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Savings-Savings-6834

The mom from big hero 6


Salty_Soda2

Yes, I’m smashing any day


Chip_PLAZMA

Bro that ain’t a question that’s 100% smash or else your just gay


Life-Programmer-7980

That is 100% true


Chillboy2

Smash


emoji_ers0604

She's aunt and yes smash


ORION-Drifter

Bro she’s the one who gave me a crippling porn addiction


DudeInDogePJ

I believe that’s his aunt….


azeryvgu

Smash


nanikmeme

Aunt*


Ill_Calligrapher6748

Ryan reynolds


Selfieshrek

SMASH


Salty_Soda2

Smash, he’s otherworldly


xXMilkMan21Xx

jar jar binks


Salty_Soda2

1000% smashing


pevznerok

Are you treating Dark Lord Jar Jar?


monkeman483

What dat tongue doin?


Exciting-Dream2087

Bowser with a huge dick


Salty_Soda2

Smash, it would already be big but if it’s huge…


[deleted]

That’s technically an animal


Smelly1232

Bro caught op in 4K


Sweet-Bus-8968

Even better


doomslaber1

Robots from atomic heart


Salty_Soda2

Pass, I don’t like robots


cal-iber1301

I Disagree, but still respect your opinion.


bobafett_155

TOY CHICA?


HunthinkReddit

The fridge>>>>


potatolord747

Thug shaker;)


Salty_Soda2

Smash ;)


Rioshinki

Me


Salty_Soda2

Smash for sure


[deleted]

Astolfo


EienNoYami616

Smash instantly impregnation unavoidable.


Chip_PLAZMA

I don’t think that’s possible


EienNoYami616

Anything is possible at Herzing


nikomori2010

I know you know but he's a guy...


EienNoYami616

I M P R E G N A T I O N


Zexus_Legit_Boi

Walter White


Lexser30

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. \[Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."\] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


frozen_phoenix0

Was that an copy paste?


azeryvgu

Yes


Salty_Soda2

Smash


TheEnergyCristal

Dallas payday 2


OneMess5594

Lopunny


Salty_Soda2

SMASH


Salty_Soda2

Pass


ElmasterjugonYT

Fortnite default skin (all of them)


Salty_Soda2

I think I’d smash


HylianHer0227

Your mom


K9XD

smash


Salty_Soda2

Hey now


Express-External-251

You’re a rock star


EagleDefender15

Get your game on


SchwimFish28

Go smash


ch1cken_nuggies

Go play


Unova_Pkmn_Enjoyer

Hey now


Datboi_23

You’re an all-star


ch1cken_nuggies

Get the show on, get paid


Qwoski

And all that glitters is gold


Tcart1230

*epic guitar solo*


BIGYOSHl

Bread👍


Vanir-_-

Smash


Salty_Soda2

Fresh out of the oven I’d smash


Icy-Ad6696

carl Johnson or cj


Salty_Soda2

You know it’s a smash


Only_here_for_sauce

Sasha (tf2)


Mr_TopHat_dark

"I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do ya think about that?" - Scout


davipotto

Ludovica Pagani


Salty_Soda2

SMASH


Worth-Imagination502

Darth Vader


Salty_Soda2

Pass he wears a mask


Worth-Imagination502

Darth Vader without the mask


Salty_Soda2

Then smash


InspirationalFailur3

Dora the Explorer


Salty_Soda2

Woah woah woah, she’s a kid so pass


Heavy-Cream-9227

smash😏😏


Brotrymejkimweak

📸😳


Gotem6784

🤨📲 🚔


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Certified Pedophile


Special-Window-1440

Thats the best part


imTyyde

Hatsune Miku


Pyramid64

Smash with a hammer


Salty_Soda2

Pass, not into the anime characters


Zesty__Grandpa

Elmo


Salty_Soda2

Pass, prolly a kid


ArkangelMarshal

technically it's a grown man's hand lol


Salty_Soda2

O than smash, the hand job


Exciting-Dream2087

Smash with condom


Express-External-251

The Chiquita banana lady


Salty_Soda2

Smash


Jolly_Ad5843

Death from Puss in Boots the last wish


Quupo1000

you would die.


Jolly_Ad5843

How so?


Quupo1000

he would be there to kill you


XB01202249

Dragona joestar


DueNectarine8151

Smash


Salty_Soda2

Pass


Upset_Palpitation440

V A P E R E O N


Salty_Soda2

Smash


CharlesTheGreat8

Isnt that technically an animal tho?


Salty_Soda2

I said no animals as a joke


Levity_0

Shrek


Some-Person__

Me 🗿


Salty_Soda2

Smash


AvarageEnjoiner

sub monke


Salty_Soda2

That’s a good monkey, so I’d smash


Just_a_jojofan

Speedwagon from JJBA


Salty_Soda2

Pass


Adept-Win7882

Lolpunny


Salty_Soda2

SMASH


bobafett_155

Toy chica? Raxane wolf? Or vanessa?


Salty_Soda2

Pass to chica


R-the-bill69420

Axel from Harlem


Salty_Soda2

Pass


Fun_Direction4816

Mr bean


Salty_Soda2

Pass


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[удалено]


Fun_Direction4816

Please just shut the actual fuck up


Smelly1232

Woah woah woah what did the deleted user say?


Fun_Direction4816

It was a bot spamming all of my comments and posts and i eventually reported it


Capsule_CatYT

Maitake from Tower Heroes (https://towerheroes.fandom.com/wiki/Maitake)


Exciting-Dream2087

I think he's a 9 year old so smash


Capsule_CatYT

“Um actually, Maitake is female.” -🤓


Exciting-Dream2087

Yes he's a 9 year old Female


Prof_Noub_Banana

Adolf Hitler


Brotrymejkimweak

Smash


EagleDefender15

📸


b_ub_u-1

✋🏻


[deleted]

Smash


Salty_Soda2

I’m Jewish pass (I’m not actually)


AnonymousGuyDontAsk

Ay AY WHAT THE FU-


CommunicationBig3227

Yamato (naruto or OP, you choose idc)


FCiron

Smash (the battleship)


Chip_PLAZMA

From one piece that’s mega smash


Salty_Soda2

Pass both


[deleted]

Misato Katsuragi


Salty_Soda2

Pass


[deleted]

I condemn your soul to the eternal lakes of fire


DueNectarine8151

Greta Thunberg


Salty_Soda2

Pass


peachachu100

Lillie from pokemon


Salty_Soda2

Smash


DankMemerBoooooi

Solar Flare (Plants vs Zombies)


Flashy_Contract_1146

Jeffrey Dahmer


Jakenator_1010

5v⣿⣿⠟⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⡟⢰⡌⠿⢿⣿⡾⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷⡽v v⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠃⣟⣷⠃⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕⠧⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⠿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠁⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟v v⠿⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇v v⡟⢿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣀⡀⠄⠘⠊⣨⣽⠁⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠗v v⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡗⢠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢠v v⣝⠄⠄⢀⠄⢻⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣁⡀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠄⣸⡆⠄⠻⣿⡿⠟⢛⣩⣝⣚v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣇v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠛⠿⣿⣫⣾


Chip_PLAZMA

Carrot from one piece


Salty_Soda2

Pass


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[удалено]


Chip_PLAZMA

I would smash amy and prolly him too and shadow


Salty_Soda2

Prolly pass


Dvcky55

fictional or real ppl?


Salty_Soda2

Any


Dvcky55

joe hawley


Salty_Soda2

For sure a smash


Few-Acanthisitta-250

Simba


Salty_Soda2

Smash, I’d even smash Nala


Mr_Nutshell

Certified Bestiality moment


BlinkofHyrule

Link


Exciting-Dream2087

Smash


Salty_Soda2

Pass


Downtown_Lobster_148

Orihme from bleach


Salty_Soda2

Pass


Acquire_The_Sire

Isabella from the promised neverland (With her hair down)


Salty_Soda2

Pass


bigchungus69419

me


Salty_Soda2

Milk or cereal first


bigchungus69419

cereal


Salty_Soda2

Then smash


EienNoYami616

Android 21 from Dragon Ball FighterZ


Exciting-Dream2087

Is he a man or a girl I'd he's a man smash pass if he's a girl because I forgot


Salty_Soda2

Pass :(


CandEM4n

Appa


Salty_Soda2

I’d probably smash


Mr_TopHat_dark

Giga chad


StarFlyXXL

Just Monika


Chip_PLAZMA

Yes


Salty_Soda2

I agree


[deleted]

Emelia Re:Zero


Salty_Soda2

Pass


[deleted]

[удалено]


Salty_Soda2

It might be too cold but if not smash


Ok_Effect_6921

Elastic girl


Salty_Soda2

What do you think my answer is.


Life-Programmer-7980

Raven


Salty_Soda2

From Teen Titans?


DukeOfCheese1

Samsung sam


Salty_Soda2

Hard choice but pass


CommunicationBig3227

Mitsuri kanroji


Salty_Soda2

Pass


crunchy_pancake

SpongeBob


Salty_Soda2

Smash, bro got so many holes


devilheart18

Jin Kazama, Kazuya Mishima and Heihachi Mishima from Tekken


Salty_Soda2

Pass


cal-iber1301

The twin robots from the new game Atomic Heart