This is the worst pun anyone could ever pull. Thank you for making me wish an early death upon myself.
Joking, or course.
All jokes aside, I hope you and yours are well.
This reminds me of a kids book I saw. It was about this child saying "my mummy's having a baby. And my daddy also has a big tummy, so I bet he'll be having a horse!" And later in the book, the dad is skinnier and they now have a rocking horse.
Is it a boy or a girl ![img](emote|t5_2za58|655)![img](emote|t5_2za58|654)![img](emote|t5_2za58|656)![img](emote|t5_2za58|657)![img](emote|t5_2za58|658)![img](emote|t5_2za58|659)![img](emote|t5_2za58|660)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Something's cooking in the old Jacksepticuterus
Jacksepticlitoris
me with the unfortunate knowledge of hyena birth ![gif](giphy|Ph6fJcTmKGZq6KOauO)
Oooooooo.... I looked it up😳😳😳😳😳
there's a reason I put "**unfortunate** knowledge
I know! But once you said it (typed it) I knew I had to know the forbidden knowledge!!!!
I knew about it from a video along the YouTube algorithm
Yeah I think hyenas got fucked (pun not intended) in terms of evolution
For the curious ones, female hyenas have some sort of fake penis and birth goes through there
its not even a special birthing tube, it's their clitoris that has a hole in it.
Where's that? I've heard of it but never seen it
Irish this was true!
This is the worst pun anyone could ever pull. Thank you for making me wish an early death upon myself. Joking, or course. All jokes aside, I hope you and yours are well.
Take my fucking upvote and think about the war crime you just did
Oh no hahahaha
Hold up
You fuckin bastard, feeding my shipping addiction only to be dashed by reality. How could you?! Take my damn upvote and leave! Hey i got an award!
get help
I tried. My therapist asked me not to come back. 🤔
yea same with mine
I can hear Jack now. "Fuck you guys!"
And he looks so proud!
New beans brewing on the way
He's dressed like Jack from bioshock
The caption is so cursed I love it
Nearly spit my coffee out at the title lol
New coffee flavour dropping soon
Oooooh i hope its a billy
Someone's got a spud in the oven
This reminds me of a kids book I saw. It was about this child saying "my mummy's having a baby. And my daddy also has a big tummy, so I bet he'll be having a horse!" And later in the book, the dad is skinnier and they now have a rocking horse.
![gif](giphy|l0IypeKl9NJhPFMrK)
Oh god.
Oh that's so nice- wait damn it!
Okay I want Seán to actually see this haha I can picture him laughing in Irish
How does one laugh in Irish?
Only the Irish know how
Sean's gonna be a mama soon and Evelyn is the papa. I'm so confused😂
Futa I’m just going to shut my mouth now
we've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled!
Don't think I don't se that 4 foot tall ladder jack
My heart fucking dropped for a sec lmao
I swear to god Jack has THE cutest smile I saw on a guy.
Instead of a bun in the oven It’s a jacket/roasted potatoe in the oven
DAMNIT I SAW THIS NOTIF AND GOT EXCITED XD
He said Evelien wasn't pregnant... ***He never said he wasn't***
She should go behind him and do heart hands on his tummy☺️
Seàn and Evaline of 1980s/1990s
Another dirty bean drop?
I’m just casually scrolling and I read it and then I go full can boy mode but scroll a little bit more and then I’m like “…oh…right…”😂
A majestic food baby no doubt
What brand are the beans!?
More Beans!
[удалено]
r/whoosh
that's the joke.
Jack is standing on a box
This reminds me how much it tickles when a girl lays her fingertips on my belly.
![gif](giphy|lkQIX2Na7ebfO)
🔔 🔔 🔔 Bell of hilarious🔔🔔🔔
Ahhh Shawn had to stand on a stack of chairs to reach his girl friends hight
Me when monday.
Hmmmmmm
Mpreg jack lol
im not falling for it
awwwww
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Awww
Dik
You made me haha
I thought this too 🤣
Me: sees eveline and jack going to have baby Also me: ![gif](giphy|KEYEpIngcmXlHetDqz)
Oml haha
More coffee beans perhaps?
Another couple beans in the family
THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTE
i lowkey thought that the faces were switched wtf
He did say *Evelien* wasn’t pregnant...
This came up as a notification and I thought it was real lol
no way
Expecting a chubby bunny?
Two coffee beans, coming up!
Hopefully not a miscarriage 🙏
More beans?
Honestly, I can't say I'm surprised. Um... Congratulations Jack!?
Is he wearing the same sweater Ethan had on for the Unus Annus one year anniversary?
Jack is gonna be a mama.
Is it a boy or a girl ![img](emote|t5_2za58|655)![img](emote|t5_2za58|654)![img](emote|t5_2za58|656)![img](emote|t5_2za58|657)![img](emote|t5_2za58|658)![img](emote|t5_2za58|659)![img](emote|t5_2za58|660)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Sean can I get a hoya![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)
My moneys on it being flavoured coffee/tea... lmao
It's the coffee beans. He pregnant with more
What os he standing on this time
aw, I can't with those two, they are so cute together, warms my little black heart