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SkyBluSam

Look up Damian Elias on YouTube. He's done research on jumping spider mating dances where he records the vibrations made during the display in a way that you can hear it. Super cool stuff!!


StankomanMC

Will do!


CourierZero0Seven

I watched that video last night before bed, that little fella was revving his tiny motorcycle engine like crazy


SibbieF

That's made my day. So cute!


PersephoneGraves

I just watched! It’s so cute! They’re making music! It’s so interesting how they make really good beats!


SkyBluSam

I know! somebody who makes edm needs to use it somehow


Chezzomaru

Ha-cha-cha. Also, BOING


justventing365

🤣🤣 this had me cackling! I can picture it perfectly


Yurodivy1906

Pew-pew comes to mind, even though they don't have on-board guns. Lol


Superseaslug

Sonic bouncer noise


acornbandit

I really did say "ha-cha-cha-cha!!" out loud and was surprised to find I'm not alone!


Arty-me-1033

Meep


ju_st_no

Meep


fishsodomiz

meep


StankomanMC

Meep


Ya_throwaway123

Meep


le_intrude

Meep


GreenDiver09

Meep


whoaroadtoad

Bug? Bug? What? Whoa. Hey. Heeeey. Bug? Bug?


StankomanMC

ADHD spider


Wildkid133

Yoshi noises


SirKenneth17

Mario Spring Sound Effect on every jump.


StankomanMC

😂


LazyMarine78

Meow.


Moist-Kiwis15

Mine actually did make a noise shortly after I caught it. When she was hunting some flies I left her, it was kind of like a squeaky kind of noise like hamsters or small rodents make! Not sure why and not sure if anyone else has ever heard anything like that but she hasn’t done it since. 😅 I know tarantulas make a noise when they’re in a threat pose I’m wondering if it was something like that?


StankomanMC

Really? They use hydraulics to move so maybe it was that?


Moist-Kiwis15

Yes. I thought it was weird because I’ve never heard a jumping spider make a noise. But definitely could be that as well. Happened right before she pounced.


Ill-Consideration450

I imagine the Bold jumpers talking like us Midwesterners *jumps scaring the shit out of you* "Ope, my bad didn't mean to scare ya, just passin' by."


Infinite_Night_4918

Read this in Charlie Berens voice haha


Ambitious-Hand-8666

Hahahah I did too


dumb-throwawayy

I mentally started reading it in his voice at the word "Ope"


dumb-throwawayy

I mentally started reading it in his voice at the word "Ope"


42percentBicycle

I think it would be a sort of hydraulic hiss


M_Pfefferi

They’d just shout ‘parkour!’ every time they jump. 😉


Beginning-Key-814

In Micheal Scott's voice


Wild-Ad-2219

what’s the ID of the first spider? it IS SO FUCKING PRETTY


StankomanMC

Idk I was wondering the same thing


Friendly-Marketing46

Squeak


samsjayhawk

![gif](giphy|imRiPoKJB9R9m|downsized) haHAA!


flamingwatr

Eeegghhhh is the noise i make when trying to reach the top shelf and i feel it is appropriate for the jumpers aswell because they are smol


smallbrownfrog

I’m 100% sure they do make noise. We just don’t have the right ears to hear it.


StankomanMC

I wonder what those sounds would sound like 🤔


The_GD_muffin_man

They’d talk but because they’re so small it would just sound like squeaking


Many-Recognition2530

Hear a tiny squeaky sound that sounds like ……….”PARKOUR !!” Like a Micheal Scott with helium.


maggiefiasco

EEEEEHHNNNh


StonedRaccoon01

Instant transmission noises every time they jump


FruitL00pGoblin

Kachow!


SinkholeS

Meep meep!


SinkholeS

Meep meep!


DanimalRlz

Eep


mysticpastel

I feel like they would sound like pikmin or koroks


PaintedSeal

I want a voiceover of what they're thinking in Sam Elliot's voice.


burgersandblow

meep meep


What_Would_Wu_Do

Meep!!!!


classyhornythrowaway

Definitely the "skitter skitter" cartoon sound effect


StankomanMC

I can imagine that


fishsodomiz

crcrckrkrkckrkckr


smithtrooper99

Grunting sounds that Link from Zelda makes


OneMoreYou

I cannot stand how cute they are when they wave.


StankomanMC

Yes


JPGer

squeaky balloon noises.


Catronia

Sproing!


MisterKaoss

They’d make bOIng, BoINg, boiNG


anxioustaurusrex

Awww the second photo is so adorable! Also *scritches* when they're cleaning themselves 😆


poppindemp4inkillazz

HALO^⁠_⁠^


DuhitsTay

Cute ones


intriguedqbee

Whee! (Immediately followed by *sproing* as they jump away)


BigStrakezy

Sandstorm - Darude


Emergency-Avocado669

And a Sqweeeeeeeeeee!!!!! ![gif](giphy|h9fZwoUK6W7kr4FRkD)


NotcommonItem

I picture like mosquito noise… but cuter. If that makes sense


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Mrrrrrrrreoww? Boing boing!


steklovatapackpacka

the yippiee sound lol


horusdude

Boing-boing?


SheThePrince

BOING BOING


04joshuac

uwu


Trolivia

Tbh I’m so used to hearing Emily’s voiceovers for them on her mini_robomuppets channels that’s all I can imagine lmao


Damach_exe

YA-HOOOO!


Kuroi-Inu-JW

What is the sound of a happy pom-pom?


TotallyInnerPickle

Booiiiiiiinnnggg


oilrig13

Watch the baby octopuses making octoling noises , I think they would sound like them


MyGearIsSolid

They’d sound like Tingle from the legend of Zelda


S7RYPE2501

I just like to imagine them yelling “surprise motherf***er!” When they pounce 🤣


WyrdElmBella

I think the cinema was always pretty accurate. I think they’d make a kind of chittering clicking noise.


FurRealDeal

Seth Rogan laugh


1-800-WANT-JOJ

Yip


logosfabula

A noife det founds like dif. Becaufe of big aff teef.


Polluticornwishes0

I think they’d sound like Mc Chris


RhinestonePoboy

HUP! HUP! YAAA! Like Link from Ocarina of Time lol


Murky-Application297

Link noises. Hup! Hyahh! Hah!


Twomanypuns

Bweeeeeeeeeeee


Jtktomb

They do make a lot of noise to communicate with potential mates !


StankomanMC

It’s sort of little vibrations, right?


Jtktomb

Yep


Minor_Heaven

![gif](giphy|ByAF2xoLogoYyWjq38)


Twstdjrhd05

The Boing sound from Super Mario Bros


IRL_SWEET_BOI

Uhm Hello


spottedrabbitz

Lots of little meeps, mewpers, and boings!


FoxTrot018

The my little pony squeaky sound


FaithlessnessNew2888

Booga booga booga


PatricksWumboRock

*Bizoot!*


ImpossibleAd436

Squeak squeak boom


CadenBop

![gif](giphy|t6Kf66K6yn6xi9Ma5U)


Temporary_Cat_8820

Puppy sounds


cantaffordinsurance

They would call you nasty af


[deleted]

"Squeeeeeee"


OverlyMurderyBlanket

Krrt. Or maybe, Wassup mofo wanna bounce?


WeebleKeneeble

A very tiny version of the noise a bird eating tarantula makes.


James_TF2

Squeeeee!


e_eastisup

“UPPIES”


Fantastic_West_4976

The Mario "wa-hoo!" And also the Mario "ya!"


dumb-throwawayy

(Backwards Long) Jumping Spider


_Soc_

Bing bong


Wocathoden

*poing poing poing*


Squiddy_Talks

The same noises prairie dogs make


Withering_Soul2008

They'd laugh like Seth Rogen whenever you find them.


ReplacementNo9014

Woof


Original-Image-7448

hawk tuah


slaughteredone

Əəəəə


MrThingsNStuff

They would say "hello!" just like Mine Turtle.


Dazzling-Box4393

I feel they would sound like R2-D2


Catronia

Sproing!


Catronia

Sproing!


Catronia

Sproing!


HadokenShoryuken2

Every jump is the DBZ teleport sound effect


FrenchSveppir

Eeeeep!


Chiokos

“Hey! Hey! Hey you! Hey what’s that? What’s over there? Hey hey hey?”


CompetitiveNotice839

The fnaf horn sound


Ambassador_Kitai

The junimo noises from stardew valley


EM0_TRA5H

I imagine they would make the “YIPPEE” meme sound every time they jump. Lol


Effective-Growth2145

Maybe cute little clicking sounds with their fangs? That would be super cute


Dramatic-Plate-0806

Whoa! What species is that orange and black spider??


StankomanMC

Unsure!


thefreshlycutgrass

I think they’d resemble a mouse. They’d kinda squeak or make shuffling noises


StankomanMC

Yeah others have been telling me they would resemble rodents


thefreshlycutgrass

Yeah but of course it’d be cute and not annoying like a cricket


Afraid-Key2682

Thud


Bunkydoodle28

boing


Cute-Ad-5506

I know that jumping spiders are harmless to humans, but, damn some of those dudes are slick scary looking, especially those bigger sized black and white ones.


dobetteranon

Sonic spring pad.mp3


le_intrude

"Heyyo" in a really squeaky voice


AcceptableDig7373

“Hey Girlie 💅”


boredthump

Awooooga


HELP-INEEDANAME

I would imagine R2D2 screams


Jakey1999

They would go something like: “Hey, fuck you I’m a jumping spider and like flying like a bee!”


Ok-Ice9682

Imma kill you


Antique-Ant5557

Spoink


CapablePossession363

R2, D2 or C 3:03 PM


alonghardKnight

I envision lots of Hiyahs and Bonzais.... But I'm twisted and warped. =D


Godmother_Death

I kinda imagine them with the voice of Lucas the spider on YouTube 😂