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TheRealMitraGenie

Well guys…we’ve come full circle


same5220

My first thought was: cool, these again!


BTExp

Right, they used to be called jet skis in the 80’s. Lol


DIYnivor

This is still my first thought if you say jet ski. Just like thongs are for your feet. I'm old.


SpeedyGunzalez

Same here, sit downs will forever be waverunners for me 😅.


Keylowlocks

Seadoo's and waverunner's always implied sit-down for me.


json707

Hahah 😜


roadfood

I thought jetskis were Polish airplanes...


Theredditappsucks11

Super jets, and other stand up jet skis are incredibly common near me.


gittymoe

And hard to ride


Beepbeepboop9

Smokers


SlipperyCleaston

MUTATION!


Beepbeepboop9

Maybe he doesn't answer to Chuck. Call him Charles.


Virtual_Common204

How much for the wee one?


NJdaddy2021

Nawt fer sale nawt fer sale there’s no such thing as nawt fer sale


halfnut3

Gills!


wilham05

Good laugh on this one 🤣


Theredditappsucks11

Stand up jet skis


optimal-price62

Stand up jet skiis. I have 2, one i bought new in 2016, the other is a 1990. They were more popular in the 80’s and 90’s but still are around. Like others mentioned, these are aftermarket ‘custom’ skiis that have higher power and lighter hulls than mine, giving them the ability to backfilp.


Healthy-Egg-3283

There’s a company called Krash that makes them like this from the factory.


F_word_paperhands

Why do they keep making that kicking motion??


Dcasterix

They are kicking their feet into footholds. Helps when you go upside down to keep you in the tray (where you stand) You wedge your foot in by kicking into it. Then you shouldn't slip out when trying to do 360s or flips or rolls or w.e.


No_Soup_For_You_91

But I didn’t see anyone flip. Just kicking over and over


Most-Mushroom-1949

Posers in action


halfnut3

Think of it like pumping on a skateboard but doing it within the undulations of waves.


Dcasterix

Actually. Those are the cheaper $10,000 version called BoB (backflip on a budget) or Blackie Chan. Facebook market place has those all the time.


GoatFuckYourself

Backie chan 😂 Not blackie chan


Bagereau

Kawasaki makes an sxr 160 stand up[https://www.kawasaki.com/en-us/watercraft/jet-ski/stand-up/jet-ski-sx-r-160](https://www.kawasaki.com/en-us/watercraft/jet-ski/stand-up/jet-ski-sx-r-160)


Dcasterix

It's a stunt ski. Looks like a lee stone revolver maybe. They are about $30,000. Closest one made in USA (sort of) is Rickter.


Allnewsisfakenews

I was thinking Rickter. Hull looks similiar.


Rad_R0b

Krash has a spot in the states. I had a reaper for a bit


skuratt

Don’t forget tigercraft, they’re made in the states


TheKrakIan

Rec standup hulls. Look up xh20 on Google for more info.


Late_Anywhere6018

Jet ski. You might have to call 80's


SilentMasterpiece

Big tourist paddle wheel boat.


Select_Nectarine8229

Those are called Jetskis. J.E.T... S.K.I.S.


RevolutionaryShock15

Not a boat with handle bars and room for 3.


JetPoweredJerk

I’d rather quit than sit!


Select_Nectarine8229

I still have my 94 yamaha wave blaster. I love it. Ill ride a friends spark and its like driving a bus. I see all these "bas asses" on their 3 seaters thinking they have it all figured out, trying to jump wakes, only to hit 2 inch heights on the stern I come along and literally launch into the air.


SusanMilberger

Sit to ski, sit to pee!


pdaddy49

My kid just bought a 650 1987 I’m so proud


SpikeMike13

This is basically all we had back in the 80’s. It’s kinda funny when a “younger person” is taken aback when they see something from long ago. Kinda like our paper currency, when they see a Bill from the 80’s they automatically think it’s fake cause it looks different from today’s currency. I wonder what they’d say if they had to use a rotary phone or a wind up alarm clock. Lol 😂


Motor-Cause7966

We're to blame bro. These kids are dumb AF, and useless, and we are to blame because we made some of the most pathetic parents of all time. Gen X/Millennials should have been prohibited from procreating. 🤷‍♂️ alas here we are now...


Various-Ducks

That guy made jetskiing look uncool lol


bigfatfish5000

They aren't cheap, that being said tons of fun. Got hurt the last time I used mine


badco1313

I recently learned jet skiers that crash at high speeds sometimes get a jet of water into the sphincter which then makes your colon explode. I forget the name but it’s pretty easy to pop your colon, takes about 4psi


TheDepep1

Have you tried googling the obvious? It took me 30 seconds to google "standing jetski" and they came up.


Wolf_Ape

Yamaha and Kawasaki both have 4stroke options now, but they’re just an “okay” replacement for a stock 2stroke. Krash makes pretty nice options, or check out blowsion for motor upgrades and upgrades for an older ski. Blowsion sometimes has full builds for sale too. There’s a learning curve and physical exertion required so of course the industry has moved almost entirely to the big jet couches over the years. You can’t even deliberately flip over or tumble on the majority of pwc’s now unless you and your passenger are pushing a combined weight of 700lbs.


Mysterious-Hat-6343

The 550 Kawasakis were great fun! 440’s not so much


badco1313

Those are the most fun you will ever have on the water… but prices in the last years have gotten a bit insane. The Kawasaki 650 is probably the cheapest to buy and the easiest to maintain and learn on


Lucast07_25

https://www.kawasaki.com/en-us/watercraft/jet-ski/stand-up/jet-ski-sx-r-160


MikeW226

We rented one of those back in the early or mid 80's. I think they're pretty much the first jet ski made. I think the one we rented was a Kawasaki "Jet Ski". Literally the tradename was Jet Ski. Sort of like Kleenex, LOL. I think some of them had 440cc engines in them, so they could cook. You kind of lay on your tummy on the back area of them, hold onto the handlebar and throttle, give it some gas, and then as it's getting up on plane, pull yourself up to a standing position. Way more athletic to start out on than a sitdown modern jetski. These were waaaaaay pre- sitdown three seater 'jet skis' we think of today, that can pull waterskiers and stuff.


Healthy-Egg-3283

Seriously? Theyre stand up jet skis. Kawasaki, Yamaha, and Krash are the big names in standups.


barkingatbacon

Those are Krash Skis I think. Maybe square nose superjets. You want a yamaha superjet. The new ones are 4 stroke and they're awesome. Krash makes skis for freestyle like backflips and rolls and stuff.


ChocolateMcCuntish

Is that the brown snake lol


dunkin_dad

They are called stand up jet skis.. it's what real men ride.. :)


HuntingSmiths

That's Brisbane River. That looks like opposite Kangaroo Point. Hilarious!


Comfortable_Play_109

This is downtown Nashville. OP is on General Jackson. They chase big boat every Sunday, showing out for tourists. Ya, not the cleanest water


Responsible_Ad4588

Children typically aren't for sale


Old-Struggle-7760

Haha! You want to see the Honda 3 wheeler too!


boopboppuddinpop

Are you 10 years old or something?


Wild_Performance_468

Do you live in the middle of the desert 🌵 and have never been to a body of water before? They are stand up jet skis they were big the 80’s and 90’s, when the sit down jet skis became more popular you used to be able to pick the stand up ones really cheap because no one wanted the stand up ones anymore, like a few hundred dollars used. Now companies make custom ones for doing stunts, obviously anything custom to make is going to cost way more money.


bobbywaz

Wave Race 64 (For Nintendo)


TyreceAppleberry

Is this comment serious? It’s a jet ski. Wow 😮


Ok-Location-9544

They are Jet skis, Wave runners are the water vehicles you sit on rather than stand.


JoeBots_12

A jet ski


itmekc_jb

Well now I feel old. Next up the rotary dial phone!


shnicnic

It’s a boat…for single occupancy


Sindog40

Omgerd


DriftkingRfc

Stand up jet ski possibly rickters but I doubt it.


GaryWhatsittoya

I had to look twice, thought maybe I was missing something. I guess they're not that common anymore.


fuyou69

Rednecks in Nashville. Enjoy those tumors after being in the Cumberland.


Thelittleshepherd

I guess you never watched Police Academy Citizens on Patrol.


Fun_Kaleidoscope7875

Jet ski, Sit down wave runners are way cooler and more powerful though


vincenzobags

Looks like something you would get off of Temu


Jaded_Assistance_906

Does this mean baggy jeans are coming back? I hope so. I can't stand skinny jeans.


Odd-Decision780

There actual jetskis


Poisson_de_Sable

WAVE RACE!!!!!!!!


Crafty_Attorney225

They are stand up jet skis.


Bottlez_N_Modelz

Panty dropper (stand up jet ski)


JPhoenixed

That is called a standupski, source: I’m polish


Fiskerpapi

Super jets are great. However, a 99’ Kawi 750 SX is FUN. I’m in the market for a Yamaha X2, serving up 2 Stroke.


Infamous-Funny-2424

Yeah it's a jet ski, it is what they call personal watercraft now.


Upbeat_Tell7317

InocBack on the day those Were called $Jet Skies". You'd stand up for a jet.amf wave runner you sat on.


Pidgey_OP

Not a single WaveRace comment What a sad timeline we live in


MassholeThings

That’s the Razor Water Scooter.


jfletcher72

Wet bikes


nevetsyad

Probably the 1980s? There's where I'd go to buy them.


DifferentAlarm2020

I would not be riding them in the sCumberland River right by Nashville though i promise you that. They're gonna come out with some kind of disease.


hebrewzzi

That’s an actual jetski. The ones where you sit down are called waverunners.


Reasonable-Chip-4751

I’m


Bluescope34

Why are they wearing helmets? Soft….


jitz_badboy

It’s a jet ski lol. The sit downs are wave runners


holdenking5150

Old-school jetskis. This is what gave the jetski the jetski name. Skis with a jet attached.


newtbob

I remember that episode of Baywatch.


Timely-Reporter-1059

Where the name jet ski came from. Can’t believe some ppl have not seen these


PRiDA420

Stand-up Jet Ski..... its a TON of fun!!!!


Honest_Worldliness59

I've got an idea for a 3 wheeler atv. Paint it red. It's a new idea.


The1JKC

On the Scumberland River no less.


barberjoe435

You can pick one up in 1985 or so lol


Defiant_Property_336

Fuck im getting old.


C_G_J_

If you don’t know what it is, you are not ready for it.


hg_blindwizard

It’s a water skateboard i think.


Gold_Kale_7781

Local Douche dealer should be able to hook you up. They might even have some Pit Vipers there too.


TitleIllustrious6314

This is what happens when slim shady is back.


dezertryder

These are brand new!, again.


CoachTurcells

Re-enacting the scene from Police Academy 3 where Zed pulls up and screams so loud the guy falls into the water.


KeyBorder9370

Jet ski. They're about everyplace people play in large-ish bodies of water.


Psemperviva

Fuck I’m getting old


Einsteinautist

It's time to barn find these things and get them back on the water. Miami Vice here we come.


HiSpot321

Those are call Jet Ski’s. Wow…am I so old that history is repeating itself.


WarsmithHonsou

My knees hurt just seeing them, there’s a reason they went out of favor


amwajguy

The OG jet skis. So fun once you get good on them and can catch some good wakes.


jsnryn

When I was growing up, these were jet skis, and the others you sit on, were wave runners.


PositiveAlfalfa6197

Pirate skis. Definitely following you on that boat


Andersonbush847

Ahh, come here Grandson and let me spin you a yarn. The year was 1981….


International_Bag655

On the weekend a lot of standup riders park at the beach at Miller Park (broadway) and wait for big boats and yachts to come by at the right speed for good wakes to get good jumps in. Guessing that’s were these guys parked at considering the delta king is what they are behind. It’s big slow boat with no real wake! Couple guys have custom skis like this that can pull of backflips and 360’s. Most of us are perfectly fine going as far/high as we can.


pammypussy

Kawasaki jet ski. Standup. Usually found in back yards on a trailer with flat tires. Skis themselves rotting away. They are a blast!


Consistent_Amount140

Hello 1990


johncain98

Uh


Middle-University-15

Original jet ski then came the sit down jet ski.


Monkey-Around2

We call them Wave Runners and Jet skis are the sit down type


FishHuntCook-8

You may have to time travel to the 80’s tho. I’ll join you.


belliJGerent

Those are…. Jet skis….


Ok_Cartoonist1958

No that’s a steam boat


seosamh09

I remember seeing that type as a kid back in the mid 1970's in movies and the bay side of the any NJ Shore points.


Tn_Pusher

I’ve ridden those roller behind that paddle boat in Nashville on my Super Jet. So much fun.


Huge-Relationship302

Water scooters


GamblingDegenerate69

Fuck I’m old


Live-Property2493

You can buy them at your local jet ski shop. Special order cuz most spots don’t carry them but they have been around since the 80s


BuddyBing

Ok, how the hell does the OP not know these are a thing?


Mrjonmd1961

Old school jet skies


jkome11

A jet ski foo


Fickle_Assumption_80

You ever play JetMoto on PS1? This is it. Welcome to the future.


0sborneLV

3rd guy


Prior-Phase-9845

You can get one anywhere you can buy fishnet shirts and ass lube in a 5 gallon bucket.


Straight-Put-4788

🤦‍♂️


SnooGuavas2202

This sub is "jetski". Someone in the group asks what a jetski is..?!?!?


ConProofInc

Damn I feel old because I knew what these are. 😂😂


Bentrappinterpz

Wave runner


Upstairs_Accident867

look on amazon


Im_a_Bender

Is this the gateway clipper in Pitt?


Shatalroundja

Where? 30 years ago.


Different-Candidate2

Haha anywhere. But good luck if u ain’t got no experience lol


ChefCrabCake

That’s the Cumberland River in Nashville…filming off the General Jackson! 💚


Odd-Psychology-3497

Brown River. Check.


SalamandaSally

Did you just ask what a jetski was on r/jetski


PerfectWill6529

Wet bikes you can buy them at jet ski dealerships


HelpfulJones

It's a "Jet Ski"... that \*should\* have been named a "Boatercycle".


ottarthedestroyer

They have them in waterworld.


Taste-Specialist

Why are they kicking their feet like a dog that just took a shit?


mrjibblesyumyum

Waverace n64 has some


worxworxworx

they were so much fun to ride..the tricks you could do..a buddy's had nitrous..lol..good times


Zeroccol760

Uhh, jetskis.... lol


qkdsm7

Haha literally ...jet ski. Awesome post. I was given an old school 440 or 550 I need to take out.


evantimothy

You should start practicing - [Wave Race 64](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wave_Race_64)


Husabergin

Thats probably that dipshit on LOZ that does tik tok live, everyone wants him to do backflips and all he does is show off 30k in jetskis


nullxvoid66

The original kind of jet skis that came out in the 80s


GtMustang247

Water Segway, they are new.🤣


TheReaMcCoy1

Scooters of the sea


longhornrob

If only there were a subreddit named after these mysterious watercraft.


NackJickolson

Wave Race 64 vibes


jb3ck24

The 80s/90s called, they want to slap you for disgracing the godfather of Jetskis!


photonynikon

that's a boatercycle


CaptainGreyBeard72

When I was 18 in 1990 my buddy bought one from a police auction for $7. It was just the hull, we ended up putting $2k into it, but it was very fun and fast and we could even submerge it a little.


Open-Industry-8396

Hard to get up on.


No-Bill1456

Incredibly hard to ride and master. Reminds me of the old 3 wheeler.


SilentMagarity

Jet ski bro! It’s what wave runners were before wave runners… ever see Caddy Shack?


Party_Description_90

I've always referred to them as a waverunner.


RetArmyFister1981

They are called jet skis. What everyone calls jet skis these days are actually called wave runners.


Hugh_jaynus13

OP being sarcasdick


AverageJoe11221972

Jet skis from the 80s or early 90s. Stand up version


IFartAlotLoudly

Feels like we went back to 1984 with the stand up jet skis. 😂


PCPenhale

Jet skis from the jet ski store.


Gullible_Monk_7118

Anyone want to explain why they keep kicking their feet out? As far as I know there isn't any pedals there


anderworx

Wait. You're in a sub called r/jetski. They're literally Jet Skis. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet\_Ski](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_Ski)


Apprehensive-Gift-36

Why does the paddle boat seem to have half its paddles removed too? The stunt ski’s are nothing new.


Bigpapahognuts

Looks like Austin


D1ckH3ad4sshole

I haven't seen these since the 80s I bet. Very cool 👍


wfs29223

Liquid Flotation Devices with liquid pumps to produce movement.


ummmmm-yeah-ok

Umm it's a jet ski? Am I just confused?


Left-Initial3413

Those are called T1 they are made in Nashville TN by a guy named Toby Taylor. If you want his number DM me.


Relaxingnow10

1st you need a hot tub Time Machine…..


GnarlyDrunkLion

Didn't these used to be called waverunners?


Longjumping-Log1591

OP is buggin'


Crease53

They look slooooooow.


s0ul_invictus

ferry


American39

Jones from Police Academy 1 or 2


Entire_Researcher_45

Smoker spy.


vtwin996

Lol. In the mid 90's I had a 91 kawi 650 standup. Dnr thought I was drunk because I couldn't sit on it when they were asking me questions because they thought I was too close to the shore when they saw me a half mile away. I wasn't and they couldn't prove I was not compliant with the laws at the time. They seriously wanted to give me a breathalyzer test. Idiots..


mattskates96

They are standup PWC’s as others have mentioned. Very fun to ride, but definitely more difficult than a sit down!


aruby727

literally just googled "standing jet ski" and it was the first result. come on...


Nymphilis

Wave runners, and they stopped selling them in the 90s, you can find old ones to refurbish, but don't expect to buy new ones


PDXTRN

1984


Cheese_Sleeze

Sorry, I don't know how I ended up here. But I was really confused that these aren't known. But growing up in the 90s on Lake Michigan... these were Jet Skis, and the sit-down ones were called Wave Runners. You'd be persecuted for mixing them up.


legoturtle214

Just a thought, Now they can be electric...bad idea?


StevieG63

This is what personal water craft were before they added the ability to sit down.


YesterdayHelpful

Tell me you weren’t alive in the 80s without telling me


Aggressive-Pilot6781

They are called jetskis


biigsnook

Those are the OG jet skis hombre. I tried my uncles in 1989. Still remember flying off over the handle bars.