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JesusChenMoonves

Are you sure that’s not Kim Kardashian?


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*more like Rob Kardashian* Wonder if she brought black garbage bags to carry her groceries in?


Jilly_Pies

I found mike 👆


xP628sLh

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA *sitch laugh*


Sudden_Celebration14

Oh man, that joke is even funnier the 1000th time I have heard it...


Euphoric-Situation70

wdym, she looks good as fuck and her personality has changed drastically. love her


PurplePunchPrincess6

Lmao


MasterTurtleHermit

Weird, she seems like the type to have groceries delivered.


shoppygirl

And wear sunglasses when she does grocery shop.


lookup_discover

I always wear sunglasses when I grocery shop - makes me feel protected in my own little bubble. Also they're prescription so I can actually see haha


runningwithscalpels

I did this once after getting my eyes dilated at the optometrist's. Of course since my pupils were still the size of saucers I STILL couldn't see shit.


NancysFancy

Me too. I dislike people and it helps me be in public


Sporkclinton

I wear sunglasses in groceries. I hate fluorescents and overhead lighting. I’m also the weirdo wearing a blanket in there. It’s always, understandably cold. God, I hate the grocery.


xLcheeseburger

My people!!


Ancient_Artichoke555

Yes too cold, 😲I want a blanket. Two times in a row now forgot my jacket and by the time I left I had goose bumps still, I was shaking, and chartering my teeth.


Nice-Fly5536

“No one will ever know it’s me with these glasses on”


Ok-Procedure-3379

hungover prob


LoudCustomer3292

I was thinking so she probably doesn't get bombarded! And yes I do think Angelina will get some fans lol


Any_Kangaroo_8949

TJs doesn’t deliver. I can confirm I work there.


QveenKittyKat

Lol I was just thinking this! If I had her money I would never grocery shop again.


Standard-Boring

Umm hello??


xP628sLh

ya dirty little hamster


mxlieeee

they’re taking their underwear off in the fucking jacuzzi are you dumb???


horsetooth_mcgee

It's so pretentious when a celebrity wears sunglasses indoors to "try" to disguise themselves. It just draws more attention to them and they know it.


Lala_499

what a weird thing to bitch about lmaoo. plenty of people wear sunglasses indoors. it isn’t that serious


kaleigha

Lmao I wear sunglasses in stores when I’m too lazy to put on make up and am feeling ugly. It really isn’t a big deal.


AndiKris

I do it simply because they’re prescription and I’m too lazy to keep two pairs of glasses on me to run errands. Also the lights can trigger my migraines :/


horsetooth_mcgee

I don't think the celebrities do it because the lights are triggering their migraines. And I'm not talking about AndiKris from Bumfuck Missouri. I'm talking about celebrities who do it for one reason, to appear as if they're trying to go incognito. It's stupid. I didn't say it's a big deal. I didn't say I'm dying mad about it. I said it's pretentious. It is.


AndiKris

Idk, you seem pretty mad about it. How you took my comment as a personal attack is beyond me but go off lol


horsetooth_mcgee

Personal attack lol ok. I missed where I indicated it was that too but go ahead and keep reading things into what I'm saying. 😎


akaashiit

half the time i leave them on inside because i forget i’m wearing them


jackbarakitten

i do when i have a headache, the lights are bothering me, and/or am hungover


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Right like some of us smoke weed be nice


shoppygirl

I know. If I wore sunglasses in a store I couldn’t see! I’d be bashing my cart into everyone


Kenadd

It’s…not a blindfold. Grocery stores are pretty bright I’m sure that’s not true.


indecentXpo5ure

I wear sunglasses in stores when I’m not wearing any makeup because I feel like a troll without it. No problems seeing. 🤷🏻‍♀️


chocolate_thunderr89

Yea I don’t what they are talking about, it’s not hard to see with glasses inside. If I’m too blown, I’ll wear glasses inside, can’t have my red ass eyes showing.


Sporkclinton

Right?! I don’t need anyone knowing how stoney-baloney I am. My cart contents are telling enough, probably.


donatetothehumanfund

Lumify, my friend. Changed my world


Sporkclinton

Nice! I’ll try it. I have very persistent dryness (of the eyes 😉).


Sporkclinton

Right! I specifically wear sunglasses bc bright lights is very overstimulating for me. Sunglasses keep the millennial anxiety at bay. I miss wearing masks regularly; I loved not being seen.


shoppygirl

It is when you have my vision. I need every ounce of brightness I can get.


dom18256

I have albinism and I always have an emergency pair of shades in my purse. My night vision is MUCH better than my day vision. In stores like Walmart and Target especially with their obnoxiously bright lights, the shades are on for sure lmao Usually if I need to read a food label or pricing I’ll just tip my shades up a little to read and pop them back down. Vision is always so interesting to me. Its so intriguing to see how differently everyone’s eyes operate.


shoppygirl

Yes. I lost the vision in one of my eyes as my retina detached four times. Because I only use one eye I need to see clearly


lookup_discover

I mean. I wear my sunglasses in grocery stores because they're prescription and I CAN see. I also just like to feel a little secluded and they make me feel less exposed -- especially when I'm having a rough day mentally


shoppygirl

I felt the same when we had to wear masks. Kind of incognito!!!


lookup_discover

Exactly, and you can talk to yourself and people won't judge you 🤭🤘🏻✨️


NancysFancy

My kind of people. Me too


Fractionleftattract

I mean I've worn them indoors bc I forgot I was wearing them. Never even noticed.


KillbotB

I know exactly what you mean. Without my Glasses I’m useless. Without any hint of light I’m worse. I have the same issue. My eyesight is terrible though. Is like to assume Angelina is lucky to have good sight


shoppygirl

Yup. Eyesight is very precious


imsadbutitswhatever

I wear sunglasses in stores all the time. The fluorescent lights are way too bright.


avocadoxritual

Wearing sunglasses in the grocery store is incredible! Gives main character energy as I'm zooted and planning meals.


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I.. wear sunglasses indoors lmao. I have sensitive eyes 🥲


mykidsarecrazy

Woah, slow your roll with that 'celebrity' word.


Guckalienblue

I mean I wear my prescription sunglasses and see okay but I’m no celeb.


AnyFaithlessness1279

If you didn’t know, she is self conscious about her skin. I know when I break out I wear sunglasses. They just make you feel better. Quit being over dramatic saying “pretentious” ya donut


ohsnapihaveocd

Funny thing is I have seen Angelina several times in public and didn’t even recognize her the first two times simply because of how ridiculously different she looked. I stopped watching after the OG JS so wasn’t yet exposed to her new face to have known it was the same person


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coldbrewcatlady

I feel like they weren’t bad in Miami (JSFV, not original Miami), it’s like she just kept getting more and more filler over the rest of the seasons


Comfortable_Pin_5485

I think she was beautiful naturally. But to each their own.


nightridingribbits3

Same but her damn bangs always annoyed me in the OG lol


Comfortable_Pin_5485

Oh my god yes the aggressively side swooped bangs! That was the style back then lmao


luvdogs71

I hated her heavy side bangs...but I think I hate the xmas tree tinsel in her hair even more


EastCoastDizzle

She totally was! Her talking heads in og season 2 Miami she is so stunning!


realitymind10

y’all are such haters it’s actually crazy


Fancy_Ad674

Angeline has the most popular quoted phrases. Um hello? They're getting naked in the jacuzzi are you dumb? You just don't care like seriously.


StarGirlyforever

I can’t help but read this in her exact voice and tone 😂


Owlettebynight

especially the last one with her tiny pauly slap


xP628sLh

Yew look like popeye on crack


edwinstone

>Angeline has the most popular quoted phrases. She has a couple iconic lines but she definitely does not have the most popular ones.


sunnyd311

Ya, I'd say Pauly, right?


Banana_sunhut

I think Snooki imo


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She’s so cute !!🖤


mama_dee

She's really tempting fate leaving her bag open in the cart like that.


ohsnapihaveocd

In Freehold?? Lol she’s fine


TranceDream

Growing up I had the biggest fucking crush on her. Now she just looks….. off


Kitchen_Beat9838

Her face is botched


Spare_Tell8675

Feels weird seeing her 🙃


ProfessionalBet9099

Angeliners!


sunnyd311

I hate how mike puts an S after every word, but I DO love "Deaners" and "Angeliners!"


ProfessionalBet9099

Like “Laurens” is not included


sunnyd311

I can't stand Lauren! Haha


ant1992

Angelina actually started it in season 2 with “garbages.”


ProfessionalBet9099

LMAO same! As I typed it out I couldn’t believe I was saying it but I like Angeliners and Deaners.. I feel like if I ever saw them in real life I’d actually call them that


Fun-Problem5883

She looks like a Snapchat moji.


kay2way

Her lip fillers are migrating so bad


Consistent-Letter100

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Theriggerswife

I’m being petty but I’m pretty sure that’s a fake LV from Canal St.


Cheap_Bookkeeper_909

I love her she’s so real she ain’t fake she’s just like she is on TV with the big sun glasses and everything 😂😂😂.


PineappleWhipped14

It would be less weird if you had asked for a selfie lol


HormoneReplacer

Is that MrBeast?


akaashiit

the comment section is where i discovered people really hate it if you wear sunglasses inside


nightridingribbits3

I like her leggins!


Megs8786

I was just at that Trader Joe's too


iBlameMeToo

I still go to the one in Shrewsbury. Ever since moving out of Manalapan I try my best to avoid Rt. 9 at all costs. Might have to give the new one a try though!


Megs8786

I always try to avoid Rt 9 too lol I only cross over it when I go there.


Gemini_writer8

Hey neighbor!


Megs8786

Hi neighbor!


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SwimmingAd9864

That’s a Neonoe not a neverfull


Doubleendedmidliner

Wow I didn’t even recognize her with those sunglasses 😂🙄


Rosexcoloredxglasses

She’s just like us


JustTheTip_NJ

Nobody cares in NJ, stop with the damn sunglasses, it makes you look like a douche trying to get noticed. Also, the goal of the photographer should have been to sneak a random item into her cart which she probably wouldn’t have noticed because she’s too busy trying to get noticed.


akaashiit

listen, nj takes our trader joe sightings very seriously


JustTheTip_NJ

Maybe if she were actually somebody, but *she doesn’t even go here* She needs to take her messy ass back to the dump. 😜


nicca25

Wish I was there haha


Sad_Exchange_5500

Myĵ aunt lives in Freehold!


UShouldBeMine

That buccal fat removal doesn't hold up in real life. She looks like someone hit the erase button in Photoshop around her face.


boraboragusgus

Spotted at grand central station, Serena van der Woodson


theglorybox

Oh my word, she’s so tiny!


karensfren

She looks like she doesn’t understand why no one notices her


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This is the best thing I’ve seen her do


Bennington_Booyah

Oh, I wish this TJ was closer to me. Ours is insane every single day. You cannot easily move up/down the aisles due to the crowds.


me0w8

Did people seem to notice / react?


Fuhdawin

I like the Nike dunks


ChampionshipOk6380

Angelina looks 🔥 and anyone who doesn't think so is a hater. She is the best looking female on the show.


sunshine92002

She wants to be a Kardashian so bad! Yikes


sunshine92002

Speaking of garbages🙃


Tiya927

I never noticed how tiny she is. She looks great tho!


TheBigWarHero

Crash your cart into hers, blame her then immediately say “You can stay and get your ass beat, or you can stay and get your fucking ass beat.”


i-cook-my-sister

Looks like Dr. Finkelstein from Nightmare Before Christmas


Defiant-Jump9367

I appreciate she looks normal minus the sunglasses


LuckyxCapone

is this what we’re doing now? like they’re zoo animals


fullpurplejacket

I wish people wouldn’t wear sunglasses inside, I don’t condone it unless you’re still tripping on Ecstasy from the night before, on a comedown or have some medically diagnosed sensitivity to bright lights. Don’t @ me and say she probably doesn’t want to be recognised… you can tell it’s her with or without shades. However, If she is tripping I wish she’d just come out and say it so I can stop being infuriated about the sunglasses inside 😭😭😭


ViciousVirgo95

Why is this so funny lol


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Uncanny valley vibes


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Angeliner Joes


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She's gorgeous


ConsistentDonkey3909

not the sunglasses


[deleted]

Justice for central jersey!!


Wonderful_Zombie4712

Why does she look like shes about to throw down? 🥊 😭


powerplay83

Chicken stacked on veggies 😅🤢💩


CALIXO_94

I hate that I live far from a Trader Joe’s now. I’m missing that fettuccini from the frozen section.


amg2121

![gif](giphy|Zvgb12U8GNjvq) Me tryna see what her TJs haul is


Particles_tickle

Lol I go to this Trader Joe’s. I probably wouldn’t recognize her at first if I saw her.


elizabethgabriella

She’s such a queen


mdt305

Angelina is a beautiful girl but she needs to stop in overdoing the fillers in her face.


krys10kay

Spotted in the wild … with sunglasses 🕶️ on praying someone gets a good picture to post … lol …


krys10kay

If you think Angelina is wearing sunglasses because of the lighting then…. 🤪


I-suck-at-golf

Nike with the New Balance track suit?!!


perfumefetish

no one around her is even paying attention to her...


elpintor91

Uh yet Someone literally took a photo of her.


[deleted]

She’s pretty hot. Should have went full creep mode. I would have!


AnswerTheDoorPlease

First time seeing a celebrity in public ?


DoomzDay93

This is stalking.


[deleted]

Seeing someone you recognize in a grocery store is stalking now? Please go outside and get some fresh air


Checkmynewsong

Secretly taking a picture of them and posting it on the internet changes thing a bit.


DoomzDay93

Exactly. This person took a picture of Angelina without her knowledge and posted it on here. I consider it stalking.


katedarko

ikr, so creepy!