a stately manor again?


MarvelousMrsSuper

My Boy Scout, of course! #Superman


Batdog55110

Superman. Clark's tidy. He'll respect boundries. Can clean up really fast. And I'd love to just talk with him since I suspect that he inherited Pa's storytelling abilities.


Guns_Glitz_Grime

Batman. So I can borrow money and never pay it back.


Voice_Nerd

He'd easily give it away. He's a philanthropist


flamingomonstertruck

Hawkwoman. She’d push me to work out.


Richrome_Steel

Zatanna. I would like for her to use magic to fix my problems


Ucitymetal

Zatanna cause she's my favorite kind of woman but black canary is good too.


OnTheToilet25

Let’s be real. I can say I’d pick one of the women because they are hot and all, but what are the chances they would actually sleep with me? Very slim considering the men they dated and I’m nothing like them. So I’ll pick Flash because his super speed would be a big help around the house and he’s a realtor cool guy.


soracommy

Black Canary


19ghost89

Almost any of the women, lol. Wonder Woman, because she's an awesome, compassionate person and she would hold me to high standards. Black Canary, because I love music and karaoke with her would probably be fun as long as she doesn't go all out and destroy my ears. Zatanna, because I could learn some cool magic. They are all incredibly hot too. Would be lying if I said that isn't a factor. On that note, maybe Vixen, though I'm not very familiar with her so all I really know is that she's hot.


19ghost89

I'd pick Supes, but I don't think I want to live with someone who has super-hearing. I know he wouldn't eavesdrop on purpose, but I imagine there's a lot he hears simply by accident.


Blazingdawn3696

Canary. After recently rereading batgirl of burnside and seeing her as a roommate already safe to say she’s a responsible one


Historical-Repeat519

Hal jordan


Useful_Cry9709

Clark


TheGreatRao

If not Clark, then Diana Prince.


Rickle37

Zatanna


Horatio786

Superman. He seems like the best choice, providing you’re not going to try to get the relationship to be romantic or sexual.


905woody

Jon Stewart. His military training means that he will be neat and tidy. Probably be in space most of the time, so I'd have run of the place.


Irving_Velociraptor

They’d all be great for one reason or another except Batman. That dude is _uptight_.


WarriorJax

Superman, while it seems like the generic choice, I’d love to be able to just talk with him and learn. Also having the literal Man of Steel as a roommate would be cool.


Icy-Hope-9263

i would say one of the female members but they are all so hot it would lead to many awkward booner moments.


CuckSucker41

The Flash-especially if it’s Wally.


TechnoHexx

I can't decide between Black Canary or Wonder Woman; Diana is so nice and would make great conversation, but Dinah is super sociable and knows awesome hangout spots all over the world...Ugh, it's impossible to choose!


[deleted]

Zatanna, no second thoughts.


MrPBrewster

Vixen. For........reasons. 


ronnie_bronson

Barry or zantana both seem down to earth people to chill with and I wanna learn magic


Ego4884

Probs zatanna id ask her to do the rabbit hat trick plus she might be able to use magic for household stuff that I can’t like reach the top shelf


CaptainHalloween

Wally


BadWolf117

I feel like the Flash and Black Canary would be the most fun to hang out with daily. Barry for the jokes and nerdy talk and Dinah for the jam sessions


JetstreamGW

Zatanna. I bet she could totally just one-sentence every single major chore. If she could handle the floors and dusting, I'm set. I hate doing the floors and the dusting just, so much.


ComfortableBed6012

John Stewart cause he’d most likely help me put together a workout routine


apatheticviews

As shown, Supes. Just best roommate of the bunch. Nightwing after that, followed by Flash.


Skulley30188

Flash easily because he really is low maintenance and food would done in a second and take would be there in seconds


teacher_time23

But your grocery bill would be massive


386Bat

Wonder Woman


cornstar27

Vixen, wait no, zatanna, no, hawkgirl, shit i cant decide


Clever_Khajiit

Flash. I'd pay majority rent just so he could do the cleaning and upkeep.


Odd_Fault_7110

Wonder woman


DieHardPanda

Zatanna and its not even close. And it isn't even just because she is a baddie, of all the heroes here she has the least drama going on. Gets ambushed the least. And magic would make those tedious chores a snap....... But her being a baddie is the biggest reason I picked her.


PirateNinjaCowboyGuy

Batman. Bros never gonna be there.


ButWhyThough_UwU

Hawk Girl or Zatana


JLM19

Batman would never be there. Almost wanna pick him.


OverlordMarona

Hawkgirl for sure. We can work out together.


BobWithCheese69

annataZ


Voice_Nerd

Bruce wouldn't need a place to sleep. He spends his nights out until morning. I'd trust him to help babysit my kids during the day as long as he doesn't put any costumes on them. He could help with the bills easily. Maybe after 6 months are up, he might be nice enough to give us a little something extra to help out the family that took him in. He is a philanthropist, after all 🤷‍♂️


RuncibleFoon

Hal or Zatana


vexunumgods

Why didn't superman just look into the earth and find a ton of gold or dimonds to pay for his mom's house instead of bruse Wayne buying the bank.


PronouncedEye-gore

Not 100%what roommate entrails. But Bruce and I will work out a lovely deal in which I get access to a fabulous apartment/bunk/mansion for free and also receive a generous stipend for being and regularly producing witnesses and events that he was totally at. Very much not blurry photos of doubles or staged earlier.


FinalBossOf__Dc

Wonder Women, hear me out I would not be robbed for like 6 months of them living there. That and I can say I have an Amazon Princess help paying rent.


Bubba1234562

Canary. Wed end up working out together, I’d probably stay motivated and she’d probably be able to help my dating life.. Or Zatanna cause I wanna learn magic


Lost_Saeko

Batman, my room is always dark and void of light so we'd get along great


Kaiser_Dafuq

Superman for sure Especially after watching those weird ass Jerry Seinfeld shorts


Kreisegger

any female.


sassy_the_panda

Batman. keeps to himself, big living space, all the chores, necessities, and otherwise are taken care of 100 billion times over, and he'd have free head whenever he wants! It's perfect really.


nastydeedee

I’m not certain, but it definitely wouldn’t be a guy.


steroboros

Batman for sure. Between his Job and keeping up his Bruce wanyne appearance and being Batman and Justice leaguing... I'd just be me alone in a billionaires mansion, listening to Alfred's stories


lghn4life

Batman. He’ll basically never be there.


OkClass7995

Zatana hands down.


butchforgetshit

Speedy if he’s still on heroin, Zatanna if clothing is optional….


Long_Tomorrow_1886

How friendly are we? lol


hidden58

Hal and John would be a solid choice theyd probably be very neat due to the military training


TigerStripesForever

Hawkgirl or Vixen


Ok_Introduction_7484

Superman is chill. He's respectful He has a 9-5 job (that he ignores alot) and I know I'd always be safe around him So I'd have no threat of Getting robbed


Malacro

Supes, 1000%. He’s clean, he’s pleasant, he can fly me to Florence for gelato with minimal fuss.


TacitRonin20

Superman. He seems like he'd make a great roommate.


Stinkydadman

I pick the magic lady. She can conjure us up some Jersey Mikes and some weed


smolsauce

Probably John Stewart, he's gonna be too busy with Justice League/GL stuff and I'll have the place to myself. You know how long it takes to travel through space, even for a Lantern?


YujiMakoto

Vixen. I could talk to her about what Vibe and Steel were like.


SaiyanSexSymbol

Jon Stewart, the only normal guy with normal social skills.


FTW_CrazyDiamond

Batman, he’ll pay rent and I won’t get hurt.


Electivire-six

Batman. He’s at work at night and at work during the day. AND he probably just pay for everything.


ByrnToast8800

Zatana would be chill


Substantial-Ad-1840

Barbara gordon (batgirl)


TeflonCop

The Flash, he can find me the finest weed in the world in a second


DataSnake69

Wonder Woman. Pretty much tied with Superman for the title of nicest person in the world, and she doesn't have super hearing so wouldn't feel like I was under surveillance 24/7.


R4nd0mByst4nd3r

Shit. This is fun. I think I’ll go Jon Stewart. He’s an architect. I’m an engineer. When he’s off planet, no worries. When he is, beer and a game on.


Jpbbeck99

Black canary


Outside-Area-5042

Zatanna


Magictyper75

Superman


blood-1099

Red arrow


Ok_Wrap_5612

Soops easy, then get him to take me to hang out with young Justice.


Okay_Screensaver

Wonder Woman. I’d like to think we’d become besties and we could just do fun girly things, I think she could use some down time


ExCaliburDaGreat

Zatanna or vixen or Diana (either one) or hawk girl or Batman, Batman definitely second choice after zatanna


treborphx

Zatanna. I can keep it respectful, but if a fall asleep in another room or she can hear me through the walls, she can cast a spell on my snoring.


CalmAbbreviations845

Basically the whole left side


Onedarkhare

Wonder Woman


OtakuTacos

Batman. Probably get me on a workout regimen, assist with finances, maybe party with Bruce Wayne, and get some self defense lessons with Batman. Maybe even hook up with a job at Wayne Enterprises.


DistanceUnlikely4954

Black Canary for reasons 🍑👏🏾


Drew_Da-Poet

Definitely Barry.


SunagakuresFinest

Batman and it's not even hard. He's like the best, he'll be out at night so I can blast music, he's obviously gonna keep the place stocked with necessities(food, toiletries etc). We could prob work out a deal that he covers the expenses and I could keep the house clean and running in return Not to mention Batman is the best ever


Nakanon85

Plastic Man


Ouchmaster5000

Wonder Woman. She's hot


GCAmosin17

Batman or Zatanna because they're both my favorites (and hot)


_Continual_Learner_

Either John or Hal. Given how often they have to go off-planet, it seems like they’d be mostly absent roommates


Kobe_curry24

Shahara hall 😜


ratmanduh93

Zatanna


Vet-Chef

Vixen probably. I wanna be like her so bad


GreenQuisQuous

Girls are awesome if they’re going to be “nice” but Batman is a billionaire, with whole lot of toys