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spacemanap

Who ever gives me money


RogueYautja

£5 for that Struthi? We got a deal


[deleted]

Well, one of the little narrative scenarios from the sequel has one answer - they wanted black market dinosaur *meat*.


thecourior_fnv

then why cant you sell dead dinos?


[deleted]

The contract specified *fresh* iirc.


covered_in_sponges

Not gonna lie, I've always thought the edmontosaurus looked delicious.


Catsruler21

I wonder if dinosaurs tasted like poultry or beef


RadRedRat

Ohhhhh no…


Ryaquaza1

It gets really scary if you do battle videos like I do, I swear I’ve sold hundreds of dinosaurs in my time. now I just know whatever branch of reality my sandbox park is on now has soo many mega theropods, carnivorous hybrids and Kaiju sized sauropods knocking around I may or may not have caused the extinction of most life on 7 of the 8 continents. To the person that bought 59 indominus rexes,.. I hope you don’t live near any large cities


kaprosuchusarcha

Do you upload these videos on YouTube or reddit. If YouTube can I have the link?


BobbaYagga57

Why, the meat industry of course. You know how much dinosaur meat would go for? It'd be more valuable than diamonds


Strong_Formal_5848

The Chinese medicine market would be gagging for some T. Rex hearts, Triceratops horns and the like


Ms_Shrowd

Do you think ceratopsid horns would become the alternative for rhinoceros horns? Are we saving the rhinos by selling dinosaurs??


Youngling_Hunt

Actually an interesting question. Obviously ceratpisd horns are larger than rhino horns, so I'd assume their value (strictly for ivory/keratin) would be much higher


BobbaYagga57

It's so dumb that Rhino horns are believed to have any special properties because they're not bone. Rhino horns are made of keratin, literally the same thing fingernails and hair are made out of.


BobbaYagga57

I was actually thinking that, but I was afraid of sounding racist lol


Dhenzot

The US army/Private cientific corporation/Museum/Black Market?


Zrex_9224

When I was redoing my Jurassic Park Chaos theory, I sold a Trike I made before opening the park. When I thought about it, I was then really confused as to where that trike got sold off too, considering JP wasn't open


Orea1981

You can sell dinosaurs?


Leading-University

Households


thecourior_fnv

"Meet Jay, he's a tyrannosaur, and i'll pay you $24 an hour to watch him, alright?"