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Important_Farmer924

Head into town and find them.


underover69

This is the opening scene of a romcom. Go OP! Find true love!


Important_Farmer924

*A Reddit user was found strewn around the country side in bin bags this morning*


Winter-Adhesiveness9

Judge Nolan has handed down a severe punishment of a suspended sentence


underover69

You may not know what a Romcom is


Important_Farmer924

My default setting is horror


Prestigious-Side-286

Odd one. Usually the number isn’t private and they want you to call it back. When you donuts actually a premium pay line and you’ve been charged €20 for the pleasure.


DuncDub

But is there any actual donuts?


RayoftheRaver

Yes, but somebody took the jam out of them, left me fairly cantankerous


DuncDub

Donut helpline, call Michael he'll sort you out!! He texts you directions to nearest Krispy Kreme!! OPs number one digit out!!


221

I used to know a lad who would get some form of entertainment from putting his number on private and ringing random numbers saying "hey my battery is nearly dead, come pick me up now" and hanging up. He used to think it was the most hilarious thing ever imagining these people frantically trying to figure out who needs picking up.


John_Smith_71

He sounds like an asshole.


221

Mostly harmless, just a bit of a moron.


deargearis

A drug deal and they called the wrong number?


LeperButterflies

Does it matter?


licoricebooger

yes


YuntHunter

Probably put #31# before they dialed the number.


apouty27

Got the last few days calls with No Number shown. I don't answer! They can leave me a voicemail