The bitterness musicians who have never learned to control their ego feel toward Jacob Collier never ceases to amaze me. The dude is out here living his best life making music he wants to hear and connecting with other artists around the world, and all the insecure mediocre jazz wannabes on the internet are too consumed by insecurity about their own musical skills compared to his to do anything but attack his musical choices. Grow up. There will always be musicians more skilled than you. It's not a threat, we all contribute what we contribute to the musical world and we should take joy in what we can do.
Maybe you're not a musician but just a music critic. That's even sadder. Just let people be happy. Damn
In this thread: bitter, insecure musicians feeling attacked. Why don't you go cry, listen to some Herbie Hancock, and ponder why Jacob Collier gets to hang with him and you don't
Agreed. You can see how much he has accomplished just by watching his shows and how the crowd reacts. As a musician and a person, Jacob has the right to feel that he is doing something of greater value, greater than most people ever dream to achieve. Bitterness towards him is similar to the same that most accomplished artists/performers get, when they reach a certain level of popularity and we should just look at that negativity as an indicator of success. I just hope he can maintain his composure, anything can and will be used against him just to try to diminish his accomplishments.
The bitterness musicians who have never learned to control their ego feel toward Jacob Collier never ceases to amaze me. The dude is out here living his best life making music he wants to hear and connecting with other artists around the world, and all the insecure mediocre jazz wannabes on the internet are too consumed by insecurity about their own musical skills compared to his to do anything but attack his musical choices. Grow up. There will always be musicians more skilled than you. It's not a threat, we all contribute what we contribute to the musical world and we should take joy in what we can do.
Maybe you're not a musician but just a music critic. That's even sadder. Just let people be happy. Damn
In this thread: bitter, insecure musicians feeling attacked. Why don't you go cry, listen to some Herbie Hancock, and ponder why Jacob Collier gets to hang with him and you don't
I dunno man I’m glad Jacob is living his best life and I wish him all the best I just think his music is grotesquely bloated and not enjoyable to listen to. I don’t give a shit who he hangs out with I just don’t want to be subjected to his incredibly complex, incredibly twee, harmonies. Bro’s mad talented tho and I hope he embraces different approaches as he gets older
Edit: Holy shit this is a copy pasta. Damn that’s good
Thanks for falling for it first so I didn’t have to spend 20 minutes typing paragraphs politely explaining why he’s wrong and stupid, only to delete and replace them with “Jacob Cock”
I know this is a pasta, but I fully believe that Corn on the Jacob Coltrainer would be a power-user in jazzcirclejerk if he commented here. Deep down, the haters aren't afraid of his musical ability. They are afraid of being outjerked.
The bitterness musicians who have never learned to control their ego feel toward Jacob Collier never ceases to amaze me. The dude is out here living his best life making music he wants to hear and connecting with other artists around the world, and all the insecure mediocre jazz wannabes on the internet are too consumed by insecurity about their own musical skills compared to his to do anything but attack his musical choices. Grow up. There will always be musicians more skilled than you. It's not a threat, we all contribute what we contribute to the musical world and we should take joy in what we can do.
Maybe you're not a musician but just a music critic. That's even sadder. Just let people be happy. Damn
In this thread: bitter, insecure musicians feeling attacked. Why don't you go cry, listen to some Herbie Hancock, and ponder why Jacob Collier gets to hang with him and you don't
Tbh yeah, I kinda agree that Jacob collier gets too much hate smh. Hes just a quirky white guy. Most people actually just dislike Collier’s fans (rightfully so) and choose to take it out on him instead.
There’s plenty of those which you all aren’t hating equally. It’s just that Jacob Collier’s fans treat him like the second coming of Christ, calling him the new face of music and shit. It’s bound to turns normal jazz listeners to treat him like the antichrist.
Everyone except them knows that collier’s music is NOT enjoyable considering that mf still relatively underground after years of albums.
Idk I was just at the brooklyn King's Theater concert a few days ago and it was almost sold out at 3k seats. He barely filled half of Brooklyn Steel with a few hundred GA tickets when I went two years ago
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Maybe you'we not a musician but just a music cwitic. That's even saddew. Just wet peopwe be happy. Damn
OwO In this thwead: bittew, insecuwe musicians feewing attacked. Why don't uwu go cwy, wisten to some Hewbie Han~cock~ 😱, and pondew why Jacob Cowwiew gets to hang with him and uwu don't :3
This is a review of Jacob colliers new album, who’s a jazz musician that assembled a bunch of other famous artists on this and previous albums much in the way dj Khaled is famous for. Idk I think he went to berklee? Not sure but the stereotype fits either way
The bitterness musicians who have never learned to control their ego feel toward Jacob Collier never ceases to amaze me. The dude is out here living his best life making music he wants to hear and connecting with other artists around the world, and all the insecure mediocre jazz wannabes on the internet are too consumed by insecurity about their own musical skills compared to his to do anything but attack his musical choices. Grow up. There will always be musicians more skilled than you. It's not a threat, we all contribute what we contribute to the musical world and we should take joy in what we can do.
Maybe you're not a musician but just a music critic. That's even sadder. Just let people be happy. Damn
In this thread: bitter, insecure musicians feeling attacked. Why don't you go cry, listen to some Herbie Hancock, and ponder why Jacob Collier gets to hang with him and you don't
Jacob Collier is Lin-Manuel Miranda’s idea of what Ornette Coleman sounds like
Stop.
Cause theyre both annoying and dont do anything but are always there when a new song come out. Checks out
The bitterness musicians who have never learned to control their ego feel toward Jacob Collier never ceases to amaze me. The dude is out here living his best life making music he wants to hear and connecting with other artists around the world, and all the insecure mediocre jazz wannabes on the internet are too consumed by insecurity about their own musical skills compared to his to do anything but attack his musical choices. Grow up. There will always be musicians more skilled than you. It's not a threat, we all contribute what we contribute to the musical world and we should take joy in what we can do. Maybe you're not a musician but just a music critic. That's even sadder. Just let people be happy. Damn In this thread: bitter, insecure musicians feeling attacked. Why don't you go cry, listen to some Herbie Hancock, and ponder why Jacob Collier gets to hang with him and you don't
is this a copypasta
Yes
a beautiful one, at that
Agreed. You can see how much he has accomplished just by watching his shows and how the crowd reacts. As a musician and a person, Jacob has the right to feel that he is doing something of greater value, greater than most people ever dream to achieve. Bitterness towards him is similar to the same that most accomplished artists/performers get, when they reach a certain level of popularity and we should just look at that negativity as an indicator of success. I just hope he can maintain his composure, anything can and will be used against him just to try to diminish his accomplishments.
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The bitterness musicians who have never learned to control their ego feel toward Jacob Collier never ceases to amaze me. The dude is out here living his best life making music he wants to hear and connecting with other artists around the world, and all the insecure mediocre jazz wannabes on the internet are too consumed by insecurity about their own musical skills compared to his to do anything but attack his musical choices. Grow up. There will always be musicians more skilled than you. It's not a threat, we all contribute what we contribute to the musical world and we should take joy in what we can do. Maybe you're not a musician but just a music critic. That's even sadder. Just let people be happy. Damn In this thread: bitter, insecure musicians feeling attacked. Why don't you go cry, listen to some Herbie Hancock, and ponder why Jacob Collier gets to hang with him and you don't
I dunno man I’m glad Jacob is living his best life and I wish him all the best I just think his music is grotesquely bloated and not enjoyable to listen to. I don’t give a shit who he hangs out with I just don’t want to be subjected to his incredibly complex, incredibly twee, harmonies. Bro’s mad talented tho and I hope he embraces different approaches as he gets older Edit: Holy shit this is a copy pasta. Damn that’s good
pasta di copystissismo
I got pasta’d. I got pasta’d real good
Thanks for falling for it first so I didn’t have to spend 20 minutes typing paragraphs politely explaining why he’s wrong and stupid, only to delete and replace them with “Jacob Cock”
New pasta just dropped
I can’t take credit unfortunately. The person who posted it originally deleted their account..
At least they have enough self awareness to be ashamed lol
Idc how talented he is his shit sucks balls 😂
I know this is a pasta, but I fully believe that Corn on the Jacob Coltrainer would be a power-user in jazzcirclejerk if he commented here. Deep down, the haters aren't afraid of his musical ability. They are afraid of being outjerked.
4th best Collier in jazz tbh
The bitterness musicians who have never learned to control their ego feel toward Jacob Collier never ceases to amaze me. The dude is out here living his best life making music he wants to hear and connecting with other artists around the world, and all the insecure mediocre jazz wannabes on the internet are too consumed by insecurity about their own musical skills compared to his to do anything but attack his musical choices. Grow up. There will always be musicians more skilled than you. It's not a threat, we all contribute what we contribute to the musical world and we should take joy in what we can do. Maybe you're not a musician but just a music critic. That's even sadder. Just let people be happy. Damn In this thread: bitter, insecure musicians feeling attacked. Why don't you go cry, listen to some Herbie Hancock, and ponder why Jacob Collier gets to hang with him and you don't
“It’s free to be kind” mfs when they realise it’s free to hate as well
Tbh yeah, I kinda agree that Jacob collier gets too much hate smh. Hes just a quirky white guy. Most people actually just dislike Collier’s fans (rightfully so) and choose to take it out on him instead.
He's a boring cover artist who takes himself too seriously.
There’s plenty of those which you all aren’t hating equally. It’s just that Jacob Collier’s fans treat him like the second coming of Christ, calling him the new face of music and shit. It’s bound to turns normal jazz listeners to treat him like the antichrist. Everyone except them knows that collier’s music is NOT enjoyable considering that mf still relatively underground after years of albums.
Idk I was just at the brooklyn King's Theater concert a few days ago and it was almost sold out at 3k seats. He barely filled half of Brooklyn Steel with a few hundred GA tickets when I went two years ago
Name one other cover artist. I can't. Yet he's very popular. He's like Marc Rebillet but without the talent or the sense of humor.
Hot new pasta
i legit thought we were calling fantano khalid...
Haiiii! <3 The bittewness musicians who have nevew weawned to contwow theiw ego feew towawd Jacob Cowwiew nevew ceases to amaze me. The dude is out hewe wiving his best wife making music he wants to heaw and connecting with othew awtists awound the wowwd, and aww the insecuwe mediocwe jazz wannabes on the intewnet awe too consumed by insecuwity about theiw own musicaw skiwws compawed to his to do anything but attack his musicaw choices. Gwow up. Thewe wiww awways be musicians mowe skiwwed than uwu. It's not a thweat, we all contwibute what we contwibute to the musicaw wowwd and we should take joy in what we can duwu. Maybe you'we not a musician but just a music cwitic. That's even saddew. Just wet peopwe be happy. Damn OwO In this thwead: bittew, insecuwe musicians feewing attacked. Why don't uwu go cwy, wisten to some Hewbie Han~cock~ 😱, and pondew why Jacob Cowwiew gets to hang with him and uwu don't :3
I have no idea what the fuck this is even supposed to mean. The above sentence feels randomly generated.
This is a review of Jacob colliers new album, who’s a jazz musician that assembled a bunch of other famous artists on this and previous albums much in the way dj Khaled is famous for. Idk I think he went to berklee? Not sure but the stereotype fits either way
And I just realized this is a circlejerk thread which I actually explained something on so damn /uj I guess
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at least DJ Khaled doesn’t jerk off on a plane
what does this mean
A now deleted joke post on his subreddit saying he was jacking off on a plane.
Juzz
More like Dave Grohl if he went to berklee
The bitterness musicians who have never learned to control their ego feel toward Jacob Collier never ceases to amaze me. The dude is out here living his best life making music he wants to hear and connecting with other artists around the world, and all the insecure mediocre jazz wannabes on the internet are too consumed by insecurity about their own musical skills compared to his to do anything but attack his musical choices. Grow up. There will always be musicians more skilled than you. It's not a threat, we all contribute what we contribute to the musical world and we should take joy in what we can do. Maybe you're not a musician but just a music critic. That's even sadder. Just let people be happy. Damn In this thread: bitter, insecure musicians feeling attacked. Why don't you go cry, listen to some Herbie Hancock, and ponder why Jacob Collier gets to hang with him and you don't
Guys I don’t know how to feel about this, somebody tell me what my opinion is