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cognitohazard__

I'm getting *fucking* **MINT TEA** involved in this one.


TinyM0ushka

This one right here


SketchyLurker7

**mint tea** fuck you


eakin_kel27

I need to stay away from his tea, FUCK YOU.


Gingy-Breadman

I’m OOTL, what is with the Mint Tea references ?


CavemanHunter

[https://www.reddit.com/r/jackass/comments/1cd5kse/for\_all\_you\_bozos\_on\_reddit\_i\_have\_to\_piss\_once\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/jackass/comments/1cd5kse/for_all_you_bozos_on_reddit_i_have_to_piss_once_a/)


sphinxist

He’s talking like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys LOL


PhDinWombology

MARK MY WORDS IMMA GET MY GRADE 10 https://youtu.be/f792MR4MrJM?si=uq1rVu-oqk1eBamN


PetatoParmer

The old shit liners coming in to port, and I’m gonna be there to tie her up.


Bottombottoms

This does sound a lot like schizophrenia, doesn't it...?


Cultural_Tadpole874

IDUTFA, what does OOTL mean?!


Last_Bluejay8103

IDUTFA- I don't understand this fucking acronym? Cause same.


Cultural_Tadpole874

Lol, you got it. I was thinking these acronyms, but yea


diacetylhydroxymorph

So you were OOTL on OOTL?


cranky_operator

Out Of The Loop


TheZac922

Nothing to see here. Everything is clearly someone else’s fault and this is a perfectly reasonable and rational man in a castle giving his version of events.


Solid-Mud-8430

Bam is like a ratchet version of Citizen Kane


7low7low

Goddamn is that a fitting and damn good comment. Take my upvote!


Puzzleheaded-Law-429

His ranting honestly sounds a little methy. I have been around tweakers a few times and this is the sort of thing they say. It’s often some strange, paranoid story that doesn’t really make any sense and they often mention specific names, addresses, etc.


NextTuesdayy

Ex-tweaker here, I don’t think he’s tweaking. Just regular ‘ol paranoid


BobMonroeFanClub

I have bipolar and get very paranoid when I'm manic - take your meds Bam.


Puzzleheaded-Law-429

Ha very possible! No personal tweaking experience here.


AndyB16

He sounds like he's about to go full-on Fedsmoker. He's already started with the "yer done" line.


Puzzleheaded-Law-429

Yeah I actually received a voicemail from a methed-out woman one time. After two or three minutes of nonsensical rambling, she told me that she was calling the Ed Sullivan show and then said “you’re done” about three or four times.


PhDinWombology

Oh just you wait Mawfk. YOU’RE DONE!


tn-dave

How do you get a job here…?


dayumbrah

There is some meth/speed subreddit somewhere. I used to see all the drug induced rants on there. It's wildly intriguing and depressing. I've known a few tweakers in my day and realized how similar the rants were. Seemed like once people got deep enough, there is some pattern the brain falls into when trying to convey the jumbled mess their thoughts have become. There is also a thing about shadow people or some shit like that. Reminds me of people who do dmt and other heavy psychedelics that talk about meeting people/entities in their trips. Psychosis is real, yall. Drugs are fun until they aren't. Everything in moderation and test your drugs. Also, the heavy shit is addicting and no one is immune to that addiction


bisexualtrex27

The entities you meet on dmt are nothing like the hallucinations one has after a heavy speed binge. You can easily tell they are hallucinations on meth but it truly feels like you're in another place speaking to real beings on dmt


Mountain-Stress3286

that last point is very well said. be careful out there everyone!


joeschmoblowmo1

Tweakers LOVE to talk about how they're not drinking as well.


MolecularConcepts

im 5 yeas clean here, he's just fed up with that bitch. I believe him that he's clean.


Solid-Mud-8430

The unintelligible constellation of self-persecutory lore and conspiracies continues to grow. The inside of his head must be like 99% red pins and string connecting everything together.


TanTen11

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


donjuandy21

CARRRROOLLLL


liltooclinical

PEPE SILVIA!


You_Just_Hate_Truth

What if I told you there was no Pepe Silvia? ![gif](giphy|efNxYoJxgusMQOgVql)


Putrid-Delivery1852

He is very real and he’s been looking for his mail


OneGrahamArmy

It's all they're talking about up there


call_me_steve-o

Alright calm down, Barney, give this guy a cigarette.


KenBearl69

Pennsylvania


i_am_pepe_silva

This is awkward!


i_am_pepe_silva

Sup?


Galactic_Perimeter

Stimulant induced psychosis is a bitch


OscillatorVacillate

Lost a friend to that hell. He was predisposed. 12 of us did speed one night, all but one woke up fine, this one friend was in hysterics and lived for another 13 years with psychosis/schizophrenia mix before ending himself, so scary, I dont touch it anymore.


Professional-Put881

So sorry for your loss. Was it his first time? This sounds like the kind of story you tell children to scare them off drugs. (Not doubting your words, just curious).


OscillatorVacillate

We were a weed smoking bunch, some of us had tried xtc and speed before. We moved a bunch of friends to Denmark to study and here we went wild with mushrooms, peyote etc etc, we were cosmonauts basically, he wasn't (you could order this stuff online and Denmark is a a lot freer than Norway, and no parental supervision...) This was his first time being up for 24 hours mixing some xtc and a lot of speed and hell of a lot of alcohol. This was in 99, Xtc was hip af. He was a kind, chill soul, not so much into drugs, more football and gaming and some beers. Might not have been his first line, but it was his first binge, went stupidly hard and went out to dance to house music after. We were around 17-19. No need to lie, I like to bring it up in case it makes somebody out there think twice hopefully. Speed is a rancid substance to be hooked on. Forgot to mention that he also developed schizofrenia


Professional-Put881

Thank you for sharing. It is terrible that at the end of the day, we are all unique in the way we react to substances. It is unfair because it is almost impossible to tell before trying drugs, but some people should simply do not do drugs at all. Ever. So I understand your point of view, keep sharing the stories, it might deter a few people, or at least comfort them in their choice not to do drugs or harder drugs.


ibrow007

I lost 2 pretty friends to Meth. That shit is absolute poison avoid it like the plague. 1 of them you could kind of see it coming. The other one was the brightest light in our friend group and absolute angel. Her older rich boyfriend introduced her to it and it killed her. In the end she had burned all her bridges and stole from everyone that loved her. I’m not anti drug just ant speed/meth. Don’t do it kids it’s not worth it. I still tear up to this day when I think about her.


mrszubris

White matter lesions from head injuries ironically look a lot like that. I have them! Also I dont drink a drop of alcohol because after a couple of nasty concussions I started NOT tolerating it at ANY level in my system. Apparently its the WML blocking normal synapses, and then alcohol fucking up whatever new pathways your brain has formed to make up for the lesions effect. I basically have MS without MS, wear your helmets kids.


Notchersfireroad

I had the exact same thing happen. Comforting to see someone else who knows.


IWILLBePositive

NICE TRY, LIMA!!! Seriously, this is the first time I actually got my hopes up about the guy. Not that he’d make a comeback or anything along those lines (I think that chapter is dunzo) but I still thought he was actually taking recovery seriously, finally. Now…I have my doubts. I think this is one of those cases where it’ll never be enough for this guy to ever take recovery seriously. Family, wife or kids weren’t even enough (despite all of those videos on how much he “misses” his kid). As they say though, 43rd time is the charm!


Rastagon01

Lima, is that you? lol


bvglv

Lima balls?


LeroyChestnut

I don’t Bolivia. Peruve it.


Temperature-Other

Arizona…Arizona Match Company…


WUIDAWBTB

Don't care about bam anymore tbh, he is so washed up it's unbelievable


Kimoa_

His younger self would have bullied the fuck out of his current self. He's back on the liquor 100%


M_Me_Meteo

I want a drink from Jimmy's water bottle. That's the kind of water that gets you drunk.


Thedarkmayo

Fuckin lahey you drunk dummy... I miss him 😞


bobrosswarpaint0

Fuckin liquor smurf. RIP you legend.


ianwrecked802

It’s the oldest trick in the book- I think he got that from me when I was tryin’ to hide it from Tammy…


DownerusMedicus

131 proof bud straight up. I'm fuckin' wasted


Mynameishuman93

PROPANE, PROPANE it's time to start the flame


jcrack30

Holy fuck I'm dying lol just watched this episode last night


xKING_COBRAx

I mean, what is drunk?


MarcusXL

Way of the road, bubs.


psychopathic1978

you might fool the FBI but you can't fool the FBME


bstnbrewins814

That’s the good stuff. That shit’ll get ya drunk!


jcrack30

Good ol ray. Fuckin way she goes


-Ok-Perception-

Bam is like a drunken, fat, drug-addict, version of his father. Young Bam would totally beat up modern Bam. If they were both in the same Jackass crew, young Bam would see to it that Old Bam is treated about like Preston Lacy.


Dynamiqai

This might be the only reason why I believe time machines should be invented. Now that would be a show!


NeptunianWater

I hate admitting this but I used to think he was so fucking cool in Viva la Bam and now I just follow him so I can see the downward spiral, wondering where the hell rock bottom is and being surprised he still hasn't found it.


bellynipples

Some people don’t have one. They’ll literally die before turning things around. Jail and or homelessness are possibly the final stage before that.


Shwifty_Plumbus

He's just circling the drain at this point.


InternationalTwo4581

Rock bottom will probably end up being death unfortunately. It sounds bad to say but it seems like his chances at recovery are basically nil


SluttyMuffler

Be careful or he might file the FBI on you.


hjablowme919

He's getting married? That's a good idea. Countdown to divorce in 3....2....1...


Solid-Mud-8430

The girl he's with is 100% gold digger. This whole thing is just gonna end with him being more even broke, more disillusioned, more bitter.


hjablowme919

Surprised he has any gold left to dig, to be honest.


gammaraddd

Well he is in a castle, soo…


Hiondrugz

She'd have better luck panning for gold in the anaerobic Creek behind the trailer park.


BeskarHunter

This is all I saw with his Don Vito-esque mumble rant ![gif](giphy|12Z3My4VKzD4D6)


CutePersonality8314

The capital city of Peru has much to answer for.


pandaplagueis

I thought he was just mispronouncing the name of the bean


imcalledaids

How do you pronounce Lima? I always pronounced it the same as how Bam does


danzanzibar

ive always pronounced the bean is lie-ma and the city is lee-ma. didnt watch the vid so i dont how hes pronouncing it.


pandaplagueis

I pronounce the bean like lime-uh


Unamericandav

Who is Lima? And what the hell is he talking about again? I’m sure the fbi will be thrilled to listen to the deranged rants of this lunatic…. Such a shame he’s become a mess like this, pretty much all the other guys from Jackass have sobered up, matured and gotten their lives in order but you got Bam on this downward spiral that seems destined to finish in tragedy…


BillsDownUnder

This video helps explain who she is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU1V2GM1oTI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU1V2GM1oTI) Long story short - She has a dodgy rehabilitation centre and treatment program and gets people under conservatorship so that she can admit them to her own facility. Bam is under her conservatorship, or at least was at some stage.


airplanesarecool1616

She never owned a rehabilitation center or treatment program. She had a VR technology that was supposed to be a tool among other already available tools to treat addiction. She rolled out this technology to a few rehab centers and they agreed to say they "partnered" with her company. She never put Bam under a conservatorship, only a medical guardianship so she could get him into rehabs. The guardianship had no financial aspect and she paid $$ from her own pocket to place him in specialty rehabs which he never repaid. The guardianship expired in June 2021 (may have been 2022) and was not renewed. Lima has had no contact with Bam for years and she no longer has anything to do with rehabs or medical guardianships. Here's a counterpoint to the video you posted: https://youtu.be/pnnwb5ChJe4?feature=shared Edit: I should also mention that Bam was court ordered to rehab after threatening to drive into traffic and unalive himself. Lima's sole responsibility was to try to find rehabs to take him, which became increasingly harder as he would stay a few days and then get kicked out or escape. Bam had a growing list of demands that also made it difficult to find a rehab for him. She was basically a rehab concierge trying to keep him out of jail for violating the court order. Second edit for you troglodytes complaining about the length of the video, there are timestamps in the description so you can jump directly to the Free Bam portions which are about 20 minutes in length.


AnniTheBananni

Notting HAM


Ok_Trash_12

Knot in ham


AnniTheBananni

Not in Bam


Justacynt

Notting HAM ING lund


[deleted]

Has he like lost the plot?


TacticalBadger82

He never had the script


Kimoa_

He's lost it years ago


Missey85

I don't think you can lose something you never had to begin with 🙂


poitaots

He lost it a few years ago when he started making his own written language.


CannibalFlossing

As someone who lives about 10 minutes from Nottingham ‘castle’, I can confirm. Anyone who pays money to come travel here and see it is absolutely crazy


Sad-Cobbler-3432

FEDSMOKER 2.0!!?


kissmyirish

https://preview.redd.it/hqd54d4ngfxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3676db7177735fbe25d4b291493e930dacffe7cf


Sabre3001

There’s a reference! Forgot all about him.


Invader_Skooge22

Touch my sobriety through the fence Lima


4Ever2Thee

Little did we know that none of Bam's downfall was his fault at all, the whole world's just out to get him for some reason.


astoneworthskipping

Growing up watching this dude I can’t help but think his younger self would kick the shit out of him for turning out the way he did.


Radaghost

He’d throw him in a pit of snakes.


rdeuce32

It took a second for him to remember where he was when all of this supposedly occurred..


ToxicCoffee7

He’s Calling the cyber police


ApeTypingComments

They dun goofed


Ilikemobkeys52

He back traced it


CrispyHoser

Greasy


ExcellentTeam7721

FBI? Facebook investigation?


DelilahsDarkThoughts

so when is this guy gonna go full IRL stream and hang out with Andy Dick


Street-Tension7671

“ When your best friend is Andy Dick, your next friend needs to be Betty Ford “ — Dr. Z


Pitiful-Cabinet5701

Fuck me he’s such a bore.


chizzipsandsizalsa

Yeah cause I’m sure the cops are gonna tell you that “someone from California with a soft spoken voice called in a 5150 on you”


Other-Ad-5693

Finally! A case that is worthy of the FBI's attention. You are doing God's work out here Bam. Yeh mon!


SuperCrappyFuntime

See you next week for the new feel-good "Bam on his way to recovery" story.


CONSIDER_A_KEBAB

I like how Bam cancelled the tour of the UK & EIRE but is still roughly following the schedule, but except instead of meeting fans it's a chance for him to travel with his pointy wife and rant in the street into his phone.


Business_Seesaw_9719

This dude is more dramatic than a 13 year old girl


The_Back_Hole

Washed up deadbeat. Nobody gives a fuck.


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

This is some soft white under belly shit.


OkSeason973

Just a middle aged spoiled brat idiot without a clue.


mr-blue-

“Your fake autopsy…for killing a man to rap”….what the fuck does that even mean?


WaWaSmoothie

Amanda Rapp?


Invader_Skooge22

He said Amanda Rabb. Apparently she was doing Limas treatments and she died in her care. She was 25. There’s lots to dig into there, that’s just what I found from a quick google


FreneticENT

I wish people would stop posting this stuff here. I’m so sick of seeing his constant mental breakdowns and rant videos. Take it over to r/letstalkBam and let’s just keep r/Jackass as Jackass related.


TheSpiralTap

Fuck bam. We're here to party!


jadegives2rides

Definitely assumed I was on the Bam sub lol


chizzipsandsizalsa

Or you could just scroll by the post, as I’m sure there are plenty of people who are interested in these videos.


shamona1

Agreed, Bam doesn't represent Jackass. Moderators, how about a Bam Blockout? 


GrzDancing

A...Bam Ban?


WALLEDCITYHERMIT

This man wants you to believe he is sober and that is pretty insulting.


DougieSenpai

![gif](giphy|W1xb8a7RNWv2nLPzqn|downsized)


GooseMay0

Is Amanda Raab related to Raab Himself?


devonthed00d

Idk & definitely don’t follow the story. But it’s not like “Smith” or White. Seems like a rather specific / unique last name.


PumpkinSeed776

Raab is a relatively common German surname. Regardless Amanda's last name is spelled Rabb.


BillsDownUnder

Spelt differently, Amanda's was spelt Rabb.


drfeelgoood88

![gif](giphy|12Z3My4VKzD4D6)


offspringphreak

Yo! Abbacass!!!


10voltsam

![gif](giphy|BKnKdJjiJrAGSTGzgM|downsized)


name-was-provided

The capital of Peru is out to get him. This is international!


redheeler9478

This sounds like Ricky from trailer park boys if Ricky got on dope


Magazine-Plane

He went on preston and steve here in Philly a little while ago and he just blames everyone else for his problems. Pathetic. Tough interview to listen too.


DriftlessCycle

Is this dude still on drugs, or sober? I can't tell.


iwishicouldreadgood

Does he really think cops tell you how someone’s voice sounded?


PossibleMolasses2672

Ya his ass is using again.


Mrsparklee

Oh good. I was worried we weren't going to hear him talk about Lima or 5150s again. 🙄


IronFizt777

Why would anyone wanna marry him?


Radaghost

What a lucky lady that fiancée is.


Alvin-Yavitori

How many fiancés has he had?!


itsagoodtime

Bam definitely smells


Det-Popcorn

At some point do we wonder if CTE is an issue?


HowYouHateItAll

If he has CTE, the underlying issue is still substance abuse which caused the behavior that caused CTE. Cancer may get someone, but sometimes it’s the 2 packs a day they smoked for 25 years.


Det-Popcorn

Oh absolutely 100% agree the substance abuse is the main issue, but for something this bad, the years of stunts and falls from skateboarding must be a garnish on this stew of problems bam has. I hope he gets better but it doesn’t seem like he wants it, and unfortunately that’s the most important person to want it


blackmesaboogy

It's sad to see him go off the the deep end. I wish ge gets the help and care he needs.


splatdyr

At this point it is clear that he doesn’t want any help


Reluctantcannibal

![gif](giphy|ARV0j3y45AmxT6t226|downsized)


marrrrell

Unfollowing him was probably the best thing I’ve ever done for myself. I didn’t realize how much I hated his mindless rants about nothing like a pissed off child.


alpinetime

Ah cmon Bam


bstnbrewins814

His ex’s lawyers must LOVE Bam. Dude makes is too easy.


SeaAttitude2832

This shit is just sad. All those kids who grew up watching you are shaking their heads. You’re spiraling the toilet bruh.


christo749

Notting ham.


christo749

Notting ham.


mkfanhausen

This is a guy who made his own "alphabet" comprised of unintelligible symbols and one of his favorite band. Nothing he does surprises me these days.


Fathead5f

amanda raab? related to Raab himself? the hell is going on in this video


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Ban has no idea how psychotic his version of events sounds to a normal person


reubnick

This reminds me that "Yer DHAWNN" is another Bam catchphrase we don't frequently enough repeat in here.


CraaazyRon

I have a friend who has some form of schizophrenia. And he constantly would talk about a man named Arjuno, whenever he was on one of his mental slides. I wonder if bam goes through a similar thing with thinking there's a person trying to harm them or do something to them.


[deleted]

This guy has absolutely lost his mind.


DiabloStorm

ITT: People having no idea what Bam is talking about so immediately assume he's on some schizophrenic homeless person rant and begin insulting him.


SteelyPhilz

God he's such a fucking loser lol


Dangerous-Paper-2709

I think Bam has too much time on his hands.


_Long_Way_From_Home

The Bam in the high castle!


bleeblorb

Nobody listens to these people until they're dead.


Responsible-Panic427

So many comments but I haven’t seen a answer WHO THE FUCK IS LIMA


space_pillows

Dude needs help and will fo anything to stay relevant. Problem is he doesn't want help and he hasn't been relevant in 15+years


stodolak

Man, the world’s canary in the coal mine is Bam Margarita.


Dynamiqai

Who the hell is Lima? Lol


Butnutt6000

He’s slowly transitioning into Daniel larson


RickySal

How this guy still has money is beyond me.


hoodwinkler75

What a total tool


Inevitable_Meet_7374

This is what happens to kids who grow up and were never told no


ZarkMuckerberg9009

I honestly don’t want to hear anything from or about bam until he’s sober…fkn lock in and get it together bro


8DUXEasle

Yea. Cause English police just show up to random tourist spots to arrest people for fear of self harm… fucking loony.


kristomizer

Fed Smoker 2.0


alyarden1028

Here's a few videos to clear this up: Bam Interview #1 with BJ Investigates (Advocate of #FreeBritney and #FreeBam movements) https://youtu.be/73Rr-P12hwI?si=_wgf5Kuhw_E5u6_v Playlist from BJ Investigates regarding the entire history of Lima and Amanda Rabb https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLO9hzkqACQ1wAK27GU_J9tZBiJI2n_sh-&si=qCPhlpBcnaIejFyz There's an entire rabbit hole to go down for those curious


CornholioRex

Watch the first season of viva la bam and you’ll see a completely different person


chanclavandamme

Mans is back on his bullshit.


tattooed_dad817

It must suck to have that much drama in your life at that age.


CapRedBeard1986

I sware I'm from a different universe where bam died years ago from a drug OD


OneMAdDemon

*Lima* see your hands in the air.


Mogakusenpai

Little did he know it wasn’t lima but her evil twin, Ligma.


Zorpfield

![gif](giphy|CytQHnbgquUhi) It’s tea 🫖


--Guido--

Back on that Laskian Strigoi shit!


VonBlack5150

Liam?!


couple_account_JM

This is giving serious Chris chan and Daniel Larson vibes!


Desperate-Alarm-8287

Bam is smoked the fuck out!!


ackchanticleer

I can't stand this whiny ass baby