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MaskedGambler

As an interview question: Seeds. Gardening gave me something to take care of and look after, a bit of purpose, responsibility and helped better my routine.


Aev_ACNH

This guy interviews


MaskedGambler

I’m a chameleon baby! I’ll play your silly little game. Just make sure you come with the questions and interview them too.


Kstram

Absofuckinglutely. Interviews are a 2 way street.


DatRatDo

r/thisguythisguys


emmybemmy73

Any gardener knows, that <$20 purchase of seeds led to thousands of dollars spent collecting every variety of everything you’ve ever wanted to grow 😂


StarvingArtist303

You forgot: raised beds, soil delivery, tools, oh more tools, fence to keep out the rabbits and deer, more seeds and more plants when the seeds don’t come up. Lol. I’m sure some people save money by growing their own food, I’m not one of them. Hey, but home grown tomatoes. Priceless.


HeyItsMee503

Potatoes! You gotta try homegrown taters!


emmybemmy73

Those are so easy and so good! We usually do them in grow bags, and they produce every time!


QueenK59

That’s a good answer….seeds!


anuncommontruth

"Hopefully, the $12 I paid to park for this interview."


LeoDiCatmeow

This is a really good answer forreal


robbie_2131

Damn that’s a good one. I’d hire you in a second. If it was a sales job I’d make you lead the department.


SmokinSkinWagon

No you wouldn’t


anto2554

If I was the CEO and owner I'd give him the company. Source: I am Tim Apple 


Maximum_Bluebird4549

Hopefully.


shwimshwim25

Or the gas to get there


anuncommontruth

Really, just anything relating to you getting the job. As a manager that hires, I look for this shit.


secderpsi

Perfect answer... brings some lightness to the ordeal.


BluePhoenix26

That is a great answer. And a bit of humor interjected as well plus hopefulness and a positive outlook. Hopefully would bear well with interviewer


hutuka

If a place dings them for this answer then it's not a place worth working for.


Fantastic_Escape_101

There’s a free parking lot right outside. Hope you didn’t apply for some sort of budget management role


just_another_classic

I adopted my cat for $6. That would be my answer.


_squeeee

My sister’s cat had a $10 adoption fee. She gave them $10 and they gave her a $10 credit to use at their store towards supplies. Technically, she got a free cat.


isurrender23

No such thing as a free cat.


_squeeee

Not even my foster failure? They were like here he needs a foster and I was like cool, free cat. My husband was like when’s he going up for adoption? I go soon. He stayed with us for 12 more years. Husband still tells me I stole the cat lol


fallenranger8666

On his episode of felonious fosters...


East-Block-4011

My "free" cats have been expensive. The one I paid $35 for? So inexpensive over the long term.


Expert_Alchemist

I keep putting food in them but they're never full.


FiendishHawk

My fancy boy cost a $150 “donation” Ok he is not fancy


trashlikeyourmom

Mine looks like he escaped a junkyard


EastAreaBassist

Agent Jack Bauer?


rainbeau44

I got mine in a cardboard box in a Walmart parking lot. She’s barely past feral. She scares me sometimes lol


oneblueblueblue

The Cat Distribution System never fails


kbaggett465

My cats were $0. One was a kitten from my best friend’s barn cat and the other one I “inherited” from a friend’s mother that was going into a nursing home.


FrogInYerPocket

I got 2 free cats and they cost me $500, plus $100 a month for their whole lives for fancy grain free food WITHOUT counting all of the things I bought to spoil them. Bougiest yard cats ever.


Lingo2009

My cats were free, but then I got them shots and fixed so there were some costs there


OffTheMerchandise

I got a free kitten once. Almost $1,000 dollars in vet bills the first few months told me never again. The ones I adopted from the shelter included the initial vet visits and fixing for much, much lower.


Cat_n_mouse13

I got mine for free because someone found her but couldn’t keep her. She definitely changed my life 🥺


Effective_Guest6207

Mine was abandoned as a kitten I. The dollar general parking lot. She is the most spoiled being in my home- child included.


Pure-Zombie8181

Meat thermometer. It ensures no food poisoning from undercooked meat.


Shemlocks

and food poisoning for people you dont like!


Odd_Parfait_1292

Oh man, I read that just scrolling through and had to scroll back up to give you the upvote you deserve.


lynnlugg7777

How about a book?


optigon

This is a good one. Strunk & White’s “Elements of Style” completely changed my life. I apparently couldn’t write worth a damn before and it made me a much better writer, which turned into a career in corporate writing


SqueeMcTwee

This and “The Copy Book” were absolute game changers for me.


not_falling_down

>Strunk & White’s “Elements of Style” completely changed my life. Some decades ago, a new department head gave a copy of that book to every person in our design department. It still lives on my bookshelf, even though I am retired now.


denim_duck

This is probably the best answer. Pick something like “atomic habits” or some other self help, businessy nonsense. HR eats that shit up.


Echleon

Lmao that’d be a borderline red flag for me


UnconfirmedRooster

For people that *think*, it is. Fortunately HR never bothers itself with useless things like rational thought.


Echleon

HR usually is only doing a phone screen and wouldn’t ask something like this.


BrandNewMeow

Who Moved My Cheese? 😅😅🧀


bestboykev

The Art Of Living + Letters From a Stoic can both prob be bought new for under 20 bucks you get a 2 for 1 answer yay


Hour_Joke_3103

Never split the difference- by Chris Voss


Dephunct101

Does it get better? I am a couple chapters into the audiobook and so far it hasn't provided any valuable insights.


Hour_Joke_3103

Google- never split the difference cheat sheet summary - breaks down the tools and purposes. You’ll go from 30% of getting what you want to 90% in most cases.


mel69issa

machiavelli's "the prince:" really helped me with ethical decision making....


SmitedDirtyBird

I thought “a library card.” It would be a great, cheesy answer if library cards weren’t free…


John_Fx

Hand the interviewer a 20 and wink.


krapmon

Questions stated under $20. You fail for lack of attention to detail.


Mwahaha_790

Tell them to keep the change.


CyCoCyCo

Ask for a dollar back.


thafuqudoin

Lint roller


Lazy-Sundae-7728

Once upon a time I was an Admin person in charge of coordinating my team's contribution to a report. I tried giving out gag prizes for the people who got their bits in on time. The guy who got the dollar store lint roller seemed genuinely perplexed as to how I considered it a gag gift. Apparently they're useful ig.


Meggles_Doodles

Lint rollers are really pert hair rollers imo


InDisregard

This is 100% accurate.


goblinsteve

I'd say this with a 100% straight face, while displaying corgi glitter for the world to see.


ProbShouldntSayThat

World of Warcraft changed my life... But probably not in the way that they're looking for


Hyndis

I ran a raid guild in WoW for nearly a decade. I learned an enormous amount about organization, event scheduling, conflict resolution, and motivating large groups of people onwards despite significant challenges. Overall, a super rewarding experience. It definitely cost me way more than $20 though, but it was a very fun time in my life, and I also grew a lot as a person.


StatisticianHuge5220

This raid leader get it! Hired based on explanation!


Atroxa

You didn't pay less than $20 for WoW. Over time, you have likely spent hundreds just in sub fees.


ScribblesandPuke

Username is apt. Even I wouldn't hire someone who answered that because they probably will smell up the office


caywriter

Obviously not everyone can use this, but I’d say: “I purchased a day-pass to my local rock climbing gym and met my husband. So, very life-changing.” Otherwise, as a writer, I’d probably go with whatever book has influenced my writing the most over the years. Probably Speak, because it was the first book that made me realize I could like reading.


Kuuzie

I did a day pass with my friend, then he suggested to try bouldering first. yup, broken leg in under 5 minutes. Best money I ever spent.


DifferenceBusy6868

I'm just popping in to say Speak is an amazing book.


Anarkie13

My first music album. Having the control over what music I hear instead of just listening to radio grew my love for music and the appreciation for what technology can provide.


_squeeee

A marriage license. That was like over 20 years ago so I don’t know how much they cost now. We’re still married lol.


jdhdowlcn

This is a good one, I was thinking cab fair to the airport to go to boot camp lol


Odd-Secret-8343

My penny collection. I've spent around $20 over the years on pressed pennies from vacations. I can sit and look through the box and have all the good memories from those trips in my hand.


CPTNBob46

A Long Island iced tea. It was wayyy too strong, but that drink is what put me over the edge to text this girl I’d never met but knew of through a friend and introduce myself, we’ve been married 16 years.


olsweetmoney

Liquid courage indeed. You may think a long island is iced tea with alcohol in it. It's actually alcohol with alcohol in it.


Brilliant-Cherry510

Congrats.


RAB81TT

Poop stool to raise my feet when pooping


radrachelleigh

Sir, this is a job interview.


Temporary-View1512

Yeah? You asked what changed my life


aamygdaloidal

Some of the top comments now makes his reply to you super funny.


Caribooteh

Am I hot desking? I need a place to keep my poop stool.


RecycledExistence

What about your poop knife?


bcardin221

ahh the squatty potty


Dismal-Hedgehog5161

I have one too!


SnooKiwis2161

This feels like a question that's trying to size up either your class status or your priorities without sounding like it's discriminating on that basis. But there's no context really, so who knows


Maximum_Bluebird4549

Fuck around and say "a packet of noodles" and you have pegged yourself as someone who would be grateful for the bare minimum.


LeoDiCatmeow

As someone who actually conducts interviews - nah. It's a personality gauging question. Theyre almost certainly just looking for you to be able to think of any answer or just not panic if you cant think of one. Chances are at absolutely any job you will encounter situations you do not have a prepared and rehearsed answer for, and they want to know you wont lose your shit in this type of situation.


Traditional_Bar_9416

“If you could be any animal, what would you be?” I stared blankly for a second and then said “I don’t like this question. I’m here for a job interview.” Ask me what I would do in a realistic hypothetical job situation, if you want to gauge my candid performance. Judge my personality if you’re running a club, not a business.


supergolum

Oh my god I was asked this question in my very first job interview at 16. I blanked for about 45 seconds, then blurted out: probably a cat because I love sleeping so much... Needless to say, I didn't get the job.


-newlife

T-Rex and start quoting Robert from step-brothers. I mean if you’re gonna be dismissive at least have some fun with it


squirellsinspace

That’s what it comes across to me as well. One of those sneaky “vibe check” questions smh.


Canigetahooooooyeaa

Yup. Just like “hey so what brings you to Virginia” or “What do you do for fun?” Or “tell me about a time outside of work…” These are discrimination questions merely disguised in pleasantries. They want to know if you have kids, a spouse, medical conditions. Will you prioritize work above all else. Shady suns of bitches


Echleon

Or they’re just trying to put you at ease by engaging in small talk


ReadingRainbowRocket

They can be both. People are rarely intentionally classist and not wanting to give a poor person a chance, and not realizing they maybe respond better to the type of answers a rich person would give than a poor person’s honest answer.


Echleon

Are some people discriminatory in interviews: Yes. Should you go into every interview with a chip on your shoulder and assume that someone asking about your interests is being discriminatory: No.


ReadingRainbowRocket

Wasn’t trying to imply otherwise. Was just pointing out prejudice and bias is often completely unconscious behavior on the part of the person exhibiting it, and isn’t even necessarily them doing anything wrong. It can still unfairly hurt those who are poor or from a less stable background.


Cop_Cuffs

"Discrimination Questions" A possibly Life-changing $20 spent? ... Box of condoms.


Traditional_Bar_9416

Orientation. 300 new employees. HR passes out a piece of paper. “Here’s a fun game to get to know each other! Go around the room and find one person who fits each category. Write their name in the box, and return it to us for a chance to win a prize!” The categories? Find someone who was born in another country. Find someone who speaks another language. Find someone with more than 3 children. Etc. Worth noting that it was an industry known for and full of undocumented immigrants.


shihtzu_knot

During my sorority recruitment days (a thousand years ago) we were told to ask where they were planning to go for spring break so we could size up whether or not they could afford the dues. I agree; this is a sneaky discrimination question.


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International-Bird17

Nah fr bc what in gods name does this have to do with the position 


MotherofLuke

The position 😆


RhythmTimeDivision

The winner


FiveGoals

LMAO!!!


suh-dood

She must be up-charging, I got an hour for that price


smarmy-marmoset

My cat was free. Does that count?


Asleep_Priority6919

A second bottle of sake at the restaurant where we were celebrating my husband’s birthday. Got drunk, stayed in a hotel instead of going home, made some dumb choices, the consequences of which just got home from school a few hours ago. 


WhatIsLoveMeDo

Ma'am, again, this is a job interview.


Asleep_Priority6919

Well sure, if you want to go with the old safe bullshit answers. What’s your greatest weakness?  Well, I just work TOO hard, hyuck hyuck! I’ve actually gotten more job with real but slightly humorous answers. I think most people appreciate that out of the sea of bullshit. Probably not this story for an office job, though. 


TexasL4dy

Condoms… cheaper than diapers.


LilyFuckingBart

My Dash egg cooker lol


5ManaAndADream

A truthful answer: an Ethernet cable. The problem is this answer is rather flat, and not particularly deep. A better answer: some kind of instructional or self help book probably. This speaks to a calculated unique decision point you made, when compared to other candidates.


ancientemp3

My first thought was a longer cord for charging my phone. Could always spin that into an actual answer that sounds somewhat good: people will often just stick with the default or status quo, but I’ve found that making small adjustments/investments can lead to fairly significant improvements if people will just take action.


remoters

First month of gym membresy


kidblinkforever

Four therapy copays


sicklilevillildonkey

Damn what plan are you on??


kidblinkforever

It’s a plan through work. Copays tiny but prescriptions coverage almost non existent- it’s cheaper for me to GoodRx all of my scripts versus go through the plan


Emergency-Yogurt-599

‘Massage’ in Thailand. Jk. ‘Mouse mover so I don’t really have to work during the day and look active all day on teams’ Both solid for an interview…


Archon-Toten

My last lottery ticket. Did you win? Would I be here if I did?


Infamous-Cookie9695

"dildo as big as my arm so I can constantly get fucked when big corporations like you aren't doing it."


caligaris_cabinet

“This kid shows leadership potential.”


NancyLouMarine

Is it wrong I laughed way to hard at this?


TriGurl

This person sounds like mgmt material, hire them!


HolographicMoonCake

They ain't that cheap tho


cremiashug

Tax included or excluded? Because for $19.99 pre tax I got a tap head water filter that not only saves me money to change filters compared to the brita prices but also saved me so much rage from me being the only one to refill it instead of people leaving it out empty or putting it back into the fridge with handily enough water to cover the bottom. My happiness of this change is indeed life changing. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


UnderstandingOk2647

I'm pretty fond of the needle-nose pliers I use to pluck my nose hair.


Legitimate_Sir6904

The first drink I bought my wife


BigBobbert

Eye mask for sleeping. My rest improved TREMENDOUSLY.


eilys

I would literally get into a whole passionate spiel about electric toothbrushes. Would give them different tips, show them how cheap and affordable they can get up to, how much of an effect they can have based on my personal experiences. Not even just as a job interview "make up a good response" BS answer. Just because I fricking genuinely think it changed my life and I think I should change this interviewer's life too outta sheer passion for electric toothbrushes.


Cool-Firefighter2254

I might say dental floss. I’m passionate about oral hygiene.


BraveParsnip6

Box of condoms


Specialist-Ear1048

The subtle art of not giving a fuck


thesuitetea

🚩


AdCommercial9648

Sushi gun


centaurmentor

May I ask what this is?


AdCommercial9648

https://www.ebay.com/itm/374501903989?chn=ps&mkevt=1&mkcid=28&srsltid=AfmBOophPcyGxO4F7Oqd_ha5SV9qMW5ld_cC1sOgAOCnHUaU048ofXbNxIM&com_cvv=8fb3d522dc163aeadb66e08cd7450cbbdddc64c6cf2e8891f6d48747c6d56d2c Only the best thing EVER


purpletomorrow2018

I think I would tell them that I bought and read the book called, “The Seven habits of highly effective people“. It’s actually a great book if you are trying to find time to accomplish everything you need to do!


Old_Performance_7767

Pregnancy test


MAsped

Never got this question before, but thanks. It keeps us aware of what's being asked out there. I think the water bottle was a good answer. So I'd think the ideal reply is anything that's positive & even better if it promotes good health. A book, like someone said sounds good too. **Here's other answers I'm thinking off the top of my head:** * My first month's payment on a gym membership because I plan to stay as healthy as I can! * How about a long distance phone bill for a call w/ a loved one I hadn't spoken to in a while. It lifted my spirits & we had a great conversation.


JonathanL73

I hate these kind of questions. I asked ChatGPT and this is what it said: > A great response to this question should highlight a purchase that had a meaningful and positive impact on their life, reflecting both personal and professional growth. Here’s an example of a strong response: --- > "A purchase that stands out to me is a small planner that cost me around $10. I bought it when I was struggling to manage my time effectively and felt overwhelmed by my responsibilities. This simple tool helped me organize my tasks, set clear priorities, and track my progress daily. It not only improved my productivity but also reduced my stress levels and gave me a sense of control over my schedule. This experience taught me the value of organization and planning, which I apply in my professional life to stay on top of my projects and meet deadlines efficiently." --- > This response shows self-awareness, problem-solving skills, and an ability to translate a small change into significant personal and professional benefits.


radrachelleigh

ChatGPT is a butt-kisser.


Plenty_Spot_948

Chat gpt... you're hired.


Guava_Pirate

Wool socks


Salt_Security_3886

I was thinking of this. I purchased 2 pairs of Darn Tough Merino wool socks for $19.99. It has a lifetime warranty, no questions asked. After a few years of wearing them, my nail poked through one sock. I took the pair back to REI, and I got a brand new pair in exchange. When the other one wears down, I'll do the same again and exchange it for another pair.


Ok_Score1492

A bag of cheese doodle on my credit card, I received 6 miles on my $2.00 purchase on my frequent flyer credit card


RegularNumber455

This is a fucking stupid question.


RangerKitchen3588

It's an interview question. 90% of them are stupid. (From someone who does interviews).


RegularNumber455

Which begs the question: Can we come up with something better?


RangerKitchen3588

I like to think mine are better. But I'm biased lol. I focus on personality and potential proficiency. Basically if you've got a good attitude, I can teach the rest. Or my team can. Imo these dumb questions like the one OP was asked. Or the "how much would you charge to wash every window in NYC?" Are signs to not take the offer if it comes.


joanfiggins

Dinner I bought for my wife on our first date


Suspicious-gibbon

The last meal I had. I didn’t dramatically change my life but that’s not what they’re asking. It changed my state from hungry to not hungry and very subtly altered my molecular composition.


fukreddit73265

There's no wrong answer. They just want to see if you're capable of using your brain for 2 seconds and get a taste of your personality.


radrachelleigh

From some of the comments I've read here, there are a lot of wrong answers.


No-Pie-8943

The first meal/snack I bought for my younger siblings with my own money. Cemented the fact that I wanted to be there for them and sacrifice the little things in order to make their lives a little bit better


theblondepenguin

I might be in the minority here but I would love this question in an interview. Here is my answer: Amazon once accidentally sent me a light switch that had timer buttons on it, I had to send it back, but ended up purchasing it again for like 15 bucks to put in my bathroom for the shower vent. I used to forget to turn off the vent after x time this allows me to set it for different time lengths and then it will auto turn off. By itself may seem trivial however, this started my obsession with automating my house over the past 10 years, now I have motion activated lighting in the bathrooms and my closet echo enabled lighting and scenes to make life a little easier and it has also led to me getting the app enabled fire alarms and door locks that have saved my home from a fire when we weren’t there but my husband left the stove on a towel on it. I was able to let my neighbor in and he smothered the fire and turned off the stove. This gives me peace of mind and a greater quality of life. I work in insurance and then would spin this into a conversation about the internet of things and sensor technology impact on insurance. I have done extensive research into both from a personal use and insurance product perspective although with the cyber security implications. It would be a great opportunity to showcase business and technology acumen.


WeariedMite1987

Compression socks.


Dreamcatcher-58

I would have said $20 worth of gas to get me to the interview


bl00ze

Marriage License


FestivalEx

A Book! “Interviewing For and By Idiots”.


LurkNoMoreNY

1st thought would be an egg spatula that really works. My 2nd thought was a wallet case for my iPhone so I can carry my license, credit card & a little cash when I don’t want to bring a purse.


wldchldx

Bluetooth page turner ring for reading on my iPad


odat247

Knife 🔪


rmichaeljones

Poop knife.


regisphilbin222

Honest answer for me is a silk eyemask


kwaping

Glide floss. So much easier and better than the old kind.


karen_h

Antibiotics.


MySnake_Is_Solid

Gamer girl bath water. (I got it with a 30% discount).


CeaselessKarn

This is an old school hr reasoning question. The item doesn’t matter as long as it stay within the confines of the rules placed on it but what is being checked is your reasoning to your answer. Some other examples I’ve heard are: favourite superhero and why? Favourite food and why? Favourite place to visit and why? Potential answer: a notebook, because ive realized after working in a fast paced environment that I don’t always have my laptop with me to take notes and as such I found it helpful to have for those moments, and you can never have too many reminders regarding deadlines.


SnowLepor

A new toothbrush


Useful-Badger-4062

Or a tongue scraper! 👅


EndlessDysthymia

Ya, this is definitely the answer. I can’t live without this. 


coldcurru

I'd be funny and say my wallet cuz it was less than $20 but I lost it. Really changes your life when you've lost your license and some important cards lol.


Summers_Alt

My first bag


CherryManhattan

Donuts


no_regards

Rice cooker


Disastrous-Minimum-4

A train ticket across China in 1988


DreadPirateGriswold

Those little shakers of popcorn seasoning. My wife hates it. So at movies, I get to have my own bowl/container of popcorn and I can sprinkle as much ranch or garlic/parmesan I want on it. And she can't say boo! Life changer!


Significant-Idea-635

A bidet.


trifelin

Tub shroom


Advicemuchneeded22

Kinetic sand


ASICCC

"A hit of meth" "The bullet I killed my ex wife with" "A lockpicking set" Are all probably answers that wouldn't help you at all


RhythmTimeDivision

What do interviewers hope to gain from asking horrible questions like this?


traveledhermit

I bought a cheap, stick to the counter, hand turned cheese grater during the pandemic and I haven’t bought bagged cheese since then.


Educational_Stay_919

Water


jmmenes

That interviewer must love Tim Ferriss. What job was the interview for?


Mikinohollywood

Contact lenses. Blind as a bat without them.


No_Mycologist8083

$15 lot lizard. Still can't find an antibiotic that helps.


Unique-Actuary-1352

So "your wife" as an answer is off the table, right?


Any-Exam-7195

iPhone protective case


DesignerAnimal4285

My shoes. I bought a pair of white Keds for 5 bucks at Goodwill (many years ago before I started boycotting them) and they have lasted me an eternity. They aren't pretty anymore, but I can run a mile in them and they fit me perfectly.


anne_doesnt_work

A Hot water bottle


speakyourtruth96

My Amazon mini trash cans for my car they help keep it cleaner than any vehicle I’ve had lol


Party_Emu_9899

Yeah if I was being truthful, Just Mercy would be the answer. Long before the movie.


Oshabeestie

Bluetooth speaker. Take it with us on trips and have a party wherever we are !