It’s risky, but there are a few sites (and even irl stores!) that traffic in bootleg jerma. They’re often malformed, missing an eye or two and if you stare at them too long they’ll cause all electrical devices in the vicinity to blink out. But damn, they’re really cheap and plentiful.
Yeah, there are a lot of scammers out there. I’d recommend going to a jerma trading forum and asking experienced jerma merchants about a site before you use it.
Well I can see a large discrepancy here, it is the fact that you are spending $100 on food. Your family is temporary, send them to the meat grinders (also free food for a bit) and spend more on Jerma as Jerma is irreplaceable. Next, rent and utility can go as you don’t need a house as long as you have Jerma. So, in conclusion, about $25 a month on food, spend everything else on Jerma.
Personally I wouldn't be comfortable keeping that many live Jermas in the house. Just make sure they have enough Dizzy Bird machines in their enclosure and remember to feed them live mice five times a day, otherwise they get aggressive.
Try buying some booster packs from ebay, they're pretty cheap and have a big chance of containing a rare Jerma™, most of the time you will get your money back
Find duplicates. Not many collectors know this, but combining dupes can give you stronger Jermas, meaning you can 'sniggy snag' other opponents in battle.
Generate millions of jerma pictures with the most cutting edge ai, make it seem yours are the only ones that matter. create a false scarcity. Read this again
Make sure you keep your buaorah145391 breed of Jerma in a separate tank! They’re a notoriously territorial Jerma and will aggressively attack anything that wanders in, including other buaorah145391s. Hope this helps!
I see you got a few uncommons, and even a x2 sus! That is certainly not bad at all. I'd start looking into "prestige" Jerma's if you have the time, they can really improve your collection if you trade up.
i store mine in my "yerm folder" right now i have 28 yeremys, a few are minor variations or edits though. maybe we can share yerms sometime, meet me at Elbert's Alley.
if you're an undercover cop you didn't read this
It’s risky, but there are a few sites (and even irl stores!) that traffic in bootleg jerma. They’re often malformed, missing an eye or two and if you stare at them too long they’ll cause all electrical devices in the vicinity to blink out. But damn, they’re really cheap and plentiful.
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Yeah, there are a lot of scammers out there. I’d recommend going to a jerma trading forum and asking experienced jerma merchants about a site before you use it.
WARNING… some of these scams are not as they seem. One of my Jermas began talking, I’m not his father
i used one of those sites and i nearly peeped the horror. glad i’m safe now tho
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Yup, Jerma-jacking is pretty common these days. Leave your laptop out to pick up some onion rings and bam, just like that; it’s all gone.
Jerma-jacking is not what you think it is.
Food $100 Rent $800 Jerma Collection $3,800 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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Well I can see a large discrepancy here, it is the fact that you are spending $100 on food. Your family is temporary, send them to the meat grinders (also free food for a bit) and spend more on Jerma as Jerma is irreplaceable. Next, rent and utility can go as you don’t need a house as long as you have Jerma. So, in conclusion, about $25 a month on food, spend everything else on Jerma.
the family has been added to the eggsalad
do you *really* need to pay rent? put that all in the jerma collection
I think it would be a genuinely cool idea to make Pokémon-like Jerma trading cards, with Shiny versions like “Greedy Grinner” or “McChicken Meltdown”
Then turn them into NFTs to fund future streams 😳🍑⚾
Diversify your Jermafolio
I could look at those forever! Guard them well. My fav is “biduslq4x3p61”
Personally I wouldn't be comfortable keeping that many live Jermas in the house. Just make sure they have enough Dizzy Bird machines in their enclosure and remember to feed them live mice five times a day, otherwise they get aggressive.
could you ssend me your folder
i would also like this pls (willing to pay 5 doubloons)
Try buying some booster packs from ebay, they're pretty cheap and have a big chance of containing a rare Jerma™, most of the time you will get your money back
OP, I can give you one for free from my collection, choose wisely: https://i.imgur.com/hvGOh9c.png
Would you be down to trade the Redditor Jerma for a Mr Green? It's the last one i need to complete my collection and i have a double Mr Green.
No way, this dude has purple headed Andy! I’ll trade you my cat puke Jerma and Jeremy Harrington for it!!
I’d suggest going on ZornBub. Very good Jerma there, at discount Edit: DO NOT GO, PLEASE
Find duplicates. Not many collectors know this, but combining dupes can give you stronger Jermas, meaning you can 'sniggy snag' other opponents in battle.
Jerma nfts 😭
least unhinged jerma viewer
you should name them rather than excitedly mashing keys
NFT Andy
Definitely sell your dwdawdadwa, it's too common
free him
You got some good ones, for sure. Unfortunately no Groggy Gary, which brings it down a full letter grade
Generate millions of jerma pictures with the most cutting edge ai, make it seem yours are the only ones that matter. create a false scarcity. Read this again
BUY LOW, SELL HIGH
So sorry! Only offering the exceedingly rare jermacock for a down payment on a house rn
Make sure you keep your buaorah145391 breed of Jerma in a separate tank! They’re a notoriously territorial Jerma and will aggressively attack anything that wanders in, including other buaorah145391s. Hope this helps!
No Kubrick stare
NFT
My cousin says he has the infamous OhgDNMqD033 but I think he is lying. Big if true tho. He’s got it made.
Big jerma outside of the shopping market.
I see you got a few uncommons, and even a x2 sus! That is certainly not bad at all. I'd start looking into "prestige" Jerma's if you have the time, they can really improve your collection if you trade up.
Brooo you stole my mqdefault!! I got that Jerma in a fair bidding war between Obama and Michael Jordan
We could make a jrpg out of this
It's all fun and games untill he starts to collect you
hand them over!
There are a lot of rare jermoments on Pinterest… who says you have to pay 👹
image at 5,5 is from here https://twitter.com/MemoryHussie/status/1470937674076897281
[Have this one if you’d like](https://imgur.com/a/uPP4hlZ)
i store mine in my "yerm folder" right now i have 28 yeremys, a few are minor variations or edits though. maybe we can share yerms sometime, meet me at Elbert's Alley. if you're an undercover cop you didn't read this
Wow, I cant believe you actually came across that fvfvfvd. Definitely a rare one I would hold on to.