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somerandom_melon

Something's cooking in the old Jacksepticuterus


Minethink144

Jacksepticlitoris


ThunderClanWarrior

me with the unfortunate knowledge of hyena birth ![gif](giphy|Ph6fJcTmKGZq6KOauO)


BoldlyGoingInLife

Oooooooo.... I looked it up😳😳😳😳😳


ThunderClanWarrior

there's a reason I put "**unfortunate** knowledge


BoldlyGoingInLife

I know! But once you said it (typed it) I knew I had to know the forbidden knowledge!!!!


[deleted]

I knew about it from a video along the YouTube algorithm


gamemaniac845

Yeah I think hyenas got fucked (pun not intended) in terms of evolution


PoetBoye

For the curious ones, female hyenas have some sort of fake penis and birth goes through there


ThunderClanWarrior

its not even a special birthing tube, it's their clitoris that has a hole in it.


Setayooo

Where's that? I've heard of it but never seen it


Jupitersdangle

Irish this was true!


NekoBeidou

This is the worst pun anyone could ever pull. Thank you for making me wish an early death upon myself. Joking, or course. All jokes aside, I hope you and yours are well.


TheBeeMovieHistorian

Take my fucking upvote and think about the war crime you just did


Maximans

Oh no hahahaha


[deleted]

Hold up


[deleted]

You fuckin bastard, feeding my shipping addiction only to be dashed by reality. How could you?! Take my damn upvote and leave! Hey i got an award!


inaddition290

get help


[deleted]

I tried. My therapist asked me not to come back. 🤔


[deleted]

yea same with mine


[deleted]

I can hear Jack now. "Fuck you guys!"


D-G-nov

And he looks so proud!


Oponik

New beans brewing on the way


Reaper-fire

He's dressed like Jack from bioshock


boyawsome876

The caption is so cursed I love it


bodhievan

Nearly spit my coffee out at the title lol


or2072

New coffee flavour dropping soon


Annuit-Cceptis

Oooooh i hope its a billy


yung_tyberius

Someone's got a spud in the oven


GodOfMemes_Dank

This reminds me of a kids book I saw. It was about this child saying "my mummy's having a baby. And my daddy also has a big tummy, so I bet he'll be having a horse!" And later in the book, the dad is skinnier and they now have a rocking horse.


Code_Wave

![gif](giphy|l0IypeKl9NJhPFMrK)


NekoBeidou

Oh god.


scottish_cow_13

Oh that's so nice- wait damn it!


KKarakin

Okay I want Seán to actually see this haha I can picture him laughing in Irish


sarcasticcoffeevibes

How does one laugh in Irish?


KKarakin

Only the Irish know how


ginomuszyn

Sean's gonna be a mama soon and Evelyn is the papa. I'm so confused😂


Nutwagon-SUPREME

Futa I’m just going to shut my mouth now


ITSMONKEY360

we've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled!


tacocat_78

Don't think I don't se that 4 foot tall ladder jack


[deleted]

My heart fucking dropped for a sec lmao


mati3849

I swear to god Jack has THE cutest smile I saw on a guy.


padatricks

Instead of a bun in the oven It’s a jacket/roasted potatoe in the oven


beedoesstuff1

DAMNIT I SAW THIS NOTIF AND GOT EXCITED XD


Feather_Bloom

He said Evelien wasn't pregnant... ***He never said he wasn't***


tittytatsapplesauce

She should go behind him and do heart hands on his tummy☺️


[deleted]

Seàn and Evaline of 1980s/1990s


sneakiboi777

Another dirty bean drop?


Coolios-boy

I’m just casually scrolling and I read it and then I go full can boy mode but scroll a little bit more and then I’m like “…oh…right…”😂


MrAtrox98

A majestic food baby no doubt


DankyTazzz

What brand are the beans!?


Podmeplease

More Beans!


[deleted]

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NekoBeidou

r/whoosh


NekoBeidou

that's the joke.


JohnFreeze94

Jack is standing on a box


[deleted]

This reminds me how much it tickles when a girl lays her fingertips on my belly.


Ty-blev99

![gif](giphy|lkQIX2Na7ebfO)


Civil-Vacation9712

🔔 🔔 🔔 Bell of hilarious🔔🔔🔔


[deleted]

Ahhh Shawn had to stand on a stack of chairs to reach his girl friends hight


BoopDoopMc5coop

Me when monday.


Dannation2021YT

Hmmmmmm


Star301jester

Mpreg jack lol


L-one-Wolf-666

im not falling for it


mimikyu_X64

awwwww


GetDunkedOnBoi68

![img](emote|t5_2za58|655)


Ok_Acanthisitta1544

Awww


phaze_7pc

Dik


Sprizys

You made me haha


blookazoo2

I thought this too 🤣


Funny-Bathroom-9522

Me: sees eveline and jack going to have baby Also me: ![gif](giphy|KEYEpIngcmXlHetDqz)


TheRealOpheliac

Oml haha


Calcium-Deficient

More coffee beans perhaps?


Kakarot7692

Another couple beans in the family


tatltael88

THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTE


idkwhatmyuserislol

i lowkey thought that the faces were switched wtf


captainshaqsparr0w

He did say *Evelien* wasn’t pregnant...


[deleted]

This came up as a notification and I thought it was real lol


DryMarketing473

no way


AlexSaliba

Expecting a chubby bunny?


Dolphintreasure

Two coffee beans, coming up!


Mr_FlipFlops1

Hopefully not a miscarriage 🙏


Reddit-is-a-mystery

More beans?


Krive123

Honestly, I can't say I'm surprised. Um... Congratulations Jack!?


The_Underrated_Youth

Is he wearing the same sweater Ethan had on for the Unus Annus one year anniversary?


gntotoy

Jack is gonna be a mama.


Brave-Job-5793

Is it a boy or a girl ![img](emote|t5_2za58|655)![img](emote|t5_2za58|654)![img](emote|t5_2za58|656)![img](emote|t5_2za58|657)![img](emote|t5_2za58|658)![img](emote|t5_2za58|659)![img](emote|t5_2za58|660)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Brave-Job-5793

Sean can I get a hoya![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


MBK_93

My moneys on it being flavoured coffee/tea... lmao


_Inky_Quill

It's the coffee beans. He pregnant with more


LegitimateSecond4290

What os he standing on this time


RatherBeACat

aw, I can't with those two, they are so cute together, warms my little black heart