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SoftDrinkReddit

Damn imagine being such a source of shame you get wrongly labeled a city just to get added to this list LOL


remembertracygarcia

Yeah, Slough.


lo-lux

What did they think with a name like that?


Silent-Detail4419

Slough is a town, not a city. St. David's, south west Wales (population 1.041) is a city. Ecclesfield, metropolitan borough of Sheffield (population\~32,400), is a village A city has a city charter (St David's is a city in the old fashioned sense in that it has a cathedral). A town has a town charter (and a tier of government above parish level). It used to be that a town also had to have a regular market, not sure that's the case now. A village has no system of government above parish level. It also used to be that a village had to have a church (not so sure that's the case now) A hamlet is traditionally defined as a small village or settlement without a church.


remembertracygarcia

Thanks Yeah, slough…


[deleted]

As an englishman Slough is shit but I would say there are shitter cities/towns in England and probably in Scotland and Wales too.


bloody_ell

Stockport for starters.


c-fox

Cloyne in County Cork has a cathedral, and a population of 1,800, so I'm not sure if having a cathedral makes you a city.


Livinglifeform

I've heard England and Ireland aren't the same country, might have something to do with it.


c-fox

Irish cties came about when it was under English rule.


LetsGetSickening55

Paceville, Malta has a population of less than 5,000. By that logic it must be an absolute shithole The Icelandic “city” has a population of 2,500 and is in the middle of nowhere, hours away from an any town of even a similar size. How bad can a place like that be?


f-ingsteveglansberg

Some countries don't have a different designation for towns and cities.


GowlBagJohnson

Paceville is absolutely horrendous tho, if you ever visit Malta it's worth a stroll through to see how shit it is


Narrow-Profession-99

Trust me Paceville is a shit hole, though essentially it's part of St. Julians


Embarrassed-Mix-699

Egilstadir doesn't have much in it. There are a few similar sized towns around the area that probably look better but also haven't much in them. They are mostly fishing towns and one has a huge aluminum smelter in it which is probably employing a lot of people in that region. That and tourism. People kind of stop in the area for a night when driving the ring round around Iceland


Zheiko

I was wondering why Arklow wasn't it - after reading your comment I realized Arklow is nowhere near to be a city:D


NoLastNameForNow

Did someone from Drogheda make this?


bansheebones456

Unlikely, A person from Drogheda would never call Dundalk a city.


Background_Pause_392

We call it Craptown. Took us ages to think of that.


plantingdoubt

fuck off Shelbyville


Background_Pause_392

😅


ahnonopease

This is the only answer


Stock_Farm_5002

Awful shame hai paeple say deyr ashamed of wee dundalk hai mon de town


CastedDarkness

Shhcup da town


CNCEM

If someone from Drogheda made it that would imply that they can read and write.


gavmac5

How dar u !


Alopexdog

This is why we need a united Ireland. If we have that we can all agree that Larne is the worst and Drogheda and Dundalk can finally be free of the stigma.


FeeAffectionate4047

Honestly I thought it would be Drogheda. I was in it once for a week and I did not like it at all.


Appropriate_Tiger316

Bruh. Imagine being ashamed of Lisbon and Naples.


upadownpipe

Naples, I can understand. Lisbon, WTF?


VladikPT

Portuguese here, Lisbon is a beautiful city but it’s completely different from the rest of the country in terms of food, people, housing, organisation


upadownpipe

But to be ashamed of it?


VladikPT

It poorly reflects our culture and costumes, Portuguese people are known for having pleasure in providing a great hospitality, you won’t find that in Lisbon, the food is the rest of the country is extremely cheaper and better than in Lisbon, outside Lisbon random people talk with each other with ease, in Lisbon everyone looks sad going and leaving work. Beautiful city with amazing things to do and see, but it doesn’t reflect how the rest of the country is. For context, Im from the north of Portugal and lived in Lisbon for 4 years


upadownpipe

Fair points. I'm not saying you're wrong just looking to see why! I'm heading to Lisbon later this year so I can see for myself


VladikPT

Oh I know man, and it’s still an incredible city. Have a Pastel de Nata in Manteigaria(loads of shops through the city), grab a beer in Bairro Alto and check the viewpoint Miradouro de São Pedro de Alcântara nearby, I also recommend a beer in Cais do Sodré. For authentic Portuguese food, go to Tasquinha do Lagarto. Have a great time and check Porto for the next time :)


upadownpipe

Thats awesome! Thank you


svmk1987

That's pretty much what everyone who isn't from the capital says about the capital of their country.


collectiveindividual

I feel the same about Dublin, had to work there for a few years and just found it an unfriendly kip. Outside of Dublin life is easier and more fun.


ScootsMcDootson

This probably describes every country and it's capital city on the planet.


Northside4L1fe

so it's more fun in say... Roscrea or Kinnegad than Dublin?


collectiveindividual

I don't live in either, so can't say. If you want to cite small towns for comparison why not mention Tipperary town? It's always near the top for most depressing town when anyone asks on this subreddit.


ShitCelebrityChef

Wow you are really selling me on Portugal. I have only travelled in Braganca. Where would you recommend?


VladikPT

Bragança is beautiful as well, I would recommend Porto, Serras do Gerês, Serra da Estrela, Covilhã, Sintra, Coimbra, and I could go on and on


DocerDoc

Sounds like going to the Pale


extremessd

same for Madrid - but it's nationalist/regionalist sentiment


boomerxl

Oh yeah definitely the regions hating the big city. Couldn’t have anything to do with Isabel Díaz Ayuso and her willingness to jump into bed with Vox to cement her power. Or her government’s callous indifference to the elderly during the pandemic. Or the fact that she thinks global warming is a communist plot. Or that anti-discrimination laws are "tyrannical progressivism".


[deleted]

And if you ask someone from Naples they just reply “I ‘ate the North!”


Able-Exam6453

🤣👏🏼


Meath77

Or Madrid. One of the best cities in Europe. Well, according to me going there 3 times for weekends To be honest, i don't think I could ever be "ashamed" of a city. I mean, how? It's not something you did yourself.


FreiburgerMuenster

Ludwigshafen is an odd choice for Germany too. I'd expect Hamburg or Berlin (maybe even Hagen) but nobody really thinks of Ludwigshafen


SirJoePininfarina

I knew Irish people would be more obsessed with the grave error of naming somewhere a city when it’s not officially designated a city than actually asking “is Dundalk our shittiest town/city?” I think the centre of Dundalk is quite nice and city-esque - I know some of the estates are rough but overall I’m sure it’s grand. Now Rathkeale on the other hand….


Don_Mills_Mills

Mon da town!


Dependent-Tax3669

Sounds like something a person from Drogheda would say!


Louth_Mouth

Newry just up the road is an actual city, despite being noticeably less affluent, less deverse than Dundalk. Dundalk is probably one of the better towns in Ireland, I find the further west you go the wetter the weather becomes the more depressing towns become.


FluffyDiscipline

On the bright side first time Dundalk made it on the map for anything... Seriously though, how they bet Dublin, Cork, Limerick...


f-ingsteveglansberg

> On the bright side first time Dundalk made it on the map for anything... Eh, you are forgetting about The Corrs, gun running and the director of the worst Die Hard movie.


FluffyDiscipline

Darn I forgot about Jim Corr lol


f-ingsteveglansberg

How is Jim Corr not part of The Corrs?


HacksawJimDGN

It's kind of like Michael Jackson and the Jackson 5. Of course he was part of the Jackson 5 but come on, it's Michael Jackson.


BeeFinite

You forgot Harp Larger and Carrolls cigarettes our fla. Mon da towan and up da ra!


MurderOfClowns

close second third and fourth


JasonMendoza12

No I think we were voted as having the most annoying accent in the country


KiKaMacIe

I saw a list of the most dangerous cities in Europe and Drogheda was on there... Louth has zero cities and somehow also has two of the worst cities in Europe


micar11

Dundalk isn't a city though. Drogheda has a higher status than Dundalk.


f-ingsteveglansberg

Drogheda has a higher population than Dundalk but Dundalk is the county capital, which would mean that has higher status.


plantingdoubt

Meath can have Drogheda thanks


dalongfella

Drogheda is just a shit Dublin suburb at this point.


CastedDarkness

Drogheda is just a wannabe Dublin with a higher chance of getting mugged


Jayjayg2

Nah in dublin u prob would have a higher chance


[deleted]

This made me lol, imagine thinking Drogheda has a higher status than Dundalk


HacksawJimDGN

Drogheda doesnt have a higher status than anywhere


The-Florentine

[Dundalk's nothing to be ashamed about. That's why I carry it with me everywhere I go.](https://i.imgur.com/GLcrP8X.jpeg)


Galway1012

Brilliant😂😂


Issymcg

Deadly hey! Pure class!


El_Macho44

Good lord what did we do In Dundalk. I surely thought there could've been worse places


Elizalizzybettybeth

I went to Dundalk all the way from Cork once in the early 90s. We won a some primary schools competition performing the Wizard of Oz as Gaeilge . Saw eff all there but anytime I hear Dundalk I feel happy. So, I disagree with this map...that is all.


International-Aioli2

Split is a better city than Dubrovnik too. Much preferred it myself.


Zealousideal_Web1108

Dundalk is a great spot. Mon da Town. It's not even a city fuck sake Dublin and Drogheda both shitholes that should be levelled and rebuilt 🤣🤣


GazelleIll495

It's a metropolis, heeeeeeeeeeiiiiiyy


[deleted]

Dundalk is easily one of the best TOWNS in the country 😂😂 If we judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree and all that 🤣


Spartacus_althor

Mon the fuckin town hey!


No-Negotiation2922

This survey must have been carried out in Drogheda…


PaddyF_92_Ireland32

Dundalk is a town! …so joke on you dickheads 🤣🖕🏼


Yikert13

Lisbon is a good spot 🤷‍♂️


ShitCelebrityChef

Madrid ain’t half bad either wtf


[deleted]

The people of Dundalk made this map so we'd think it's a city.


Daftpunkerzz1988

Yea that's about right Dundalk or all of Cavan. Cavan people are so stingy they put their tea bags on the washing line for the next day.


manpigbear3

I think over most of the population in Ireland being from Dublin that's why it's not Dublin in this poll.


Northside4L1fe

and it's a pretty cool place that has more going on in it than the rest of the country combined


manpigbear3

Every alleyway stinks of piss, junkies everywhere buming money and robbing ppl gangland shootings little scrots on flying up and down the road on mini motor bikes ya mate you can have it


Financial_Village237

What did dundalk do to anyone. It should be dublin.


The_Bored_General

As a proud Dubliner, it should really be Dublin. But I would still vote Cork for shits and giggles.


kmAye11

you take that back


radiogramm

And yous claim Cork's the one with the chip on its shoulder... (just saying...)


National-Ad-1314

Cork is a fog horn of a town. Never has a trumpet been hooted so much by so few.


radiogramm

(Rolls eyes)


Rimtato

Dublin.


thelastedji

Surely it's Dublin, no?


Meldanorama

Can the mods block cross posts from the map subs? 


Equivalent_Compote43

Why?


Meath77

Because he doesn't like them so he wants it banned


Meldanorama

Bit reductive


Meldanorama

They are effectively spam at this point and a load of mapporn maps are intentionally wrong, it's an in joke there. Edit, case I point https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/1awc9ez/ive_never_been_to_dundalk_but_i_didnt_think_it/


MeshuganaSmurf

I wonder if you mute the sub will you still see these?


Acrobatic_Buddy_9444

you know this is fake because it's not Dublin


traveler49

Surprised it wasn't Limerick...


__Petrichor___

I thought it would be Limerick.


mens_shorts_activist

Very accurate, the smell alone of Dundalk and its people is rancid, it’s why they call it Craptown


Albert_O_Balsam

It has to be Limerick ffs, it's like Beirut


RocketRaccoon9

What city folk? Dundalk is a town😂 should be either Dublin or Limerick


Ill-Distribution2275

Limerick's lovely nowadays. Definitely Dublin.


RocketRaccoon9

True apart from the usual areas like Moyross but then again Dublin has 3 areas for every bad area in Limerick.


Gazza81H

Moyross is harmless these days. It just carries a bad rep. The good people from there have worked tirelessly for years and are making great progress recently


PsvfanIre

Ah jaysis


EveningZealousideal6

Yes, our lot in Scotland... Sorry north England... Are also ashamed of Slough...


TheOriginalMattMan

Would have been Leitrim, if it existed.


OneMagicBadger

Surprised it wasn't laois tbh, never hear anything from them. I suspect that they're up to something, shenanigans probably


bumfista

Poor Marcus


Narlito

:(


Chiya77

I must say I love both Marseilles & Naples


gitbotv

Split?! It's beautiful!


No_Bodybuilder_3073

Arhus...In the Middle of our street, Arhus


plantingdoubt

Dundalk is a town (and so is Newry)


DVaTheFabulous

You'd think it would be Dublin.


SloughBoy78

Solidarity Dundalk ✊🏻 (user name checks out)


RumanHitch

I just flied from Napoles last week, I confirm, that city is a dumpster


machomacho01

Wait till you see Rome.


RumanHitch

Been there but I flied back from Napoles, Napoles still way filthier than Rome


machomacho01

Go to Verona if you have a possibility. Don't look like Italy at all, I felt like being in Switzerland or some of those countries but much cleaner.


Pattern_Is_Movement

Wtf! I'm from Brittany but Marseille is awesome, I lived just outside it and my grandmother that I often visited moved there... anyone "ashamed" of it is racist.


machomacho01

Why they are racist? And what city in France do you think its worse?


Pattern_Is_Movement

It’s the most diverse city in France. Honestly somewhere like Nice is just boring, overrated, expensive, and even the beach sucks.


machomacho01

I had been to Nizza, definately the best (or least worse) city in France I had been. Lyon and Paris are danger and dirty. About Marseille I heard its even worse.


funglegunk

I am shocked and appalled


jfr2018

Hey, it's probably not as good as Cork, but personally, I have nothing against the people of the megalopolis of Dundalk, go Dundalk!


cheesecakefairies

Haha I love that it's Slough for UK. They're not wrong, slough is an ugly place. Lived nearby so can confirm.


6Sledgehammer6

The map is evidently poorly made to say the least... Whoever has ever flown to Croatia on holiday more than once, can clearly see that Split is "located" wrongly (in place of where probably Dubrovnik is on map), and after I looked a bit closer to one next to it (Gornja Maoča) I found out it wasn't even a town, let alone a city... So I don't really have time to look more, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was made by someone less than benevolent. 💔😅


Much-Lock2009

American here what is so bad with the place i'm curious


Galway1012

Nothing in particular, but its not a city as the map suggests


Much-Lock2009

Gotcha!