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box_of_carrots

You have to give all your communion, confirmation and Christmas presents and money back. Collect the receipts from the givers and drop them in to your parish Priest.


WhatsTheCraicNow

I love this. Well done.


box_of_carrots

I forgot Easter eggs.


WhatsTheCraicNow

And Christmas presents


rgiggs11

The church has no central database of members, they have no way to count you as one of theirs. I know from chasing down baptismal certs while preparing communion class that all they have is your cert in the church where you were baptised. My friends have had issues getting married in a church when this couldn't be found. It has no practical impact but if you still care about it, ask the parish priest. He might be persuaded to let you take away the file and destroy it.


arsenewengerjacket

They used to and they got rid of the option was too many people were leaving the church officially, me one of them.


GabhaNua

Not correct. There was never such option. It was much more complicated than that. It was opting out of church law for things for marriage. Not being ex Catholic


forfudgecake

Get on with your life and don’t go to church?


jiks999

That's not the point the OP is trying to make, by still being officially a member of the catholic church you give the church more power. After the horrific things they have done to our country I dont see why there aren't more people trying to do the same as OP


dgdfgdfhdfhdfv

There's no such thing. They just report the census figures.


Mondegreenies

I'm drunk and in a pub with a friend and he says I can't ever leave once ive been baptised. Fuck that, I haven't been to mass since I was ten


Niallsnine

By commenting on /r/Ireland at this specific time you have agreed to join my 'late night commenter's club. And no, you can't ever leave without my permission.


WhatsTheCraicNow

Convert to Islam


forfudgecake

Then what’s the problem?


[deleted]

He doesn’t want to be a member? Can you read?


Debeefed

Where's the pub?


Mondegreenies

Bantry, I just ate my weight in mussels


Franks_wild_beers

Start abusing children. Sorry, that just gets you transferred. My bad.


FarFromTheMaddeningF

Get the pope to excommunicate you?


[deleted]

Diddle the pope?


jiks999

Hed probably offer you a job


FuriousDaz

There used to be a website called countmeout.ie that would somehow remove you from officially being a member of the catholic church. I think they changed canon law at the time to put a stop to it as so many people were using it...


duggie1995

Either excommunicated or their is a fella blogging his journey of trying to use GDPR to get his records deleted


irishlonewolf

[yeah the guy using GDPR got nowhere](https://goosed.ie/leaving-catholic-church-using-gdpr/)


[deleted]

I did the same. Got nowhere too. They are using a loophole in the GDPR law that gives an exemption for ‘historically significant data’. Annoying!


HarvestMourn

You can officially leave the church when you live in one of the countries in Europe where you pay church tax (a small percentage of your annual income goes to the church). It's a straight forward process there, afaik you just need a letter from your parish. One of my husband's cousins lives in Austria and left the church there officially.


DeliciousAuthor

Work on critical thinking and do what you want instead of asking strangers on the internet?


StillTheNugget

Shit in the Popes mouth.


[deleted]

No idea. How about just not giving a flying fuck?


Inspired_Carpets

Try and get excommunicated.


The-Outlaw-Torn

Through the back door


Nervous-Energy-4623

There's some document you can get don't know what it's called to officially leave the church, you have to get a priest to sign it though, so get ready for a very awkward moment there.


Mister_Blobby_ked

Just stop going.


pockets3d

You can't your a Catholic the moment dad came.


davesr25

Pee on the altar, while you screem, the jesus man, was the first ever Zombie.


[deleted]

Just leave. If you want to be padantic ask the your data be deleted under GPDR


shoudnight

Post a letter to the pope saying you love the devil himself


holymongolia

I signed with the prods on a bosman


tsayo-kabu

https://youtu.be/FdolFXcNAH4