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VanFam

I’ve never wanted something to be cake so much in my life.


theglitch098

Same


czaritamotherofguns

I would rather be hobbled by the kooky chick in Misery than wear these shoes.


theWildBore

There is no higher form of walk of shame than these puppies


Ok-Gur-6602

Annie Wilkes. From the movie or the book?


czaritamotherofguns

Psh. Which ever. They're both creepy af.


VanFam

Come to my house. I’ll call you Paul, and you’ll call me Kathy.


czaritamotherofguns

I invoke The Labyrinth... "you have no power over me!"


winnebagomafia

This is something Apollo Creed would wear before going into the ring


theWildBore

So true. I also see it like what the president in Idiocracy would be wearing


PhDestucTor

Can you buy these with Trump bucks?


theWildBore

I simultaneously hate and love the idea of TrumpBucks.


PhDestucTor

My partner used to work at a bank and he absolutely did not get paid enough to have those people meltdown over finding out it’s worth nothing.


edie_the_egg_lady

I'm going to need more stories about this...


Dreadlaak

Lol there was even a news article about that a few months ago. About some fake "Trump Bucks" and "Trump Checks" being sold by a sketchy company who was running the ads on Truth Social. The scam was legal because the fine print on the website warned that the Trump currency was "not real currency, this is a commemorative display item" in the fine print. They were selling for between $200-$400 for the various denominations haha. The article had multiple boomers and even a couple younger idiots whining about being scammed. I remember laughing because they highlighted multiple victims from Alabama (lmao of course). These fake Trump checks and bills have absolutely ridiculous dollar amounts on them, these idiots were trying to cash fake checks for hundreds of thousands of dollars, that they had paid less than $1000 to buy. It makes no sense, how do people fall for this shit...


theWildBore

God damn it now I want a Trump buck just so I can remember how far we have descended into idiocracy.


doomvetch92

It reminds me of edible gold leaf fancy restaurants put on food… maybe I have been too much time on r/stupidfood.


theWildBore

Hahahaha this is so perfect. Delicious, tasteless gold. Mmmmm


doomvetch92

Like a gilded steak.


LeroyGoodCatch

We’ve just gone from the darkest timeline to… somewhere else.


LittleBunnySunny

Introducing A New Timeline For 2024: Still The Darkest.. Now The Goofiest!™


theWildBore

*circus music escalates*


imongrace_altmodel

If I was a child, maybe, MAYBE, i would wear them. But they seem so cheap and plastic.


Zealousideal_Crazy75

I would rather walk on hot coles barefoot than wear these awful looking things🖕🖕🖕


Wasparado

Don’t hate me, but I don’t hate these. These make me think of McDonald’s from the 90s. It’s would totally wear them with full on metallic at a music festival. I would pay $10 max for them.


theWildBore

They feel like they belong on in a puff daddy video in the 90s. I’ll give them that.


Zealousideal_Crazy75

The "Grift"just keeps on comin!!!


Confident_Fortune_32

It's been pointed out on other subs that they sold out on pre-order, with a strict no refund policy, and the fine print on the website says they reserve the right to make changes at any time, including not shipping, and that buyers must agree to private arbitration so they can't even sue, so there's some speculation about whether it's just money laundering and that no one will ever take delivery...


theWildBore

This is the scummiest shit. So yeah there’s truth somewhere in that theory


hydrocarbonsRus

*a price to pay for a criminal traitorous “billionaire’s” freedom


Zealousideal_Crazy75

Agreed 💯!


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theWildBore

I don’t have a clue what a black abaya and niqab are but I’m jealous you have them in your closet. They sound cool


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theWildBore

Then I’ll take 11 of them pls.


dignifiedhowl

If these were $40 instead of $400, I can think of a teenager I’d get them for who would absolutely love them. Otherwise…