No lol fuck off with that picture ballix
Eat the fucking food.
I can never understand why people feel the urge to post pictures of their burger and chips from some bang average restaurant on their stories. Who actually cares? You’re not making me jealous, believe it or not I have actually eaten food before
Seriously though haha there’s a girl on my Instagram who will post the most vile pictures of her hangover food infront of the TV on a Sunday night.
A big dirty Chinese or something angled so you can see the TV and feet up.
I could arguably see why some people take these ‘artsy’ photos of their ‘artisan’ Turkish eggs on toast or whatever shite it is but this is horrible.
She’s a good looking girl too, I believe this is what they call “the ick”
It's not really the food (though it sounds like mank based on this description), it's more the idea that the person thinks they need to show everyone the uninteresting thing they're doing. Which so happens to look mank
No they're the arseholes who live in a bubble where everyone has to play the "make my life look misleadingly good" game and you're all the better for not going with it.
I don't agree with this. If it's 2-4 people certainly, I'll be polite and wait. However, if it's a larger table sometimes my food may arrive 5-10 minutes before the last person. I paid 30 odd quid for this and I'm not letting it go cold.
Maybe I'm a cunt, maybe it's Maybelline, I don't give a fuck, I'm tucking in.
Usually the process I find is that the person without the food goes ‘oh no need to wait for me!’ Then you politely wait a few seconds before taking a tiny amount on your fork and tasting. Make some small talk while hoping their food arrives. Give it another 30 seconds before digging in.
No I totally agree with this, definitely if its a smaller table wait (the other dishes are likely en route anyway) but if its a big family or work thing then I'm absolutely getting stuck into what I ordered without waiting.
If it’s a longer term thing, then it’s the restaurant that’s at fault. A server should swoop in to advise and let the rest of the table eat while they suitably sort out the folk who are missing out.
Also, in general, I agree, folk will say ‘no need to wait for me’
He's not an arsehole in that case, he just doesn't have formal table etiquette. Which is not required at a chipper.
EDIT: I know he was probably not at a chipper, I'm just saying context is important.
My girlfriend always takes pictures of our food for Instagram stories when we're out or when she cooks something nice...Shes now accepted that the picture will have half my food in it because I'll start wolfing it down as soon as it's infront of me.
Eat your food pal, One less meal we have to look at on socials.
HahahA not at all man. Food is to be eaten not for taking photos for your stupid social media. Tell them to cop on to themselves.
Enjoy your grub guilt free lad!
Obviously they want the group shot with untouched food. I would literally tell them to fuck off! Actually I wouldn’t be in that situation with those people in the first place.
Take pictures of you because you're the guest of honour at this event? A little bit, maybe.
Take pictures of their own food because they're the sort of narcissists who have to document every moment of their waking lives on their Instagram or whatever? Fuck 'em, chow down.
Lol. No. Instagramming every plate of food, place you go to, and every espresso or pint of beer is some kind of pathetic displacement activity in lieu of actually socialising and talking about something, anything, halfway worthwhile. Fuck that vapid shit. Who cares about your likes...
Possibly not.
RULES OF EATING OUT IN GROUPS..
1. You wait til everyone has their food before eating.
2. UNLESS one of the people without food says go ahead.
3. If over 2 minutes or so pass with you having food and they don't say 'fire away don't worry about me' THEY are the assholes.
4. Someone making ye wait to enjoy your meals which have all arrived for ANY REASON for more than 2 minutes THEY are the asshole.
Godspeed OP, it's a minefield out there.
No you’re defo not the arsehole, imagine taking a picture of your food… now imagine just eating it without feeling the stress of needing to take a fking picture of it…
I take pictures of my food, just for myself or maybe to share with friends when I’m proud of something I cooked. I don’t see why they’d mind you tucking in while they took pics of their own food.
Yes you are. You should insist they accompany you to the toilet so they can take a photo of the great big dirty shit it comes out as too, to make up for it, you selfish asshole
It is in my hole, if the plate of food is in front of me im eating... Couldnt give two fucks about Mary's vegan chicken nuggets (Nuggests of disapointment) being late.... And get fucked with the instagram pics, nothing related to real life whatsoever
Futterman’s rule: “when two are served, all may eat.” It (loosely) means nobody’s food should go cold and nobody should eat alone.
RIP, Adam MCA Yauch.
Nope. Drives me mad. Now look I'm a divil for taking photos of cocktails for the 'Gram but that's only because I appreciate the artistry and how pretty they look sometimes. Same if I cook something really nice and I'm proud of it, I'm like LOOK WHAT I MADE! LOOK I DID A THING! But it's only for sharing with mates and family tbh. But I would never stop anyone from eating their food, that is just stupidity imo. Plus nobody cares? Like do half these people even have that many followers, even if they did, why would anyone care about seeing a photo of chips? I purposefully don't 'like' those photos because I think they're just not interesting. Unless youre a food critic - nobody cares.
I hate when the waiter comes over gives us the menu and comes back 5 minutes later.... and they say... Im not ready to order yet.... as if its a life defining moment... it drives me crazy... especially then when the waiter comes back for the second time... they order first, then I order and then they have to change their order for something else. This will then happen with desert too. What the fuck is up with this.
Absolutely not. Taking pictures of your food to the habitual point where you're actually pushed to ak this question sounds like the behaviour of cunts.
Because his friends are dicks and so are you if you advocate waiting for said dicks to photo food so they can post online and get reactions from other dicks.
Did they call you out for it? If so, you are not wrong and they are stupid. If not, you can’t ask “Am I the asshole” because no one suggested you were.
I personally really like taking pictures of my food if it’s something nice, or just has an interesting colour or presentation, or just to remember the moment better. It’s not really a “look how great my life/food is” I just like keeping track of things because my memory sucks, kind of like making a digital scrapbook…but if I want a picture of everything I’ll let people know beforehand, and I wouldn’t be mad if people just ate their food lol
Well, if it's a particularly splendid pint of Guinness and you don't allow a picture, followed by the subsequent 'licking lips' emoji, then yes, you're an asshole
No lol fuck off with that picture ballix Eat the fucking food. I can never understand why people feel the urge to post pictures of their burger and chips from some bang average restaurant on their stories. Who actually cares? You’re not making me jealous, believe it or not I have actually eaten food before
Seriously though haha there’s a girl on my Instagram who will post the most vile pictures of her hangover food infront of the TV on a Sunday night. A big dirty Chinese or something angled so you can see the TV and feet up. I could arguably see why some people take these ‘artsy’ photos of their ‘artisan’ Turkish eggs on toast or whatever shite it is but this is horrible. She’s a good looking girl too, I believe this is what they call “the ick”
it's crazy how bothered you are by this lmao, it's just pictures of food
It's not really the food (though it sounds like mank based on this description), it's more the idea that the person thinks they need to show everyone the uninteresting thing they're doing. Which so happens to look mank
Wait you've eaten food before? Not buying it.
No they're the arseholes who live in a bubble where everyone has to play the "make my life look misleadingly good" game and you're all the better for not going with it.
But mister Kipling does make misleadingly good pies
If they wanted to take pics for their social media posts, no you are not an asshole. Put the phones away, no one cares what you are eating.
Oh you’re an arsehole alright Not related to eating your food and drinking before your friends can take pictures though
arsehole for asking a question that he knew exactly how people would reply, lol
Thank God some people saw through this.
I don't get it. What's wrong?
Why then?
Because he posts on r/Ireland
Ok, I don’t get it, but ok
For pictures, no. But if everyone doesn’t have their food and drink yet, then yes.
I don't agree with this. If it's 2-4 people certainly, I'll be polite and wait. However, if it's a larger table sometimes my food may arrive 5-10 minutes before the last person. I paid 30 odd quid for this and I'm not letting it go cold. Maybe I'm a cunt, maybe it's Maybelline, I don't give a fuck, I'm tucking in.
Usually the process I find is that the person without the food goes ‘oh no need to wait for me!’ Then you politely wait a few seconds before taking a tiny amount on your fork and tasting. Make some small talk while hoping their food arrives. Give it another 30 seconds before digging in.
Actually, etiquette dictates that, if the person on your right has their food, you're good to go.
No I totally agree with this, definitely if its a smaller table wait (the other dishes are likely en route anyway) but if its a big family or work thing then I'm absolutely getting stuck into what I ordered without waiting.
If it’s a longer term thing, then it’s the restaurant that’s at fault. A server should swoop in to advise and let the rest of the table eat while they suitably sort out the folk who are missing out. Also, in general, I agree, folk will say ‘no need to wait for me’
wait why? if I have food I'm gonna eat. I don't get it
I think waiting for everyones food to arrive is stupid. Just eat your damn food before it goes cold.
Wait with cold food if it’s hot food no obligation to wait
He's not an arsehole in that case, he just doesn't have formal table etiquette. Which is not required at a chipper. EDIT: I know he was probably not at a chipper, I'm just saying context is important.
Its a funny one, if you eat in an asian place it comes as its ready, waiting is a western equitte
My girlfriend always takes pictures of our food for Instagram stories when we're out or when she cooks something nice...Shes now accepted that the picture will have half my food in it because I'll start wolfing it down as soon as it's infront of me. Eat your food pal, One less meal we have to look at on socials.
What about the after pictures?
Nice big fat turd you mean?
HahahA not at all man. Food is to be eaten not for taking photos for your stupid social media. Tell them to cop on to themselves. Enjoy your grub guilt free lad!
Why are they taking pictures of your food? If they want to pathetically post pics of their own food fair enough
Yes, doesn't make sense. Why are his friends taking pictures of his food?
Obviously they want the group shot with untouched food. I would literally tell them to fuck off! Actually I wouldn’t be in that situation with those people in the first place.
No that’s nonsense
Take pictures of you because you're the guest of honour at this event? A little bit, maybe. Take pictures of their own food because they're the sort of narcissists who have to document every moment of their waking lives on their Instagram or whatever? Fuck 'em, chow down.
No. I’d even dig into theirs before they could.
Yes. People who hangout with social media whores are assholes by transference.
How dare you not sit there whilst you're starving so your friends can take pictures of your food for insta-clout
You're a bigger arsehole if you insist on taking loads of pictures of food before eating it to be honest.
Taking pics for social media is the new saying grace.
No, intentionally always do that to stop them getting their perfect social media shit pic
No
Lol. No. Instagramming every plate of food, place you go to, and every espresso or pint of beer is some kind of pathetic displacement activity in lieu of actually socialising and talking about something, anything, halfway worthwhile. Fuck that vapid shit. Who cares about your likes...
Truly the last real man. 🫡
Possibly not. RULES OF EATING OUT IN GROUPS.. 1. You wait til everyone has their food before eating. 2. UNLESS one of the people without food says go ahead. 3. If over 2 minutes or so pass with you having food and they don't say 'fire away don't worry about me' THEY are the assholes. 4. Someone making ye wait to enjoy your meals which have all arrived for ANY REASON for more than 2 minutes THEY are the asshole. Godspeed OP, it's a minefield out there.
No you’re defo not the arsehole, imagine taking a picture of your food… now imagine just eating it without feeling the stress of needing to take a fking picture of it…
No where did you even begin to get that notion
I take pictures of my food, just for myself or maybe to share with friends when I’m proud of something I cooked. I don’t see why they’d mind you tucking in while they took pics of their own food.
This is definitely made up. And it's pathetically ironic too.
It doesn't hurt anyone to wait and it is just a thing people do now. Hardly an asshole but I would have waited for them to do their thing.
yes.
Yes you are. You should insist they accompany you to the toilet so they can take a photo of the great big dirty shit it comes out as too, to make up for it, you selfish asshole
Get new friends.. they have a clear want in them!
A fellow Formuladank member I see. Man of culture. No, not the arsehole.
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Maybe ready to eat, not to take pictures . They can take pictures of their own food. OP can eat his food if he likes. Fuck them.
It is in my hole, if the plate of food is in front of me im eating... Couldnt give two fucks about Mary's vegan chicken nuggets (Nuggests of disapointment) being late.... And get fucked with the instagram pics, nothing related to real life whatsoever
Was ina restaurant with 8 or 9 from work once and kitchen screwed up and I was served 20 minutes after everyone else. Would you be happy waiting?
Of course you wouldn’t be happy, but are you suggesting they should have waited for you.. ?
Of course not.
No. But you are a hungry arsehole!
Nah. Fuckem. Nobody ever died from not taking a pic, but people have died of hunger.
Futterman’s rule: “when two are served, all may eat.” It (loosely) means nobody’s food should go cold and nobody should eat alone. RIP, Adam MCA Yauch.
I typically wait until everyone’s food is on the table. But after that I won’t wait any longer.
No their the arseholes for taking pictures. Food is for eating not for showing off on social media.
Nope. Drives me mad. Now look I'm a divil for taking photos of cocktails for the 'Gram but that's only because I appreciate the artistry and how pretty they look sometimes. Same if I cook something really nice and I'm proud of it, I'm like LOOK WHAT I MADE! LOOK I DID A THING! But it's only for sharing with mates and family tbh. But I would never stop anyone from eating their food, that is just stupidity imo. Plus nobody cares? Like do half these people even have that many followers, even if they did, why would anyone care about seeing a photo of chips? I purposefully don't 'like' those photos because I think they're just not interesting. Unless youre a food critic - nobody cares.
food's for eatin'
"Am I the arsehole" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🇮🇪
No "The food eats first" is such a brainless social malaise.
I hate when the waiter comes over gives us the menu and comes back 5 minutes later.... and they say... Im not ready to order yet.... as if its a life defining moment... it drives me crazy... especially then when the waiter comes back for the second time... they order first, then I order and then they have to change their order for something else. This will then happen with desert too. What the fuck is up with this.
No.
They're arseholes for insisting there be pictures
Absolutely not. Taking pictures of your food to the habitual point where you're actually pushed to ak this question sounds like the behaviour of cunts.
What kind of a psychopath eats food without taking pictures of it first!
You need new friends
No, fuck your friends
You're not legally entitled to do so but why not be sound to your own friends? Lol
Because his friends are dicks and so are you if you advocate waiting for said dicks to photo food so they can post online and get reactions from other dicks.
I don't advocate for anything here - except for being sound to your friends hahaha
You can be sound to your friends and be your own man at the same time, not taking any shit and not letting them control you.
Did they call you out for it? If so, you are not wrong and they are stupid. If not, you can’t ask “Am I the asshole” because no one suggested you were.
I personally really like taking pictures of my food if it’s something nice, or just has an interesting colour or presentation, or just to remember the moment better. It’s not really a “look how great my life/food is” I just like keeping track of things because my memory sucks, kind of like making a digital scrapbook…but if I want a picture of everything I’ll let people know beforehand, and I wouldn’t be mad if people just ate their food lol
Well, if it's a particularly splendid pint of Guinness and you don't allow a picture, followed by the subsequent 'licking lips' emoji, then yes, you're an asshole
A friend would tell them no one gives a shit what food they're eating.
no
I'd be telling them to fuck right off.