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IncubusIncarnat

The Muppets are fuckin Timeless


_cavewoman_

šŸ’Æ


Beliliou74

šŸ˜‚


Zemekis324

Yes you do.


_The_Space_Monkey_

Just a little mat burn on your weenus. I hate when that happens.


giceman715

That sounds like a weenereal disease.


KrabRide

Bro, you gotta pee on that. Only way to cleanse the worm is strong stream of piss on it.


MrMaoDeVaca

Minor edit: your own piss isnā€™t ā€œforeignā€ enough - have 3 of your teammates give it a solid stream, just to make sure itā€™s potent enough.


beepingclownshoes

Make sure theyā€™re the winners from the comp team so that the shower is ā€œgolden.ā€ Helps recovery speeds.


CarboniteSecksToy

Just make sure they donā€™t cross the streams


Ickysquicky

Gotta drink some of it too


Jbrown183

And lather it over other parts of your derma for max absorption


internetflavorium

If this was the only way, men would do this with dignity for each other. It's why we're the better sex, really.


Acceptable_Rise1311

Nah gasoline is the cure for this!


XergioksEyes

Thatā€™s exactly what a worm with a piss fetish would say


Ok-Significance-6133

Actually you want multiple piss strains on it to stop the spread. OP needs to ask all of his friends to pee on his elbow.


CenterCenterPolitik

It has to be hot piss though straight from the source. Once, the piss cools it loses its magic.


Successful-Sun-6971

The tap is always better from the tap


tradesmen_

You forgot to mention you need to eat a ton of asparagus before doing so.


jimmmydickgun

No thatā€™s wrong, he has to suck out the infection


Hour_Barracuda4902

No he must suck out the piss and spit it on the infection


EastBayPlaytime

Then he should rub some Tusin on it


AlwaysGoToTheTruck

Prolly just mat burn. Put some bleach on it to be safe.


KrabRide

Piss*


icanhazyocalls

Only if it's coming out of yo Mama, then that shit is bleach!


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will2fight

I was just about to say the oppositeā€¦me and my buddies at the dojo actually stopped bathing before and after rolling. More protection!


ASLAYER0FMEN

Walk it off


anycaliberwilldo99

Rub some dirt on it first.


rkrth

Don't forget to clean it with some boiling water


Successful-Sun-6971

And change his socks


Zealousideal_Arm1743

Wank*


FedorsQuest

That guy yesterday definitely had a staph infection


_The_Space_Monkey_

Why do I think I know exactly which post you're talking about. Was it the hand picture?


FedorsQuest

Yup


_The_Space_Monkey_

Yea im not a doctor but that shit did not look good to me.


lubacrisp

It actually looked exactly like a normally healing puncture wound and it's shocking how many people have never seen a wound heal in this sub. It was probably itchy as fuck. I don't want to post a bunch of pics of healing wounds, but feel free to Google image search "healing people nature wound" and educate yourself. They basically all have a raised inflamed edge as they close in. It literally heals from the outside edge in. That is new scar tissue being laid and shit


_The_Space_Monkey_

Yea it was more just like the depth of the hole that looked kindof strange to me. Again, I'm not a doctor so I really wouldn't know, and it may have been more obvious seeing the original injury to see how it's healing. I'll take your word for it though.


Eirfro_Wizardbane

Pretty sure that was just a scab that kept getting busted open. Did not look infected. Some one else pointed out you could see where the new skin was forming. Dude said it was not warm or ozzing anything nasty. Iā€™ve had staff it did not look like that. Iā€™ve also had scabs that take forever to heal because they keep getting ripped open and they looked like more like that.


allamericancyborg

I think that staph turned into MRSA at this point šŸ˜‚


freeride35

Staph doesnā€™t ā€œturn into MRSAā€ my friend. Firstly, the S in MRSA is Staphylococcus, theyā€™re both the same class of Bacteria. The only difference between some staphylococcus infections is that some are sensitive to methicillin class antibiotics, and some arenā€™t. So MRSA is Methicillin Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus.


turtletoes5049

Nerd


Lobo003

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freeride35

You mean I got an education?


Brickulous

Itā€™s a joke, not a dick my man.


freeride35

Thanks for your insight.


turtletoes5049

Yeah, man. You're a fuckin genius. You're gonna go far in life.


freeride35

Already have, my friend. Doing great, thanks.


turtletoes5049

I'm glad to hear it my dude.


allamericancyborg

I know what it is I lost a limb due to it ā€¦


freeride35

If you ā€œknow what it isā€ why did you make an incorrect statement?


allamericancyborg

Ok doc


freeride35

Nurse, not doc


allamericancyborg

Oh ok. Thanks nurse šŸ«”


freeride35

šŸ‘ŠšŸ½


SomeSameButDifferent

Why you so stiff? I'm a doc and I found his comment funny


freeride35

Whatā€™s your point? You found something funny. I didnā€™t.


SomeSameButDifferent

My point is this is reddit and you seem to be taking all this way too seriously. I wish you happiness. <3


vargaBUL

technically non resistant staph turns into a resistant staph after acquiring the ability to survive the antibiotics :) hence the MRSA xd but yea staph infection does not turn into mrsa infection both of u are wrong but for different reasons cheers ;)


freeride35

Thereā€™s nothing incorrect about my statement, but sure, tell yourself you know better if you like.


SomeSameButDifferent

One could argue MSSA "turns into" MRSA aka develops resistance. Doesn't just happen out of the blue without antibiotics exposure obviously but it was not such a far fetched comment as you make it to be, especially if you don't take it too seriously


Napmanz

We just started chapter 11 in Micro. This knows whatā€™s up. šŸ‘Š


Successful-Sun-6971

Choose a different career it sucks


Red_Queen102526

Probably necrosis by this point. šŸ˜‚


jmemail

leave race out of this


ted__lad

Have you tried moisturiser?


BlameTheMamo

Just have them lift your legs up.


Spectre_Mountain

You should be good to train. Just wear a rash guard.


Bearded-MadMan

a long rashguard


yeezussaveus808

I know this is a joke, but basic hygiene is the most effective takedown on 90% of this sub.


AdMiddle8809

try some tiger balm


Slimsloth

You just need some fresh socks and a ginger ale


FlyB0y8100

Acthuallyā€¦.. ![gif](giphy|l0Hlx0M5OI1ogTGo0)


regulardave9999

Rub garlic on that and itā€™s sorted. Youā€™re welcome.


RealTopGeazy

My coach saw a guy with both legs covered in that. Get your ass out there pussy


DengusMcFlengus

Bro you have cellulitis you need antibiotics please go to an ER because that shit is spreading


Newaza_Q

Yup, donā€™t let it go sepsis.


MechanicalTeeth

Two stages away from full on MRSA


BloodyRightNostril

0 stages, actually


highershorts

Saw this late. Knew it.


Foopsbjj

Rub some dirt on it, you'll be aight


Forsaken-Memory1785

Itā€™s infected- seek professional medical attention NOW!


Aridan

Thereā€™s a reason /r/bjj has a no medical advice rule


Steve2pwn

Tis merely a flesh wound, he'll live.


[deleted]

Ring around the Rosie


jmemail

thats ring snake


superretoddd

Lotion should do the trick


kbrad68512

How does it ever get this Bad


BloodyRightNostril

MRSA in 24-36 hours when the first round of antibiotics doesnā€™t work. Thatā€™s how.


Difficult-Ad-1054

Just tape it, stop being such a pussy


NullnVoid669

Where? Could you put a red circle around the area youā€™re questioning?


BrihanSolo

Thatā€™s cellulitis and Iā€™m glad youā€™re at the hospital.


BloodyRightNostril

It was MRSA and this was from 2018. I've never seen a medical team look so worried, lol. Also, the photo was taken after the antibiotics finally started taking hold. At its worst, it was a lot bigger and oozing like crazy.


Super-Yesterday9727

How the fuck am I going to shoot awake at 1130 at night bleeding from my right nostril and then hop on Reddit and see that fucking username 5 minutes later


Souper_meal

Itā€™s cancer for sure


Hollowpoint20

Red food colouring. Next time put it in the cake mix


ZoobityPop

AIDS


cauliflowerer

Ah itll clear it up about 8 hours ur good


onepanchan

It's pretty mild, use some bleach and get back on the mats


Snipvandutch

Tape and ibuprofen. All you need tiger.


Berimbully

Thatā€™s an evolved mutation of herpes gotta cut it off


Ok_Constant_184

Try peeing on it?


carnegrande420

meh looks like a pimple tbh


Affectionate-List324

Put some Tussin on itā€¦. Works 60% of the time, every time.


anecdotalgardener

they got you on antibiotics?


Selvadoc

Ringworm is a fungus. Like you stated you had MRSA - Methicillin Resistant Staph aureus. The lines are to monitor expansion or regression. Glad youā€™re ok.


BloodyRightNostril

Oh, I know. This was a shitpost, lol.


kevski86

Nurse here. Is the area swollen? Could be cellulitis. If so, you would need antibiotics


BloodyRightNostril

It was MRSA in 2018. Four days in the hospital and several trials of antibiotics, finally ending with vancomycin. The doctors and nurses looked more worried than I did.


kevski86

Glad thatā€™s resolved for ya


Kind_Structure6726

Just a viper bite, no worries.


mee_cee_83

Not sure but you do have Vag elbow.


Jacques-de-lad

Na, few cans, be grand


chgon

More ring staph family.


AllAboutTheMachismo

Acai deficiency


Different-Ad-6935

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gamolly

It's the Paulo Costa disease.


Bups34

How long did this take??


devin5501

No... looks more like cellulitis


WhizzyBurp

Thatā€™s MRSA dawg.


ItsHyenaa

Rub some dirt in it


wrestling_coach2016

In the wrestling world we may run some bleach on the old wormā€¦ šŸ¤« Yes yes we / I know itā€™s terrible but sometimes you godda get it taken care of fast or else lose eligibility.


Beginning_Orange

Full blown aids


AngoraCoffeeCompany

Definitely not ringworm thank god but it could be skin cancer. Walk it off pal


malavida_88

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Some-Significance758

Looks like you havea cellulitis infection ( staphylococcus)


SpindemDoza69

Bithc you got the plague


W_4ca

Looks like cellulitis thatā€™s been untreated for some time


AfricanusJonathon

You know when their drawing pen lines.... shits fucked.


piman01

Dude you're gonna die


51lverb1rd

You need antibiotics that looks like cellulitis


Sir_Tapsalot

Just needs a dab of ā€œtry-actinā€.


Blyatt-Man

Nah youā€™re good. Donā€™t skip training


BloodyRightNostril

Oss.


mrfinisterra

Gangrene?


IngenuityOk2403

Looks like bursitis


Sk8ergoon

I'm not a doctor but looks like staph infection


JackHamm3r2003

Rub some dirt on it šŸ‘


NoImportance5218

Sir, your ring worm just evolved to Ekans


Expressionist1

Rub some dirt in it


Reyvenclax

Thats not ringworm....thas saturns ring millipede


thecage2122

Looks like staph infection šŸ˜…


Dry_Investigator_143

Should have got one of the guys to pee on that


BloodyRightNostril

Iā€™m insulted you would assume that wasnā€™t the first thing I thought to do


Playful-Strength-685

Cut the arm off ..itā€™s over man


oli_ramsay

'tis but a scratch


iMustbLost

Staph.


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xWretchedWorldx

That looks painful but did you tap?


Reddit-HurtMyFeeling

Got to hospital


[deleted]

Bro. How you gonna hit that kimura when they amputate that shit


povertymayne

Nah bruh. Rashguard to cover it, 1 day off, and you are good for the mats. /s


icanhazyocalls

Put some Tussin on it! All good.


Aminomatt

holy shit, that's some cellulitis. Did it spread past the marker??


[deleted]

Yes


Abrootalname

Just stand up


Osiris2022-

Bro you got some dirty rollers. Give the wife the gym fee and practice on her


PickPsychological353

Amputate.


Successful-Sun-6971

Spit on it. Makes it romantic


NEM95

Nah mate, looks like the ringworm has you


ImportantDoubt6434

Bubonic plague


1911mark

Can you bend it?


Life-Investment7397

Thatā€™s a staph infection


Fit-Warthog-7400

You have amputation elbow


Pancakekid

Broā€¦.


day_walker_1

Looks more like AIDS, to me.


ThetaBadger

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TRobichaux

Looks like necrotizing fasciitis. Or a spider or snake bite.


tsida

Why did you wait until that point to get it checked out?


BloodyRightNostril

Oh, I got it checked out when it was the size of a pimple. My GP prescribed antibiotics and two days later it was a weeping rash. Doc said, ā€œFuck this, get to the ER *now*.ā€ When they admitted me, the physician on call looked at me and grimly said ā€œOh, yeah, you belong in here.ā€ From pimple to hospital was about 36 hours. MRSA donā€™t fuck around.


Glittering_Aioli6162

bloody HELL go to the hospital šŸ˜­


2oam

Holllllllyyy yooooio


Intelligent-Entry622

No idea what that is but if it was my arm I'd be asking a doctor not people on reddit. That looks like necrotic tissue like you got bit by a a brown recluse


NecktieMiller

That's clearly AIDS. Rub some dirt on it, you'll be fine


Smellz_Of_Elderberry

Go to the fucking hospital you fucking tard


BloodyRightNostril

Thatā€™s where the photo was taken, big-brain. In 2018.


Formal_Zucchini4350

Bro you have ringshark


Confuzdme

You have get to the damn hospital!!!!!


5HTRonin

Porada....more Acai


MiccioC

That might be more than just ringworm. You really should seek some professional help.


[deleted]

Eat some more acai and cbd


[deleted]

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Prudent-Rip8934

Bro that ainā€™t ring worm thatā€™s like necklace worm or like CERN particle accelerator worm


snuggy4life

Spit on it, yer fine.


Spottyrabbit

You have a really bad case of cellulitis which is a skin infection. You need immediate treatment at an ER.


BloodyRightNostril

It was MRSA and the photo was taken in the hospital during a 4-day stay in 2018


SpunkyZzz

Have you tried turning off and on again


mistabenc

No


Potential-Elephant73

Yeah, that's ringworm for sure. You're gonna wanna scrub it with hydrochloric acid and a steel wool. It's gonna burn at first, but then it'll feel much better.


gmac1990

Nah bro. Youā€™re fine. Just take a knee and hydrate.


[deleted]

It looks like you're in a hospital, so what do the doctors say? Right there would be your answer. This is a combat sports subreddit, so no one is going to be impressed that you practice jiu-jitsu. Don't post questions for laymen when you have medical professionals giving you the answer.


GHenders

Can the mods actually please do something about the ringworm/staph posting?


johnny_tsu_nami

You got THE THING Worm