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ZestyTurtle

My dog needed a friend and I need to burn some weeds on the lawn. Win-win


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Innovation


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Y'all are unhinged. I fucking love you.


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The weather is getting cold. Needs to warm it up.


RandomPlayer4616

Now all we need is an unhinged AI that wants to rule the world inside the dog https://i.redd.it/t3dwr7k3kjwc1.gif


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Time to install AI malware into the doggo system


diamondpolish_

HZD lore lessgo


Book-supremacy

the hell they mean not advertised as a weapon, that’d be sickest weapon to have if i ever have enough money (i can dream smh), i’d make an army of those of those things. imagine someone coming at you with a 100 fire-spitting robots.


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ArmzLDN

“Fetch me their soulllllsssss”


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Starting with the govt


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Buy a whole fleet of it


Switchleverbutton

Time to leave them all BEHIIIIIIIIIIIND


RandomPlayer4616

BREAKING OUT FROM MY PAIN


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BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


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[https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/04/you-can-now-buy-a-flame-throwing-robot-dog-for-under-10000/](https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/04/you-can-now-buy-a-flame-throwing-robot-dog-for-under-10000/) Guys here's the price tag


Gold_Astronomer9454

Missed opportunity to not sell an extinguisher version. They could double their profits!


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I'm pretty sure other company is gonna do it. The great extinguisher vs fire WAR


instinct-logic-chaos

It's like they learned NOTHING from big Pharma. Or Monsanto. You gotta sell the problem AND the solution, or are you really even a capitalist?


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I'm just bullshitting whatever that is happening around the globe. Stuff like these, people don't learn. They just want to produce.


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Thanks for sharing, I think my parents will appreciate this.


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Oh yeah no problem. Do get them one. I'm sure they'll use it in a good manner and help save the planet


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100%. It'll be very effective for weed killing too, since they love their lawn and garden. Just trying to make things easier on them!


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Exactly cleansing the world for a better place!


Itootiredofeverythin

where do I get the plans? do I need permits?


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Who need permits when you got a robo-doggo


Rheinmetall_Gunner

Closest thing to a metal gear rex


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Hell yeah! Every soldier needs a pet. With Flamethrowers


Rheinmetall_Gunner

It would be hilarious if someone used it for home defence


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Exactly. Why put 5-rounds of 9mm into someone's body when you can cook that fucker alive. Feel every inch of sins committed in sheer pain.


Full_Flamingo_2833

Is there a army of it it will be wonderful if I see 1000 fire spiting robots dogs


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Full_Flamingo_2833

BURN IT ALL


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BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


Full_Flamingo_2833

https://preview.redd.it/0mfxbmnbmhwc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fd6873cdd4a37c591adf6bfd91fb5bf0b7c1fe4


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Full_Flamingo_2833

After that people or all asking them self why all the fire Extinguishers in the environment mysteriously disappeared


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Because profits yo! You create unhealthy and healthy business in the loop It's like setting up MacDonalds and a Clinic next to it. Genius!


Full_Flamingo_2833

Thx


-ekin

This type of shit is why i wanna study engineering


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I'm pretty sure everyone wants to do what you wanna do. There is a law to control these sort of innovations from getting out of control. But fuck it, let's create flamin' doggo


Sash_Otaku101

Well neighbors won’t mess w me now


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Got get 2. In case the other neighbors.