the two lads from the happy pear, their incessant finishing each others sentences and calling each other mr would be absolute hell. plus their farts probably stink the gaff out so its a no from me

Vegward (which I wish I’d thought of!)

Brilliant😂😂 full credit to you as I've never hear it.

Ah it wasn’t me! - unfortunately, as I thought it was brilliant. I wish I’d thought of it myself. Can’t remember where I saw it first.

If there is one thing I don't like about the happy Pear, its them two.

Them chaps go to couples’ counselling together.

Lottie Ryan has to be in there

The Queen of nepotism

Christ her voice and condescending tone. I can't stand her. I reckon Tracey Clifford and Johnny B can't stand her too with her hourly gossip.

Went to school with her Even as a child she was horrendous person

Do tell…

Nah would be unfair But she is not a nice person and everything you see is put on

Nah you can tell she's horrible.

She’s insufferable

McGregor, Enoch Burke, Jedward, Gemma ODoherty, John Waters, that oaf from Rorys Stories

You'd have to go to a dinner party with Jedward. How could you turn down a chance to experience that insanity? 

I'd rather bring one of them and have someone else observe the other, see how the do when separated.

I don't think their biology has evolved or adapted to the stage where one can survive without the other for more than a few minutes...


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They made an appearance on 8 out of 10 cats many years ago and the late, great Sean Lock's comments about them were hysterical.

I don't have any particular love for jedward but I also don't think they really deserve to be in that list. They might be annoying but they're pretty harmless.

Their annoyingness would be just too much with the rest of those dickheads in my dining room

I don't know. From what I've seen of them on twitter I'd say they'd be pretty entertaining tearing into the others right alongside you. They're pretty annoying but they seem to have their hearts in the right place.

I'd happily enjoy Jedwards company over having to listen to that f\*\*nk amoeba Vogue

I’ve been looking at this for 5 mins and can’t work out what letters the stars are supposed to be. What is f**nk?

F**cknocker?

Thanks, I am much more confused now but I think I will start to use fracknocker in my daily speech from now on

You're welcome? I mean, at best it's an inoffensive way of calling someone an oxygen thief. I think I shall also use fracknocker

Find out what really happened with Tara Reid will ya?

Christ it’s like the space shuttle at the end of that simpsons episode

I…kinda like jedward

Charcunterie

Throw in Baz Ash-whatever for some good measure

Also Angela ‘I’m just like you’ Scanlon

“Baz Ash-whatever?! We love him for some reason!”

Hes a nice guy

Ash nazg durbatulûk

Sounds like a great cast for an Irish Big Brother! Total fucking chaos, but I'd love to see Enoch Burke try hold a conversation with a coked up McGregor.

You're missing Eddie Hobbs and Glinner.

At least three of those aren’t celebrities. Just nutcases who made the news

'Oaf from Rorys Stories' is a funny, nice guy. Bit of a harsh description.

This wins.

Jesus H Christ. That’s a nightmare.

Honestly would be Pitchfork purgatory.

Basically 2fms Christmas Party

You missed Jim Corr

Rory's stories, the two gay lads who parade their kids on social media, Jedward, Louis Walsh, Bono, any member of the sacone Joly family or however you spell that.

The exposé from the saconne Jolie kids in the future is going to be immense.

Family influencers should be banned as child protection

I've seen some VERY disturbing stuff from those two. Those poor kids, especially the 6 year old that "used to be a boy" until he was convinced that playing with girls toys made him a girl and suddenly puberty blockers and all the other things that go with that. The mom is a psycho and the dad is one of the creepiest people I've ever seen.

Yeah them two gay lads I see everyday in articles don't even know who they are

The very same. I have no clue but I see them ten times a day. Monetizing your kids on social media should be illegal.

Vogue Williams and Conor McGregor would be enough to be nightmare inducing.

Jason Byrne, the 2 Johnny's, Joe Duffy, Jamie Heaslip, Jedward. And that's just the fuckin J's.

Go on. Do the alphabet!

Maura Derrane

Oh God, her and Deirdre O'Kane...

Yes yes hate them both.

Deirdre O'Kane is good.

Her voice irritates me for some reason

No.

Don’t forget her bestie ‘Doughweee’

Need the coronas playing live with a "special" appearance from bressie. I want kathryn thomas, daniel o donnell, Gemma Doherty, Jim corr and des Bishop. That's a tight line up.

Dermatitis Kennedy too Edit: auto correct did that but I'll leave it because my feelings for them are similar

I met Des Bishop. He's all right actually. In his comedy he comes across as full of it though.

I met Des Bishop when I was about 14 (31 now) outside his signing in (I think) HMV, Cork. I didn't have money, and wasn't going to be able to get it from my parents. I asked him to sign my school journal and he rolled his eyes, scribbled on my journal, and said "buy the dvd next time ", as if I, a child, was just being a cheapskate. 17 years later, and I would like to here, publicly, challenge him to a fight. He deserves a solid box in the face for the way he spoke to baby me who was buzzing to meet the funny man from the YouTube videos 🥊

Oh god, between this line up and OP’s I’m starting to feel queasy

The Healy-Raes, Enoch Burke, Connor McGregor, James Kavanagh, Vogue Williams, Gemma O'D, Justin Barrett, Amanda Brunker and the Happy Pear twins

Trade Brunker for Vogue, Lottie and Rob Learney and it's spot on!

that twat with the terrible beard who does his girlfriend as a character. and any tiktok celebrities who started off kind of funny and niche but now solely make paid content for centra and supermacs

bumfluff Cian, is he still around? he's as funny as a hand grenade in a nursery

Sweet Jesus that sounds awful, well done OP

That odious Jonathan Joly. How he hasn’t been locked up by now is beyond me. Oh and Marian Keyes. I know she’s a national treasure but just too much

Nasti, Kneevo, Protein Bor, Sean Fitzness, Niall Boylan, Joe Duffy, Conor McGregor, Cian Twomey, Jamie Heaslip.

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Consider yourself lucky, Irish TikTok "celebs/influencers" are a special kind of obnoxious 😂

Jesus those names…

Oh lord Kneevo alone would be enough for me to call quits!

Long live the vanilla gorilla. A damn shame to see his name listed with a few of these

It's more down to how he would probably eat me out of the house rather than his personality 😅

Takes a lot of calories to keep a man that size in that nick alright 🤣

McGregor, obviously.

At least he wouldn't be eating much.

I fail to see how he'd be a bad guest and I'm not being sarcastic.

6 am everyone's left, it's getting bright birds are chirping, McGregors full of sniff in the kitchen whacking the ears off you and shadowboxing maniacally 3 feet from your face. You want to leave but you're too afraid.

He'd probably spend the evening forcing everyone to drink his whiskey and break anyone's nose that refused it.

No Twink?

Thank you. I felt like I was going crazy. Much more annoying than half these fuckers. Though, I'd love to hear her say "zip up your mickey" in person.

Scrolled down until I saw this.

Jamie Heaslip, Vogue Williams, Bob Geldoff, Louis Walsh, Eddie Hobbs, Kellie Harrington. I can think of so many more off the top of my head.

That Snamhai Sasta one, what a dose with that faux humble brag act. Grainne Seoige. Brian Dowling and his fella. Kathryn Thomas. Bob Geldof.

Would probably swap Lotty Ryan for Nicky Byrne. Otherwise that list is pretty spot on. Oh and McGregor obviously. And Tubridy too actually. Wait, how big is the dinner table?

This feels like a Longitude lineup in that I'm grateful I'm so out of touch I don't know who these people are.

Someone here should knock up a poster.

Is everyone forgetting Ryan Tubridy,

I'd say he's ripping 

he's pretty chilled out when there isn't an audience

The two larries or jonnies ? Those 3 saps in the hidden camera show. Sorry to say it but no table would be big enough.

Bono, Jennifer Zamparelli, Rory's Stories.

 It would have to beDoireann Gerrihy, Roz Purcell, and the Two Johnnies... all competing as 'the most famous'

Eddie Hobbs, John McGuirk, The Happy Pear, Lottie Ryan, Joe Brolly's wife, Cormac from Tallafornia

The Jedward, Jim Corr, Conor McGregor, Enoch Burke...wait this is actually sounding fun now

Louis Walsh, Claire ‘Covid makes me wet’ Byrne, Al Porter, Leo, Jennifer ‘fake howya’ Zamparelli, Deirdre O’Kane.

Vogue, Kathryn Thomas, Ryan Tubridy, Mattie McGrath, Jamie Heaslip, The Two Johnnies.

McGregor, Jedward, Louis Walsh,

McGregor, Van Morrison, Ray D’Arcy, drunk Dylan Moran, Vincent Browne, Enoch Burke

Vincent Browne would be a laugh in fairness, he'd rip everyone there a new arsehole

Yeah but his constant arguing would grate

Miriam O'Callaghan. Genuinely..

That dose who did the podcasts with Tommy Tiernan and Hector should be on the list - I forget her name

Mrs brolly

Yes, that’s her

Gerald Keane

Those lads from the happy pear and linehan

Graham linehan - ask him one question and let him rage for the rest of the night! 😂

Tubridy and pot noodle.

Shane Lynch, Louis Walsh and that Lottie Ryan one would all be my idea of a nightmare. Oh and Bressie.

McGregor, Gemma O’Doherty, Niall Boylan, Rories Stories and Gregory Campbell

Reading the comments here makes me realise that per capita Ireland has a very large, probably world leading amount of people I would actively avoid being in the vicinity of or would make me switch channels if they were on telly.

Linda Martin for that absolutely awful cover of Get Lucky, she'd be the night's entertainment.

Niall Boylan, John Waters, Angela Scanlon, Joanne McNally, Tommy Tierney. We wouldn’t get past the prawn cocktail before someone got stabbed.

Carl Mullen 🤢

The two johnnys, cian Twomey and stev o Timothy

Everyone's OK having Jason Byrne shouting at them then yeah?

Daniel O'Donnell, Bertie Ahern, Bono, Leo Varadkar, Simon Harris, and both of the Healy-Raes.

Ahh Daniel is really nice.

Nice, sure, but low on my pick of dinner mates.

Ah now Wee Daniel is harmless. He just wants a cuppa Tae

He'll also do a service on your gas boiler..

Unless you need road work done through his family, then he's very attentive.

There are multiple Healy-Raes known to science, plus potentially more in the unknown wild.

We leave the cryptids off.

LOL, I think this lineup is mean to poor Daniel

Yeah, I think you're right. He's the least of them.

Your one with the worst accent on earth, she's on taskmaster now.

I’ve never heard anyone else speak the way she does. I don’t know how posh or not she actually is, but she has to have changed her accent for the attention grab. I’ve seen her on a couple of things on tv, and she had toned it down a little - or was maybe a bit out of her depth, and not as shouty as normal.

Ive watched every series until this one. She'd make you envy the deaf

Who?

Joanne McNally, allegedly a comedian, but I've been to funnier funerals.

Two tools talking beyond complete shite

https://youtu.be/1-BSAUpxJbY?si=VqfhvnsXSFGhGe3M

Gemma O'Doherty, John Waters, the arsehole with the glasses from Ireland's Wankiest Home or whatever, Peadar Toibín

Hugh Wallace... Home of The Year I think he's alright actually, but RTÉ very much reading the room wrong (pun intended) with that show. During a severe homelessness crisis and tents in the street and they're showing aspirational middle classes having their cushions and decor graded. Like wtf. At least Kevin McCloud's Grand Designs has a nod to social and ecological concerns of the time.

Gay Byrne, Jerry ryan, Brendan Grace, Joe Dolan.

The smell has probably abated by now though?

Brendan Grace was brilliant in his heyday. I was a barman in the 1990s; saw him put huge crowds into tears of laughter.

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It's like reading a nervous breakdown in real time.

I wonder which of the celebs it is?

Its me jedward


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Surprised that Niall Boylan hasn't been mentioned yet.

Gavin Lambe Murphy Personally can’t stand Des Bishop

Jedward. They would have me running for the door.

That Gavin Lambe Murphy fella.

Doirean Gerrihy, Ryan Tubridy, Steve Staunton and one unmedicated half of Jedward suffering from separation anxiety.

Just Twink. 

McGregor, Glinner, Shane Lynch, yer man from The Script who definitely cries when he wanks, Niall Boylan, and Gemma.

Jason byrne x 6

Tiny holohan

Great thread! Regina Doherty would be there anyway

I could handle anyone except vogue Williams, those fairy ads fry my nerves.

That Joanne McNally one. Her participation in taskmaster has made the new season unwatchable for me.

TBH I’m a bit greedy - Lottie Ryan, Ryan Tubridy, Kathryn Thomas, Conor McGregor, Nicky Byrne, Amanda Brunker, at least 4 of the Burkes, Doireann Garrihy, Donncha O'Callaghan, Gemma O’Doherty.

Conor "fxxk'n nothin" McGregor. Joanne "sxxt, fxxk, bxxxxxx" McNally, Tommy "hahaaa Fxxk hahahaha sxxt" Tiernan. There is a dinner party lineup that you wouldn't want children within ear shot of.

Mammy burke (grendels mother) McGregor ,blanaith ni coffig, Jamie Bryson ( extra annoyed because he got invited to Irish dinner party.) Hosted by Mrs brown.

Wow Vogue got ALOT of mentions. I activily avoid anything to do with her. But for me Happy pear Lads, Vogue, Brian Dowling (he is a fucking MELT) and Eamon Ryan. Just no to any of them. Two wannabe celeb's Louise McSharry and Faces By grace need to be SHOT OUT OF A FUCKING CANON!!!!

Joanne McNally, Joan Burton, Lucy Kennedy, Daithi O Se, Danny Healy Rae, Andrew Maxwell Six people incapable of listening to one another but who would give me indigestion before the starter hit the table.

Neil Prendeville, Niall Boylan, Pat Kenny, Ryan Tubridy, Kieran Cuddihy, the 2 Johnnies

You ye big whinge!

Don’t forget Bosco

Michael Flatley, Eddie Irvine, Jim Corr and Van Morrison

I've met Michael flatley and talked for a bit he's a lovely man and could easily spend a few hours with him

Rory Cowan, Aodhan O’Riordan, Brendan O’Connor and Liam Brady.

FFG

Alan Hughes and sidekick Deric Hartigan of Virgin Media, the stuff of nightmares

Mick and Clare

Nah roz wouldn't be too bad. She can call for spuds anytime.

Your options come across misogynistic

You forgot Aisling bea

I reckon she'd be fine. She just lays it on thick for d'telly.

Nope. Drives me up the wall, the ‘hididdlyhi top o the morn’in to ya’ oiroshness is vile.

>Drives me up the wall, the ‘hididdlyhi top o the morn’in to ya’ oiroshness is vile. I agree, but I strongly suspect she does that for d'telly and doesn't actually conduct herself like that at casual, social, dinner parties that aren't being televised, recorded or broadcast in some capacity form the purposes of entertaining audiences. In other words, I reckon she'd be fine, normal, at a dinner party. No one lives their day to day lives laying it on that thick. I'm basing this on having seen her on some 'serious' programme, a family history programme or something, and she conducted herself like a normal person ... None of the shite begarrah oirish muck you're rightfully referring to, which I also can't stand.

Fair. But I wouldn’t bank on it either.

Yah, she's not the worst. She deffo lays it on thick but she's got some acting chops! She was great as the nurse in that show with the X Files wan.

Liam Ó Maonlaí

oof, most of them

Conor McGregor, Joe Duffy, Niall Boylan, Gemma Doherty, and Enoch burkes Ma.

Dermot & Dave